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I only ever say morning, cause if it were a good morning, I’d be fishing. #1 Paz and Fami Fan. private is @noir2ultim

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Ask me anything!
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7 months
@db_witch I’m colorblind and I thought the joke was that he killed billy for being dumb
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9 months
@SoulDrainer_ Twitter just filled with haters
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8 months
I’m really bored so here’s chainsaw man characters and their breaking bad counterparts to me at least
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6 months
Evil fucking foreshadowing
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7 months
@ChainsawZero Fire punch isn’t even anywhere near nihilist I mean it’s whole thing is about living to enjoy life
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6 months
She looks like she’s in pain Jesus
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6 months
I cooked a wonderful meal for my fav ❤️
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10 months
@KJ_doesnt_care If I read peak I deserve to be sent away? Damn..
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7 months
@NxtDeterio The clean cave doesn’t sound too bad
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6 months
Fire Punch, Selfishness, and Selflessness [🧵]
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8 months
Pochita and Gus trust me on this one
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8 months
Denji and Jesse
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@KJ_doesnt_care Actually read it I know it looks n sounds ridiculous but it’s fire
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Makima and Walter
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8 months
Chainsaw man and the Cycle of Death and Rebirth (lil idea I just came up with)
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11 months
@SamaReio @gutznotguts Because it’s a different story??
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8 months
Power and Saul
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Reze and Jane
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Aki and Mike
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Kishibe and Hank
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@NxtDeterio It’s about as normal as you can get with what’s there but it’s still really really reallly weird
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Katana and Todd
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Fakesaw and Gale
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@SunnysideFiend I feel like he was specifying that for everyone else but forgot Denji wasn’t awake for that
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7 months
@posting_forever You can see the fumes bro put on some real shit
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8 months
@SoulDrainer_ “Do that lil soul society dance I like” Ichigo:
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@misteryurifag Love this one
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8 months
It’s time. Chainsaw man characters during a zombie apocalypse. 🧵
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4 months
@Disocland @ByYourLogic And it’s so funny because when ansbach talks about it he’s like “I only hit him once before I got enchanted…” and then you find out that that hit was crazy
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7 months
@vanshies And they’re gonna say Sukuna has enough ego like it matters death battle I swear to god
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8 months
@Mae_TNN SHINJI???
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10 months
@ATM09Scopedawg @MetalGearFacts1 Fuck no he wanted rule of strength that’s still not the boss’ will
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8 months
@Chainsawctopus_ Maybe. Could also be the signature pigeon nose
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10 months
@2av_desg @umjammermarty Himeno being a boundary disregarding freak makes sense
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4 months
Damn she got a whole lot of JJK
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Idk why I find this so funny 😭
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6 months
Chainsaw man Notoriously woke free manga with absolutely no woke subtext whatsoever
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You know why Manga is so popular and Marvel and DC are tanking? Manga has giants eating people in an apocalyptic world, a guy with a chainsaw for a face, a superhero who can kill anyone with one punch. All juvenile fantasies. Ethan is right, bring back the 90's comic. It sells.
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6 months
@blackmakima Yeah but looking at it I keep hearing the fallout 4 cannibalism noises and it’s making me feel sick
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6 months
I cooked a wonderful meal for my fav ❤️
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7 months
Fujimoto loves Denji in some fucked up way I mean that’s him Gege hates that pink haired brat
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which mangaka hates their mc more
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@sumiremybeloved He hasn’t found out yet?
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7 months
@NxtDeterio Own that white devil
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1 year
@tuwimgrojper @PunishedFredda @b_chshevik @NotPotBol Have you played it or just watched videos bashing it for being communist
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@glitchshay @Killerguitar00 I’m joining you he getting that
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@RVL1389 @ReviewsPossum Yeah but they’ve at least got a good reason for looking that way
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11 months
@Carnomus @magickswords @myairpodsman @soulless4kmania Maybe movie but insomniac way outclasses homelander
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8 months
End of thread because everyone else either fits too many or doesn’t fit shhh good thread though
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7 months
@frieren131641 @hiiiltt Her desire to get eaten by chainsaw man
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@umjammermarty Why are there so many
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6 months
Lunas request is the start of a cycle of selfish and selfless acts, Agni lives, at first, selfishly, saving people only if it benefits him, and single-mindedly going after Doma, lying to make his ignorance easier, but once his goal is in sight he realizes that he has no idea ->
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@twinkdeath2000 Real yearner shit
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6 months
Fire Punch is a lesson that, despite the cruelties of the universe, you have to live. Maybe for yourself, maybe for others, it doesn’t matter. Live.
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8 months
My daughter says she loves him, I think he looks a little gay but whatever makes her happy
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Power - president of the world! Lots of blood and no political opposition means an easy campaign! And a free Nobel prize
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9 months
@rad_dude124 How does a dog have a better combo
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6 months
I think that would hurt my balls
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WOULD YOU WEAR THIS =)
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@gassara_sara I’m so fucked up..
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8 months
Denji - hybrid powers keep him infection free, nayuta keeps the vengeful away, and a hardy stomach from years of neglect keep him safer than ever!
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If you say anything but shrimp you will be shot under my regime
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Guys he knows about yoru I haven’t seen anyone say this
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8 months
I think that chainsaw mans erasure obviously erases them from existence, but maybe sends devils to another plane, maybe some type of paradise for them and that’s why chainsaw man has fans and enemies in hell
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8 months
Aki and Angel - die together, in some vaguely romantic and classical artwork inspired way
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6 months
Denji and Yuji in no hard work
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anime MCs based on how hardworking and gifted they are
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8 months
And freeing the devils from the cycle is kind of like a nirvana thing, so maybe to be eaten by chainsaw man is to reach enlightenment, which would be why Makima wants it to happen
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6 months
What hell do when Doma is dead, so he changes goals just from killing Doma but to killing the ice witch as well to bring about the warm world he always wanted for Luna. he isn’t doing this for others though , but for himself, so that he finally might be allowed to die
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THANKYOU for saying this thigh guys are actual Gooners leave us foot freaks alone
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Not one of them but why do foot freaks get so much hate when thigh guys exist and are just allowed to run amok everywhere
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@UnknownRaze @MagicRosey They’re talking about sight gags that happened in JJK
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I got this idea thinking about Beam and his devotion to “Lord Chainsaw” what does he get from this worship? I think he (and Makima, someone much smarter than beam) wants to be eaten by chainsaw man to escape the cycle of death and rebirth
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Togata is another selfish character, this time knowingly. Making Agni the protagonist of his film, helping him play the role of god, and finally, making the same selfish request Luna did.
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@posting_forever They just have every possible name written on a plate in the back
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8 months
Asa - when no one owns anything, you own everything! Powers up war quite a bit, that chainsaw is in trouble.
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@ChibacityB @Secret_Doves Me when I lie holy shit you really think the guy who wrote fire punch can’t think of a theme??
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10 months
@halfheldsky I read his books and he just seems like a miserable cunt
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@posting_forever This does NOT follow OSHA standards!!!!!!
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Kishibe - trained killer, survives easily, but withdrawal after years of dependency on alcohol leaves him pretty weak, relying on others isn’t a good look for the “strongest devil hunter”
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7 months
Get that ugly ass freak away from those girls
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I saw Maki leave for Deku and I want to assure you that Yuta is doing fine #jjkfanart #chainsawmanfanart #MyHeroAcademia
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Kobeni and Violence - nervousness is a liability in the apocalypse, but violence is pretty feared. these two get along well, but they die, sadly, they die after violence tries to save Kobeni from a horde.
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And Judah, in this time, lives too. She keeps herself going because she wants Agni to be happy, even when she forgets her name and her purpose, Agni keeps her alive, and when she finally reunited with him, she is granted respite from the harshness of the world.
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Beam - Attempted to stop Denji from being devoured by a horde that he was entirely capable of handling, it was rather gruesome. But to be honest he died as he lived, dickriding.
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6 months
When oomf likes your post on both accounts
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6 months
What if they both… Live.
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“Denji is going to die” “Asa is going to die” My honest reaction:
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Church Hybrids - indoctrination is still easy during the apocalypse! Their church is pretty popular, but adding chainsaw-zombies to the apocalypse is a dick move
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@Carnomus @magickswords @soulless4kmania With or without symbiote his webs are strong enough to slow trains (basic spider-feat) he can stop falling cranes, scaling off miles he can tank nukes, and the struggling with cars thing isn’t a strength thing it’s a grip thing
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But after this, Agni is finally hit with a terrible realization. He has been killing people with no remorse or second thought, even though he can’t stomach death, and this hits him like a freight train
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@izve_mashina They did say they’re working on their casting
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8 months
Quanxi - goes out for food, her girls are very reliable so they just chill in a compound and bang until it ends.
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@NxtDeterio Tweeted this like a fed
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6 months
This also marks the start of Agni acting far more selflessly, through fulfilling the selfish desires of the agniists, and later, helping the girls and ‘Luna’
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Katana man - on an eternal hunt for the damn chainsaw, racking up a high zombie kill count and being seen as some type of hero, whatever it takes to find his grandpas killer.
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@3nviousr She didn’t want him to smoke is what I thought and that could be his revenge on her for dying? Idk
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@ChainsawZero Yeah I was exaggerating a little but it’s presented as something that’s not very good that’s for sure
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@ChibacityB @Secret_Doves Guy who only likes the first half of anything
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Reze - being locked underground in a detention facility keeps you pretty safe from a zombie apocalypse.
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@forxeverx I think your comparisons are escalating a little and you said yourself that someone telling the truth shouldn’t be listened to if they’re poorly articulating it but I still think she deserves respect and acknowledgment
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