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@Nomsa_sm

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I'm petty.

South Africa
Joined January 2011
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
8 months
The call came through, I got the job 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
8 months
2 weeks in and I got a promotion. I’m in charge of 2 departments now, God is showing off because WHAT??? 😭😭😭
@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
8 months
The call came through, I got the job 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
Guys Clientele is forever hiring, please hit me up if you want to contact the HR lady to possibly get an interview. Can't give out her number on a public platform.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
4 years
That time you look like a knee 😭
@JustDaddyG
Gontse Mohlatlole
4 years
huns be looking worse in person
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@akreana_ My son is the reason I stopped really. I just wanna be a better person for him.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@sanengema_ Yall are so rude, it amazes me every time.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@mamoyo93 You should've said it's common practice in your family no need to include the rest of us.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
4 years
A man hit me last night and when I tried to open a case the cops said I asked for it 💔
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
6 years
@FisoMsimang Y'all have sex differently
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Nonyanyumbuzo.
3 years
Huns are really body shaming Kamo Mphela? Wow
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@_PalesaLetlape I love her 🤣🤣🤣
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
1 year
@mopedi_thwiiii As soon as I broke up with my ex my life started making sense.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
Imagine growing up in a proper home and your man wants you to do this coz his from the village. Yall are dizzy foreal😂😂😂
@NkaniYabathathu
Mthunzi
2 years
Can you girfriend do this?
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
3 years
I'm honestly tired of Annie #RHODurban
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@Mutheo_Rhee Anina full stop bantu be hubbly
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@Thembisile_Q So yall are not gonna beat him up as a community? At this point yall are also enablers.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
8 years
Hey yall, ABSA is hiring. Go to Absa careers then Barclays external job board, register then apply. RT for awareness.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@Pierrejoy_1 This is so weird.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@LukanyoMngqolo How did she get away with this though? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
Last Last by Burna Boy really makes me so happy. Love that song.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
3 years
No ways Sorisha is rich rich. Her shoe & bag collection? Yeses! #RHODurban
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
1 year
@CliffMuso101 @h_chileshe Men tell on themselves everyday. You're disgusting
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
7 years
Your girl cheated on you with your friend but ke go on... 😊😊😊
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Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@PabiKgadima What I've gathered from all of this is that you're a very weird person... Your responses? Hai.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
7 years
If I'm ignoring you please toe ignoreka
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
4 years
Since we're all at home. Can we be honest about how overrated Tashas is? The food is blend nje. Lol we're just there for 📍& 📸.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
3 years
Next time my skaat 👍🏾
@casspernyovest
Don Billiato
3 years
Ke reachitse limit witsi sweedaht.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
4 years
Tell that gent I'm sorry, I didn't know the tweet would blow up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
3 years
#DiamondAndDolls gives me Diski Diva vibes with some sort of budget.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@Ziggy_Diver1 It's actually 3 years now. All she needs to do is change her cellphone number so she's unreachable.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
He sits for more than 10 mins now 😊😊
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Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@itu_chokolete This whole fit is nasty business, y'all just talking nonsense.
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Nonyanyumbuzo.
4 years
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
3 years
There's something offish about this season of #RHODurban
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@AnamSifolo No ways you can't tell me qgom isn't laced with something because what is this?
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
I don't know how many times I've watched this. It makes me so happy 🙂
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
2 years
Wayi, lebala❤️‍🔥
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
1 year
@NtandoSgudla You were modeling in peace and no one knew you now you wanna ruin it because of being forward? Just for some rts?
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
I've replied to everyone regarding the job post. Please be on the look out I'll post new jobs probably tomorrow or Monday.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
8 months
@CookieKamo I swear 😭😭😭
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@Nosipho_28 Yes basic R4500 and uncapped commission.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
6 years
@TsikiMabala Y'all just tweet rubbish coz you have a lot of followers neh? 🙃🙃
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
8 months
@ElsaAngel19 It’s very alarming how men have been responding to this tweet. Everyday y’all prove us right when we say we’re not safe around y’all.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
4 years
Do you make bodies as well?
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@MarrionMubawu I also have a Tinashe story wtf that gent put me in a police van. That relationship was a mess 😂😂😂😂
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
3 years
💋
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
I like the fact that Primadonna and Wandi are getting along #ThisBodyWorksForMe
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Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@asgivi_ It's getting weird.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
Ntando from #TeenagePregnancy disgusts me. I can't believe I felt sorry for her 🤮
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@NathiB_Mabaso This is exactly why people should stay away from abantu abasemakhaya if they were born in urban areas because this is madness.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
3 years
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@pontsho_mp
Pontsho Malatji
3 years
A picture of you smiling ❤🥺
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
4 years
@NonjabuloM_ Dropped out and never looked back. I'm happier 😊
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
9 months
@Thatobigz Having an orgasm multiple times is life changing.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
7 years
@caseywaves I hate how true this is 😑
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
I'm so obsessed with my son tle, how can a human being be so perfect? 😊❤️
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
5 years
@zamasimphiwe1 At the end of the day you did the damn thing! A lot of us didn't have the confidence to do the challenge. Don't let the critics get to you. 💕
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
My son is the cutest. My uncle just sent me this ❤️❤️
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
4 years
@Ndiks17 Only thing missing is your car, bank card and salary slip
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
1 year
How adorable is my son? I can't believe he's mine ❤️
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
3 years
@casspernyovest ke kopa ewallet toe my skaat.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
My son is 3 months today, time flies. ❤️🎉
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
3 years
I finally got that call!!! I got my dream corporate job, been waiting for 2 weeks for these good news. I'm back baby 😭😭😭😭
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@Mangethe_Omnyam @Ziggy_Diver1 🤣🤣🤣 I've been a debt review officer for too long that's how I know all this.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
8 months
@Akhona_PQ My dads favourite line 😂😂😂😂
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
1 year
@Mahuntsu This is another reason I'll never give men a chance ever again.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
No ways Bubbly is on drugs 🤣🤣🤞🏾 #ThisBodyWorksForMe
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
5 years
Here's your financial advisor...
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@IGpapiedrey Love the fact I don't know how those naps were, my parents never layed they hands on me.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@MphoLento My question is why you posting this? Why?
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
Listen darskinned people grew into having confidence, because we were never the trend and always made to feel like we weren’t enough.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@JoburgMPD Putting inyama yenhloko ne papa at the back of the police van is nasty business
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@Bheko99 Ncela ungithengele nami ageke ngiyilahle
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6 years
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
7 years
Yazi ngimuhle, my boyfriend doesn't deserve me
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
7 years
@StheeReloaded Where's the rest of the thread?
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
10 months
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@BlxckSwiss_
Swiss Francs 𝕏
10 months
Your favourite picture that you took over the weekend 🥺🤲
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
1 year
@NollyNolz Everyday everyday yall show your thinking capacities on this app. Stop!
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
Babies smell amazing, everything about them is just perfect 😍
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
5 years
Mamela sisi @Nadia_nakai you did the damn thing on your album!!!
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
5 years
I must play with other kids more often.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
1 year
This little cutie pie of mine is 7 months tle. Argh what a perfect son ❤️
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
4 years
Disclaimer: it wasn't my boyfriend.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@Zinhleputinn You're weird for this.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
Bathong I'm not forcing anyone to apply, keep your negative comments to yourselves guys. A person that wants a job will dm me and I'll respond.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
9 years
Some of you girls don't like Leeyonce coz she loves herself. Self confidence ladies, self confidence!
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Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@yesIamGAME Trust, that's they brand. This has happened to me before but I took it far and got those 2 security guards fired.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@Balioriginal_ @MaXhosaAfrica Not sure about this concept, there's one or two things that could be fixed. I just can't put my finger on it.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
4 years
@PapiSensei_ That time I'm both.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@TinasheZA R25 kota in my hood gets you all of this excluding that unnecessary salad.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
8 months
@Didy_Nze He’s definitely coming through for us this year.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
4 years
Bathong Ayanda. So where do we go from here? 🤣🤣
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
O'Keeffe & Swartz is hiring sales consultants. Send your CVs : info @oks .co.za RT for someone looking for a job.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
3 years
I'll talk about this man until until coz no one has ever showed up like this for me in a relationship. Bayangithanda maan❤️
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
You see these weird churches y'all go to
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@Blesing_Andrew
SportsDeeva
2 years
My friend who’s supposed to get married next month, just found out she’s pregnant. She’s thinking of an abortion because if the church finds out, they won’t wed her. They are both confused (the groom is a youth leader in church).
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
@JayFromVenda Futhi it's empty when it looks like that.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
5 years
Guys I got my permanent contract at work today. Yeses I've never been so happy this year. God did the damn thing maan then ontop of that of that I got great feedback from my QA. Mamela I'M THE GYEL! 💃💃💯💯🔥
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
6 years
This makeup artist didn't do anything tle #OPW
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
Sithelo's BBL guys? Yooooohr. Only bbl that makes sense. She won, that Dr was focused.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
Wandi is 21? Ain't way bro #mybodyworksforme
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
2 years
Imagine being racist, parentless, homeless and unloved. It's the audacity for me🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MumfordAndPlums
plamedi’s house of commons
2 years
when i was 17 i volunteered at an orphanage that was predominantly Coloured. a little girl called me a kaffir & another girl wouldn’t let me touch her. girl at least i had a home to go back to.
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@Nomsa_sm
Nonyanyumbuzo.
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@chuckchico Do you know Durban gents? 😂😂😂
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