Lu 🦍🖤 @Nolundi_M Twitter profile

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Lu 🦍🖤

8 years

Lesson learned: Trust in Gods timing. Have faith in His plans for you. Work hard, and you will reap the rewards. Don't. Stop. Praying. 🎈

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2 years

*gifted 🫶🏾

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7 months

treacherous

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7 months

Tweeting live from my man’s arms 🥰

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7 months

“Rumour”????

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7 months

When I get my hands on the person who started the rumour that Bhongo is my dad 🤞🏾😂 I’ve suffered because of you shame! 😂😂😂

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1 year

Lips BRIGHT pink from meds - but home is where my heart is. 🦍🖤

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1 year

7. Quote this with a random mirror selfie 😍

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4 months

Nozipho is so endearing. I love how she refers to Mrs Mops as “Mopsy”. Everything about her is so light-hearted and loving 🤍 #TheMommyClub

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16 days

@Jani__Gee I’ve always loved what Will and Jada did with Willow and Jaden, too. So cute ❤️

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2 years

@feyiszn It’s a 26 year age gap with bestie over here (because my father is actually lawless 😂) and we’ve been soulmates since I first laid eyes on him ❤️

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10 months

@akaworldwide @Tokyo_Trev There’s an AKA tweet for every South African milestone ❤️

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2 months

@ifetalksback This rings ever true.

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1 year

@____justsihle lol. Thando was literally being a child. Moved to sit closer to people who are literally her family. Comforted Kairo and was consoled by Zinhle. 🙂

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2 years

Another Tuesday afternoon ❤️

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1 year

@Makhanyiisa Lana kona? Ewu 🥲👌🏾

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5 months

Sorisha and Ayanda are exactly what we need on housewives. We need RICH - not go-karting and cocktail lunches. 😂 #RHOD #RHODurban

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1 year

@ThatgirlLee__ Please don’t ever forget about the washing machine that had a spin and drying setting. They were calling it a “2-in-1”, poor things 🥲

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4 years

@Maroza_K Is there a petition we can sign to have him arrested? 🤢

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2 years

@Alphacode__ @zeema_kay This can’t be how your brain seriously works, baby 🫶🏾

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1 year

@DamnRihanna Black grills are honestly so 😖. You literally have to do a double take because at first sight, they genuinely look like rotting teeth.

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4 years

@OlwethuGums @LIBGyal Literally. What a hero 🥰

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3 months

@r0yalti All those Catholic totems? She loves her more than she loves herself. 😭❤️

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1 year

@Kokoleo_zn @itsreneilwemo Leo - 7 of these people are children, with two of them being his. That said, why this comment? How are you blaming him for his circumstances, and what would you rather he do?

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1 year

@EatDrinkDoWear “You want some raw ass chicken?” *shudders* “Uhh hmmmm” 😖😳 😂

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2 years

@kgware_paballo Definitely grant yourself a window for healing and coming to terms with your new reality - but I can promise you this: the opportunity to relish a new man, learn new things, unlock new physical and personal experiences is unmatched. I hope you find it. ❤️

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5 years

It’s 2020, everyone. 💀

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8 months

@I_am_Bucie The part where she disowns him 😂❤️

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2 years

one more time, for issues of consistency. 🤍

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2 years

Each and every after two weeks, oro monthly 😊🤍

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10 months

@supabhova I literally took a picture for my Dad because I was in disbelief? She downed them all before dinner even got to the table, please. 😭

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2 years

@Victor_MKH @MissDube_ Mihlali aside - your tweets are always filled with so much kindness. Always optimistic, positive and forthright. Yhu, sbwl.

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2 years

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2 years

@NdumisoChili3 Please advise your friend to see a surrogacy lawyer - he can even get references from a fertility clinic. Doing it this informally leaves him extremely vulnerable.

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2 years

@buuhle_ @Nsikoe She played it so gracefully though - I laugh-cried when she hugs it at the end lmfaaaooo 😂. She’s such a sweetheart man.

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2 years

“to be loved so deliberately…”

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2 years

@K_AGISO Nothing is more hilarious than the Wimpy oke though. 4 personal security guards for breakfast with your child? Nonsense.

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1 year

@ECAFSpice I’m seeing so many responses saying “he’s not South African” - but what you’re all missing is the fact that this is the narrative that stands. The whole world has the impression that SA boyzies are losers 🥲

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3 years

@snowblvck_ Throwback Gang 😂❤️

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1 year

@rahsh33m I have such an issue with people who are unnecessarily rough. Why is she throwing them like that? 😰

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6 months

One day, you guys will realise that you can compliment women of other nationalities without involving South African women at all. God willing. 🫶🏾

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1 year

@PortiaMoemedi I’m so annoyed 😂

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1 year

@Thee_Cherri Does anyone know why Musa and Leeroy are constantly meeting? This is the third one I’ve heard of. 😒

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10 months

@YouDunnoVusi Can this boy please take this jersey off? Ibhadi elingaka Jesu. 🥲

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2 years

after a short intermission. 😊🤍

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2 years

🤍🤍🤍

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2 months

@okQhawe Ruth will forever be goated 🤌🏾

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9 months

@PortiaMoemedi Ey it’s the video effects for me as well. She’s such a violent dancer 😂 The kicks are so aggressive 😭

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2 years

“thank you for joining me” 🤍

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10 months

@OzzaT_ Not sure why I’m so disappointed in this 😂 like, what did I expect?

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1 year

@Kokoleo_zn @itsreneilwemo You obviously don’t watch the show, because this has been the case since before BB. However, empathy is important - this is his real life.

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10 months

@supabhova My darling? People do the MOST when they know they’re not paying. I needed help from a lady ePort Authority and she insisted on dinner at Marble. Her meal was R1500. She had 4 shots at R500 each. Women are lawless.

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2 years

@__Tshepo My Dad only ever uses 😂 and 😭. Nothing else. No hearts or hand gestures. Yho, old people 😂😂😂

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4 years

@TiyiiHD @JackDevero Caucasian, from the mountains of Caucasia. 🌸

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1 year

@mbaliziningii I know you’re probably playing - but that 2019 sexual assault list literally saved a friend of mine. Information is important.

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2 months

@RealLifeGold They’re so deliciously tall ☹️

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10 months

@Cindyswa_m @Bryonne_Live You’re the villain in everyone’s story, Cindy 😭

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2 years

@Lungii_T “You put the egg to confuse me!” 😂 that time he’s actually breaking a sweat

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2 years

“I hope August is filled with all the goodness you deserve” || ❤️

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3 months

@Kamo_traviss Yes, inteet ❤️

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9 months

@NexusLevy Fourth frame??!!? Disgusting 😭😍❤️

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1 year

@AV__Comp Tacky as hell if you consider that these exist:

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10 months

Immediately, yes. 🦍🖤

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10 months

Yes!

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2 years

crimson glory ❤️

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1 month

@ethanshumjr Mom’s constant “what?” has me in tatters 😂❤️

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2 years

“A sweet, floral usher into the weekend” 🌹

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6 months

@AppleMokoena You’re an actual menace? 😂

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2 years

@zwotheramabale @KeituSeaketso Size and font are also vital 🤌🏾

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10 months

@KellsValentia “We have a group chat called ‘Not Kourt’ that includes everyone but you - and we all talk about how much you’ve changed”. 🤮

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1 year

@Kokoleo_zn @itsreneilwemo congrats.

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2 years

@LihliqinisoM You have such a beautiful name 🤍

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2 years

@heynaatasha @Millz_Whetstone She’s 58 though? If she dressed a little more age-appropriately, it probably wouldn’t be as jarring.

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1 year

@MphoMoalamedi Every single African country is going to hate us because of him, at this point 😂

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2 months

@MissSassbox “Get outta here” 😭

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9 months

*saturday

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2 years

@OzzaT_ Ofentse 😂😭

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3 years

@Kokoleo_zn They’ll end but Andile will always be responsible for their children. So bag?? Secured. Forever

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2 years

@Nosi_Mathews “Gabrieeeeeeee-eeeel” 😂😭👌🏾 You are literally everything I would be as a teacher!!

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5 years

@SizweDhlomo She’s consolidating RA’s for a client of mine. I’m polite for the sake of continuity - I just needed progress.

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1 year

@paballo_maseko You’ve made me so proud this past week. 🙌🏽

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2 years

sunday 🤍

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5 months

@wanga_matt He has such beautiful, soft features. What a lovely face.

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1 year

@AdvoBarryRoux Ey. The false narratives here 🫠 Red Merc is a car she owned, and traded in. Second frame isn’t even her. First frame was never a car she used. The vehicles repossessed were a Porsche and a V-class. Please fact-check.

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1 year

@Todi_M2 It’s also the full grain leather in the colour Fuscia *sp - so easily half a million? Hahaha baby girl is never beating the billionaire allegations

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7 months

@YouDunnoVusi “The internet never forgets” 😂😭

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3 years

@prettychild_ “bel jou Ma” took me back to “hoe oud is jy” from that high school tweet. I love him 😂❤️

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7 months

@cherryk0la @imeverynigga There was a quote on Twitter about the thoughtlessness of the Malajis, and I’m afraid it can never be disputed 😂

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@Nolundi_M

11 months

“Never” is a stretch - but she swipes to a reasonable limit. ☺️

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Your face card never declines? Show us.

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1 year

@nomchoki That “uyahlanya” is so calm and clear - I love him 😂😭

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3 years

@mihlalii_n

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2 years

@ronewa_sit @__Tshepo I save every person by name and surname. My google drive added titles like Mr, Mrs and Miss.

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2 years

@Getseen360_ Definitely police and traffic offers. My gran used to reference them in order to make us do things. Also, Disc Jockeys and radio presenters.

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2 years

@__Kabza I swear, they read it like “South Carolina” - as the south of Africa - a region instead of a country. It’s actually so laughable. 🫠

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1 year

@ThatgirlLee__ Absolutely love seeing the videos of them being bullied and chastised for it 😂👌🏾

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4 years

@AvoDaDon_ “Pop ouw when I waz tryna, send ouw a rekilah tweet!” ☹️

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2 years

@khanyamkuhlu_ @KeituSeaketso So many more sensible options futhi. Takealot and Superbalist, or even a courier company of her own. This makes no sense.

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@OzzaT_ When I tell you I’m STILL dealing with the repercussions of this darn tweet 😭