AK47 @NoFilterAnjali Twitter profile

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

We women can always tell when you look at our boobs. It doesn't matter how quickly you glance. One second is like five seconds in boob time.

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3 years

Should I explain the budget to you 😆😆😆😆😆

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3 years

Your sex life is now named after the title of the TV show or movie you last saw..... What is it?

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3 years

Sex after 50 is exciting. You never know whether it's an orgasm, a stroke or just a cramp!!! 😆😆😆

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2 years

I need a boyfriend who understands that I am married. 😁😉😁😉😁

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3 years

My husband accused me of being overdramatic so I changed the WiFi password. We will see who is overdramatic in about 5 minutes.

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3 years

Good sex is essential for a happy marriage but a marriage isn't essential for good sex.

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3 years

Talented fellow😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Every woman is naughty & passionate. It just takes the right man to bring it out.

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3 years

If you breakup with someone please kindly update others. Some people have been waiting for their turn. The queue should be moving. 😆😆😄

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2 years

Sex before marriage is considered a sin and after marriage a miracle. 😆😆😆

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2 years

My boyfriend broke up with me because he thinks I am very childish. Was sooo upset, but I calmed myself down. Went to his house, rang the door bell and then ran away. 😆😆😆😆

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2 years

Men are seduced by looks and women by words.

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2 years

My friend sent a message saying she wouldn't come to the gym today as she was waiting for the plumber to come over. Can't stop laughing. I am proud owner of a dirty mind. 😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Long distance relationships are the purest test of love.

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3 years

Today was a terrible day. My Ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver.

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2 years

I am a teenager trapped in a 50 year old body. 😆😆😆

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3 years

Me and my hubby woke up randomly at 4 am today. Instead of going back to sleep we chatted and laughed in the dark about crazy shit happening in life. Being married to your best friend is lit.

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2 years

Sleeping alone is a waste of sexual talent. 😉😆🤣

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

Dear Men, the important thing about boobs isn't their size, it's the person they are attached to.

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4 years

She : If the world was ending in 30 mins what would you do? He : Sex She : And the rest 25 mins ?

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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3 years

The sexual position 69 is now called 96. Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

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3 years

An awesome day. My son got a fabulous job at a design firm in NYC . Couldn't be more proud as a mother.

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3 years

I don't know how people can fake feelings. I can't even fake a hello to someone I don't like.

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2 years

Out for breakfast, lunch and dinner 😆😆😆

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2 years

Why don't husbands feel the need to dress up and look good for their wives? They think their 2 jeans and 5 T- shirt wardrobe is enough to make them irresistible and last a lifetime. 🤷🤦🤔😆😆

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2 years

As you get older you realize 99% of the time you spend with your partner is spent not having sex. It is spent as a friend enjoying your time together. Friendship is the cornerstone of a great relationship.

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3 years

My husband said he needed space.... So I locked him outside.

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3 years

Physical attraction isn't enough to sustain a relationship. You have to vibe at a deeper level.

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2 years

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls take you to heaven.

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3 years

My friend asked me where he could find women who screamed loudly in bed..... I took him to the maternity ward.

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@NoFilterAnjali

2 years

At that stage of married life when the chicken leg piece gets more attention than mine. 😂😂😂

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3 years

Show a girl you don't care, she will chase you. Show a woman you don't care, she will replace you.

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9 months

So cool😍 l would love to do this but my weight won't allow the take off 😂😂😂

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3 years

The biggest reason for divorce is marriage.

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3 years

Global warming consequences 😂😂😂

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

Back from my walk. Did it before my brain figured out it's tooo cold. Move your bods peeps. 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

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3 years

No New Year resolutions. Only casual promises to myself that I am not under any legal obligation to keep.😆 I will try to behave on Twitter is one such promise 😂😉😉😉

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3 years

When ppl say " it's better than sex" they clearly aren't having the right kind of sex.

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@NoFilterAnjali

2 years

Don't know who the singer is but he has sung these songs so beautifully ❤️❤️❤️ Video credit: Senorita

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2 years

A very proud and happy moment as a parent 😊❤️ Advt designed and animated by my son on Times Square

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@NoFilterAnjali

2 years

Yeh waaley samosey kahan miltey hain 😉😋😆😁😂

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

If we had sex as much as we got screwed.... Life would be awesome.

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@NoFilterAnjali

2 years

After my funeral I want one of my friends to take my phone and text every person who didn't show up " Missed you today. See you soon though." 😂😂😂

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@NoFilterAnjali

4 years

@Showbiz_IT #naseeruddinshah and we r also not interested in your opinion, there r enough citizens of this country who are interested in getting justice for SSR

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

Men are so easy to please 😆😆😆

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@NoFilterAnjali

2 years

Please say Hellloooo.... Humsey dosti karogey toh bindaas rahogey 😁😁😁

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3 years

We all deserve a love which is neither a test nor a lesson.

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

Masturbation combines two greatest sensations in life, orgasms and not dealing with other people. 😆😉🤐🤣🤐😁🤣

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@NoFilterAnjali

2 years

True 😂😂😂

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@NoFilterAnjali

11 months

Hajmola khao aur ghar ki safai karkey Diwali manao 😂😂😂😂

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

Being male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, being a gentleman is a matter of choice.

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@NoFilterAnjali

2 years

I am a very private person. I keep my relationship a secret, away from social media. Even the person I am dating doesn't know we are dating. 😂😂😂

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@NoFilterAnjali

2 years

Older mature men who are confident, own their age, know how to treat a woman like a lady and yet make her feel desirable are very attractive.

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

Women want a man who is a gentleman in public and a master in the bedroom.

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2 years

Who are these men and where are they ????? 😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Friend : Look your husband is flirting with that girl She : Let him. I want to see how long he can suck-in his stomach.

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3 years

😂😂😂

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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3 years

She makes sexual jokes because they make her laugh, not because she wants to have sex with you, lonely internet man.

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2 years

Every woman has a sensual, erotic side which she feels comfortable and safe enough to express only with the right man.

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

Time travel is possible. Just get into an argument with your wife. 😆

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@NoFilterAnjali

2 years

Life is too short for bad sex. Find someone who fucks as well as life. 😆😆😆

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

If women are bad at parking, it's because they are constantly being lied to about what 8 inches is.

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

Both are going to surprise each other 😂😂😂😂

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1 year

😂🤣😂🤣

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2 years

At this stage of my life I am only interested in food and drink 😄😋😋

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

Here I am, no crush, no romantic relationship, no one to text, just lying in bed like a potato scrolling Twitter.

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3 years

Sunday selfie. Totally Vella. Out for lunch. Time Pass. Call it what you want. 😎😂💃😆😎

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@NoFilterAnjali

2 years

If you look closely those gray hair are a sign of wisdom leaking out of my brain 😂😂😌😌

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

A romantic heart and a pornographic mind is everyone's fantasy.

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

Don't mean to brag , but my tweets are enjoyed by well over two people worldwide.

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@NoFilterAnjali

2 years

BOOBY TRAP DEFINITION If you get into an argument with your wife or GF where you were winning and she takes off her bra. You lose.

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3 years

Sunglasses make you look younger plus hotter and cooler at the same time 😎😎😄😄😄

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2 years

Women like men who make them feel safe.

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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2 years

Real relationships aren't perfect and perfect relationships aren't real.

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2 years

Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught 😆

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2 years

Every man wants a good girl who is bad only for him.

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2 years

Sexy men get you tea in bed.

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2 years

Join me for lunch frrrands 😄

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2 years

The random stranger you met online who is now an important part of your life and happiness.

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@NoFilterAnjali

1 year

Happy Friendship Day to all the wonderful people following me 😍🥰😍🥰😍

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@NoFilterAnjali

2 years

Men, what are your biggest turn offs in women?

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1 year

The first thing that men look at in a woman is her heart. The fact that the boobs are in front of the precious heart isn't their fault. 😌😌😌

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2 years

Hellooò from Landour 😎💃😄

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2 years

So guys when were you called handsome last time ? 😄

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

If one BF or GF makes you happy, imagine having 5 or 6. Start thinking big. 😆

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3 years

Every mother is beautiful 😍

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3 years

The ultimate truth 😆😆😆

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3 years

Both my maid and driver haven't showed up for work. I have a feeling they are celebrating Valentine Day.😆😆😆😆

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3 years

How husbands should say sorry 😆😆😆

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3 years

A perfect sunny day in Delhi today ♥️

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3 years

Once I care, I don't leave. Once I leave, I don't care.

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2 years

Thank you to all my awesome followers. Reached 20K today. Hope I add positivity and happiness to your TL. You all definitely add to mine. ♥️♥️♥️♥️

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2 years

Telephone rings late at night... Husband : " If it's for me say I am not at home ". Wife answers the phone : " He is at home ". Husband : " What the hell?" Wife : " It was for me !!" 😆😆😆

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@NoFilterAnjali

3 years

When my children tell me they want me out of their personal space , I remind them they that came out of my personal space 😆

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3 years

It's hard to resist a bad girl who is a good woman.

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