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Deliverer of the truth. Professional hater. Main teams: FSU, Lightning, Rays, Eagles, Heat, Liverpool

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Joined July 2016
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Billy Napier and Mike Norvell after ruining two of the most storied and prestigious programs in college football
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Banner year for the gators
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Isnโ€™t miggy also a recovering alcoholic? This is horrifically bad lmfao
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80 dollar bottle of wine from an entire MLB organization as a farewell gift, what an absolutely hilarious franchise this is
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@Movebackbug_ @e_galv Hitler and the German Nazi party were popular with Americans of the time as some resonated with their anti-communist and racial agenda.
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@ShannonSharpe The giants really picked this man 6th overall
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@CodifyBaseball What a sad franchise, they should just relocate to montreal already
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@FoxNews They found 5?
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@scottinnj @CarlZha This isnโ€™t the own you think it is
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@V2David @UFBarstool What bowl game is Florida playing in?
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@STUSTERNBERG No because the national media only likes to demean and patronize the people of the Tampa Bay Area.
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@ScooterMagruder Who cares about rivalries? College is expensive, Iโ€™d let my kid go to where itโ€™s financially the best option and where he can get a great education.
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@TalkinBaseball_ Julio Urรญas
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Jews when middle eastern people exist:
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@BillysBurnerUF @FSU_Barstool Too bad itโ€™s 2023 and not 2021
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Leave it to Mexico to hide peopleโ€™s deaths for the sole purpose of not being penalized. Ridiculous.
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@tracedontmiss @DailyLoud A $9.2 million signing bonus
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@steph_fmvp @Granite603 Honestly Mahomesโ€™ pocket manipulation is up there with Tomโ€™s people just love to talk t talk
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@jstnsznn @Buccaneers A stop? I havenโ€™t seen one all fucking day.
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@ArturoInti @thetchuck @fuckyouiquit Nicest people lmfao letโ€™s ask the Chinese what they think of the nice Japanese people
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Iโ€™m willing to bet money Florida would lose to Georgia tech too
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How many games would FSU win playing Florida's schedule?
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7/19, 86 yards, 2 INTs, 3 swag points
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Predict Brock Glennโ€™s Stats vs Clemsonโฌ‡๏ธ
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@PyrocynicalVEVO Pyro please go back to making mlg teletubbies
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@SznFranco Remember all the talk about the โ€œclubhouse issuesโ€
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Saddam Hussein after I forgor ๐Ÿ’€ what da dog was doin with the Bogos binted on the mushroom wojak:
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Rivals on the field. Human beings off the field. Eagles nation is praying for you Dak. #FlyEaglesFly #DallasCowboys
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@PyrocynicalVEVO Logang Pauler for life! (North Korea needs to nuke the Team 10 house)
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@xflzone_ig @UrinatingTree Probably the first cause the second option has 2 Stanley cups
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@BoltsJolts Did you hear Boucher suggest the Islanders go after TB forwards and their top players in an attempt to โ€œwear them downโ€
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@Its_ebomb @ScooterMagruder Stole this NFT actually
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@stepbackTepper My brother in Christ we went 23-31 last year I donโ€™t think you know what a bad season is
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@frenMIA1776 @ramzpaul Mexico should be the USA
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@stone_toss He doesnโ€™t miss
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@trey_rowland59 We are two tweets away from this being a thing again:
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@bigheefo @powerwasher9000 Jon cooper telling mikhail Sergachev to break his leg on purpose so he can circumvent the cap and get Anthony duclair
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@PyrocynicalVEVO Look it's Pyro!
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@Panthersgang_ @NHL How many cups has this โ€œplayoff Tkachukโ€ won
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@eyezeezeeoh @sammyboy2491 @PlayoffTanaka_ As a Rays fan I gotta say Fenway is not nearly as talked about for its garbage pesky pole 302 feet in right and the 800ft tall cheating device in the outfield.
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@imgekkii @LolOverruled I mean if they stole it they make 100% pure profit lmfao
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@TBLightning Wow, this offer is popular. Too much interest right now. Try again in a minute or so.
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The $doge rocket is stalling around the 3-4 cent mark. BREAK THIS RESISTANCE POINT. #dogetothemoon
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I stg Iโ€™ve done more recruiting in this video game than Dan Mullen did in his entire life
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@DFF_TimSambor @nole_atl Funny how the narrative changes
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FSU media hyping up Marvin Jones Jr all offseason
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@BaIlKnower Kind of hilarious considering that before 2020 the Bucs hadnโ€™t been to the playoffs in like 13 years and won a playoff game in 20 years.
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@AidanLaPorta69 @FSU_Barstool Alabamaโ€™s offensive line might be worse than ours lmfao
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@olicityslight @BoltsJolts They hate us cause they have to wake up in some shithole while we have to wake up next to sunshine and beaches and an amazing hockey team.
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Back to back national champs vs a 13-0 ACC champ. Sounds like the national championship game to me.
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The real National Championship ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ donโ€™t @ me
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7.11 ERA, he ainโ€™t cleaning messes out of the bullpen either
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@ShannonSharpe Story of America: howโ€™d you get your job? My homeboy knows a guy who knows a guy.
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@djLeMahieuRBW @MLBONFOX @RaysBaseball Dylan cease is a little leaguer?
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@BoltsJolts They have fans?
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@PyrocynicalTV So guys we did it we reached a quarter of 10,000 likes
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Bro just talk to women like theyโ€™re normal people god some people are fucking weird
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I donโ€™t think people understand just how messed up zoomers were by the culture war. An entire generation reaching the โ€œlearn how to talk to girlsโ€ stage at the exact same time as MeToo & the โ€œcampus rape crisisโ€. Itโ€™s a big part of why younger people arenโ€™t dating.
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@UrinatingTree Iโ€™ve always called the Dodgers baseballโ€™s version of the Lightning, stacked with talent but could never get it done. Just like the Lightning this season, something finally clicked and both of them did it.
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@asdte @HockeyAgent1 18 million lines
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@boro_american @FSU_Barstool I really donโ€™t think we would actually
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The College Board seeing everyone post #PSAT memes
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He is forgiven for the Jalen reagor debacle
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Still wild that the Eagles suffered a single loss and Howie signed these dudes to make sure it never happened again ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Fat lesbian put me in his video
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@MikeFox75369107 @tpa4dayz @FlaPanthers Yeah we also did this after going up 3-0 in a cup final
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@TTRMFT @larry_hoodie @RedditCFB Like how Auburn and A&M almost beat Bama Great job bammer!
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He will have a hat trick against us though
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@CamineroSzn Kike hernandez batting like 700 in that postseason I hate him so much
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@Piano_tastic @NFL_DovKleiman Nah that team had actual murderers
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@Canes Nice jinx canes fan
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@Lamoosooki @amput007 Nah we can drink out of our Stanley cups together
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JOIN US BALTIMORE HAHAHAHA
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@24_rays I made this rays Blake snell jersey swap
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They played an FCS team
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Shedeur Sanders: 26/34 pass attempts 445 passing yards 4 passing touchdowns Travis Hunter: 7 receptions 132 receiving yards 3 touchdowns โญ๏ธ
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@Lamoosooki @amput007 Bro has only seen barkov do this in chel ๐Ÿ’€
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@PyrocynicalVEVO Why are you still here
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Brandon Neely is college Mariano Rivera
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Someone please give me the dieted cliff notes of the game
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Xbox live being down makes me appreciate old consoles because how the fuck is this piece of shit so dependent on the internet
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The College Board: You will not discuss test materials on online platforms now sign this paper Everyone with their #PSAT memes:
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Mike Norvell needs to give up playcalling
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Bro, we look SO MUCH different compared to 95% of the offenses around the nation. Shit is so frustrating.
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@cjburnz @TalkinBaseball_ Fr they were sucking Englandโ€™s dick all game
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Look at Anthony Richardsonโ€™s footwork. Iโ€™m convinced he wouldโ€™ve won a heisman if he didnโ€™t decide to play for dumb and dumber
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With Keon Zipperer back at practice today, let's throw it back to this insane play vs the Vols where he refused to go down.. ๐Ÿ˜ค๐ŸŠ
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Bet this kid was born in 2010
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@FrankHassleYT He dropped his dogs
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