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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

5 months

Things can only get.

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Nihilists for Labour

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5 months

fuck you Sunak.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 months

Labour-coded.

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

Guardian politics

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3 years

Keir Starmer: I’ll paint a picture of my vision in primary colours

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Nihilists for Labour

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1 year

This campaign doesn’t need to exist anymore. We won.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Everyone should resign.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Schools should close. Everything should close. The only thing that should open is the earth to swallow us up.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Fair play to Labour, alienating every faction at once. Strong.

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

To win, Labour must get rid of the trade unions, the shadow cabinet, the leadership, the MPs, the members and the voters.

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Nihilists for Labour

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1 year

495 car owners in Uxbridge voted the wrong way and therefore everyone must die

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

#Lab21

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

Sack everyone.

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Nihilists for Labour

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5 years

Life is meaningless. You know what's even more meaningless? Your vote for the Lib Dems.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

It should not.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

We're not proud to announce that we are running a slate for NEC. Our platform: - Expel everyone - Open war - Endless chaos - Better things are impossible - The void will consume us all - No one will remember us when we are dead - Fuck you - Nothing matters

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

Football may be coming home but your ex-wife isn't @LozzaFox

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

5 years

Nobody won the Iowa caucuses. Well done to our American comrades, leading by example. The void will prevail.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

4 years

Sorry to break it to you but if a hot alien came to Earth, they probably wouldn't want to sleep with someone who spends their free time designing their fantasy front bench.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

2 months

yayyyy

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

2 months

🚨 NEW: In his first major speech as Prime Minister on Tuesday, Keir Starmer will warn that life in the UK “is going to get worse” before it gets better “Things are worse than we ever imagined” [ @SkyNews ]

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Nihilists for Labour

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5 years

Fantastic work Battersea Labour. The Void will soon be on the ballot.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

6 months

We should go further. Pledge to push the button within the first 100 days.

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

6 months

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he'd be willing to push the nuclear button if Britain was under attack [ @ITVNews ]

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Look at you. You had dreams once. Now you're spending Christmas Eve in your bed reading about Boris Johnson's Brexit deal.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

4 years

Good news: pubs are reopening. We've spent three months drinking at home, which only brings us closer to death in one way. Now we'll be able to drink in a pub during a pandemic, which will bring us closer to death in two ways.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

You don't have to hate yourself to be a member of the Labour Party, but it helps.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

5 years

We were allowed a little bit of hope, as a punishment

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Nihilists for Labour

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5 years

The website crashed. The void won.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

4 years

We're setting up a new faction: Momentum Void. Don't get involved, it doesn't matter.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

today we launch our new slogan

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

Congratulations to everyone who got accepted on the future unsuccessful candidates programme.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

4 years

Your A-level results don't define you. You can do extremely well and then still be a loser.

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Nihilists for Labour

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6 months

at least she’s not racist.

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

Don't just join the Labour Party to vote in the next leadership election. Join the Labour Party to suffer.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

5 years

When the Void entered the race our odds were 200-1. Now look at us.

CLP Nominations

@CLPNominations

5 years

Mole Valley CLP nominates: • Nobody to be leader of the Labour Party due to a vote against nominating • Angela Rayner to be deputy leader of the Labour Party This CLP didn't nominate any candidates in 2015 or 2016.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

3 years

Starmer is right. We will ALL die. There is simply no alternative.

ITV News West Country

@itvwestcountry

3 years

Labour leader @Keir_Starmer told ITV there is "no alternative" to the death of Geronimo the alpaca.

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

The Unite situation could be solved by all four candidates giving up.

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Nihilists for Labour

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2 years

Everyone resign. Bring on the chaos.

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

Abolish all MPs and all jobs.

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

haha @georgegalloway

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

Thank you @Keir_Starmer for returning chaos to the heart of the Labour project.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Remember those people who used to sing Things Can Only Get Better? Bet you feel stupid now

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Nihilists for Labour

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5 years

The polls don't matter. Nothing matters.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Tomorrow we will be launching our Labour conference fringe event, The Void Transformed. You're not welcome and don't come, it doesnt matter.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Thatcher 🤝 Scottish Labour dead

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Nihilists for Labour

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It is not possible to have a points-based immigration system, when everything is pointless.

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Nihilists for Labour

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5 years

Wildly incoherent from Nandy. Change all you like. We will still die. #Newsnight

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Nihilists for Labour

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5 years

Don't worry if you're alone this Valentine's. You cannot have a soul mate if the Labour Party has taken your soul.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Since Labour Conference has been cancelled, you can now recreate the experience in your living room! Write some motions, debate them with your flatmates for 3 days while hangover, and then throw them in the bin.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

4 years

Don't worry if you don't have anyone to love today. Thanks to the Labour Party, you have many people to hate.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

5 years

If you feel like a part of you died on December 12, don't worry. The rest of you will also die.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

4 months

You don't have to feel hopeful about the future, it's enough to just be curious about what horrors are coming next.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Defund everything.

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Nihilists for Labour

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Tier 6: You realise that you're alone in the world and will inevitably die. Everything is meaningless. You still have to go to work.

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

We will drink exactly 123.5 pints and watch Britain die.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

4 years

Whether you voted Leave or Remain, one day we will all turn into remains.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

We also considered standing in Hartlepool but we couldn't be bothered to register. It doesn't matter.

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Nihilists for Labour

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Oil is now as worthless as everything else. Nice.

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

6️⃣ is wrong. Britain should not be in the world.

Anneliese Dodds

@AnnelieseDodds

3 years

Labour's new Stronger Together roadmap will bring Britain together for: 1⃣Better jobs and work 2⃣A green and digital future 3⃣Safe, secure communities 4⃣Public services that work 5⃣A future where families come first 6⃣Britain in the world Let's build a future to be proud of.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Love Socialism Hate Existence

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

You should be.

WorriedStarmer

@StarmerWorried

4 years

Keir Starmer is worried about The Void.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

5 years

A four-day week would mean an extra day to spend gazing into an abyss in hope that it gazes back. Vote Labour.

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Nihilists for Labour

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Counterpoint: Labour's next leader must be incredible, clueless and universally hated

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Nihilists for Labour

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We are winning the argument. @Keir_Starmer are you paying attention?

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Nihilists for Labour

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5 years

Why don't we die

James Melville 🚜

@JamesMelville

5 years

Why don’t we start a crowdfunder to hire the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra to play the EU anthem ‘Ode to Joy’ on a boat on the Thames and light up the London Eye with the EU flag at 11pm on January 31st as a touché to the Big Ben bongs for Brexit.

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Nihilists for Labour

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5 years

We love to see it. #Void2020

CLP Nominations

@CLPNominations

5 years

As we understand it, Bradford East CLP's nomination is void.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Which CLP will be the first one to pass a vote of no confidence in itself?

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

Who is to blame for Labour always losing? The girl reading this 🙂🌸

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

Meanwhile, no one will hold you tonight.

Lewis Goodall

@lewis_goodall

3 years

NEW: Conservatives hold Galloway.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

fuck unity, choose endless chaos. At least it's not transphobic.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Why hate migrants when you can hate yourself instead?

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Nihilists for Labour

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5 years

There will be no YouGov polls on a dead planet.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Abstain on every bill. Nothing matters.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

any socialist born after 1993 can’t win... all they know is WhatsApp , the endless void, go to the pub, be bisexual , subtweet their enemies & cry

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

The NEC results don't matter. Nothing matters.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

It's my Labour Party and I'll cry if I want to

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

If life is not livable on £82K a year then the problem is not your pay, it's life itself.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

4 years

Six hours of chaos. Bristol West is officially our favourite CLP. Who won doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

3 years

One of us.

BBC Question Time

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3 years

Our first audience question of the evening. #bbcqt

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Nihilists for Labour

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Don't bring back imperial measurements. Abolish all measurements. No one should ever measure anything. The eternal void can't be measured.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Stalin died 68 years ago today. Haha.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Capitalism privatises despair. Socialism will nationalise it.

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Nihilists for Labour

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

At least from July 19 we will be allowed big funerals again.

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Nihilists for Labour

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5 years

As the Labour leadership election finally comes to an end, we would like to remind everyone that life is meaningless and nothing matters.

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Nihilists for Labour

@Nihilists4Lab

4 years

New Zealand has voted against fun but in favour of death.

Charles Croucher

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4 years

New Zealand referendum results announced - Euthanasia Yes 65% - No 34% Cannabis Legalisation Yes 46% - No 53%

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Agreed.

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

In case anyone was wondering, we're on conference floor voting against every motion. We hope all factions lose.

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

What did you think the L in Labour stands for?

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 months

Labour cannot afford to ignore its most important voter base: death

Tom Calver

@TomHCalver

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NEW: One in six Tory voters are likely to be dead by the next election Assuming nothing else changes, the total impact of demographic change alone would mean +29 seats for Labour and -34 for the Conservatives @Smyth_Chris @thetimes

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Go to bed. Everything will still be terrible when you wake up, and you will still die.

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Nihilists for Labour

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There is no British AOC. She's American. That's the point.

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Nihilists for Labour

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The new year doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Cancelling rent would be un-Labour because Labour's most consistently held value and objective is continuing to disappoint.

LabourList

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4 years

NEW: 'Cancel the rent' coronavirus housing policy would be "un-Labour" and "really regressive", says Thangam Debbonaire:

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Now delete everyone else @jack .

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Over 4000 of you now follow us. We would like to reassure you that you will all die.

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Nihilists for Labour

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3 years

Labour should appoint a community disorganising unit. Create chaos.

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Nihilists for Labour

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5 years

Finally a promise the Tories will keep

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Life is meaningless and all human pursuits are pointless. But "campaigning for Ed Davey in the Lib Dem leadership election" really takes it to the next level.

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Nihilists for Labour

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4 years

Cancel culture is the only culture we can endorse. No platform everything.

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