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Burgers and Blitzes

@Not2BeTrite

1 year

We don't deserve dogs, we do deserve the 1st down pass though.

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Burgers and Blitzes

@Not2BeTrite

5 months

"I know I know her from somewhere." in front of the wife. Then it hit me.

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@Not2BeTrite

9 months

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME HURTS JUST GOT A FREE SET OF DOWNS ON A THROWAWAY

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

The anti Parsons agenda has gotten absolutely out of control man. What in the fuck does it take

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

Dak Prescott. That's all. That's the tweet.

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@Not2BeTrite

6 months

Wanna hear something crazy? It was/is poor pitiful Mahomes with all the dropped passes right? Mahomes had 39 drops on 597 attempts. Prescott had 38 drops on 590 attempts.

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

Hey, y'all having a good Friday night? Great, good to hear. So anyways. Here's CeeDee Lamb pointing and laughing at Jamelle Adams as Gin Rummy is spiking the td he caught on him

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@Not2BeTrite

9 months

Dak is 6'2 like 235 lol

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@Not2BeTrite

9 months

Bc it wasn't a hold. Not only was it past the play, he got pancacked on hands inside the shoulders driving block. That's textbook blocking.

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9 months

That’s a weak holding call.

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Totally legal nothing to see here

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

"MVPs get benched all the time when the game is out of reach. What Purdy didn't do was lose the game for them. Darnold did that. He's never went out there and lost a game like Dak Prescott has"

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Micah has also gone 160+ reps without getting an offensive holding call. Make it make sense.

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7 months

Pressure leaders so far this season 💪

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

"that mf good!" dak

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Every ex athlete with a struggling podcast be like:

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@Not2BeTrite

6 months

Tell me Dallas isn't officiated differently. Shoulder check our punter and the returner drops. Flag comes out on Dallas.

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Dak Prescott not getting mvp would be the biggest snub since Manning had to share it with Mcnair in 2003. Literally zero ZERO QBs have won outright mvp without 30tds

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

I can't believe Dak let this happen

Bills Stats, Graphs & Memes

@BufBillsStats

7 months

Player of The Week #LetJamesCook #BillsMafia @thegreat__4

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9 months

I care more about this dude than he ever will himself. Dude was better than your favorite defensive player without even caring.

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

Does this count as a .500 team or has the bar now moved to a team who's won a SB in the last three days?

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Ah yes.. The top 5 penalized team for years has the refs in their pocket. Cope.

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@ShelbyKenaan

7 months

@Not2BeTrite i bet ur income tax goes to the refs 🖕🏻

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8 months

Hooked both arms

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@Not2BeTrite

4 months

It all started when I was a young boy ....

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@Not2BeTrite

3 months

I can't believe he let them score 26, he should've got a sack or something

Charlie

@CH295777

3 months

@Not2BeTrite @Ethan_3188 I like Dak man, I really really do. But how many years in a row do I see this movie with him?

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7 months

38 attempts with only two behind the LOS

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

Brock Purdy has 3553 passing yards on the year. 1585 of that is YAC.

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Dak Prescott is 23rd in 4th quarter passing attempts while being 6th in overall attempts. Stat padding in 3 quarters is nasty work.

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@Not2BeTrite

4 months

Dan Quinn, get your ass back here and pick up the trash you left.

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@Not2BeTrite

5 months

Tyron Smith deserves to retire a Cowboy. Of all the players they let hang around Wayyyy to long, he deserves his victory lap. This is like cutting Dirk. Yes, I'm serious.

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

It's quite simple. If they're bad teams and Dak is overrated. Your team/qb should blow their doors off even more than Dallas right? ....right ?

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@Not2BeTrite

4 months

This what interviewing an 80 year old alcoholic billionaire with dementia looks like.

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@Not2BeTrite

10 months

Make. Him. Pass.

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@Not2BeTrite

6 months

It's days like this when I realize there's some actual trauma in me from 30+ years of Dallas Sports.

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@Not2BeTrite

6 months

Ok, riddle me this. Why is DQ playing zone after being a man defense all year? Why is MT going run first after the pass first offense got us here post bye? I guess they just decided to do that all on their own.

anthony quinton ™

@AnthonyQuinton0

6 months

@Not2BeTrite Can’t blame everything on JJ. MM and DQ aren’t holding up their end of the bargain. No way to defend them after possibly the worst half of football this team has ever had.

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

That's what a 1T looks like.

Patrik [No C] Walker

@VoiceOfTheStar

7 months

Johnathan Hankins (ankle) is expected to ramp up to limited work in #Cowboys practice today — for the first time since suffering the injury weeks ago. Trending toward a return.

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@Not2BeTrite

3 months

Get her outa there man.

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@Not2BeTrite

6 months

Good news? Getting a new Hc/DC Bad news? Nothing will change.

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

What does it take to get a holding call

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

The official "blandino" review literally counters his explanation. 88 is fully set

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Lamar went three games without a TD, they went 2-1 in those games. With the 2 wins being a 62-12 point differential. The L being vs indy where he had two fumbles. That's what facts look like vs vibes

James Cottle

@cowboys4life68

7 months

@DakAttackShow He's not being snubbed for MVP. He's Jekyl and Hyde week in, and week out. You literally never know which Dak is going to show up. Sure, he's usually fine, but he's certainly no MVP.

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@Not2BeTrite

10 months

Holy shit Dak is SEARING on 3rd down.

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Sure, for the Media vibes and qb winz award. Games without a TD: Lamar: 3 Dak: 2 Turnovers: Dak: 12 Lamar:19 TDs: Dak: 34 Lamar: 28 Epa/play in neutral games: Dak: .229 Lamar: .174 Dak is the MVP tho.

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

7 months

Lamar Jackson's remarkable regular season is over: • 307/457 (67%) • 3,678 passing yards • 821 rushing yards • 29 total TDs • 7 INTs • 13-3 record • AFC's No. 1 seed He is the favorite to win MVP, which would be his second of his career. 🔥

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@Not2BeTrite

4 months

If I were Dak I'd never speak to these fucks again. Let my agent know that I've 86'd my no trade but don't tell them until after the draft. Then on that Sunday, light the fucking beacons. Sound the horn of Gondor

Matthew J. Lenix

@StarConscience

4 months

If I were Dak, I'd played out this deal, and the Jones family would never see me again

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@Not2BeTrite

6 months

Who wants DQ? I'll drive him to the interview

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

I swear this isn't AI generated

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@Not2BeTrite

9 months

Cowboys fans don't deserve Dak Prescott

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@Not2BeTrite

1 year

I honestly don't remember a year where the Cowboys were under media attack 7 days a week like this. #9 injury stuff was solid content for them, options yadda yadda. This is just some just a different level. Like #4 is legit the most hated NFL qb at the moment. Wild.

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7 months

Atlantic Ocean ain't this salty. That got curved energy is leaking

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9 months

It's a shame that Jets defense has tore up every qb this year. ....wait

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9 months

No headshot penalty?

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Naaaaaahhhh #keepthatsameenergy Picks are picks. Y'all made the rules. Now follow them.

The Game Day NFL

@TheGameDayNFL

7 months

How many of Brock's 4 INTs on MNF were actually his fault?

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5 months

Greenlaw spending the entire season trying to injure players just to hurt himself in the sb. Ain't that about a bitch

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

175+ reps without a holding call on Parsons

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@Not2BeTrite

9 months

Dak Prescott leading the league in on target throws through week 8 86.2%

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@Not2BeTrite

10 months

Michael Thomas has 4 more targets than CeeDee Lamb and he didn't start two of the games. Robert Woods and Nico Collins both have more targets than Lamb. You're prolly thinking "wow, that's kinda bad right?" yes. Especially since Woods and Collins are on the same fking team.

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@Not2BeTrite

3 months

How to throw away a 4th round pick with extra steps.

Blogging The Boys

@BloggingTheBoys

3 months

The Dallas Cowboys are reportedly declining Trey Lance’s fifth-year option for 2025.

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@Not2BeTrite

10 months

Keep playing with my dude, he's gonna break character on that podium and make you go into hiding.

Law Nation Sports

@LawsNation

10 months

#Cowboys Dak Prescott Low-Key Tired About That "INT" Talk... What About The Year Before That, The Year Before That, etc...

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Dallas gets called for block in the back here 10/10 times.

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

The key to have your OL not to be called for holding is to to play Dallas.

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Dak Prescott has been the best qb in the NFL by a large margin on a play by play basis this year it's insane that folks choose to ignore it.

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@Not2BeTrite

9 months

The entire right side moves before the ball leaves the ground

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

It's so funny to watch how Dallas is officiated. All you can do is laugh at this point.

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Nine games without a holding call tho

PFF

@PFF

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Pressures leaders after 16 weeks 👀

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@Not2BeTrite

10 months

I mean that's a clear PI .....

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5 months

@Gideon_Grey Had Sweeney eating out his hand on the show too. Sean, I was not familiar with your game.

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4 months

Willingly being a Cowboy's fan in the year of our Football God 2024, is a mental illness. By the literal definition of insanity.

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@Not2BeTrite

9 months

Hurts and Purdy lost on the same day while getting exposed for their lack of talent. Love it

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

Philthy games are just called different. The NFL wants them to be a thing and your team will get screwed by it if given the chance

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@Not2BeTrite

4 months

Cap Boy need his ass beat for this alone

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

The man who's been to prison for stealing money from the elderly has thoughts on Dak

Defy

@defytalkcowboys

8 months

Here’s a video of Craig Carton ( @craigcartonlive ) saying Dak Prescott becoming a father is a “mistake” and a “distraction” while questioning if Dak Prescott’s girlfriend is a gold digger for no reason 👍 Totally normal!

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@Not2BeTrite

6 months

Now let's get Mazi to the Golden Corral

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@Not2BeTrite

9 months

If Dallas wins the game will mean nothing. If they lose it will mean everything. This is a weekly narrative. Been this way since 1995

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@Not2BeTrite

9 months

Uh oh they done let me have the numbers

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

Phithy's real mvp

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

League avg for Offensive Hold Totals as of today is 12.75 Phi has been called 4 times.

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5 months

Mr Hot Ones on some Mr Nasty Time shit.

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

Patiently waiting today for some other qb to put up 40 and put his ball cap on early in the 4th since it's so easy.

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@Not2BeTrite

6 months

Zim had $830 worth of peanut butter sandwiches delivered to Mazi Smith's house already

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@Not2BeTrite

6 months

AJ out Monday. Sirianni out Tuesday

B/R Gridiron

@brgridiron

6 months

AJ Brown (sprained knee) is out for Monday night's Wild Card matchup with the Bucs, per @AdamSchefter

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

There's not a qb better at the TE seam than Dak.

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@Not2BeTrite

6 months

Tell me if the logic is wrong: if a guy interviews 5-6 different places in a couple weeks and nobody hires him. Shouldn't you reconsider his employment on your dime?

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

Lamb and Parsons are that young core you know that can ride with Dak when the moment calls for then to be great. Now sign all of them for the next 10 years Ty

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3 months

Luka and Dak getting fucked out of the MVP in the same year is so Dallas.

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

That's purely a ref W. I'm not that guy, you know I'm not that homer. Refs made that happen.

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Turning a safety into a 90 yard td are you fucking serious Dakota

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5 months

All pro OTs are arguably just as difficult to find as all pro QBs But all in

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10 months

Dak just absolutely worked them boys pre snap

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Tempted to change the account name

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6 months

Saying that "dak struggles past the first read" should have your cleats or press pass revoked. Either one. It's arguably the most false statement one could make about Dak. If a player said it, ship him. If a press member said it, ship them. Bc it's literally 100% false

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@Not2BeTrite

8 months

There's not a qb paying better football than Dak Prescott right now. I understand team wins and the overall tiers of whatever the fuck. Nobody right now is playing better than him though

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6 months

Completely shifting the parameters for how the MVP has been judged so they can hand Lamar the MvibesP is some nasty work. The worst statistical year of any MVP this century

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9 months

Niners and Philthy lost Made it out the game clean Dub Dak fucking COOKED Bye week

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@Not2BeTrite

6 months

Lions are what Dallas could be with Charlotte in charge.

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Imagine being able to enjoy a football game bc you aren't terrified of the refs. Oh wait, you can bc you're not a Dallas fan.

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@Not2BeTrite

7 months

Seeing your big dumb team go from targeting 3rd and "manageable" to trying to avoid 3rd down all together over one magical bye week....after decades of running into a wall. Then it working exactly like Dak truthers knew it would. Brings a tear to the eye.

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@Not2BeTrite

6 months

Dallas had a 1% chance of winning the game on Dak's first pick. Said pick happened where literally dozens of HOF players have said Cooks ran a lazy route. Go off tho.

The One

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@nick880411 Dak’s int’s lead to 14 of those points

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7 months

Dallas has been flagged for FIFTEEN defensive offsides penalties. League average is 3.94. Eleven defensive holding League average is 4.66

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6 months

They'll move onto the next scapegoat like they've been doing for three decades. Meanwhile this dude has been the pilot for 50% of the playoff appearances this century, missing one year with a +114 point differential. There's one constant denominator.