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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

2 years

Lmao they really got this dude in front of some lockers.

Saenger Theatre

@SaengerNOLA

2 years

Comedian Chris D'Elia is coming to the Saenger Theatre on Sunday, February 5th! Tickets go on sale this Thursday. October 13th at Noon!

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

You know Carl Reiner owned slaves right?

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Look like he missed all 3 of them jonts lol

Washington Wizards

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4 years

Deni is already putting in work in his new home! #RepTheDistrict | @MedStarHealth

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

I’m smoking a blunt on whoever’s porch this is rn. Let’s put the sign to the test

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Logan Paul is Joe Rogan for kids.

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

Me and all my niggas like to dance at the lesbian spot cuz sometimes you just don’t wanna be bothered.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Bro you can't say this like you just marked down flat screens.

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4 years

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%. EVERYTHING. I also ended the statewide mask mandate.

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

3 years

My Comedy Central pitch is a stand-up showcase where u get to see how rich the comic’s parents are during their set.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

This video is my playoffs.

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

Did not go to college. Did get fired from RadioShack. Happy birthday to me

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Jamel Johnson

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2 years

White people think they slick ordering Negronis all the time. I'm onto yall.

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Jamel Johnson

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1 year

Heat Nuggets.

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

You must not be familiar with pills.

UNCLE HOTEP 🤡🌍

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3 years

Brett Favre didn’t smoke a blunt after his Dad died. He went out and went 22-30 399 yards and 4 TDS

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Jamel Johnson

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2 years

If I was Harry Potter I woulda hit that transfer portal soon as I seen this shit.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

I know it’s Mother’s Day, but look how geeked my Dad is off these cinnamon rolls.

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

Am I mistaken in thinking the black version of Incels is battle rap niggas?

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

The Original Cleveland Guardian.

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Jamel Johnson

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7 years

One of them DSA niggas rolled up on me at the Belle and Sebastian show and said he loved me on cum town.

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

It's 10-10 in a Game to 11 and you gotta win by 2. What's your next move?

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

Would pay any amount of money to have a Hpnotiq mat in my home.

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

Sail away niggas

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

We as men in comedy have to come together and stop being comedians. 🦸🏾‍♂️🎩👌🏾

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

An alternate take from my @ringernba appearance today. RIP r/nbastreams 🕊

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

Why is every venue’s sound guy annoyed?

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Ben Simmons is the ‘pizza place with bad wings’ of basketball.

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

NASCAR should have 1 nigga from the Bronx in a Pathfinder tell me I’m wrong.

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

Yoooooo y’all heard em If this gets 500 likes I’m bringing incredible hulks back!

HPNOTIQ®

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3 years

500 likes and you have yourself a deal. Frfr.

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

Certified Ricki Lake Fan Boy

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

TY LUE DOEE THE DETERMINATION DOEEEE

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Best diss track ever is Rapper’s Delight. Niggas went on somebody whole thanksgiving dinner.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Very excited to finally announce I’m getting a Copy Central Special!!

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

Aye who tf started saying “milkers”? Y’all gotta calm down.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Damn my man was thinking hard as shit about some pilsners.

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

5 jobs I’ve had: 1. Janitor 2. ADT Salesman 3. Car Washer 4. Delivery Driver 5. Steve (I fucked Steve Jobs)

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

I always thought 1st responders was when you text somebody back too fast

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

You kidding? I am CBD Boulevard.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Here go some Christmas for you bum ass niggas 🎄🕊🎄🛐

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

Might have to start taking the bus again just to feel sumthin

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Bro how you don’t got a mask on but ur dog wearing a sweater?

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

How bout you Uber Eat my ass bro

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

This is the 2 year anniversary of me seeing a guy on pogo stilts at a party

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

My favorite thing about hip-hop is you can always tell when a rapper just watched an old movie and enjoyed it.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

I make all of HAIM’s beats.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

I have exclusively invested in mids since 2012, next question please.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Harden calling out of camp next year:

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

He went 6-16 guys. I'm not a hater, but yall coulda saved the splash graphic for a better night is all.

Ballislife.com

@Ballislife

5 years

💦 D’Angelo Russell 🎥 @NBAonTNT

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Jamel Johnson

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2 years

Give Brett Brown his flowers bro he really had this Twitch streamer hoopin for dear life.

NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

2 years

The frustration surrounding Ben Simmons had been building in recent weeks within the Nets’ organization, per @ShamsCharania “The coaching staff and players have been concerned about his availability and level of play, with some questioning his passion for the game,”

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Please help me petition to change Independence Day to National Cookout Day what’s up?

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

3 years

I want to be clear I LOVE Ricky Davis for this.

Blue Wire

@bluewirepods

3 years

Never forget that time Ricky Davis shot at his own rim to get a triple-double 💀

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

Ramen

BMitch & Finlay

@BMitchandFinlay

3 years

Carson Wentz is a top __ QB in the NFL?

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

10 years

I had to crash at one of my vegan niggas' crib last night. Cold as shit in here. I think the heating system is just almonds.

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

5 years

Hey @taylorswift13 I think I get it.

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

3 years

Looks like I’m verified now who should I shoot first?

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

3 years

Almost forgot to tell y’all I got sponsored...

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

5 years

EVERYBODY WHO VOTED FOR TRAE YOUNG SHOULD BE A-FUCKING-SHAMED OF THEMSELVES

Chase Hughes

@chasedcsports

5 years

Barring injury replacement, Bradley Beal is set to be the first player averaging 28+ points per game to not make the All-Star team since Purvis Short in 1984-85.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

This nigga took colon cancer on the chest for 4 years.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

It’s too many white and red app icons bro I just tried to listen to 2pac on DoorDash wtf

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

Should the Wizards hire Becky Hammon? Yes. Is it funny that she can’t coach with Pop at the Olympics because she’s a Russian citizen? Also yes.

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

Me trying to hit on girls at any function

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

As far as comedy goes it seems to me the value of being accessible to white america is way too high and has been for some time now. I’m speaking as a willing participant in this system who is tired of watching how the strings get pulled.

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

Everybody wanna heart the 90s til it's time to hit some mids off a sprite can.

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

Hey who did Bradley Beal sign with again? I forgot.

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Jamel Johnson

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6 years

No bullshit one time Louis CK told me if I quit smoking weed my career would take off. That was 2016. I present to you now me every day since.

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

4 years

My man Friedland told me they not really trolls if they don’t send a death threat. 🧠👈🏾🕊

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Happy National Hat Day!

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

Nobody’s gonna believe me but I made like four Laker Girls laugh tonight.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Menthol, It’s whats for dinner.

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Jamel Johnson

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1 year

Don’t ask me who I’m riding wit

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

3 years

How come Bill Russell never got a Space Jam?

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

4 years

What y’all think? 🎬🏆

Paper Magazine

@papermagazine

4 years

This deserves an oscar. @BRANDONWARDELL @NonProfitComic

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

We in the trenches rn

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Really don’t give a shit about space right now.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Is everyone looking forward to Tuesday?!

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

If they came for r/nbastreams what makes you think they won’t come for your children? 🧠👈🏾

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Jamel Johnson

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6 years

Me off 1 Michelob Ultra and half a bong rip..

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

2 men attempting to let go of High School.

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

. @PhoenixMercury

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

Sincerely praying for the cholos today.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Has anybody said Wet Ass Proverbs yet? ✝️🛐

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Didn’t wake up with powers, but this utility belt go crazy.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

1 year ago today I lost my press credentials, but also dapped up Ricki Lake in the process 🕊🎆🕊

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

4 years

Russell Wilson got the Walter Payton award for raising Future’s kids

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

4 years

Hey Pokémon Go quit fucking worrying about me. Is there a button I can push to let you know I’m willing to die for this shit?

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Everybody wanna be an anarchist until grubhub have a nice coupon or sumthin

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

at this point being a liberal just means you know black people exist

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

RIP Big Hunt 🕊🕊🕊

Comedy Central Stand-Up

@standup

3 years

. @NonProfitComic met the guy his girl used to f**k.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

When all my black friends are busy

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

No reason to post I just look hard as shit in this

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

How’s this?

Washington Wizards

@WashWizards

4 years

It's #NBAJerseyDay ! Tweet at us wearing your favorite Wizards jersey and we’ll reply! #DCAboveAll | #RepTheDistrict

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Sometimes a guy just nails it.

DrewFrog

@DrewFrogger

4 years

I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that

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Jamel Johnson

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5 years

Is it Hot Boy Summer or is it not gaddamit

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Jamel Johnson

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7 years

My only resolution this year is to get this nigga Stav out my google.

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

What’s happening?

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

How the fuck is Artie Lange still alive?

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Jamel Johnson

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3 years

Some good reading right here tbh

Vulture

@vulture

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Jamel Johnson ( @NonProfitComic ) can win over any room you put him in — he treats the silliest things in life with the utmost importance, like yelling at the top of his lungs about butt plugs with raccoon tails

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Jamel Johnson

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4 years

Lol at girls who try to act like they don’t love the minions. Who u really foolin sis lmao

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Jamel Johnson

@NonProfitComic

3 years

Can we start calling England “The British Clippers”?

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