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@Nicopoleides
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2 years
@BillyMeredithMU @bestcanton7 If you want a sheikh and his state-owned club, I’m sure City, Newcastle or PSG would appreciate your support. Keep United clean and special.
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@Nicopoleides
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Cristiano against Porto, 2009
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I wouldn't stand anywhere near this thing.
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@Nicopoleides
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6 years
Absolutely mad how Liverpool finished fourth, signed a guy who went on to score 32 league goals, and yet they finished fourth again, even with one point LESS. Incredible.
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@Nicopoleides
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8 years
Most passes, second most created chances, most final third passes, most take-ons. #Pogba
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@Nicopoleides
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1 year
@ForestFanF13794 @T5Gal @StretfordPost Did you watch Tottenham - United? 🤡
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11 years
Since Liverpool won the league in 1990, David De Gea has been born, grown up, signed for United and won the league himself.
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2 years
@ahmedkm96 @DavidLarssonn @Football__Tweet You know 99,999% of western women don’t need that either? Y’know, because they have equal rights to work and live?
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6 years
@CantonaManc @jayutd19 If he was forced to run, tackle and keep his position instead of expressing himself, Cantona would’ve left United as well. But he wasn’t, so he didn’t.
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4 years
Covid-19 forever
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9 years
Great attitude by Januzaj and Shaw (via @TeleFootball ) http://t.co/tDK3xNYEHa
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@Nicopoleides
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3 years
United essentially always look like slight underdogs, no matter what the opposition are. It’s all passion and fighting and coincidences, not tactics and meticulous planning. #chaos
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10 years
The meltdown when Moyes and Woodward take a grammar hit and land Shawcross instead of Shaw and Kroos.
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6 years
Leroy Sané will be on his couch watching Adnan Januzaj play in the World Cup.
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2 years
@TWregistalfc Not all progress goes forward. When the opposition isn’t an enemy, what’s the point
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5 years
If you’re happy these lot will win the league, it says a whole lot about you, in devastating fashion.
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10 years
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@Nicopoleides
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1 year
@UtlendingT Hva gjør du i Ålesund?
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@Nicopoleides
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7 years
What about changing my surname to Gard and go all in to marry this girl?🤔
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@Nicopoleides
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6 years
Players with more England appearances than Michael Carrick (34 caps): Stewart Downing, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Phil Jagielka, Jordan Henderson, Phil Neville, James Milner, Emile Heskey. What a mess
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@Nicopoleides
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3 years
@MinaGerhardsen @Odden Så hvorfor får politikere dette og ikke feks lærere? Vi må betale for aviser/nett/telefon vi trenger for å være oppdaterte og tilgjengelige? Og mat? Hvorfor har stortingsrepresentanter tilsynelatende et større behov for mat enn andre folk som jobber?
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7 years
@henrywinter Wonder what Guardiola or any other City affiliated person thinks about Sheikh Mansour and his mates neglecting basic human rights🤔
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@Nicopoleides
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10 years
Anderson-son-son inconsistent, but he won Anderson-son-son Four league titles Gerrard none
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@Nicopoleides
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5 years
@unpeudifficile I helga fikk jeg et foredrag fra ei dame om klima og velferd. Men så viste det seg at hun støttet Solberg-regjeringen, og da var plutselig det hun sa ikke så veldig troverdig lengre.
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9 years
Ironically, Bojan, Shaqiri and Arnautovic couldn’t cope with rough conditions on a mid-week night in Stoke.
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@Nicopoleides
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10 years
The state of City fans who are like "oh, look at United and how much money they spend." We. Spend. From. Our. Own. Revenue. You. Clowns.
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@Nicopoleides
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10 years
LvG's game plan: 1) Pass it back and forth 2) Concede easy goal 3) Pass some more 4) Realise it doesn't work 5) Lump it towards Fellaini
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6 years
@Unitedology Jose’s shithousery vest♥️
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8 years
@LiamPaulCanning Tbh that's just because it's not possible to be knocked out of the league
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@Nicopoleides
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5 years
Some United fans are morons, just like others, and some might have lost the plot at a point as well, but I’m pleased to see most United fans taking a stand against the racial abuse Ashley Young was on the receiving end of. We must always stand up against racism.
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@Nicopoleides
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5 years
I’ll never understand how people can support or cheer for this club. Hasn’t even issued a public apology to Evra after he was booed. It deserves to never be forgotten until they issue an official apology.
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@Nicopoleides
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4 years
Emlyn Hughes’ Cantona prediction didn’t exactly hit the bull’s eye👀 (How has this quote gone under the radar? Well done @WayneSBarton , to get it into the Cantona book👏👏)
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@Nicopoleides
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7 years
So Everton fans put stickers on the Anfield away seats reading ‘Liverpool FC - Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing”😂 A wonderful - and well-deserved - dig at them
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@Bmcfc_ 😂 Do you remember 98/99, when United faced Arsenal and Liverpool in the FA Cup, Barça and Bayern in the CL group stage, and Inter, Juve and Bayern again in the CL KO stages? Literally a walkover😂
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@Nicopoleides
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10 years
Ronnie missed Ando scored Terry slipped and then we roared Lot of trophies he did hoard That’s why Ando’s still adored<3
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6 years
Every single one of us loves Alex Ferguson
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@Nicopoleides
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@HipsterManager Steven Gerrard built his career on workrate and triggerhappiness. Didn’t have the intelligence or vision of a really top player.
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7 years
@KristenCozier @brfootball Or just not following every clickbaiting rumour mill account perhaps
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@Nicopoleides
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10 months
@TelegraphDucker Hmm. Where have I seen something similar🤔🤔
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8 years
When Rashford retires, people won't even remember Messi. #GOAT
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6 years
Has anybody noticed how Liverpool fans stood shoulder by shoulder to defend every action of Luis Suàrez, yet they are completely fuming against Sergio Ramos?😀
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@Nicopoleides
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1 year
Let’s just take a moment to acknowledge the rise of Wayne Barton. Used to have a site for retro United and reserve game stuff (which was great), yet turned it into book after book about United. Hats off.
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@Idrettsklubben Dette må noen ordne opp i @fredrikstadfk . Skjemmer oss ut, alle mann
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@Nicopoleides
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9 years
@ArsenalMoh8 We’re an ex-great club because we haven’t won the league since 2013? Enlighten me, when did Arsenal win it?
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3 years
@MailSport @WayneSBarton Weird take. Is there any current PL manager Pep has worse stats against than Ole?
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@Nicopoleides
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3 years
@gurimelby Kunnskap i skolen svekkes? Hvis noen tror at et karakterkrav fra VGS påvirker undervisningen i noen som helst grad burde det diskvalifisere til å jobbe med skole og utdanning overhodet. Gi oss alternative opplæringsarenaer og flere klasserom i stedet. (Lærernormen var bra da.)
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@Nicopoleides
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7 years
@andreaTRNSTM Beklager på vegne av egen nasjon. De fleste(?) av oss liker ikke Listhaug vi heller.
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@Nicopoleides
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5 years
*Victor Lindelöf gets blasted from all angles* *José Mourinho doesn’t care about backing him in public* United fans: José should back his players more *Paul Pogba is linked for a move* Solskjaer: “He’s a true professional, he’s got a heart of gold” United fans:
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@MrFilipeOrlando His toxicity and selfishness was ruining everything, let alone do you remember how he played at the end? 100% the correct decision to let him go. There’s a reason why no club in Europe wanted him
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9 years
@DaveOCKOP @DejiCNO Gerrard ⛔️ Sterling ⛔️ Suarez ⛔️ #LFC -- Schweinsteiger✅ Schneiderlin✅ Mata✅ Depay✅ #MUFC ☕️🐸
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11 months
@Partiet Kanskje noen burde lage et fullgodt alternativ først?
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6 years
Mate mate mate mate mate. Stop embarrassing our club please. We’re bloody eighth and City are winning the league. Preferably delete your account
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@Nicopoleides
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10 years
What. The. Hell. A book on ALMOST winning the league? By a club with 18 titles? http://t.co/eGyW80zLzY
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@CheGiaevara @db_sport Konkurransen er ikke sylskarp, men dette må da være den beste artikkelen har publisert i hele sin historie.
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@Nicopoleides
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1 year
Hvis du jubler for Høyre og FrP, jubler du for at de som har minst skal få enda mindre. #gratulerer
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@nff_info Enig, man kan da ikke spille i land som ikke støtter dette?🤯
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@eivindtraedal Men når vi får mindre velferd pga at rike (hvite) folk skal bidra mindre er det ikke noe stress🙃🙃🙃
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@TV2Alsaker Kan vi få ett eneste nyanserende ord om at City har brutt over hundre økonomiske regler og er verstinger i klassen av sportsvaskere? Eller er det bare at alt «er så fortjent»? Er det noen journalister på jobb eller bare fans?
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6 years
2012: United finish second 2018: United finish second 2012 response: Sign the top goalscorer and arguably the best player in the league 2018 response: Being held to ransom by Marouane Fellaini, then giving in for his demands How the mighty have fallen.
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3 years
@catofossen Bedre lærere? Hva med å gi lærerne mer tid og flere ressurser?
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'A 99% effort is a 100% failure.' - Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
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6 years
John O’Shea
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@Nicopoleides
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7 years
@Venstre @Trinesg Dere sørger for at FrP er i regjering, og at Listhaug ble justisminister in the first place. #selvinnsikt
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@DahlSophie Det er rart hvordan edru mennesker aldri slutter å reposte andres tweets, kun for likes og retweets
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6 years
@alan_firth_ Hey mate, Norwegian Rail Services are state-run and consistently out of order or delayed, so the issues run deeper than private/state-run
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3 years
Merry Christmas guys!
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1 year
@nff_info Men vil vi tillate spillere på A-landslag som representerer Forente Arabiske Emirater, Qatar, Saudi-Arabia etc?🤔
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8 years
That's £38M a season on bang average players, but that's none of my business☕️🐸
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@jonasali Håper du gidder å anmelde, han skriver sikkert lignende greier til mange som tåler langt mindre enn deg. Men altså: Knivstikker OG kjører over? Ahahah😂
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5 years
@KariJaquesson Delete your account
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12 years
Berbatov the artist. http://t.co/wpitUsL0bX
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@scottjohalloran @henrywinter Nothing, just perspective
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@ViaplayFotball Citys deltakelse i ligaen burde vært annullert tbf
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@Nicopoleides
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10 years
Alexis Sanchez simply can’t turn down Liverpool, can he? @LivEchoLFC #joinLFC http://t.co/e6daNwe7OU
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5 years
@EccentricFella Carrick played with Cleverley, Anderson, Valencia and Young for most of the time. And a past-it Rooney.
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@sirarsalih @potetnese Come on, it’s not even remotely comparable. Slamming off a country because of a moronic (lack of) policy isn’t even close to get personal and criticise somebody’s looks. What do you even want to achieve?
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Sorry for the bragging in all sorts of SoMe, but I just finished a marathon (3:58:10, target sub-4h) and I’m barely able to stand upright. Pleased with the run though
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@elinlestrange @eritonne Et demokrati betyr at alle kan stemme, ikke at en hvilken som helst jobb kan utføres av hvem som helst. Helt bakvendt med en minister som ikke kan noe om det vedkommende skal bestemme over. Hvordan endte vi her💀
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@Nicopoleides
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8 years
Alessandro Nesta with a nice dig at Manchester City. [Quiet Leadership]
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@Nicopoleides
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1 year
@eblangva Leste gjennom innlegget ditt og bladde litt i tweetsene dine. Endelig en politiker som primært er en del av folket, ikke primært en del av politikerne. Blir fort en stemme til høsten. Keep going.
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Berbatov on the bench?! #FergieOut
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2 years
@simonovre @KasperWikestad Du virker derimot som en kjernekar, Øvrevik🤪🥰
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8 years
Okei, hva i all verden, @2sporten ? Skal ikke dere forsvare ytringsfriheten, ikke begrense den? Og hvorfor tier dere dette ihjel, @Unitedno ?
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10 years
United dominated possession, completed more take-ons, doubled Newcastle’s shots on target, created more chances and had more crosses. Luck?
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10 years
Cordoba didn't win a league game before December. Then signed Bebé, three games (including this) unbeaten. #TheBeb éEffect
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6 years
@espenteigen @eivindtraedal @spildrejordet «Du går konsekvent til angrep på...» For FrP har aldri gått konsekvent til angrep på noen🤔🤔🤔
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@Nicopoleides
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6 years
@abidraja Hadde du sagt det samme om en mektig fyr med bart i 1937?
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3 years
Maybe McTominay could be to Pogba what Fletcher was to Scholes, if just Pogba regularly was to McTominay what Scholes was to Fletcher
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9 years
@iainmacintosh Scholes is like Morrissey, they’re both excellent when they don’t talk.
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6 years
@mathiasfischer Ønske for 2019: At avisene slutter med billig klikkhoreri
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@Nicopoleides
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10 years
Michael Carrick's composed presence is every shade of delightful. Exquisite and underrated footballer, solving whichever task handed to him.
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9 years
Table from the third tier of Finnish football. Not looking good for Christmas this year. #relegation http://t.co/RfI8Rldxrt
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5 years
How many players at United do have Gary Neville’s drive? I suggest not so many. #leader
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2 years
@316simsim Can’t stand the selfie culture where everyone is supposed to be everybody’s friend. Nothing beats the intensity of a tight game between two sides where both players and fans (and managers) hate each other.
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@Staalesorensen @eivindtraedal Kjedelig å bli lam eller drept pga denne idiotlogikken til noen som åpenbart ikke burde hatt lov til å kjøre bil. Støtter du promillekjøring også, bare det er «viktig» nok?
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@torbjornv @fotballforbund @Olset Gi oss i dag vårt daglige wb, og tilgi oss vår inkompetanse, slik også vi tilgir oss selv gjennom begrepet «evaluering»
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5 years
@mariesimonsen «Rivjern er den nye normalen»
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3 years
@gstorro @jonasali @MagneBjella @bettibettsin @ArneBlixhavn Venstre har vist seg som ryggradsløse klovner igjen og igjen, men hva har det med APs håpløse standpunkt i rusreformen å gjøre? På tide å se bjelken i eget øye, Storrø.
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At least this settles the Scholes v Gerrard debate. One bossed the Prem at 37, the other one is a liability for this Liverpool side.
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