I accidentally grabbed the checkout guys hand at Lidl and tried to put it in my shopping bag as he was scanning and handing me my items. Now I can’t go back.
Googled an architects name I’m on the phone with to see what he looked like, completely forgetting I’m sharing my screen with him. Now I have to quit my job.
Found this beautiful clip on Instagram from a great photographer, Dusty Cressey (can’t find him on Twitter to tag). Small moments like this just fill my soul with happiness
Out for coffee with my mum and old lady passed a snide remark about our age difference, thinking we were a couple. Mind your business next time, Doris, before I have you by the purple rinsed roots 👊🏻
That first photo of me was taken when I was on medication for a tick bite disease. Literally wasted away to nothing. Seeing that photo tonight scared the life out of me. Thankfully that’s all behind me and I look healthy now 😊
Fun fact: Pheasants can run at speeds of up to 10mph.
I googled that after this big abomination took a run at me. Beautiful bird though, I’ll give him that.