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@NoCar_Kevin

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Bay Area, CA.
Joined January 2011
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@NoCar_Kevin
Kevin ๐Ÿ
4 years
Vibranium comes from Wakanda. Vision is Black
@KevOnStage
Kevรญn
4 years
Why are Black people doing this to Vision?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@NoCar_Kevin
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9 months
โ€œYou in Miami 4 hoes to a room shitโ€ is a crazy stray to throw lmaoooo
@mattxctrl
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9 months
canโ€™t stop listening to this
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@NoCar_Kevin
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9 months
2 free throws in 3 games, one being from a defensive violation. Yโ€™all favorite players not hooping like him. They just not
@DrGuru_
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9 months
Steph Curryโ€™s last 3 games: 97 points 2 total free throws Some of the purest basketball ever played in NBA history ๐Ÿคฏ
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
Shaq and Iverson the only two ex NBA players that donโ€™t feel like they legacy is threatened by the new guys. Respect
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Iverson been said Steph in his top 5.
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@NoCar_Kevin
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3 years
@StueyGriffen @__DaveyBaby In 3 years when people are fine should we give it another 3 years? How many years are you giving yourselves to have a โ€œgotchaโ€ moment?
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@NoCar_Kevin
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3 months
This legit might be my favorite Steph performance ever because he had the entire USA cheering for him while cooking. Man, this shit was special
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@NoCar_Kevin
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6 years
BET Uncut to whatever gospel show came on afterwards still one of the craziest transitions in TV history
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@NoCar_Kevin
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3 years
Thereโ€™s a certain guard for Golden State who never mentioned a word about his 2016 injury
@Alex__Schiffer
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James Harden reveals to us his hamstring strain was a Grade 2.
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
@LightSwitcherz @ranakba It any more unprofessional than the cops profiling him. Iโ€™d act the same way to those losers. Whole tone switched up when they saw those credentials
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@NoCar_Kevin
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6 months
Affordable housing and Atherton, CA in the same sentence is always hilarious. He also just wanted the developers to build him a fence so people canโ€™t see in his yard lmao
@shOoObz
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Steph Curry really said not in my backyard about affordable housing for the middle class then exec produced a stereotypical show about people in the projects. Idk about yall but fuck that guy
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@NoCar_Kevin
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1 year
@ClubAntt And 45 minutes is light work too. Listen to somebody entire album and you there already
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@NoCar_Kevin
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7 years
Having sex to music is some HS shit. I'm grown. Probably gunna be a re-run of Law & Order playing in the background
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
We been known who runs the league
@957thegame
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We call this โ€œThe Steph Curry Effectโ€
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 months
@MissSneed Unrelated but related have you started watching See yet?
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@NoCar_Kevin
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2 years
@ayeyokim See a Yellow Cab driver would mind they business
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@NoCar_Kevin
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2 years
Luka said the NBA easier than Euro League and missed the playoffs :-(
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
Nobody has had a better NBA career on and off the court than Klay Thompson. Than man is living life
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@NoCar_Kevin
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11 years
Nah but kids with teeth like this are always bad as shit though http://t.co/EOGUhhTuqA
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@NoCar_Kevin
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3 years
@VentoSundae @notkingcyree_ Which has always been dumb because whatโ€™s the alternative if they really trying to hit you? Just sit and get hit?
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@NoCar_Kevin
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11 months
@big_business_ A-Wax also told both them niggas to shut the fuck up while they was ridin around talkin bout how them dudes killed Kane cousin
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@NoCar_Kevin
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2 years
I know yโ€™all sick yโ€™all canโ€™t say the ring is fake. Canโ€™t talk about Steph having no FMVP. Canโ€™t say they needed KD. 3 years of talking points gone that quickly. Tragic
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
Warriors has NBA fans watching because you either wanted to see them win or wanted to see them lose, but you wanted to see it. Disney Cup ainโ€™t as interesting without em
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
Greece was fire and so is she
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
@15__simba The fact that he said hoop will โ€œprovide some type of distractionโ€ is exactly the problem. We donโ€™t need a distraction from whatโ€™s going on right now. As far as a platform, they wore โ€œI Canโ€™t Breatheโ€ Tโ€™s for a couple weeks then it was crickets. He spot on w/ everything else tho
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@NoCar_Kevin
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6 years
Non Bay Area twitter folks been butchering Bay Area slang for quite some time. Movies donโ€™t slap
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
We donโ€™t discuss enough how Steph been to the playoffs 7 of his 10 years as a Warrior and been to the Finals 5 of those times. This franchise wasnโ€™t that when he got drafted
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@NoCar_Kevin
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6 years
@erichoiii @UcheBangBang You answered your own question. The last dynasty, not the first
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@NoCar_Kevin
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9 months
@burnerpaige Lmao artists really be calling they fans broke and we just be letting it slide. Like damn, I canโ€™t share a room to save some funds?!
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@NoCar_Kevin
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1 year
When youโ€™ve shot 250+ more free throws than the next closest team during the season I can see why you think only shooting 4 in a half is a problem
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@NoCar_Kevin
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3 years
@punkpistols @StueyGriffen @__DaveyBaby Lmao right like I honestly donโ€™t care what people do but they basically out here hoping something bad happens (eventually) which is weird as hell
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
Breh I love that Wiseman ainโ€™t with that layup life he trying to dunk on you every time he goes to the cup
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 months
Podz ascension in the lineup needs to be studied. How much glazing does he do behind the scenes cuz I see how much he does in front of the camera lmao
@TheDunkCentral
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The Warriors planned to bring Klay Thompson off the bench behind Brandin Podziemski next season, per @JakeLFischer โ€œFlashing forward, if Thompson had returned to Golden State, the Warriors planned to bring Thompson off the bench behind sophomore guard Brandin Podziemski,
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@NoCar_Kevin
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@complicated_leo That really was a bar though! I need to hear the actual track now cuz it sounded like she was floating
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
Gunna go from โ€œGiannis is not the best player in the leagueโ€ to โ€œwhy did he have to go to the Warriors?โ€ very quickly
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
Everybody just shut the entire fuck up. You donโ€™t know shit. Never knew shit. Yโ€™all favorite hoop team on the couch just shut the fuck up all of you
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@NoCar_Kevin
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@CeeHawk Thought it was obvious all the characters kinda were. Riley = the impressionable black Huey = the militant Tom = well, an Uncle Tom Grandad = blacks who donโ€™t like whites but would rather stay out the way than do anything Uncle Ruckus = Stephen in Django
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@NoCar_Kevin
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
I know Verzuz and Apple did not expect this level of disrespectful music
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
Times like these you realize how much Warriors Twitter been gettin under NBA Twitter skin the last 5 years. Yโ€™all better hope the Warriors donโ€™t pull this shit off
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@NoCar_Kevin
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10 years
"Hella" isn't a California word it's a Bay Area word
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@NoCar_Kevin
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2 years
Lmao they gave Smart the shots but not Steph on the same play
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
On God you was the spark that set this shit off, thank you breh they gunna win this shit for you @KDTrey5
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@NoCar_Kevin
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9 months
I still call unruly children Bebeโ€™s Kids til this day
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Bebeโ€™s Kids was the first animated movie to feature an entirely Black main cast and was the first ever fully-animated film to receive a PG-13 rating ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽข #blackhistorymonth
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@NoCar_Kevin
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9 months
Not lost on me are all the things JP was blamed for last season still showing itโ€™s face once he was traded. Turnovers and poor defense
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@NoCar_Kevin
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10 months
@oladimeji_ipaye @MissRiRi33 Adults be acting up all year expecting gifts but be quick to punish a child and make sure the internet sees it. Folks be nerds
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@NoCar_Kevin
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6 years
Telling Warriors fans they werenโ€™t fans before 2015 ainโ€™t gunna make your losing ass favorite franchise any better than what they are
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
Imagine having to earn a clear foul lmao cmon Dray
@Money23Green
Draymond Green
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He hasnโ€™t earned that call against Bron in that moment ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@NoCar_Kevin
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3 years
@DarionJ_ @BleacherReport Imagine rating who a player is today based off their dad being in the NBA. Jordanโ€™s kids stink at hoop
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@NoCar_Kevin
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3 years
Jordan Poole dagger shot was very satisfying
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 months
@CWilliamson44 Caitlin Clark fans brought that horrible stan behavior to the WNBA. Thatโ€™s absolutely no fault of CCโ€™s but itโ€™s definitely solely her fan base responsible for it
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
People complained about parity and NBA ratings suffering. Warriors were good for business
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@NoCar_Kevin
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6 months
@CANTCM3 Exactly. These folks donโ€™t be caring they just take a headline and run with it
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Simply put, JP should have been starting over Klay. I donโ€™t care how many threes he made last season. People talk about JP inconsistencies but Klay was just as inconsistent. Itโ€™s โ€œwhat have you done for me lately?โ€ until it comes to the core 3
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
@bigdickbobby_69 @PlatanoMan @nypost This is a saying most likely popularized by the person that did wrong first. Sometimes it does make it right
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
@LindenIves_ This is a black man that unfortunately caught recessive genes and looks white
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
@ass_hatchet @ranakba @ThisIsNike1 Lol amazing thatโ€™s all you took from this video of clear racial profiling. Fed or not he was clearly someone that had them changing their tones up. Shook to see they werenโ€™t in charge anymore
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@NoCar_Kevin
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1 year
Cmon GP2 you gotta make that layup
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@NoCar_Kevin
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1 year
I hope some Dubs fans prepared to still be fans because this team gunna look very different this season
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@NoCar_Kevin
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2 years
@coastwideK @stylebender Lmaooooo yโ€™all obsession with wanting competitors to be humble is a loser mentality at itโ€™s finest
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@NoCar_Kevin
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3 years
@harpersbazaarus โ€œWe just accidentally had the cast and all the extras and probably production staff all be white. We didnโ€™t mean itโ€
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@NoCar_Kevin
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3 years
@MarkDondero @KyrieIrving Imagine worrying more about Kyrie more than the fact your team is down 0-2 showing no signs of getting even 1 win lmao
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
5 straight Finals in the West. Warriors the best basketball team you ever seen in your life and itโ€™s not close
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
Also funny that a FMVP never carried so much weight until Steph started taking over. An 82 game award will always be worth more than a 7 game series award. And Steph is the only Unanimous ever in that category
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@NoCar_Kevin
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Putting the league on notice. Yโ€™all countin these dudes out. The takes Iโ€™ve seen the last few years was crazy
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@NoCar_Kevin
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2 years
@KenHeLive This joke hit better in 2016. Not so much after 4 chips. Get that engagement though
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2 years
All $ In Christmas
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@NoCar_Kevin
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10 years
In 2005 apparently RT @SuckerFreeWes : Where u at?? ๐Ÿ‘€ RT @Liltunafish_ : About to start my night http://t.co/WkzZ0rnz9q
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5 years
I, for one, donโ€™t want KD off of the Warriors. What I do wish is that they go back to that year 1 KD to the Warriors style of basketball. I donโ€™t feel KD is 100% to blame for that either
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
18 turnovers breh. That shit is unacceptable
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@NoCar_Kevin
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6 years
Nip really made a nigga feel like I could wake up and make a million dollars tomorrow. Like all I had to do was believe it
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@NoCar_Kevin
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7 years
I forgot to remind y'all that the Golden State Warriors are the 2017 NBA Champions
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
No one has ever been guarded like this. This is insane lmao
@bryantabarr
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@NoCar_Kevin
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@Ms_Brina @theGrio The gentrification of black communities coupled with the booming tech industry here in California is the reason people are being pushed out. Has absolutely nothing to do w/ illegal immigrants & everything to do w/ the general high cost of living.
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@285Slim It really ainโ€™t nothin but a general head nod to everyone out there and doin it movin. Donโ€™t see how folks overthinking this situation
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@NoCar_Kevin
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Everyone who said Poole โ€œdeservedโ€ to be punched deserves to cheer for whatever team we end up with in the future. That love affair with the core and not of the team had yโ€™all blinded to reality
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2 years
Twitter canโ€™t admit multiple players can be great at one time
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@NoCar_Kevin
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7 months
We were a better team when we had Wiseman and Poole. Letโ€™s talk about it
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@NoCar_Kevin
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6 months
Denver some assholes making the Lakers fly back to Colorado just to get smoked
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
Quite a few times during this game Steph did a lot of running around and gets to an open spot but the team wasnโ€™t lookin for him. Not saying itโ€™s a bad thing they just have to adjust
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@NoCar_Kevin
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@sixteenjet @Kakashi_SA99 @Okay_Wasabi Distilled water isnโ€™t โ€œnormalโ€. What it is is quite literally in the name and the reason why there are no minerals
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@NoCar_Kevin
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5 years
Exactly. KD antics funny to yโ€™all again cuz he not on the Dubs anymore cuz yโ€™all all have losers mindsets. KD was the same before, during and after his Dubs run
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@NoCar_Kevin
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10 months
People wonder why Steph always falls on a shot and itโ€™s because of that right there. You can avoid a landing space injury but just falling back. The one time he doesnโ€™t he lands on someoneโ€™s foot
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@NoCar_Kevin
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@cs23back I got a 2 month old and be on this same type of time. Sometimes I throw on one of his momโ€™s shirts to really keep him calm cuz right now he always wants her and she be needing a break lol
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4 years
We really saw Ali comparisons last night for players who ainโ€™t sacrificed a damn thing lmao
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@NoCar_Kevin
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2 years
Yโ€™all rate players on how well they entertain you not effectiveness. We been hip
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@NoCar_Kevin
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3 years
You mean to tell me yโ€™all ainโ€™t got yโ€™all own custom bobble head?
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7 years
Do you remember where you were on the legendary day that the Warriors signed Kevin Durant?
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@NoCar_Kevin
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3 years
If I was Naomi Osaka Iโ€™d pay that $15K fine in all pennies and have that delivered to whoever collectingโ€™s personal residence
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3 years
50 shoulda told Da Baby that the first part of saying whatever the hell you want is being ultra successful already
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I still want KD on the team in the future but he Fa sho gotta get it together and get back to the team ball he once was cool with being a part of
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Mr. & Mrs.
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@NoCar_Kevin
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9 years
Niggas way of sayin they wanna fuck your girl is askin if she got a sister
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8 years
Draymond really the best defender in the league and it isn't close
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@sixteenjet @Kakashi_SA99 @Okay_Wasabi Thereโ€™s a reason normal is in quotes. Also, are you comparing removing contaminants to removing minerals?
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3 years
Talking to Warriors fans in real life makes you realize all the overreactions and miserables only reside on Twitter
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@NoCar_Kevin
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@YifengLi Such a waste of talent smh. The WNBA is getting a growth spurt and Iโ€™m so glad she not a part of it
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@NoCar_Kevin
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4 years
@txtsoobin02 @dragonsclaire @alphamaleswagg1 @m3ldmrc I will effective mock and make fun of any absolute horrible person. There are people who have lived to see 100+ that donโ€™t look like they cheated death for decades
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April 29, 2024 ya boy became a dad! Shout out to my son, Orion Kevin
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