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Roy Division! Do me a favour! 👉
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Micah: “I was a better player than you (Gary Neville), come on.” Roy Keane: “No, you weren’t better than Gary!” Micah: “He was in a great team. I was playing with Sibierski and David Sommeil.” Roy Keane: “But they would be saying the same about playing with you.”
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Roy Keane on United’s second goal #FACup
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Praising Fathers for being good Dads just because it’s Father’s Day? That’s their job!
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@NoContextKeaneo
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When you’re sat in work hungover after having 10 pints the night before
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When the lad who doesn’t drink confirms he’s coming to next week’s stag do
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When you get home from a stag weekend and there’s a €450 payment to a gentlemen’s club was put on the joint account by mistake 🤦‍♂️
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Roy Keane back in 2017 when Dele Alli was being hyped as the best 21yo on the planet
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@NoContextKeaneo
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Inject it into my fucking veins
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When you’re sat in work hungover, having put away ten pints the night before
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Roy Keane’s famous burial of John Walters
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Huw Edwards' lawyers last weekend
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When you told her the missus you were ‘only going out for a couple to watch the footy’ but it’s 10.30pm and you’re in a taxi to town
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Going out and getting absolutely gazeboed last night, when you have a day of visiting family with the in-laws ahead 🤦‍♂️
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Sat in someone’s kitchen at 5am when you told the missus you were only going out for a couple
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Sat hungover in work, questioning life
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Roy after his 4th shift with Daniel Sturridge
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When your best mate’s girlfriend calls to say he didn’t come home last night
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‘Management begins to take it’s toll on Derby boss Wayne Rooney’
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If anything was a fucking metaphor for this football club
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@NoContextKeaneo
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A year ago today, Roy Keane famously called Andy Robertson a baby 🤣
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@NoContextKeaneo
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I fucking love Paddy Evra ❤️ @Evra
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Spotted last night in Dublin 👌👌
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Ending up in the pub after promising the gf you’d be round hers for a family meal
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Staying out until 4am when you told the missus you were only going out for a couple 😬
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Praising mothers for mothering? Do me a favour! That’s their jobs! #HappyMothersDay
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Being stuck in traffic due to Stop Oil protestors
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Seeing kids thanking Santa for delivering their presents
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Seeing couples wish each other ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ on social media 🤔❤️
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'You sort the taxi out and I'll get you a bev inside'
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Ralf Rangnick when he realises Mike Phelan is still on the coaching staff 😂😂
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A year ago today, this guy made a big mistake bothering Roy at the NFL
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When it's 5am in the back of someone's kitchen, listening to your mate tell yet another conspiracy theory
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‘Did you really think it was a good idea to order shots at 2am?’
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‘🗣️ I know all about John Walters!’ 😭😭
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Roy Keane deciding to take the Sunderland job
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