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@NotA_RealLizard
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The first presidential debate was earlier than any time in history. After the debate CNN talked about Joe Biden stepping aside or prominent Democrats calling for him to step down. They are 100% going to replace Biden before the election. Bookmark it.
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@Rothmus Apparently leaving bikes on your own property is “luring”
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@DelusionPosting What else is the word “game” supposed to imply?
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@DelusionPosting Maybe believe the people who actually survived Communism and don’t want to ever go back.
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@InsaneCope Trans encouraging you to self harm is rich
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@NotA_RealLizard
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@iFightForKids This is brilliant way to force community notes to say it was Carroll 👌🏻
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@beigepilled Better him than a Muslim immigrant that refuses to put bacon on my hamburger because of their religion
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@iamyesyouareno Fought segregation for so long just to implement it again themselves
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@messedupfoods Today’s price
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@Rothmus Imagine running a webcam girl business and choosing to bring more attention to yourself
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@Rothmus I’ll never understand the connection between Pro-Palestinians and the LGBTQ+ community
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@ExposeDarkDeeds Crying in front of a camera you just set up gives me the cringies
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@RickyDoggin Who the hell would disagree?
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@HazelAppleyard_ Puberty is crucial to growing up into who you’re meant to be
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@InsaneCope It’s almost as if the human race is dependent on reproducing after a nuclear apocalypse 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@WomenPostingLs I believe the courts have a history of disagreeing with you
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@iamyesyouareno Tell Google’s AI to stop erasing White people first
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@InsaneCope Nice reverse pentagram shirt…
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@DelusionPosting High school in 2002 taught kids the “stick and stones” saying. Now everyone cries at being called a name by a stranger.
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@lporiginalg I think he can handle the conversing for the both of them
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@AsianDawn4 I already loved Japan for their hilarious game shows. This is just icing on the cake.
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@NickTudormore @Rothmus They think some races are 100% scholars and gentlemen lol
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@RealAssContent @Rothmus The fuck? Is it illegal to have doorbell cams then?
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@DelusionPosting That explains the culture
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@MomsPostingLs By ‘lifter of heavy things’ she means her emotional baggage
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@hodgetwins Second one I’ve seen just today.
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Biden’s FBI showed up to woman’s home because she exercised her First Amendment on Fakebook This is what happens in communist countries.
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@TruthHertz357 @Rothmus It was George Soros
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@GovTinaKotek Surgically mutulating yourself unnecessarily to change your body literally goes against being your true authentic self…
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@ClownWorld_ Security guards were more aggressive towards the people recording than the dude looking for a fight…🙄
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@Hauntefaerie @MamaTea_ She literally said men hate wigs. Why you throwin us under the bus, we agreeing with y’all lol
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@theserfstv Gotta be weird being a kid at a library and seeing a drag queen come in to read a children’s book
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@SoundersFC It’s Easter. No wonder you guys keep on losing.
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@ImMeme0 Yet law enforcement can misrace criminals for woke stats
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@DelusionPosting It’s always an account with an anime picture…
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@prmade313raised Y’all keep trying to segregate yourselves 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Rothmus Still better than Bud Light
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@iamyesyouareno Hope those orders from HQ weren’t time sensitive
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@dom_lucre This is what happens when the NFL tries to force Taylor Swift on us to expand their audience inorganically
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@rshereme Fund and Fight your own wars. The American people are tired of paying for the world’s problems.
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@unlimited_ls She wanted to be a pop star but instead ended up like all the single moms on OnlyFans.
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@WuWei113 8. Ask for consent before throwing each pitch
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@zarahussain999 Where did you seek asylum from and why?
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@LaNativePatriot I’m starting a GoFundMe to pay off the NFL camera men to focus on him more than Taylor Swift
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@lporiginalg They’ve turned into J.G.Wentworth
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@iamyesyouareno Did he just complain that Australia has a work-life balance? 😂
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@ClownWorld_ “I don’t find it fun so those hobbies are prepping for the race war.” 😂
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@kingofcursez @DelusionPosting These people don’t exactly process information well. Including the genitals they were born with.
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@lporiginalg He isn’t Them. He ate Them.
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@FPWellman Funny what you pick and choose to focus on. I’d say this is a little more informative of what’s going on.
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Jewish student wearing a Star of David necklace DENIED entry to his own university because he is JEWISH. “I’m a UCLA student. I deserve to go here. We pay tuition. This is our school and they are not letting me walk in.” Masked activists refused to let the student enter.
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@Magicmarq420 @Rothmus How is leaving what you own on your property coaxing anyone? Seems very difficult to prove intent
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@alexxz4nder @CultureCrave Nobody comes close to Bale
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@ClownWorld_ Strong and independent my ass…
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@Stone_tossers These kinds of people wake up triggered 🙄
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@notlouisck @Shanemgillis “I’m not making them at night Dad!”
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@Briantmckee @Rothmus No it’s call stealing. Just because you SEE something, doesn’t mean it’s yours…
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@Stone_tossers Gemini AI’s archenemy
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@mischiefanimals Is that Taylor Swift?
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@ImMeme0 If people can identify as different genders, I’ll identify as an immigrant to get some of my damn money back.
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@InsaneCope Tasers can solve your non-violent problems. Guns can solve the violent ones.
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@MomsPostingLs Listening to how their day went
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@InsaneCope Wait til he finds out about anime
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@InsaneCope Should be a mirror on the next page
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@TreeismNetwork @lgbtlame ‘Queers for Palestine’? I don’t think you people understand what Muslim countries would do to you..
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@mischiefanimals Bro chose violence immediately after birth
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@yanoghte @beigepilled Nice try Mussy. The people are with me on this one.
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@InsaneCope The same person would flip out if a Confederate flag was hung in the classroom
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@InsaneCope Left Wing Extremists be like:
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@OrwellNGoode Never trust a phone app calc to do anything other than add and subtract
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@Quadrillage3838 @InsaneCope Not a boomer. Just based
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@yanoghte @beigepilled I don’t consider you people
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@CollinRugg @CraigChamberlin To be fair, in his stand up he says he’s Democrat but he feels the ‘Republican in him growing’. He’s so damn funny.
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@Rothmus We’re not getting that $3,075/mo bro
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@MomsPostingLs Mid is generous for her
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@ImMeme0 Now put some gates down the road!
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🚨🚨🚨MUST WATCH: We are being PLAYED!!
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@oracleJM84 @DelusionPosting 😂 I couldn’t resist the setup
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@Celtics_fan78 @Rothmus Hot Take: Hitting criminals with bats ain’t a bad thing
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@InsaneCope The difference is I’m not the leader of the free world…
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@LibertyCappy The Three MuskyQueers
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@wardious @beigepilled Never said it did. Go wrap a weighted blanket around yourself and draw some sexualized anime characters freak
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@DelusionPosting Where they gonna get those trashy 6in nails then?
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@DelusionPosting If a meteor heads toward earth, let it hit
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@Kenn0626 Sounds like your child is going to be a single parent
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@MomsPostingLs Does anyone find long nails like this attractive? I find they make the most useful tools on the planet (hands) obsolete.
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@AIPoweredSoup @Rothmus Beating someone with a bat is not a booby trap lol
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@FadeHubb I woulda started eating her sandwiches
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@XDarthThunderX You’re a man. The new director’s only mission is to make you uncomfortable lol
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@Timcast Make They/Them Plural Again!
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@brooklynboybee @Rothmus Ah yes of course, the thief is the real victim here.
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@lporiginalg When the power is out at his place
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@FreedomKnightUS @NickTudormore @Rothmus Did this situation not get started with a criminal act? Yes or No
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@DelusionPosting Now I know why all those fire fighters pull women out of burning buildings.
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@Liberacrat_ Wash the make up off and make the video again. No more DM sliding’
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@keyedworld @beigepilled Tear posters of hostages off telephone poles? 😜
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