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@Niall_UTD
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6 months
Coventry selling out their 36,000 allocation for Wembley… Meanwhile you’ve got Man City sending 4,000 tickets back. Fucking tinpot 😂
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1 year
Started this job today… middle of nowhere. 84yr old man lives here alone, no tv… has two electric appliances, fridge and a radio! Poor fella was robbed 3 weeks ago, bastards took whatever cash he had. So we’ve decided to do the job for free, it’s the least we can do to help.
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2 years
@Carra23 @sampilger Are you on drugs?? Fergie didn’t get rid of Stam for footballing reasons.
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Niall
4 years
Matic clear on and off the pitch.
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Niall
1 year
I’ve been ill all season watching the shit cunt
@UtdDistrict
UtdDistrict
1 year
🚨 | BREAKING: Victor Lindelof is a doubt to face Fulham due to illness.
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Niall
4 years
How united fans eat the pies in Old Trafford.
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Wonder of Science
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This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano.
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Niall
2 years
Clear contact, and it’s easy to see when you slow it down. They slow down everything else?
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Niall
4 months
England’s left side going from Shaw - Rashford to Trippier - Foden is horrendous for their tournament chances.
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Niall
3 years
Fair play to @Carra23 saying on Sky it’s been a peaceful protest and fully getting behind what United fans are doing today 👍🏻 #GlazersOut
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@Niall_UTD
Niall
11 months
Remember when those shithouses were posting this caption… lasted long didn’t it 🙄
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Niall
5 years
Poor Boris. Not his biggest fan but the man is under enormous pressure and has a heavily pregnant wife. Can’t be easy for either of them. Hopefully he’ll make a full recovery ASAP.
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Niall
5 years
Yet when he got in near @rioferdy5 it was all for nothing 🚷
@Lionexionel
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5 years
Throwback to 20 year old Lionel Messi with one of the best dribbling displays ever in the champions league against prime Manchester United. Running the show.
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Niall
11 months
Brothers in Balds.
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Niall
1 year
He has Lindelof, Casemiro and Varane as options here. No wonder they’re all pissed at him. Such a hindrance.
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Niall
2 years
@thatboyycaesar @Carra23 @sampilger It all came from a falling out over stuff Stam said in his autobiography.
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Niall
2 years
@ToonPolls Yea, all left before the presentation 🤣🤣
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@Niall_UTD
Niall
4 years
Dan James never stopped today... he gave absolutely everything he had and in a derby you can’t ask for any more. Brilliant.
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Niall
1 year
@PaddyArsenal You’ve bottled the league now trying to make it about United. Embarrassing 🤡😂
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@Niall_UTD
Niall
4 years
@Suffragentleman @MarcusRashford He already has you whopper.
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Niall
4 years
This Van de Beek stuff is being blown way out of proportion, what’s the big deal with having top quality squad players? All the big clubs have them. The likes of Oxlade-Chamberlain sits on Liverpool’s bench for 80% of the season an he cost them £35m. Hardly a word said 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Niall
6 months
City sold out though 🤣🤣
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Niall
2 years
@JamesScullion11 @Marcotti All money generated by the club. What’s the problem?
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Niall
1 year
Not as much as Fergie seems to rattle you after all these years. Stay classy.
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Nikola
1 year
This is gonna rattle some heads ain’t it
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Niall
10 months
The piss these lads boil on a weekly basis is brilliant.
@calumb77
Calum
10 months
Liverpool away, take that any day 🇾🇪
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Niall
11 months
@BashyMc1 Just close the app mate, for good 😭😂
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Niall
1 year
Just a follow up, thanks for all the kind messages. Never expected a response like this! He’s delighted with all the work and he’s got a nice new double bed for himself and a lovely warm house now so alls good!
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Niall
8 months
Into these banana waving dickheads today.
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Niall
4 years
United’s 05/06 transfer business was elite! Van der Sar: £2M Park £4M Evra £5.5M Vidic £7M
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Niall
4 years
Haaland to City and we’ll end up with Josh King on loan to give Martial more time to prove himself.
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Niall
3 years
😍😍
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Niall
4 years
Lingard is a terrible terrible footballer.
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Niall
2 years
Hahaha they’re a gift 😂😭
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Niall
1 year
Dean Henderson should be sitting outside that other restaurant.
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Niall
3 years
Sums up United. A poorly coached and disorganised side.
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Niall
2 years
Beaten City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Spurs. But yea, we only win the easy games eh. #UTFR
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Niall
4 years
Those 5 subs... such a drop in quality. That’s why we can’t be turning our nose up at players like Grealish or Van de Beek. You need quality x2 in every position.
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Niall
2 years
“Howard Webb gets the top job and next thing you know United get all the decisions and start winning all their games, it’s corruption”
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Niall
3 years
When you’ve got United at 5:30pm and a war in Ukraine at 9pm
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Niall
5 years
Met this absolute legend today, an Irish great. Had a good 15min chat at half time. Reckons Maguire will be a United great and when asked about Dybala he goes “a formality, will fit the system”.
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Niall
7 months
@MailSport @OllieHolt22 @DailyMailUK Those drugs must be top notch, Ollie.
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Niall
1 year
Has Gripper been on to advise them yet?
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
1 year
BREAKING: Banging sounds were heard Tuesday during the search for the missing Titanic sub, indicating "continued hope of survivors," according to an internal government memo. At this time the 5 passengers on board have until Thursday morning before they run out of air.
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Niall
2 years
This is what the Old Firm is all about, “fat boy, get outa my face yea fat cunt” 🤣🤣
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@Niall_UTD
Niall
4 years
And never forget it.
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Niall
3 months
There are people out there that said Adam fucking Wharton should be starting for England instead of Mainoo 🤣
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@Niall_UTD
Niall
10 months
Those Villa fans last night… tinpot. 90% of their songs copied from United. “You’ve seen the Villa now fuck off home” aye lads how’d that go?
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Niall
4 years
@sanjeevjasani @FrankKhalidUK Chelsea who went with 5 defenders second half today... then took off their only striker 🤣 Chelsea who have one less penalty than United. You’re deluded.
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Niall
4 years
Well there we have it... United end talks with Messi as Rob says no.
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Niall
4 years
This you 👀
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@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
4 years
I wonder if Prince Andrew has suddenly discovered he does sweat after all?
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Niall
10 months
The Qatar fans won’t give Ratcliffe a minute to get things changed. If we don’t sign 5 world stars in January they’ll be asking for heads to roll. It’ll be a marathon, not a sprint. But IMHO a step in the right direction for the future of the club.
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Niall
5 years
But disappointing to see @laura_woodsy entertaining fake United fans. We all know he’s a paid actor.
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Niall
1 year
@Carra23 Has he ever spat in the face of a child though??
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Niall
5 years
Look at Stam’s face... he was ready to snap him in half 😂
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Niall
1 year
Great to see a bunch of young mates together at the football. What it’s all about.
@OllyPotter008
Olly🇾🇪
1 year
Sheffield United away 🇾🇪
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Niall
3 years
Fucking state of this club.
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Manchester United
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Niall
3 years
Tonight’s tea going down a treat 👌🏻👌🏻
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Niall
11 months
For the love, not the glory 🇾🇪
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Niall
1 year
I’ve never seen a team concede goals in the manner that United do. Majority of them are avoidable and should be easily dealt with. We concede far too many shortly after scoring ourselves which suggests a lack of composure and leadership. It’s beyond a joke now.
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Niall
1 year
Look at the joy on that kids face… dad and daughter moment. What it’s all about. Don’t ever let anyone tell you any different. #UTFR
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🔴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scott McTominay today… ↪️ Minute 83 — enters the pitch. ⚽️ Minute 87 — scores first goal. ⚽️ Minute 97 — scores second goal. 👟 Completes just two total passes. 🥇 Wins the game and gets MOTM.
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Niall
1 year
@itscoopeinnit Plastering.
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Niall
2 years
Lovely 👀😂
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@FA_PGMOL
PGMOL
2 years
The match officials for the 2023 #CarabaoCup final have been confirmed! 🏆 @EFL | @Carabao_Cup
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Niall
2 years
The current squad are a huge reflection on United’s owners. They want it all without having to sacrifice. Huge wages but minimum effort. Like the Glazers they want it handed to them without hardly putting anything in. They sum up everything the club is about.
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Niall
2 years
That tackle on Cantona would get you a lifetime ban now 😂
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Niall
4 years
100oz steak.... kinell 😅😅
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Niall
3 years
@bashy_mc He’s contemplating going for the kill 😂
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Niall
3 years
When Joshua was on about fighting Fury he surely meant Tommy and not Tyson…
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Niall
2 years
Fucking hell 🤯🤯
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@SkyNews
Sky News
2 years
A hospital nurse murdered a five-day-old baby by injecting air into his stomach through a nose tube, a court has heard
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Niall
5 months
@cheesedoff3 Jail time? You’re a mug if you really believe that’s warranted for throwing a milkshake 😂
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Niall
2 years
@diss_opinion Hahahah you’re 8pts behind you 🤡
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Niall
3 years
“City thought they were signing you son”
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Niall
3 years
@anton_ferdinand Because he’s being played onside? Surely being a professional footballer you know this…
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Niall
1 year
Imagine waking up tomorrow morning and seeing yourself all over social media 😂😂
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Niall
2 years
Thought I was seeing things… This nonsense will be tenfold when they buy the club.
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Niall
4 months
@_W_E_Z__ Defensively. Offered very little going forward. There was zero threat down Englands left.
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Niall
4 years
July 2015.... we thought we were going places with that midfield 🤣
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Niall
3 years
All those top reds moaning about fans shouting Siuuuu when Ronaldo scores will have been roaring RUUUDDDD at the top of their voice for years. Get off your fucking high horses and stop playing up to your Twitter followers, it’s embarrassing.
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Niall
3 years
I see @GNev2 is lowering the standards for his mate once again. Imagine he once captained this great club and comes out with nonsense like this?! Ole is already under huge pressure and a loss today should be the final nail. Sick to death of these fucking excuses now.
@footballdaily
Football Daily
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🗣"He can get beat by Manchester City, loads of teams get beaten by Manchester City but if it was a real bad one he could come under pressure." @GNev2 thinks it's all about the how's today for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer coming into pressure today
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Niall
3 years
42 pints of Guinness for 7.98 😂😂
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Niall
2 years
@thomasjrennie @itvfootball You’re a bit thick aren’t you?
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Niall
5 years
His name is James.
@utdreport
utdreport
5 years
Solskjær: “We’ve had a couple of youngsters doing well. Jimmy [Garner], Dylan [Levitt] but they’ve been injured and ill so they’ve lost quite a bit of football lately. They’re just getting back and I think we’ll see Jimmy on Monday in the Reserves.” #mulive
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Niall
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We’re 3 seasons into Ten Hag’s reign and this is where we’re at?? The standard of football we’re seeing every other week is so poor. There are absolutely no excuses left for him. It’s shite.
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Niall
3 years
We’ve the worst set of midfielders in the league by a long way. Bang average.
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Niall
4 years
Imagine the absolute shame for fans of two of England’s biggest clubs when your biggest legends had to join your fiercest rivals to win the league title 😅🤗
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Niall
7 months
MacAllister on a yellow card too. But they’ll tell you there’s an agenda against them.
@willjoy13
Will Joy
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Amazing how this ended up as a free kick to Liverpool yesterday btw.
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Niall
2 years
Garnacho - Elanga - Pellistri vs Reading.
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Niall
2 years
@Carra23 @GNev2 Glad you won, saved some poor child getting a gob full from you again.
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Niall
2 years
HAHAHAHAHAHA he didn’t get in with his ticket 😂😂😂
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Niall
3 years
People are complaining a 3 in a row champions league winning manager might take over from Ole. This fan base is nuts 😂
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Niall
1 year
Mount one of our best players tonight. Yet I’ve seen tweets saying he offers nothing, what are people watching 😂😂
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Niall
2 years
When you see it… you won’t be surprised. Hint, it’s not her 👀😂
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Niall
2 years
It’s cunts like this that need to be locked in a room with a few lads and thought a lesson. Absolute scum of the highest order.
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Niall
1 year
We can only hope if Ratcliffe gets in he’ll get proper people running the football side of the club. Dross like Dalot getting a new 5yr deal… dross like Martial still at the club when he should have been gone 3yrs ago… spending £80m on shite like Antony. Has to change.
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Niall
6 months
Any United fan that prefers city winning the title over Arsenal is off their fucking head 😂
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Niall
5 years
@gavreilly @NiamhDermody Hopefully the first one they meet and use it against us @gemmaod1
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Niall
1 year
Just because you didn’t want Qatar doesn’t mean you’re a Ratcliffe fan. You can still question the route Ratcliffe is taking to try to eventually buy the club. But at least wait and see what his actual plan is before nailing him to a coffin with the death of the club 🙄🤷🏻‍♂️
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Niall
1 year
On the go since 3am… an a 2hr drive home yet. Absolutely wrecked but it’s worth every bit to watch the reds. #UTFR
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@Niall_UTD
Niall
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Learning how to give CPR is one of the best things I’ve ever learned. Thankfully I’ve never had to put it to practice and I hope it stays that way. But if you’ve got some spare time on your hands go and book yourself a course, it’s well worth it.
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Niall
2 years
The Weghorst deal is down to the Glazers having drained the club and not wanting to free up money with a sale in the pipeline. Ten Hag sees him as a good addition for 6 months to bolster his attack and knows the player and what he can offer. Chill out.
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Niall
2 years
@chrismelling1 is absolutely ridiculous… wow 🤩
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Niall
2 years
@ToonPolls Alright “ToonPolls”
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