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90% Noah tweets with a side of mental illness (22/she/her)

Niagara, Toronto
Joined October 2022
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10 months
Reposting this so I can save it forever
@NoahKahan
Noah Kahan
10 months
You are so amazing! The hard work is so evident in the beautiful design and I’ll never stop being in awe of the things you create to this music!
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
It’s a couple days late, but @NoahKahan your birthday present is finally ready! Started January of 2023, this blanket has 125,000 stitches, 400 hours, and a whole lot of love put into it! (Please notice me Noah I want to give it to you)
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@NoahKahan “These meds might kill you but at least you won’t be the one to do it ✨”
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10 months
@NoahKahan NOAH OMG 😭 I’m seeing you in April and made this with the intention of giving it to you!! Is there some way we can make that happen? 🫶🫶
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
The artwork was made by the INCREDIBLE @GabyM2023
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@NoahKahan Noah they were sold out before you even tweeted this
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Noah you helped me make it from 15 to 21. Can’t wait to see you again June 3rd 💕💕 @NoahKahan
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@Noodles_M_
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11 months
@NoahKahan The second hand discomfort I experienced watching this.
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@NoahKahan @PostMalone So when does Jewish capaldi make an appearance??
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
@NoahKahan Three shots every time they pronounce your last name wrong
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@stickseason @NoahKahan Is this repost confirmation 😭😭
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
@jacobesantiago @NoahKahan If I were to charge minimum wage it would be thousands of dollars im so sorry 😭
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
@NoahKahan Don’t you dare. Stray dogs need their representation.
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@Noodles_M_
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6 months
@NoahKahan @RedSox “I ain’t proud of all the pitches that I’ve thrown”
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
NOAH X SEAN MENDES?
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Noah, the people demand an answer. Do you support Train's Rights. Inspired by the @NoahKahan discord and made by yours truly
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
Guys I’m so sorry I voted for call your mom 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I love Godlight but call your mom saved my life plz forgive me
@brandon______w
Brando (Live from Fenway Park)
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🚨UPSET ALERT🚨 #8 Call Your Mom defeats #1 Godlight
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
@NoahKahan I’m so glad I get forever to see where you end
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
@NoahKahan WTF HI ITS ME
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@Noodles_M_
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8 months
@NoahKahan @Alex_6429 Alex I swear to god Noah has your post notifications on
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@NoahKahan @hinterlandiowa Casually plays with zach Bryan
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@NoahKahan Petition for Noah to cancel resale tickets 🙋‍♀️
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
@NoahKahan People who are not interesting always have a lot to say about people who are. If you’re being talked about it’s because you’ve done something worth being talked about 🖤
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@NoahKahan Don’t be sad Noah, because sad backwards is das and das not good
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
@melissarose_89 @NoahKahan This is so good 💀🤣
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
@NoahKahan @ShawnMendes Can we discuss that I (as one person) can easily hold that blanket but Noah had to have two people hold it up 😭 I feel strong now
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@NoahKahan Noah, we can’t mentally handle this rn be so fucking fr
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@NoahKahan Some weird guy with a beard and an obsession with sticks??
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@NoahKahan @Newportfolkfest Praying you heal well! We’re in Vermont rn and hoping to see you tomorrow but health is always the most important!🖤
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@NoahKahan Maybe because it’s… the season… of the sticks…? Crazy thought?
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
Center barricade secured
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@NoahKahan Idek what I’m supposed to comment on this
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
This is embarrassing
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@NoahKahan We outside
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
THE BLANKET HAD BEEN HANDED OFF TO NOAHS MERCH CREW
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
UPDATE: THE BLANKET HAS MAD IT (not sure if he’s seen it yet but the crew said it’s in his possession)
@Noodles_M_
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7 months
THE BLANKET HAD BEEN HANDED OFF TO NOAHS MERCH CREW
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@NoahKahan @Hozier This friendship should be written about in history books
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
And if you kicked all of the depressed, bisexual northerners out of this country, who would listen to your music Noah Kahan? (Oh no, that’s not) IN THE SENSE THAT
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HOZIER NORTHERN ATTITUDE HOW IS MY LIFE REAL
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
Historical event or something
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
@NoahKahan @VictoriaMonet The lives you have saved are worth 10 times more than any award. We love you forever 🖤
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
@NoahKahan You’re not falling behind. You are on an incredible journey and we are all here to support you, and we will still be cheering you on if you ever need a rest
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@PopCrave The way that a guy and girl can’t be in a photo together without people making gross assumptions. Noah is 26, absolutely incredible, and very happy with his girlfriend, Brenna. Stop reducing male/female friendships to something sexual.
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7 months
Not sure what to do with myself because Noah has my blanket now and am I supposed to just continue to exist?? lol??? (Waiting for Noah to message me about making custom clothes for his tour)
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@srahskionahill @NoahKahan The tiktok girlies are killing me but this would make it so worth it
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
How I feel trenching through these Grammy ad breaks
@momentskyeknew
skye ツ
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today is finally the last day of january
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@NoahKahan didn’t come out at Toronto so we had to photoshop him in
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
@NoahKahanNation @NoahKahan Thank you so much 🫣🫣 someone came and got my Instagram so hopefully we connect some way!! (Shout out to the merch team that got it to him)
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@Noodles_M_
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11 months
@NoahKahan Top 0.005% got me feeling some sort of way (that way is depressed, in case you were curious)
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@NoahKahan ‘s special guest tonight?
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@NoahKahan Trauma will do that to you buddy
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@NoahKahan You having only 7 notifications is also really concerning to me because it means you’ve seen ever absolutely unhinged thing I’ve sent to you
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@Noodles_M_
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8 months
@NoahKahan See if you can get a lobotomy while they’re at it
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@NoahKahan King we are praying you become washed up so we can afford your tickets again
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@NoahKahan Stay toxic Noah 🫡
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
I love that @NoahKahan liked this post; which means he is 1000% turning it on every week and watching it with us, probably giggling and kicking his feet over percabeth
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Pop Base
11 months
The ‘Percy Jackson’ series debuts with a score of 95% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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@NoahKahan Noah my Spotify wrapped is getting concerning at this point
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@NoahKahan Noah, you tweeting this after what you said yesterday and then just disappearing has actually brought me to the brink of total mental collapse. I hope you know that.
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
@NoahKahan To think this is the man that makes me cry in my car
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
@NoahKahan this is your reminder that sunscreen is good for you. I feel like you’re an anti sunscreen person
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@NoahKahan Me behind the screen rn
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
@NoahKahan We will tolerate it (I love it so much and have listened to it 200 times)
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9 months
@NoahKahan I’ve eaten dog food before and I promise you it does not taste as good as you think it should
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9 months
The absolute devastation on my face
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
@NoahKahan Sir have you ever considered just giving us A MINUTE TO FUCKING BREATHE
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
@NoahKahan Guys did I miss the rapture?? Everyone was so worried the world was gonna end??
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@Noodles_M_
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11 months
@NoahKahan This is horrifying considering the things I’ve sent you
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
@NoahKahan Unbelievable proud of you Noah. So so incredible
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@RedmanSloan @NoahKahan As a construction worked I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you
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@Noodles_M_
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8 months
I watch Noah’s stories every day and I think maybe instead of steroids this man needs a nap 💀
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
@NoahKahan Bruh the way that I would kill to experience this
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@NoahKahan This is incredibly niche of you Noah
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
@NoahKahan When the news finally gets to reporting on you, I hope they put this tweet as the headline
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@NoahKahan Really? Kinda seems like driving is your only love
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@NoahKahan Stick season 2 : the forest
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
Waiting for doors shitting our pants
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@NoahKahan @Hozier The way I was there to hear this live. Can’t wait till I can listen without myself sobbing and screaming “holy fuck” in the background
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The fact that all my tweets are about @NoahKahan is incredibly embarrassing but here’s a wonderful picture of Noah handing me (white bandana) the setlist last night
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
Every time I take my meds I am reminded that god does in fact have favourites, and they’re the neurotypicals
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@NoahKahanNation @meggyolks Live nation code is STUDIO as well so that can be used
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My signage
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Me slowly sneaking my way into the inner circle of Noah Twitter (everyone’s so friendly and nice and I love it here)
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11 months
I’m doing the lords work, teaching ai about @NoahKahan . I think the likeness is striking don’t yall?
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@NoahKahan you filled a discord with mentally unstable people. that's whats going on. Also what are your opinion on goats
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@Noodles_M_
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7 months
Noah 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 posting me sobbing on his Instagram
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
@NoahKahan Sir I think the phrasing is HERE … unless I failed English 🧍‍♀️
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
@NoahKahan may not have won the Grammy tonight, but I hope he knows how many people owe him their lives. We were all cheering for you 🖤 WABHF, Grammy or not
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@NoahKahan Did you dress up as a ghost????
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
Considering getting divorced and remarrying my husband so I can play this at my wedding 🤸
@NoahKahan
Noah Kahan
9 months
Excited and kind of sad to announce the final pieces of stick season. “Forever” will be yours on 2/9 along with two incredibly special collabs. Thank you all for living in this world with me. It’s truly been the honor of my career
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@NK_tweets_ This sounds like something Noah would say
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@NoahKahan You weren’t supposed to post about this so we could get tickets
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HOZIER HAS BEEN SPOTTED
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@NoahKahan genuine question. Do you ever think about the fact that these pictures of you are going to be on the internet forever? And if yes, which picture torments you the most
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
@NoahKahan This is very American of you.
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@Noodles_M_
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9 months
Still the best tweet I’ve ever made
Call me an AAA battery because I’m asexual, autistic, and absolutely useless
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@Noodles_M_
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10 months
Recently learned a friend of mine is at out of the blue. May kill myself
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