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Nivedita

@Nivivacious

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Whoa is me. (and woe, too)

Bangalore, India
Joined April 2009
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@Nivivacious
Nivedita
10 months
Not opening LinkedIn for the next two days. I don’t want to learn any life lessons from the match. 🙏
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11 months
Hold on babe, let me first finish working for 70 hours this week
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@Nivivacious
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2 years
quality content i am on twitter for. 💯
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2 years
all NRIs when they see Saravana Bhavan's prices abroad
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4 years
Sometimes this app is better than Netflix
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3 years
There are many Indias. All of them spell Aggarwal differently.
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@Nivivacious
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6 months
i'm not as invested in anjali-sufi relationship/breakup as much as i want to know what happens to all the money collected on their wedding gift registry website.
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@Nivivacious
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3 years
I'm so excited about the final season of Money Heist. Because it means I will never have to hear about it ever again.
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@Nivivacious
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8 months
Made the mistake of asking @rhlbhatnagar , recommendations for a good biryani place in Bangalore
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4 years
I love my parents, and I'm grateful I don't have to worry about rent or food.. But 24x7 with them is exhausting. I don't know how others cope.
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@Nivivacious
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4 years
Amazon reviews, better than Humans of Bombay posts.
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3 years
Should've stuck to LinkedIn.
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@Nivivacious
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11 months
Whitefield
@TanyaKhanijow
Tanya Khanijow
11 months
Where have you traveled on a budget and had a great time? 🤩
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10 months
🙈
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@Nivivacious
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8 months
feeling bad for the manager who has to send in the gist of tonights sales analytics to the founders so they can tweet..
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@Nivivacious
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8 months
Bangalore being beautiful as usual
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Bangalore sky being beautiful as usual
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@Nivivacious
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3 years
Cubbon Park. 🥰 Good time to to there tomorrow since tomorrow is a holiday :) (Pic and thought credits: my colleagues)
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@Nivivacious
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4 years
I won't blame you if you like and dislike this tweet multiple times (try it and see the fun animation on the like button 🙈) #CountdownToMars
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@Nivivacious
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3 years
Hi, please delete emergency request tweets that have been fulfilled - so the remaining tweets in dire need can be amplified.
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@Nivivacious
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10 months
Next Koffee with Karan : Sam Altman, please
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@Nivivacious
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10 months
does no one use whatsapp or what
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❤️❤️❤️
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@Nivivacious
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4 years
Startup boys in Bangalore be like "I know a spot" and then take you to Koramangala.
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3 years
I need a hug.
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@Nivivacious
Nivedita
11 months
Look at this Twitter user. Even a conservative like Dr Muthukrishnan has a picture where he is not wearing a bindi & looking morose. Doesn't look like a celebration. As a single individual, @ShefVaidya has made many popular brands toe the line. Hope Muthukrishnan will follow suit
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@dmuthuk
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Look at this advertisement. Even a traditional firm like Nalli using a model who is not wearing a bindi and looking morose. Doesn't look like a celebration. As a single individual, @ShefVaidya has made many popular brands tow the line. Hope Nalli will follow suit.
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@Nivivacious
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3 years
If only Teams could also be down. (Can FB please buy it too? 🙏)
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@Nivivacious
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1 year
zero: the number of pr strategists who can help you recover from this.
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3 months
Gotta love how she didn’t touch upon her efforts as the minister for women and child development because clearly she knows there were none 🥰
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@Nivivacious
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2 years
Here for the monetisation comment.
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2 years
Great time to be in Bangalore - now that everyone’s away for the long weekend.
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2 years
Who hurt you in Bangalore, to call it worse than Delhi and/or Bombay?
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@Nivivacious
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8 months
@pHequals7 Waiting for the LiverDoc expose
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@Nivivacious
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4 years
Planning to change my bio to hot young girl at a startup.
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@Nivivacious
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3 years
90% folks I follow on Instagram got married today.
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@Nivivacious
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2 years
( might delete this in sometime but for now)
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2 years
I've spent years on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, Jeevansanthi, and Shaadi. Regardless of when I find my "forever", I won't give up on this belief: Imran Khan's Amplifier is better than his Satisfya
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@Nivivacious
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3 years
Fact that John Legend worked at BCG before he became a famous musician is something that lives in my head rent free.
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3 years
by moving to bangalore
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bill clinton ke secretary clint eastwood
3 years
What is the procedure to make today’s Bombay weather and light permanent? 😭😭😭
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2 years
modern love bangalore doesn't exist because they're too busy trying to convince the other to be their cofounder
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@Nivivacious
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4 years
Can't tell if movie star or Whitehat Jr ORM team.
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Kangana Ranaut
4 years
@artwhoring What is that tatoo on your arm? Some ogre ? Ha ha I love weirdos you are the kind of woman I want in my wild house parties, stop fighting with me... come on be nice ... sending you a hug, now reciprocate nicely...
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4 years
Yes, please - let's continue to feed and encourage the narrative that female partners are responsible for the male's conduct and vices.
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Ankita lokhande Jain
4 years
🙏🏻
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11 months
I love you guys but I’m muting the words Deepika, Ranveer and 70 hours.
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@Nivivacious
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4 years
Everyone on my Instagram is in Goa.
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4 years
General advice : don't startup unless you can be professional with all your hires.
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@Nivivacious
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2 years
I like how Rapido generates one pin/otp unique to the user and repeats the same code for every trip for the same user.
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@Nivivacious
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6 months
i know i'm going straight to hell but listen they made this relationship a public figure okay
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@Nivivacious
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5 years
Someone please tell clients that if you add audio to a GIF it’s called a video.
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@Nivivacious
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2 years
can zomato, blinkit, etc also promise me cabs under ten-twenty minutes in bangalore
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@Nivivacious
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4 years
This is so cool of @Lays_India . Love it.
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@Nivivacious
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10 months
Every year, I feel like this tweet deserves another Retweet.
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Saleem Pheku
10 years
Fighting over Indian cities is like saying my Stockholm syndrome is better than yours.
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4 years
Can Teams also be please down?
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3 years
Remember Clubhouse?
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5 years
people are like: survived without Uber, Swiggy, Hinge for a year, quit the job they hated, made an impromptu euro trip with an ex, survived from getting stabbed etc; but tell them to come to JP Nagar 7th phase and they're like whoa
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2 years
Good morning to you all especially to us, dying in this Bangalore weather.
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2 years
is it even a startup meetup in 2022 if it's not at Cubbon Park?
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2 years
this diwali give yourself the biggest gift by not writing a thought leadership article on linkedin/twitter about Lessons on Dealing with Pressure From Virat Kohli
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4 years
"Girl don't yell, we're all here for love." But first you tell how many pages of Google search did you (or your friends) have to scout to find a 2011 article. ❤️
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4 years
How are you all productive today in Bangalore I just want to ask
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3 years
Brands are going to be unbearable tomorrow, aren't they? 🙄
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4 years
Always a sucker for the heart animations, brands integrate with Twitter. Hit like to see this one. #レッドブル
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11 months
Sir is inspired by my tweet, nice; does this mean my tweet has arrived?
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2 years
Been in Bangalore long enough to remember, FOMO marketing worked during Starbucks opening in Koramangala too.
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3 years
first angel investment 🎯
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2 years
Bangalore during the last week of the year (while everyone is OOO)
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3 years
Capturing this before he realises and deletes it. #JaiMataDiLetsRock
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@Nivivacious
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5 years
I am turning 29 this Thursday - What is the one life advice you wish someone told you?
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3 years
We are crying for beds. Do we really need content distraction in form of IPL or can we not convert stadiums into medical grounds?
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3 years
I sprained one side of my neck/shoulder just by lying perfectly still in bed. Super excited about turning 32 this year, you guys.
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3 years
Why does the universe hate me so much? 😭
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4 years
Only thing I 100% know and like about this #AppleEvent is the heart animation Twitter-Apple has enabled.
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3 years
Can startup /VC guys please take a call if they want to celebrate influencers by calling it 'Passion economy' (ugh) or belittle them saying it's child's play (ugh)?
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3 years
i'm just a girl, sitting in front of my laptop, asking my friends to validate my startup name options.
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10 months
don’t wake up babe, Bombay vs Bangalore vs Delhi discourse has started again on Twitter
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Bangalore is becoming globally competitive.
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11 months
Good evening to all, but especially to those few who have expanded their dating location preferences to include Whitefield
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1 year
Crying. It was ~1.7k atleast a month or three back.
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2 years
Is Swiggy taking being topical too far? Discuss (5 marks)
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@Nivivacious
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8 months
I’m okay with getting unfollowed for speaking against majoritarianism today. But if you cuss me, you best believe I will block you.
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3 years
Technically it's Peak Whitefield, and not @peakbengaluru ...
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@Nivivacious
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2 years
Good morning to everyone but especially those who send their kids to Drone coaching classes.
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@Nivivacious
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3 years
There seems to be more vacant beds than occupied in Bangalore currently, so please go through 1912 and avoid private leads. Also if you've followed me for covid leads, I will understand if you unfollow (but I hope you don't) 🌻
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2 years
Never drinking again.
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3 years
The WFH urge to work from bed rather than the (desk-chair) setup you've arranged right next to it. 😭
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1 year
one minute I'm tweeting City le Ooty weather and next minute it's so hot that I'm glad my AC is working. what i'm trying to say is if you're coming to Bangalore in May, bring an umbrella, fan, ac, swimsuit, jacket and a fire extinguisher for good measure.
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3 years
Happy new year to everyone except those spending this morning updating their year end review on twitter. Good vibes only but muting you specific bunch.
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3 years
I'm afraid the rumours were all true. Bangalore sky this evening was, indeed, WhatsApp wallpaper material.
@MohapatraHemant
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Unicorn City.
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Me in 2015 : I want to be the head of brand Me in 2018: I want to be a founder Me in 2021: I just want to be a rich housewife Me in 2024: I just want to be a husky of a rich family @ Adarsh Palm Retreat (Conversation credits @sureshicpark )
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9 years
How dare @british_airways not know Sachin's full name!?!
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@sachin_rt We're sorry to hear this Sachin, could you please DM us your baggage ref, full name and address so we can look into this for you?
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4 years
One RT = One prayer for Oyo.
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@Nivivacious
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2 years
Looks like there are 342343570750417 meetups happening in Bangalore this weekend.
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11 months
@GabbbarSingh sir, given you have an audience of 1.5M and monetising this by taking inspiration from my original tweet -royalties? Link to the original tweet:
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11 months
Hold on babe, let me first finish working for 70 hours this week
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love how everyone is trying to make GFF sound like coachella.
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11 months
Almond Milk: HSR :: Badam Milk: JP Nagar
@pHequals7
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It's crazy how Almond Milk is completely different from Badam Milk
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3 years
Your girl got her (first) jab! ✨
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3 years
Why is everyone moving to Bangalore? I mean, it's cool if you're ♥️ but please send some cute 2bhk house leads to your girl? (For sometime next month. Areas: 🥺 Indiranagar (don't laugh), Koramangala, HSR )
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3 years
still don't get notion or web3; and now there is a web3 hackathon billboard on EGL - at this rate will i even find a place on rent in BLR when time comes? :(
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4 years
I'm sorry but this pre-rain cozy weather in Bangalore is everything. And yes, I'll repeat this several times.
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3 years
all LinkedIn/Twitter thought leaders should just fight with each other i'm here for this energy
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6 months
It’s okay I’m not the only one going to hell if I’m the inspiration for Reddit posts.
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@indiainpixels
India in Pixels by Ashris
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Has your state declared January 22nd a holiday?
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Sometimes I’m angry that as a part of half the female population that deals with severe period pains, I’m simply too insignificant for faster and better research/solutions on period pain management.
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