Kentucky’s Ark @NickWohlleb Twitter profile

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Kentucky’s Ark

@NickWohlleb

4 years

@BrentTerhune Hear ye! Here ye! Henceforth the Confederate flag shall be referred to as the #TreasonRag

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@NickWohlleb

3 years

@MittRomney You do realize that in a Ted Lasso world you’re the guy on left, right?

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5 years

@Cary_Elwes Hey @SonyPictures , the magnets on my refrigerator have something to say about this inconceivable idea of yours

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@KellyannePolls Have you checked with because you definitely have some German in you.

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4 years

At least Al Bundy actually scored 4 touchdowns and won a championship at Polk High.

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Trump told his Michigan "tele-rally" tonight that he was named Michigan's Man of the Year 10 years ago, though he has very obviously never been named Michigan's Man of the Year.

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@MollyJongFast @Rachel_McRea Which article? This one? He Could Have Seen What Was Coming: Behind Trump’s Failure on the Virus

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4 years

@realDonaldTrump Real Presidents don’t steal fake inspirational speeches from movies, they deliver their own.

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Congrats to the high school Class of 2020, as well as to the teachers, coaches, and most of all, parents and family who’ve guided you along the way. Thanks for letting me be part of your big day!

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@NickWohlleb

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@realDonaldTrump Mr. President, here in America we have these things called post offices, and they deliver something called mail. In America many people vote by mail, including soldiers. I know you’ve never gone to visit members of the military overseas, but I promise they aren’t “nowhere”.

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@ddale8 Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and needing to say that. At least Al Bundy actually scored 4 touchdowns and won a championship at Polk High.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Fair enough. I’m on the left and I hate people who treat women, black people, Latinos, Jews, Muslims, Asians, the LGBTQ community, sick people, disabled people, homeless people and poor people like second class citizens. I also hate Australian immigrant bigots.

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@NickWohlleb

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@chrislhayes I get people drunk for a living and I knew this would happen 18 months ago. Mitch McConnell lives less than 5 minutes away from me and I guarantee you nearly 100% of the people who live between him and I knew it too.

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5 years

@DanCrenshawTX Here’s another one.

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A member of our well regulated militia allows a 17 year old boy access to a loaded gun. He unintentionally fires it and shoots a 16 year old girl. She dies at the hospital the next day.

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@angie_rasmussen I stopped listening to her two months ago when she said she trusted that people in hair salons and tattoo parlors could be “creative” when it comes to social distancing.

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@MittRomney @BernieSanders Maybe that’s because all the socialism went towards helping these companies: Boeing Lockheed Martin Alcoa Foxconn Duke Energy Raytheon Koch Industries Citigroup Wells Fargo General Dynamics Verizon Bank of America Exxon Northrop Grumman Dow DuPont Jp Morgan Chase Shell

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@Angry_Staffer Jonathan and Cassie Pentland.

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@ProjectLincoln Taking one for the team has a whole new meaning in the Republican Party. Dear service industry employees in Florida, please remember that you have a right to refuse service to anyone who puts your health and safety at risk, including @mattgaetz and @RonDeSantisFL .

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@MittRomney @BernieSanders And these: Sears Fed Ex Comcast Prudential Financial Walt Disney Apple IBM Dell Goldman Sachs Toyota Ford GM Volkswagen NRG Energy Sempra Energy Nike Nissan Sun Edison Next Era Energy Summit Power SCS Energy Energy Transfer Bayer Marathon Walmart ...............

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3 years

@StephenKing Except that Sharia law allows for more exceptions when it comes to rape, incest and the health of the mother than the state of Texas does.

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5 years

@chefjoseandres @WCKitchen Hey @realDonaldTrump , how about you give @chefjoseandres the Presidential Medal of Freedom for donating to humanity instead of giving it to people who donate to you. #ChefJoseAndres

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@NickWohlleb

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@iamrodneysmith I’ve had a crappy couple of weeks. This tweet made me happy in ways I can’t even explain. Thank you. Sincerely, thank you! And if anyone takes you up on the offer please message me, I’ll cover the gas $.

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@ValerieJarrett I really don’t understand why some Democrats think pictures like this represent something good. Bush did not all of a sudden become a good person because Trump is a worse person. It just makes it look like the Obamas are in on the con.

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@NickWohlleb

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@choo_ek Masks forever is not an actual position that anyone holds. That’s just what anti-maskers and anti-vaccination people say to make themselves feel better about contributing to deaths of nearly one million people.

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@NickWohlleb

4 years

@Stonekettle My Senators are #MoscowMitch and #RedPaul . Beat that

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@RexChapman Ron Desantis. And mark my words, he will be far far worse than Donald Trump.

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@DineshDSouza @KevinMKruse They may have called themselves Democrats at the time but the vast majority of slave owners were conservatives. Also, who do you think 👇these people 👇will vote for in 2020, Democrats or Republicans?

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@AndrewYang It was legally authorized search for stolen classified information and you calling it a “mishandling” of documents proves everything I and many others keep saying about you.

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@NateSilver538 Only because the major population centers are made up of and governed by Democrats.

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@JackPosobiec Americans like you make me all the more proud to have Americans like them serving our country.

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@CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Remember how he would brag about walking in on underage beauty pageant contestants while they were changing and Republicans just thought it was funny and voted for him anyway?

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@NickWohlleb

4 years

@PreetBharara His staff will Tweet less. He won’t be Tweeting at all. He’ll be to busy cleaning up the mess Republicans leave behind, just like every other Democratic President has had to do over the last 40 years.

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@NickWohlleb

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@williamlegate Taking lifts to a whole new level.

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3 years

@DJJudd He even had a reflective strap for his right pants leg. That’s the kind of thing you would forget if this was a gimmick.

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@NickWohlleb

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@TheTNHoller The music industry, which is increasingly propping up the state of Tennessee, needs to start speaking out. Especially country music stars and bars in Nashville that rely on $ from people who aren’t bigots.

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@NickWohlleb

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@ProjectLincoln Remember how Tucker Carlson spent months downplaying the severity of the virus while working from home because it was too dangerous for him to work in his studio at Fox and the rubes who watch him were too clueless to notice?

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@NickWohlleb

4 years

@LindseyGrahamSC Jaime Harrison and the debate moderators have agreed to protect South Carolinians. Why don’t you want to protect them too?

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@NickWohlleb

5 years

@joshscampbell @TracyCh86248594 Your’s? No. But you do have a legal obligation under the 1986 Ferris Bueller Act to take it on a 2 hour joy ride.

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@NickWohlleb

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@ReallyActivist President Obama nominated Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court because he knew he was the only person Republicans would possibly support. That should have been reason enough for Biden to not make him Attorney General.

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3 years

@choo_ek These two pictures need to be side-by-side in the history books.

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4 years

@JoeBiden Americans have a clear choice to make. They can either stand with Joe Biden and Kamala Harris or they can stand with Donald Trump, the Republican Party, and the people pictured below. I know where I stand. Biden/Harris 2020

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5 years

@mercedesschlapp @PeteButtigieg I’ll take Democratic socialism over Republican fascism any day of the week.

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@RexChapman She respected the original but put her own spin on it in all the right places. Gotta love this generation giving @StevieNicks the props she deserves.

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@NYinLA2121 I get people drunk for a living and I don’t know a single bartender or server who didn’t get the vaccine as soon as it was available. As for the doctors, lawyers, businesses professionals and other rich fucks we take care of, that’s a different story.

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@waltshaub Dr. Birx became a joke two months ago when she said she had faith that hair stylists and tattoo artists could be “creative” when it comes to social distancing. @JohnCornyn has always been a joke.

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@NickWohlleb

1 year

@mtaibbi @mehdirhasan Can you please define what you mean by “Russiagate”? Are you talking about the fact that dozens of named Republicans have dozens and dozens of shady connections to an untold number of Russians while you can’t name even a handful of Democrats who have done the same?

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@NickWohlleb

3 years

@mmpadellan @AOC I don’t have kids and I don’t own a home but I don’t begrudge people who get discounts on their taxes because they do. I also don’t mind paying taxes so that their children can go to school because I’m not an asshole.

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@NickWohlleb

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@RedTRaccoon I won’t post the video but I would like to say that my aunt had a stroke that left her physically broken for life and Ron Paul doesn’t think she should have Medicaid, disability benefits, or social security. Ron Paul would literally prefer that my aunt just die.

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@NickWohlleb

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@WalshFreedom @Iamworthy9 I do. I also remember the increases in the debt and deficit coming about as a result of Republican economic policies like tax cuts for rich fucks that were passed during the Bush years. Obama had to clean up after Republicans and a Democrat will have to do it again in 2021.

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@NickWohlleb

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@carlreiner Sir I live in Kentucky but if you would like someone to have dinner with Saturday evening I will climb in my car and start heading your direction right now. I’ll even bring the bourbon.

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@marcorubio For those who missed it.

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@brianschatz Mr. President, you say we have tested more people than every other country in the world combined. Are you familiar with the concept of “per capita”?

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@SRuhle @Ellesun I receive enough in unemployment benefits to cover 2/3 of my rent. That’s it. I spent the last 15 years serving rich people and now Republicans want to take away my benefits and give them to my rich customers for their #ThreeMartiniLunches .

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@mtaibbi Sucking? You used/use Twitter to advertise your podcast and substack. Without Twitter, an advertiser-based platform, how exactly would you have gotten most of your readers and listeners? How would you market your work, much less new young reporters and writers?

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@scifisportsguy @Stonekettle I can not even begin to say how thankful I am that Bevin is no longer Governor. He would be trying to pray the virus away.

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@RepSwalwell @LindseyGrahamSC It is a crime, but the fact that Democrats are going to do nothing about it makes this tweet pretty pointless. I mean seriously, this is one of the least illegal things that Republicans have done in the last 4 years.

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@sullydish @politico The protests are pro-life Andrew. I’m sorry you don’t see it that way.

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@BretWeinstein President Trump is responsible for tens of thousands of deaths in this country. If you don’t recognize him as an “enemy” of science, truth and the American people then your Fox News appearances really are what they appear to be.

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@perlmutations I can confirm. Here is an actual photo of Mitch McConnell taken in his backyard.

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@PreetBharara No sir, stop accepting this premise. I want him to get wiped off the map but people need to stop allowing Republicans to reframe what a legitimate election looks like, especially since they are the Party than keeps on cheating.

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@NYinLA2121 Fox news hosts spent months working from home for their own safety while telling everybody else to go back to work in person. There is absolutely no doubt that virtually every one of them have gotten the vaccine by now. I would bet my life on it.

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@SenTedCruz Trump may be the Republican Party’s nominee, but we know who is driving the train. #TheRepublicanBase

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5 years

@MEPFuller Here’s an idea, change the fucking rules.

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@thomaskaine5 My Senators are #MoscowMitch and #RedPaul . So yeah, basically the same thoughts as you, only with more conviction.

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I’m sorry but if Tiger Woods is still alive then we don’t need an in memoriam biographical lesson of his entire life all day long. A two minute update once or twice an hour is plenty. Do better @MSNBC and @CNN .

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@politvidchannel @MontanaVoter How about Senate Majority Leader instead? #LeaderWarren has a nice ring to it.

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@realDonaldTrump This is a lie. Democrats want money for working class Americans. Republicans only want money for their corporate benefactors.

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@brianschatz Mr. President, you spent weeks repeatedly recommending that people use hydroxychloroquine. Why did you suddenly stop?

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@SenWarren For anyone who is wondering whether Warren really has a plan, of course she does, and here it is.

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@Franklin_Graham Umm, so I’m just going to assume that at least 75% of the responses to this will reference @realDonaldTrump , but please, let’s not forget the rest of the @GOP and their loyalty to money and power over people.

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Mitch McConnell wants corporations to “stay out of politics.” Here’s a list of his top campaign contributors Blackstone Group NorPAC Kindred Healthcare Humana UPS Brown-Forman Blue Cross/Blue Shield Goldman Sachs JPMorgan Chase Altria Group Citigroup AT&T Peabody Energy FedEx GE

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@Fahrenthold @realDonaldTrump Trump’s kids shouldn’t get Secret Service protection. Plus, Trump doesn’t care about anyone but himself so there is no concern about his kids being kidnapped and then used to blackmail him.

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@choo_ek I’m going to get harassed for saying this, but every man should know how to make a proper manhattan cocktail and give a good foot massage. It’s part of being an incredible nurturer and caregiver. Especially when she has a smart persons job and you get people drunk for a living.

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@chrislhayes Considering the fact that he just bragged about sending ventilators to Colorado at the request of their Republican Senator after he denied the same request when it came from Colorado’s Democratic Gov., I would say yes, your theory is actually quite plausible.

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@sarahcpr @Aimlow23 @RandPaul Right around the same time he had to create his own personal Ophthalmology board so he could certify himself to be an eye doctor. It’s no wonder he has no sense of blind justice.

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@Jacob_Frey @Indigenous_Me Trump funds his campaign rallies by making local taxpayers pick up the bill. Sounds like socialism to me.

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@mehdirhasan I see a lot of people giving @GStephanopoulos credit but I’m not sure what for. It was the same shit he does every week with Chris Christie. 95% go along to get along and 5% half ass push back.

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@Stonekettle This contest is about quality, not quantity. Mitch McConnell has single-handedly done more damage to this country than every other politician listed here combined.

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@chrislhayes Nearly every employee at Fox News, including the hosts, were working from home at this point because Fox decided it was too dangerous for them to work together in the studios.

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@TheRickWilson He also got out of his car and pointed his gun at women and children. The cops let him go and instead arrested a female protester for pointing a gun back at him in response. This is all after he sped through traffic and protesters while driving in the wrong lane.

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@starsandstripes @MalcolmNance Remember when Republicans spent 2 years freaking out about Obama saluting a Marine with a cup of coffee in his hand? #PresidentingWhileBlack

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@Amy_Siskind @gesb2 Give them a black Democrat to blame and they will turn the volume up to 11.

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@RepSwalwell 🙋‍♂️ Hey Taliban, wanna trade?

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5 years

@DanCrenshawTX And

WellRegulatedMilitia

@Well_Regulated_

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A member of our well regulated militia uses a gun to murder his wife and their friend, then calls 911 to report the murders before using the gun to kill himself. His 11 year old daughter hid in a closet during the shootings.

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@GeorgePapa19

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@th3j35t3r Which is another reason why reporters have got to start working together. If a question is asked and it goes unanswered, the next reporter needs to repeat the unanswered question word for word. And then repeat as many times as necessary.

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@williamlegate The voter fraud task force was disbanded after the only voter fraud that was found was committed by Republicans in North Carolina.

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@DrGJackBrown Fact: Galactorrhea, a milky nipple discharge, is often caused by excessive use of recreational drugs. Exhibit A 👇

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@AshaRangappa_ @KramdenRules She responded to FLOTUS’s jacket with a very simple, “I care.”

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@SteveHofstetter Why are two comedians more intelligent and logical on gun control issues than tens of millions of American Conservatives combined?

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@brianschatz Mr. President, you like to brag about how much $ the US has brought in from tariffs on China. You have been President for over 3 years, how do you still not know how tariffs work?

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@weijia Wait, I think I know the answer. Is it because they are black? It is isn’t it?

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Married people get special tax breaks. So do people with children, homeowners, business owners, stock holders, corporations, churches, and rich people. But please, tell me more about how canceling student debt isn’t fair. #studentloans

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@SenWarren @repjohnlewis Mitch McConnell spent his entire career fighting against the things that John Lewis spent his entire life fighting for.

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@brianschatz So is.... “I’m not sexist but....” “I’m not a bigot but....” “Im not a xenophobe but....” “I don’t hate Jews but....” “I don’t hate Muslims but....” “I don’t hate Atheists but....“ “I don’t hate poor people but...”

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@Chasten @SaveOurDemoc Members of the LGBTQ community are Americans. Not wanting them to have equal rights is by definition anti-American. Why do Republicans hate America?

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@mattgaetz Did the police give you a ride home, you know, for public safety purposes?

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@NotHoodlum Thank you for not posting it. I thought about it and had a whole thread ready to go showing how Paul, a doctor, is still encouraging his viewers to not social distance, to not wear masks, and to just be shitty human beings in general. Then I decided I didn’t want to be shitty too

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@AdamParkhomenko As someone who has watched more hours of @cspan than virtually any human being in history, I just want to say thank you to @RepAdamSchiff . You deserve an Oscar, a Gold Medal, the MVP, a Blue Ribbon, 1st Place, dare I say, the VP slot. Thank you sir.

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@PreetBharara Don’t know but we have this Amendment for a reason. It should be invoked immediately.

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@JournalistEW Only a boomer would think that the word boomer is equivalent to the n-word.

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