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28 y/o Computer Nerd + Weather Nerd. Also a Bird. ๐Ÿ”ž no minors pls // NSFW AD: @EaglesStash profile by @BMBrice_cake

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Joined May 2019
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Hey look at the other place that is blue and sky
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@KillJamesBond Are fog lamps extra nipples. What about light bars. Are police cars repeatedly flashing rotating nipples when engaged in law enforcement activity
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@honeyfiig @wobblymami To acknowledge that they were wrong on climate change would be to recognize that their entire political worldview for the past 20 years has been a lie. They canโ€™t. Easier to blame an โ€œenemyโ€ somehow doing it to them.
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@CantEverDie I checked the Fox News comments. No sauce. No direction. Listless. Biden was their Great Satan. They have nothing
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@redraidertech @ReedTimmerUSA @theScantman Itโ€™s rear inflow condensing quickly in the low pressure, acting a bit like a fog machine. Likely friction interaction with the surface of the structure contributed to condensation
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@CertifiedLeggi We have to keep you in business somehow
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@jewdas @postoctobrist They didnโ€™t use enough ender eyes to find the stronghold
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@KillJamesBond I do not think Pixar has thought this through
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@ShirokaneChoja @colecameron Gonna be real with you for some Americans it might actually be their first time on a train. Iโ€™m from Kansas and the nearest comparable rail to whatโ€™s in the pic is literally hundreds of miles away
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@IwriteOK Someone suggesting running by and shouting โ€œheโ€™s got fentanylโ€
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@north0fnorth No one will listen to my proposal for a new canal to shorten the trip from the Atlantic to Chicago
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@SwiftOnSecurity I donโ€™t trust the Scandinavians youโ€™ll never catch me using some sort of โ€œnordโ€ vpn
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@Liv_Agar Unfortunately I think almost all of human history is defined by people not being normal about sex
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@DJGerrymander @IwriteOK Itโ€™s not really sympathy more as recognizing basic facts of human psychology. Heโ€™s not a super human being; during his RNC speech when he talked about being shot he felt completely different to listen to. Itโ€™s clearly affected him
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@jaketropolis @north0fnorth I think thereโ€™s a line with prop weapons where it should be obvious itโ€™s a prop
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@north0fnorth I canโ€™t believe I forgot about the Erie Canal
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@CantEverDie Furries frantically trying to find this guyโ€™s shaman
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@postoctobrist I was gonna joke and say oh were they Hitlers 1 through 4 but then it was true
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@vxunderground lmao bitlocker people accidentally ransomwared themselves
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@drmistercody Idk some of my concerns have been pelled now tbh
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@citiesindust97 @lefttwick You canโ€™t drop rocks from the moon, thatโ€™s not how gravity works. Rocks dropped on the moon fall back down onto the moon.
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@jaketropolis @north0fnorth Thatโ€™s fine, but if I saw this from far away like on the first floor, I would not think โ€œpropโ€ at first, I would probably look for cover.
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@fennec_peachy It is absolutely unacceptable. This behavior is reckless and irresponsible.
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@VautismSpeaks Who among us hasnโ€™t accidentally made the price of our line of pillows exactly equal to an infamous dogwhistle
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@lefttwick I kinda knew after the moon rocks incident but I didnโ€™t say anything
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@postoctobrist My own entrails-caster keeps telling me this drought and other changes to the climate are completely temporary and only a short term problem and not an impetus for mass migration. The sea peoples are a rumor spread by the WOKE SEERS in The Swamp (Memphis)
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@jankoczgar @AltHistCody Thereโ€™s also far too many coincidences for it to have been any other explanation. Just happened to turn off all transponders right between controller handoffs. Just happened to fly perfectly between country radars.
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@thefemiurge @vanoreo_ Fair point however this was something I was taught since literal childhood, some of my earliest memories are in Sunday school learning about the different numbers of ribs.
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@vanillaopinions Literally just do a couple laps and be moderately healthy and you could become their god
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@RiverTamYDN This is primarily because the backend systems that airlines use are all ancient relics from the 90s or earlier (see also SABRE)
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@IwriteOK This is always on the DM. The DM is there to deal with this kind of scenario - I tried something similar as a wizard Dragonborn and I got turned to mulch, as I shouldโ€™ve been.
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@AliceAvizandum โ€œAt one time, a group of parents sued the state for $15 million, contending that the state's attempts to close the institute violated their children's rights to treatment.โ€ Unimaginably evil.
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@Devon_OnEarth You were actually just referring to the Devonian, the fourth period of the Paleozoic Era spanning 60.3 million years ago to 419.2 million years ago which *does* have he/him pronouns
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@postoctobrist Dollars to donuts you examine any other โ€œnormalโ€ virus like flu with the same scrutiny Covid has been under youโ€™ll find all sorts of follow on problems. Viruses fuck you up. These people seem to think Covid is some alien space bug with superpowers.
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@postoctobrist Deeply cowardly to vague tweet about it, knowing the vultures are circling, then delete hours later only further fueling the frenzy.
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@postoctobrist Ancient Roman incel mad that he gets mogged by gladiator Chad writing Latin greentexts on the forum walls
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@uhshanti Counterrevolutionary behavior will not be tolerated
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@postoctobrist Rapidly approaching your location in the Kansas Highway Patrol Recruiting SUV
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@revhowardarson Itโ€™s more an indictment of gun shows than anything but literally every gun show I have ever seen has had Nazi shit. Truly awful vibes at those places.
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@vxunderground Additional Easter egg - go to FN menu -> About and hit SELECT
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@who_shot_jgr I thought his house just did that one day
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