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@Ngwanaa_Sesi

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I’m a new, less toxic and very proud man. I suffer from Basorexia and it’s untreatable. I’m a fast learner and catch at first glance. #CheeseCorner .

Joined February 2013
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10 months
@MbazimaThomason Stops acting clever here, we know that there’s events where people posed as police highjack civilians. So even though the driver is displaying something new, one can’t really blame him completely
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1 year
@destinyzee Umjita had a rocker of a comeback 😂😂. His last line has won him awards
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10 months
@MDNnewss Unfortunately so
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1 year
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1 year
@ghostdog_m @destinyzee Just imagine being tossed around like a braai pack yaseShoprite Checkers
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11 months
@innocenttt_k It was at this moment that she nearly met her creator 😂😂😂😂😂
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10 months
@LeratoN_ The chest pains people who are suffering from saltism are experiencing is so sad and heartbreaking shame 🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
@pmcafrica They’re obviously trying to overcome the fire
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10 months
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas (which is celebrated on the 24th in Sweden) and an international Christmas Eve to you all ☺️. I hope you find peace and comfort during this season ❤️
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1 year
@bossfaroo @AdvoBarryRoux The results of the 16th December will be a lesson worth learning
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7 months
I’m having cozy and chilled Sunday down the slopes ⛷️ 🎿🥰. I’m in love 💦☺️
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1 year
@_LeratoMabuza Let’s not rattle each other’s feathers
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10 months
That’s how a cold start of a diesel engines sounds like 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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10 months
He didn't cough, he roared 😭😭😭
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1 year
@fightzone911 Feminism and gender equality means: what you dish out = what you get served. Fair and square
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11 months
@NgwanaMopedi1 There’s bodywork and there’s raising Pharaoh from the grave. That car is a coffin on wheels
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1 year
@Shonny_SA @fanele065 @Ori_RSA That’s above his pay grade. Unfortunately
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6 months
Mixing me some Swedish meatballs as I’m grinned, roasted and as I listen to double standards in PhD & people reveal their inner thoughts 🤧😉
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8 months
…yesterday both my phone and I wrestled the African sun and it’s rays. Today as I prepare to go to work, I’ll be riding down these Scandinavian mountains of snow. The beauty of travelling 🥰🥰😂
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1 year
#umjolowithazola @mlota_azola please assist us in inviting this legend to the space to hold a conference, he’s got serious bars 🥹😂
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1 year
@TheRealest201 That’s when you know that you know. Crème de la crème
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@Ngwanaa_Sesi
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5 months
The struggle is for the struggling souls 🥰🥰🤗🥳🍻 #CheeseCorner #HappyFriday
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11 months
@pmcafrica Why would someone pay R3,9m for a house that has no extraction fan… 😳😔
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7 months
Saturday mornings are a wonderful thing 🥰🥰
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@Ngwanaa_Sesi
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9 months
-19’C and sunny defines the ultimate European experience 🥰😭😭
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SamB
8 months
No dear, Gin and Tonic time. Thank you @Ghostnoreturn for the guidance ☺️
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8 months
It's wine o'clock 😉
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8 months
Humble beginnings 🥰. This is beautiful
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Peché Africa 🇿🇦
8 months
This makeover 😲🙏🏻
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7 months
It feels like it was a thousand years ago since our lips met, our hands touched and tastebuds had an explosive engagement. How I miss you so dearly my gorgeous South African Cuisine. My soul yearns for you 🥰🥰🥹
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SamB
1 year
@SandileKaMsibi @AdvoBarryRoux Trying to renovate but the builder is actually an accountant 🤯😟
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7 months
@Naletsana_Sta Pheha was never going to come out of this alive. It’s seems like he was a victim even before he opened his mic
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1 year
@goolammv No one in the current government is goin to I fix South Africa. Not in its current state anyway
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11 months
@Usis_Judy Life is about standards. To survive, you have to know your place in society
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11 months
@ORAYNWINTER @_Hlubi_Elihle genuine love is individual and complex. What’s viewed or experienced as genuine love by one person doesn’t warrant that to be a measuring scale to be used for everyone.
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11 months
Play park all year long 🥰
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8 months
Come one, come all. This is a life changing event
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9 months
Adrenaline will make you dance with the devil himself and walk away unscathed. 🤣🤣🤣😳😳
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I wanna be this brave when I grow up
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8 months
Well I’m humbled 🫣
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1 year
@mlota_azola This is where it went to the gutters, with no return.
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7 months
@BA_Mongana @Mr_Motla trying to greet the space 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
@TSFights2 The cameraman attended the morning briefing, he understood his assignment well
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1 year
@AdvoBarryRoux Top tier churches. The richer the preacher, the deeper the scam. (Logic tells me, God can’t bless an individual and leave out the rest)
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7 months
…sometimes you’ve got to just respect yourself and go home
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7 months
Your thoughts 💭?
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1 year
@debbie_Gabbie @Jaynaija They’re searching for the black Diamond 💎
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8 months
My gorgeous queen! The hill I’m willing to rest my longing body on 🥰🥰😘. For you I’m as single as a single malt whiskey
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SamB
2 years
@Freshe62796650 @AdvoBarryRoux In some African countries they call it bushmeat whereas we in SA we call it uMleqwa (hardbody chicken).
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6 months
@Pantie_dropa @molibeli_hlony @ORAYNWINTER @Mdevaa77 @BA_Mongana @Nce_Again @MokoenaKK @PrinceM70209631 That’s after the Wednesday committee meeting regarding the company reshuffle 🤣🤣🤭
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SamB
8 months
@K1ngMalachi We owe our parents nothing, it’s just that we as the black nation generally speaking we wish to see certain luxuries afforded to our parents. Most of us grew up with a limited to none existent financial muscle, yet our parents made sure that we reach the goal/s.
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7 months
@HoneyToolz @MalobisiLL @Mdevaa77 @Ma_Lewatle @Just_MaNyathi @BA_Mongana That was first thought and it felt doable watseba. Aus’Malo ka leather to leather ka perm 🥰🥰🤭
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1 year
@mayiselk @Julius_S_Malema That barcode slaughtered and sacrificed one cow 😂😂😭😭😭
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1 year
@ElonMuskRSA @Julius_S_Malema The meeting will either break you or build you
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8 months
@Mdevaa77 @Pantie_dropa @Just_MaNyathi @MalobisiLL @MokoenaKK @BA_Mongana @HoneyToolz @titus_leech @NgoanaPapa @ORAYNWINTER @Ma_Lewatle @AfricanPatriot6 @BunnieBoity @Nce_Again I feared for my life if I was going to draw the same conclusion….mara heh lenna ke a dumela hore ke Nche le MaNyathi ka Valentines 🤣🤣🤣
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SamB
2 years
@destinyzee I’d like to love and leave you good people. 😘😘😘
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9 months
It’s so slippery, the risk factor is that of a person attempting raw sex
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10 months
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11 months
@Mz_Carter__ As for “I will tear you up” 😂😂
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1 year
@HSHRAW @RefilweSeboko askies for your experiences 💐
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8 months
@MalobisiLL I like how we live successful and colorful lives on Twitter
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9 months
Today i promise to maintain the same standards as our forefathers 🥰🥰😋
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6 months
@Usis_Judy @flyngmisu is my warrior!!!!
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1 year
@drzondi21 Let’s drink water and prepare for the second round
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10 months
Enough is Enough!!
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10 months
This year let’s not just have ideas, let’s bring them to life 😃
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10 months
@ngezezo Double standards are indeed the order of business here. Let’s remember that and just keep it moving. There are literally no victims here…
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7 months
@MalobisiLL @HoneyToolz @Ke_fetile The way she addresses me, e kare botle bo teng moo
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10 months
@MeJuMo @flyngmisu your biggest mistake was prolonging your airtime on the space. Had you dropped you would’ve been placed in a corner 🤣🤣🤣
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6 months
@pmcafrica Boeing 747 was about to land
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1 year
@MDNnewss @pmcafrica Ok’salayo she’ll still lock the doors and double check that the car doors are locked.
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1 year
@HSHRAW Apparently being an administrator is something to be embarrassed about….apparently
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1 year
@Oaratwa_M To all subscribers:
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7 months
@MokoenaKK @MalobisiLL I’m confused, is @AfricanPatriot6 trying to seduce @MokoenaKK with that language?
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11 months
This is fortunately the rock I find myself on today as I find comfort in waiting for spring 😭😅
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6 months
We can see a PR stunt from 20000 km away. Unfortunately she’ll never regain the followers she lost. And maybe…..maybe her bookings will experience a form of decline. The internet doesn’t forget #JellyBabie
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1 year
@Mjuda71 @Kopo_K @_Bongani_Eddie @coelho_kgaladi You don’t need to go that far, visit some West African countries. You will find certain answers. (A Ghanaian friend hooked me up with videos of him etc etc)
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8 months
@Pantie_dropa @Just_MaNyathi @ORAYNWINTER @MalobisiLL The delicious taste of good food with a hint of dipikiri and wood glue 🥰🥰🤣
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1 year
@HSHRAW The messiah has raised his hands, finally our redemption has arrived
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8 months
@BA_Mongana @HoneyToolz @Mdevaa77 I literally had to put my phone in freezer because of the heat 😂😭😭😅
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8 months
@Naletsana_Sta @MilaTeamte3855 this comrade doesn’t understand that interjecting causes the submission to delay. Just keep it tight so that @Mwalusakaa can land
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1 year
@mlota_azola He should learn that life doesn’t owe you shit. Even though he invested in the ex, that doesn’t give the Patent and Ownership Rights to the ex. Any relationship is like a business, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose irrespective of the amount or time you invested
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9 months
@ORAYNWINTER @HoneyToolz and @BA_Mongana who is who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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8 months
@Mnyamande28 Sexual Healing- Marvin Gaye
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6 months
@O_so_Eme @javaman @Mdevaa77 your type of literature, mmeke
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7 months
The problem with woke parents is that they think they have full control over their kids. I know of kids who used to change immediately after entering school premises to something shorter. Kids of thoroughbreds and guerrilla strict parents, so relax boza.
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McKenzie
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ADULTS DISCUSSION... Would you allow your child to dress like this for Skolo? 🤔
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1 year
@mlota_azola Nigeria is not in Africa, South Africa is a continent 😂😂😂
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SamB
8 months
This is the truth, nothing else but the truth. 😌
@mindfulmaven_
Mindful Maven
8 months
6 Rules you need to Win in Life: - Thread -
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