Ngwenya Nhlanhla @NgwenyaNhla Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

2 years

I love South Africa, ALL her people & it is my fervent wish that we make SA a workable scenario, for every citizen. In my corner, I am hard at work with initiatives towards that goal.

12

22

140

Last Seen Profiles

@jandakembangstw

@arlindoftw

@Ligeirinhoftw

@stw_pdg

@RileyRussellUK

@weecraigy85

@LopesAlaan

@bernaylgn

@jandakembangstw

@stw_pdg

@mr_cocacola

@Jimmyholocausto

@KellySchuler

@PeprahSinbad5

@amusiclov

@thavlu

@fbcwoodstock

@tapwaterisgay

@PhoneZoneKe

@lilyslilmozzie

@IMOliverCollett

@SunshineHoldz

@TAlkabili

@MoniqueEngelb10

@wonderwomilla

@avatar_dao

@foolishupdates_

@THATISWHTGETSME

@Lutfu_A

@ThePoliticalHQ

@SkylerSchrempp

@Thmnichi_x

@msgracefh

@rivulet_25

@BNdrAl796910

@bf_srw

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

7 months

It has achieved its purpose, the price on the shelf had been hiked & won’t ever go back to normal

Eugene Khoza

@eugenekhoza

7 months

What happened to the "egg shortage"?

79

38

151

104

4K

12K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

"Wow, Nshlanshla came alive at the party, he hardly ever has two words to say"

King👑

@Steez0147

2 years

Basement year end function was lit...Aachiiiii🔥💃💃💃

136

521

4K

249

2K

8K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

The EFF is like your cousin who dropped out of varsity, is unemployed, but the only one who can disagree with your rich uncle from Sandton. You like him for bringing balance, but you would never let him lead the family.

205

2K

7K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

6 months

It’s 18 years since my siblings passed, today my brothers friends visited my mom, she is so happy. What kind of man must you be, that 18 years after you have left, your friends still visit your mom?

34

300

4K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

18 days

This is one of my favourite stories, brands chasing him, his feet firmly on the ground to build that house. Maximum respect

Sabelo the kreator

@sabelothekreato

18 days

#sundayvlog

65

354

4K

13

215

4K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

Our helper is back, I think she is telling us we have messed up her house, moving everything & sweeping under, returning everything to where she thinks it should be. I am so scared, I might just get kicked out!

123

420

4K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

I cooked for the guy I just had a meeting with & I, so I offered, he politely declined, “my wife cooks lunch for me now that we work from home”. I love it! Her love language. His respect for her. I love these Black Guys who are just delivering

21

405

4K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

I had 3 goals this year & I did not complete any of them & I am not mad, instead I am humbled. No matter how hard working & smart you are, some things just take time. So, be gentle with yourselves beloved, know that whatever was not accomplished this year, there is next year.

24

967

3K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

Please stop calling being late African time, it irritates me

128

745

3K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

Why is it that you “buy” at all other shops, but with Blacks you “support”?

58

879

3K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

Now You Father, finish this work You have started, I commend him to You that You might do a perfect thing as only You can. Bless him walking in & walking out, cause him to multiply. Let him change the entire family, because You can. Amen.

University of KZN

@UKZN

2 years

You have seen the picture now know the story behind it 23-year-old Dumisani Ngobese could not hold back tears after he was conferred with a Bachelor of Arts degree at a ceremony held at the UKZN’s Westville Campus on Friday. (1/7) #UKZNGrad2022

213

3K

20K

75

298

3K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

Uber has becoming untenable for me, yesterday my trip moved from 3 to 15 minutes waiting time, then it went “no cars available”. @Uber please could consider removing the ability for drivers to see the value of the trip? This is really not working for us customers.

179

570

3K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

Do not get married, unless your love includes generosity. If you count things & call them “Mine”, jola nje & relax. If you are generous, then even the prenuptial agreement is to protect your partner, not to keep them out of your success. It is to protect them from your risks

Mary-Jane 🎀

@Mphahleleesq

2 years

It literally costs at most, less than R5000 to register an antenuptial contract. Marriage in community of property should never be the hill you’re willing to die on.

37

399

1K

50

911

3K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

It’s this cold!

167

1K

3K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

Children are expensive generally, but in January, they just plain show off!

38

470

2K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 months

The worst vote for any Black Person: 1. DA 2. ActionSA 3. BOSA 4. Arise Mzansi Just forget these & choose from a slew minority & majority interest parties.

523

663

2K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

Why is it that when you guys borrow money, it must be appreciated that it’s an emergency, so no planning required on the part of the lender. But when you must return it, the lender must wait for you to plan & be in the healthiest financial state? Do you not see selfishness?

22

647

2K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

Normalise thanking your friends for every gesture, small & big. Thank people & let them know they brightened your day.

3

406

1K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

@Bee_Loco @A_Dot85 This is the best thing I have read about that house

1

33

1K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

My heart

7

9

1K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

6 months

My 16 year old has her 1st client in her nail business Me: did you check if we have juice? Her: yes we have dad Me: ok, must I go buy muffins or croissants? Her: No, we can’t over invest, then we won’t make any money. I think we headed in the right direction.

24

52

1K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

11 months

Just begged Uber driver to change the insufferable Bongani Bingwa, how do you guys start your day with this guy's drama?

154

188

1K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

5 years

Ladies who work in retail or their friends & family please pass on message, we are dads to girls, we buy sanitary pads & stuff, please, we not looking to discuss it at the till, just swipe it past like you did the cooking Oil.

23

337

1K

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

I am always amazed by how God conspires to help, I met a bright guy in a taxi, he told me a story & I helped. The funny part is had not been in a taxi in years, it just so happened that on the day I decided to attend the 2nd service & let the kids take the car. God will find you.

14

91

973

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

I was sitting at Marble & Loadshedding happened, so I shouted “Viva Andre de Ruyter” White people got upset, I don’t understand?

54

207

941

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

I love this so much!

9

211

947

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

1 year

Telling "Middle Class" people not to buy property because of "high interest rates" must be the most irresponsible thing. Middle & lower income must as soon as they qualify, because if you track over the last 50 years, property does not get cheaper.

68

231

895

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

“Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it”

2

219

891

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

I have a 4 year old Dinosaur expert in the house & I know nothing about them! “Dad, let’s run a ntazingasaurus is chasing us” ok, I am jumping into the pool! “No dad, it is Amphibious”. Cela siyeke tu, ngikhathele my son.

31

141

800

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

5 years

People sat gossiping about a person I know yesterday at Marble, they sounded close to said person, me I called, told her, then took a pic so she knows exactly which demon goes around gossiping about her.

46

136

791

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

Gents, forget everything said by ladies posturing on Twitter about money & relationship codes. Get yourself the girl you like, find out what she likes, loves & wants. Do that. End.

13

187

763

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

27 days

The ANC position on Palestine was not to attract votes, it was a glorious moment where ANC was true to itself. That those who say they stand with Palestine, then went on to vote DA, that is for themselves to contend with, if they are capable of some introspection.

122

238

743

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

@TshepoTsala You must get married, you can’t be happy all your life

60

690

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

1 year

This morning I was thinking about how I used to go sleep over at my various bosses homes when we had to catch early flights or be at StatsSA in Pretoria, early morning. I lived in Soweto, no license no car, but they saw something in me & I put in the work. I am grateful

1

14

668

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

Shout out to Matric 2020, you can safely write on your CV’s “I work well under pressure”. Siyabonga!

2

89

658

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

@pc_man That’s your own racist trope to carry, it’s beneath my intellect

25

23

644

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

6 years

My son has opened an eco-friendly car wash at Joburg Zoo, whilst you go see animals, give the young man & his crew some work. Thank You.

7

325

594

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

Affirmative Action does not mean you won’t get a job on merit. It means that someone who over looks you & picks a race different from yours all the time, must account as to why their company’s demographic’s don’t match those of the country. Don’t be shamed over nonsense.

9

258

588

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 months

Shell is selling in Singapore, honestly, the ANC has failed.

88

194

586

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

5 years

A sister got stuck, petrol, I went & helped, drove her to the garage, helped to get the car start again, this whole time I dared not introduce myself or seem over familiar. I had to be extra open, extra small & 0% threatening the entire time. I hope it gets better with us soon.

20

150

568

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

7 months

Guys, if you wear glasses & break them like I do, these guys are called EyeWay, find them on IG, they are the truth!

23

149

567

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

@tembisa_J It is very rare for equals in monetary terms, to find each other, you must find the thing that the other person brings, that you don’t have. You bring the Pap & I bring the Meat & we have a meal. & I must never remind you that Meat costs more

16

131

559

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 months

I see Sakhumzi Restaurant has opened at Zoo Lake, where Moyo used to be. I really like the location & wish them well. Do go beloved.

26

96

560

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

Our friends in Marketing, especially Financial Services, these pre-recorded messages that shout your product at us are not working, please, abort.

20

164

484

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

6 years

Finally took the time to go see this, lovely idea, good execution. It’s quite emotive.

4

48

464

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

This Malume has just successfully concluded Lobola Negotiations, it’s a good day. Also, Happy Birthday to me!

33

8

473

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

Beloved, start new things, go in to industries you did not train for, but there is a hard proviso, when you come in, your fresh perspective is not enough, work very hard to know the game, out work/think everyone. Good Luck!

6

112

408

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

Dear @WOOLWORTHS_SA The big plastic salt/pepper grinders,they near impossible to open & refill. The other day I took one to the shop, thinking they could teach me, no one got it right. Please make them screw on just like the small glass ones, please. Too much plastic waste.

32

76

395

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

Twitter in SA is creating a class of false, peace time revolutionaries. A bunch that has no care for facts or history, only an insatiable appetite to write themselves into history.

13

120

388

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

That Alphi, how is it possible that one guy can be that funny? What a joy he is 😂😂😂😂

18

40

390

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

Done!

10

6

382

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

A fave …

3

120

371

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

Yesterday a beautiful lady made her move on me, I was so excited, thinking it’s my being Tall, Dark & Handsome. So we spoke, turns out over 5 years ago, I was nice to her at some restaurant & it made a mark. But between you & I, I am sticking to Tall, Dark & Handsome. 🤣🤣

19

11

365

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

Beginning. End.

9

6

367

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

22 days

Done

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

22 days

Children, worse than women.

35

15

203

33

14

350

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

As you praise Adele’s PR Machine, remember: 1. Respect PR & put back budgets 2. Not every person who worked at some Media House is a proper PR person 3. PR is not an Event, Social Media or Interviews. It is a considered strategy, to meet key consumers in multiple segments

8

133

347

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

Trifle Wars Loading, ni ready?

22

17

344

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

6 months

Stop trying to remove the ANC from what is happening today at The Hague. Be honest.

33

100

343

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

How is Sunday Lunch coming along Beloved?

20

10

331

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

7 Gaslighting Phrases Malignant Narcissists, Sociopaths and Psychopaths Use To Silence You, Translated 1. You’re crazy/you have mental health issues/you need help. 2. You’re just insecure and jealous 3. You’re too sensitive/you’re overreacting

10

213

330

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

7 months

I am glad that SAA being stolen is getting some attention, may it be such a big story that it threatens ANC prospects in the upcoming elections. We can’t have such brazen corruption allowed, the dots must connect.

11

185

305

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

11 days

Fathers, let’s love that boy child, deliberately cultivate the soft in them.

1

11

312

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

I tried guys

21

2

296

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

This “My ancestors wildest dream”, I dislike it. You will find that the grace you have, is a slight portion of what was given to your grandparents & it flowed to you. Your Gogo, the one who never went to school, was way smarter than all your colleagues with their MBA’s

26

48

290

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

21 days

It’s my Mama’s Birthday, Bless her.

28

3

295

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

Done!

8

5

279

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

To Entrepreneurs, a lie that success, money tells you is that you will always be making more, it’s not true, lean times come, losses come, when the Sun is shining, kill all debt & build your house on solid ground, never sand, it shifts

5

67

270

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

1 year

Done

16

5

276

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

5 months

I have been looking for a few things, images & stories of SA, pre 94, they are no longer there. It seems SA starts ‘94 on internet search engines I think someone is naughty & busy whitewashing SA History on the internet, soon Apartheid will be extremely obscure.

29

185

268

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

6 years

My mom is 70 today. Bless the Lord.

3

9

256

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

@GwenNgwenya @Neli_Ngqulana Unamanga, you just find discomfort in your being Black

12

17

236

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 months

My child, No.5, was meant to job shadow a luminary, well, it has turned into an interview, live on radio & she is interviewing. She opened with Gregory Porter, soon as I heard it, I I knew it was a shout out to me. She called it “music that my siblings & I grew up to”. I’m done

17

9

266

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

6 years

Talking about making strangers happy, this one time at Paranga I saw these young girls who were a bit nervous & were clearly exploring from Kasi. Asked a waiter to tell them they won a competition, they were customers number 1 million & their lunch would be on the house.

14

39

247

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

1 year

Andre de Ruyter when got the CEO job, promised to fix the problem in 18 months, he failed for 3 years & then he tells us the problem is ANC people call each other Comrade, how did that prevent him from doing his job?

18

79

242

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

@tumeloditle @Nkanyiso_ngqulu @Uber Two things: 1. It is that deep, if you leave your house, taken to some place by the App, it’s very deep when you standing outside at 23:30 & no one picks up your trip. 2. The Business is entirely built for the customer, so that the business can take money from the customer.

9

10

239

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 months

I dream of a renewed Joburg CBD, Hillbrow, Berea, Yeoville. Because my, these areas are so beautiful. Imagine Small Street as a High Street/Diamond Mile with chic cafe’s?

30

53

241

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

@FabAcademic Love how you have brought yourself to this job, not trying for any of the snobbery, you are kind, loving, I am here for it!

2

1

240

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

AboMalume benu, the ones aba hlala eSandton, many of them have built their success by being proponents of such. They don’t believe that Blacks can & must own enterprise. To them, Black in Business = Corruption. They are very expensive for the Black collective.

Khaya Sithole

@CoruscaKhaya

2 years

‘To save Eskom, empowerment must go’ via @TimesLIVE

99

47

219

10

111

228

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

6 months

I was given permission, just for today, to post her.

4

5

231

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

I have a habit of telling my friends I love them, grown men expressing emotion, that’s how we roll

6

12

225

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

23 days

This EFF that gave their vote to DA, asking nothing in return, but the satisfaction of ousting the ANC. That EFF, now today says ANC can’t talk to DA, for reasons of Black Unity & you guys buy that? MK, IFP & others, may approach ANC for Black Unity, not EFF. State true reason

47

94

226

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

@MorolongZA I imagine this is what tending to your own garden looks like.

1

16

219

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

I want a Xhosa side chick, all I will do with her is ukuteketisa qha! As she walks towards me in a room full of people ndithi “Nansi into yami makwerini! U phopho. U roro! Ma Ro! Lololo!” 🤣🤣

41

26

218

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

5 years

Koko sounds more credible than Gordhan & Mabuza put together. If he is talking nonsense, let an Engineer debunk his assertions.

17

114

204

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

1 year

🎶Yesu wena unguMhlobo UMhlobo womphefumlo Ndiza kuwe undincede Uncede le ntliziyo Themba limbi, andinalo Endingabamba lona Nqaba yimbi, andinalo Endingangena kulo Nqaba yimbi, andinalo Endingangena kulo Endingangena kulo🎶🎶

4

54

209

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

@Neliswa_Nelli How will they live after answering yes? Uyabagila kodwa

1

0

215

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

1 year

Done, enjoy Sunday Lunch & remember, avoid people who always have snide remarks whenever you have the misfortune of them on your TL. Remember, baya gowa in real life.

26

6

209

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

Done, did ok for time!

6

3

210

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

I pray peace upon all of us. I pray that anxiety does not get the better of us. I pray that as we scale our lives way down, staying at home, we might make the experience an enriching one, not one to endure. I pray for great mental wellness, for parents & kids. Amen

6

37

210

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

To have a shot at being happy with a partner, be happy with yourself, forgive yourself, do the work. The more you have issues with yourself, the harsher you judge others. Give yourself a real shot, deal with you.

3

72

207

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

10 months

Life will take you through very hard, painful periods, please, do the following: 1. Recognize those who help you 2. Thank them, pray for them, bless them. 3. Never forget them It's tempting to play hero & victim, the "I" syndrome, resist, don't lie & say you were alone.

5

63

204

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

I am starting early today because of the Ox Tongue I tell myself, but in truth, it is the anxiety of of this fillet & its accompaniments. You see, I am going to attempt to cook a meal that the love of my friends life used to cook, a tall order

11

15

199

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

22 days

Children, worse than women.

35

15

203

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

I have started, you?

20

4

194

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

@SbuMpungose No man!!! Eish, condolences to your family, she gave us a beautiful illustration of 1. It’s never too late to free your talents. 2. Live up to the very last minute of your life, do not go gently, rage! May her soul rest in peace

0

5

197

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

4 years

Sometimes they hate you because when they were most vulnerable, you were there, stood by them & helped, so because they want to erase that memory, they can’t hold the duality of weakness & power living in them,then they must erase you, along with the memory of when they were weak

18

51

198

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

3 years

I must say, thanks to the Pandemic, we are spared of tacky campaigning in the ANC, no convoys of fancy cars & bikes driving through squalor. No club after parties where tables are sold for thousands.This election has room only for key messages & action the voters yearn for.I like

11

50

197

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

5 years

One of the best things you can do with money & influence is to step in when people are at critical points in their lives. A “here is something for the next 6 months, don’t give up yet” or “Your skills are here, leave that for now, come work with me on this”. Make a difference

1

97

196

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

2 years

“Customers think it is all about them”. Tell me you know nothing about business, without telling me. Also, say it with your chest. Shocking.

7

10

194

Ngwenya Nhlanhla

@NgwenyaNhla

6 years

A question was asked: What are you grateful for in 2018, tough question on an extremely challenging year. Days later, I found my answer. I am grateful for my unending stream of gratitude deep inside me, on the worst of days I would thank God for life, the first & greatest gift.

2

39

196