Lets all come together and help those fighting an uphill battle! I lost my father to melanoma in 2011 I wanted to take his place I was mad at God, but through the kind words and generosity of others, I was pulled out of the darkness and into the light Please anything helps🙏🏻
"I was never banned from Twitch!" Why did you leave? "Well, they ban... um." Dude is flip-flopping in the same breath on a regular basis these days How embarrassing🤦🏻♂️
"I'm getting older; I won't be able to play video games anymore because of my carpal tunnel. Would Lego's be a viable option?" NO Phil, try doing Lego's with carpal tunnel or arthritis. Wake up, dood!🤦🏻♂️
@Smug9991
but isn't that in a way the whole point it's a video game it's meant to escape reality into this fantasy world etc. etc. it's all about having fun
"I wanna Play on Xbox because I like the controller but..... The PlayStation will have more players!" So what Phil?! All you Care about is the number of $'s it brings in NOT how much FUN you're having!
Phil still can't balance a load of laundry at 42!🤦🏻♂️BTW the same washer and dryer since he moved in! Phil says, "Chat doesn't know how to do laundry either."
@SpeegSpuggly
but in the same breath "this isn't what doom is supposed to be he's a space marine who kills Demons" same in this one except it has a medieval theme it's still doom you're not a authority on Games just because youve been locked in a room beggin and playing games for 16yrs
of course Phil would use a Swiss Army knife to work on his $300 arcade stick "if this arcade stick breaks I can't play street fighter" what's wrong with your gamepads/controllers Phil!? 🤦🏼
Isn't this The guy who disguised himself as a charity and embezzled over half a million from people? Here he is at Disney Land Paris, dressed like the Grimace, enjoying is spoils!🤷🏻♂️
"I can't talk on Helldivers 2 I don't own a mic!" He owns a PS5 and "hasn't had a mic this entire console generation." Phil Look at the controller, dood! 🤦🏻♂️I swear, Phil, you embarrass gamers everywhere with how stupid you are on an almost daily basis!🤣😂
"You mean the Nintendo Switch? There's not enough games on the Switch to really sustain it for it to be constantly used!" Wow Phil man, you are ignorant. We all know you are still Butthurt after trying to outrun Lightning in Zelda TOTK🤦🏻♂️
MAGFest 2012 had "100s of people waiting to get in; in fact, the back two rows were standing room only." Phil and his delusions of "grandoor" 🤣 Whatever makes you feel better while you blow through you and muh moms retirement money on hogan pulls in WWE Champions.🤦🏻♂️
"I'm tired today. I lost an hour of sleep! I should've read the message from the HOA." 🤦🏻♂️Phil, no HOA, sends a letter only the day before! They probably gave you at least 2wks notice and a time frame! Quit exaggerating typical gated community maintenance, not like you'd fix it🤦🏻♂️
Phil's been out of the game so long he doesn't even realize when he's flirting with a man and is so uncomfortable that he MUST throw away the duck that was given to him in game, like the virtual duck might give him aids or turn him gay IRL 🤦🏻♂️
"She looks like she's 12! Ack, ACK, ACK, why does she look so young!?" A 12-year-old S.T.A.R.S. Operative?! The one time Phil isn't made uncomfortable by an animated woman and is obsessed with how young she looks and why that is!🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
Renton, WA Then $265,000; Now $529,500
Bridgeport, CT Then $70,350, Now $217,600
You messed up Phil could've been a landlord on your "summer" home! Real estate is a great investment, not sweaty jpegs🤷🏻♂️
"If your a fan of D&D you'll love this game I never heard about D&D until last years Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves!?" You're a child of the 80s dood! This is embarrassing🤦🏻♂️
"Styrofoam is illegal in Washington State! like "it's really that bad for the environment," and muh-wife ate a pancake bigger than the size of her head." (Yeah, because u really care about her health, Phil oh no! no more Styrofoam trips to the dump Whatever will u talk about now?
He lives alone.? He's got a nice house for someone who lives alone who's the present for he lives alone? Why is he wearing headphones when he lives alone.? oh god he's got a terrible tattoo but he lives alone! PHIL STFU!
He got up and unplugged the ethernet cable while getting beat by a better player in Demon Souls! I can't believe he doesn't know how to go offline without physically unplugging the cable, even today! 🤦🏻♂️😂
Makes $100k a year won't buy a new chair or use a measuring tape/adjust the heights of office and gaming chairs won't take 20 minutes to setup and test audio! "this chair is $300; I'm not buying another one! ack ack ack."🤦🏻♂️Phil this is just sad You have NO DRIVE for what you do!
"PC equipment used to come with games; I don't know why."🤷🏻♂️ this shows how closed off you are Phil that you don't even see ads since you never Update anything; otherwise, you'd see they still do dood 🤦🏻♂️
Anytime Phil is asked if he made the right decision about moving to Seattle, two things always come up Taxes and Weather! What does weather matter? Phil, you NEVER leave the house!🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😂🤣
Phil, are you talking about the Dutch Bros? Are we regretting anything? You had an opportunity to apologize; even if you "were" making light of things, you went overboard instead. (Sadly, the old video of him laughing about it disappeared.) 💸 I'm broke; what can I do?🤦🏻♂️
How the hell are you using the "Cold Turkey" reference when starting something?🤦🏻♂️ It meant to be used when STOPPING something dumbass Oh, wait, you never officially quit drinking so maybe you wouldn't know😂
Phil finds it surprising that Astarion, who is a Neutral Evil vampire, likes it when you do bad things! 🤦🏻♂️No Sh*t Phil he'd be a great party member for a chaotic evil playthrough, but you have no idea what I'm saying and 100% wont do another run of BG3 🤦🏻♂️
Conversational mandarin is needed to talk to Jackie Chan, and ralph macho should've known conversational mandarin!? Mr. Miyagi was a Japanese Phil! WTF is wrong with him?
"I haven't played a fighting game offline in over a decade and I'm able to "hang," making the assumption that EVERYONE your fight stays home all day practicing with friends offline just shows how delusional you are, Phil Master Level is achieved through Time, Not Skill! Per: YOU!
"My wrist is messed up." Speed Up Phil I've been doing freelance contractor/IT work for 20 years and I use a drill every day. I'm more susceptible to issues down the road than you are and I'm fine! Quit fabricating issues about your failing body and accept that you are just slow!
"they USED to say that I was a LOLCOW, and I would take the bait all the time and would constantly be bringing it up. Here's what they said about me, and I'd call them out! I don't do that anymore I don't care." (DSP, November 2023)🤣🤦🏻♂️