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I haven't been to many countries but I hardly ever dribble when I play basketball. So I guess you could say I travel a lot...

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@KrakenBP @espn It makes sense if you've read Lord of the Rings though. I'd start with the Empire Strikes Back
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@CNN Which makes you think, how could this happen in a society that is systemically racist?
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@Kluuz @ClayTravis @JoeBiden That wasn't how the vaccines were initially sold to the public. But instead of saying the vaccines don't appear to be as effective as initially thought, folks are now attempting to gaslight the country and make it seem like we're crazy for remembering things.
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@SI_Swimsuit @_yumi_nu Beyond trying to generate social media buzz, I'm curious what the marketing insight is behind this decision. Is the swimsuit issue still trying to attract male subscribers? If not, who is this trying to appeal to?
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@WomenPostingLs Looks like an expense problem as opposed to a revenue problem
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@NFL The league may not be aware of this, but they actually aren't required to weigh-in on every non-football social issue
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@AdamSchefter "He guys, thanks for checking out this NFL football game on YouTube. Before kickoff, go ahead and hit that like and subscribe button"
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@MeghanMcCain I've seen a lot of posts like this calling out pro-Putin conservatives. I have not yet seen a pro-Putin post by a conservative and I follow a lot of conservatives
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@TheLaurenChen Not to go off the reservation but the rule of thumb is that picnics and lynchings are interchangeable terms
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@wilbodavis @Dan_From_Reddit @Arintheia @vanschneider Your critique of capitalism is privatizing the benefits but socializing the costs. It doesn't work that way as by definition, capitalism does help people
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@BTravel89 @LivingstonNano @RebeccaforWA Ummm how many times has Godzilla attacked Boise?
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@Steve_Sailer The middle of the Venn Diagram is small but those who fall in it take great pleasure in announcing their existence
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@AdamSchefter It's weird to me to see the career trajectory of certain QBs. Dalton was considered an above average starter for many years and now has a long tenure as a top backup. You would think he would get another permanent starting job but for some reason he's considered a backup only now
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@rohitsharmato @nytimes @Meta Even if all those things are true (and to be clear- none of them are), it's interesting that your belief is that those justify deplatforming someone. Especially given the nebulous definitions like "election denier" and "colluding with Russia"
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@barstoolsports Have we taken a moment to think critically about this and consider that Rocky is actually a Chiefs fan and put the jersey on himself?
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@AnneCW @DavidAFrench Have you? Adults projecting there own anxieties on to teens is not the same as teens expressing anxieties themselves. While there are undoubtedly teenagers who parrot progressive talking points, I question how representitive they are of their overall group.
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@TomeiTyler @MattBarrie The irony is that the more CFB tries to be like the NFL, the less compelling it becomes. When you strip away the pageantry, the regional rivalries, and the tradition- you're left with an amateur football league with inferior players to the NFL.
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@TheLaurenChen It's odd to see common sense statements transition from unnecessary explanations to edgy conservative talking points all within a span of about ten years
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@wil_da_beast630 One would also expect the areas that had slaves the longest to be economically and technologically superior to the areas where there slavery wasn't as prominent. It's why Mississippi is so much more built out than California is
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@Schwarzwald77 @Nerdrotics @JackPosobiec It's easy to cheer for frontier justice from the safe confines of Twitter.
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@WomenPostingLs I wonder what role the "lol" plays in kicking off this tweet
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@TheBabylonBee Stop the count!
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@espn He's inched closer to Barry Bonds for all-time home runs leader
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@blueturtle77 @SydSteyerhart @DiscussingFilm Is typing out "Trump" too emotionally taxing?
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@espn Those on the Left believe love of country is dependent on the adoption of their preferred set of policies. For those on the Right, the love of country is unconditional
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@wil_da_beast630 One of the things I hate about modern Progressives is how they take an issue that up until 10 days ago, no one gave a second thought about and then they immediately browbeat people that don't immediately agree that this requires an urgent multi-billion dollar overhaul of society.
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@MattWalshBlog The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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@HBCU__ @ClayTravis No, I don't think so. An American flag is a standard part of most uniforms that represents the country the players are playing in. A pride flag is an implicit endorsement of particular sexual orientations and identities which have nothing to do with baseball
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@FoxNews In other news, my decision to substitute vegetables and fruits with candy and doughnuts is actually helping me lose weight
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@OrwellNGoode My my... how the turn tables!
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@BamaWing05 @espn I wish people were as critical of government spending in general as they are when it comes to public financing of sports stadiums.
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@T_Tatro @barstoolsports It was a fairly combustible situation...
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@Brett_McMurphy To eliminate any and all confusion, this post could have been phrased: "Hawaii says Aloha to Aloha and Aloha to Clarence T.C. Ching Athletic Complex"
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@ABC I'm going to need to know the race of both the shooter and the victims to know whether to blame this on guns, mental health, or ignore it all together.
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@LisaMarieBoothe Perhaps the most admirable and extraordinary thing about him is that he has resisted the urge to show his constituents he's doing something for the sake of doing something. Many of the lockdowns are driven by a performative need to show the situation is in control when it isn't.
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@WalrusIsBack @esaagar @Timcast She was either fired for being bisexual or being bipolar
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@espn Brittney Griner vs Manti Te'o's girlfriend in a one on one matchup during all-star weekend. It's a low cost way to add some programing
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@LisaMarieBoothe I'm no marketing expert but if the Canadian protesters are not using the phrase "Leaf me alone!", they should start....
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@dev01ution @StinkyButt45795 @wilbodavis @Dan_From_Reddit @Arintheia @vanschneider Lifting billions out of poverty and extending the average lifespan for a start. I'd also add that capitalism satisfies our basic needs for food, shelter, medical care, entertainment etc... so we have the time and mental capacity to even comprehend the fate or the planet.
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@BrianHowell33 If only diversity points counted the same as touchdowns and field goals
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@goodchemicals @aluminum_rice @maxdubler @hooka321 There are 155 Goodwill CEOs? Doesn't the "C" mean something?
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@MattWalshBlog Even from conservatives I like, I'm not all that excited for "kid brag" posts
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@ClayTravis Ehhh. It's probably the right call but I don't really care. This is the kind of story that people like to get fake outraged about but secretly think is entertaining.
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@CNN I'm ok with him saying this. Maybe some of the thousands the asylum seekers should stay there then?
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@Lam0rakWasGone @felipebbonatto @creation247 I agree with your point but the flying pirate ship seems to distract from the argument
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@chicagoartgirl4 @RyanSilvey It was very bizarre and unprecedented jury instructions. This isn't the slam dunk you think it is
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@espn @JeffPassan I think that's a little harsh because baseball is so different. If Manfred successfully solves 3 out of every 10 problems that come his way (.300)- that's pretty good!
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@Shellzonit @AnnCoulter And then they'll move on to putting ketchup and mustard in the same bottle, real end of times stuff
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@Buffyinnyc @ycinnewyork Perhaps the orthodoxy that minorities should unite against whites doesn't work in practice because 1) whites aren't inherently bad people 2) minorities are not homogeneous and 3) it's considered impolite to point out that sometimes minorities are the aggressors, not victims
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@DiscipleElland @CNN Would you say this if they were Muslim?
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@nytimes My heart goes out to the families for their loss but this court decision against Alex Jones has rubbed me the wrong way. I'm not getting worked up about him making this difficult
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@KatiePavlich Just unplug him and reboot. That should do the trick
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@stillgray Too much baggage
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@sweetfingr @MileHighMems Or things are happening without you being made aware of it. I understand dunking on Christians is fashionable as Christianity is the only religion that can criticized without repercussion but willful blindness of what Christians actually do isn't making an impact
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@Brett_McMurphy @ActionNetworkHQ They were hoping he'd say "aloha!" but he surprised them when he instead said "aloha!"
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@electronzap @WomenPostingLs Asians get the short end of the stick when it comes to affirmative action and racial quotas. It's pretty safe to assume an Asian at Harvard actually deserves to be there
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@FoxNews California recommends throwing gasoline on a fire while they're at it
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@im_jf3 @LeighWolf Interest is part of the loan.
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@RedditCFB I can't tell if this tweet is promoting the hiring of black coaches or discouraging it
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@TheGhettoGronk I can't get over how little this is being talked about. After the interception, Mike Tirico was saying the game was sealed when the Buccaneers had a timeout to force the Lions to get a first down to end it. The Buccaneers just kind of gave up and no one noticed
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@espn Yeah but show what happened before this clip. They were punching each other!
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@Techgnostik @micsolana Ending the war on drugs and turning your local pharmacy into a stop on the way to the club for your pre-game high sounds like it's skipping a few steps
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@SashaGusevPosts @JacobGraff83391 @KitchenSlippers @whstancil This is a literal illustration of the "magic dirt" vs "tragic dirt" belief. The belief that people in the suburbs have a higher quality of life due to their environment as opposed to those in the inner cities. However, unlike plants, human beings shape their own environments
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@leftyphilosophy @DanCrenshawTX Bush isn't making a nuanced argument here. She's saying that she deserves security but regular people do not. If she made the argument that she deserves her own team of social workers just like the public does, that argument would be logically consistent albeit still insane.
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@_TheFeminists @TheLaurenChen @BridgetPhetasy The problem with feminism is that women have achieved equality with men. This is a good thing. So the movement is running out of targets to attack which causes them to either misrepresent supposed inequality or start advocating for equal outcomes.
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@Timcast This is kind of like when progressives walked back "Defund the Police" and tried to act like they didn't know what anyone was talking about.
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@mucha_carlos @SwannMarcus89 If you've ever been to the Guggenheim, it looks like it was curated by a random person at the mall. So you're still correct
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@dafinsrock @AdamSchefter I don't disagree with that. It's just interesting to me that all 32 teams seem to approach it that same way. Once the league collectively determines that you're a backup QB, that's your role for the remainder of your career with some very limited exceptions.
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@tomselliott @jaketapper It's weird to me that when faced with evidence that the masking throughout this entire pandemic has largely been ineffective, some people counter with demanding a different type of mask. Just recognize a mask is like Dumbo's feather
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@sammyb319 @MeghanMcCain It is madness considering we have vaccines and therapeutics available- not to mention large scale natural immunity.
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@FoxNews Maybe Stephen A. Smith can hire Eric Bieniemy for the team he's the general manager of?
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@FoxNews As long as obscure athletes get rewarded with headlines for their political posturing, then this sort of thing will continue.
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@simonjones1989 @CriticalZaku @AdamCrigler I'm often alarmed by the number of accusers cited as proof of guilt. "Surely, five people can't be wrong!!!" Why not?
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@FoxNews Didn't they know they could have hitched a ride on that balloon?
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@CNN I lose track. Is "Olive Garden" English or Italian?
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@VikingWoman5 @mrbenwexler Why do we need seat belts if we're not supposed to get into car accidents?
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@guypbenson It's not happening --> Ok, it's happening but it's not a big deal --> It's always been happening and that's a good thing
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@Head_Sanford @soledadobrien The case wasn't about legacy admissions.
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@espn It's a shame the Rose Bowl has been reduced to a lead in game for Monday Night Football
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@RogelioMaresIII @reddit_lies I've never understood the logical coherence of arguing for an over representation of minorities in all media with the exception of food labels in which case there needs to be zero representation.
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@G65067786 @CarolinaBoy83 @barstoolsports Why isn't your anger directed towards administrative bloat which far more consequential in driving up tuition than the football program?
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@CoryDobbin @AlecStapp Using that logic, you could say the world was interconnected in the 1600s, and then we could have stopped innovating from there
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@bakermayfield @Padres How does Petco compare to the stadium you actually live in?
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@jake_gotta @drillinlooks @Dr_MickWilliams @catpoopburglar Do you have a similar procedure for people who show up at the front door of your house?
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@espn I'm surprised the legs this story has. Everyone is saying the same thing over and over. When someone occasionally says something slightly different (like Skip Bayless), they get pounced
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@nycexpatmom The west has gone too far with pushing women into the workforce & there are consequences developing because of that. There needs to be a balance between ensuring women have opportunities to have successful careers if they choose while also not belittling women who raise families
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@PeterMDavies80 @MeghanMcCain I watched him last night. He's been pretty level headed about the whole situation. He's not saber rattling for a larger conflict but I wouldn't characterize him as pro-Putin.
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@historicontent @historyinmemes What are you talking about?! They released all sorts of original Titanic footage in 1997
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@bdomenech I've read this three times and still trying to figure out what it means
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@ClayTravis The vaccines should also be suspended three games for faking a promised return to normalcy
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@Steve_Sailer Which makes sense as corporations go ape for Pride Month
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@nytimes Trump on social media is more entertaining than most. I wish progressives would take a page from his book and have a sense of humor instead of scolding
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@CNN The Democrats have a habit of starting culture wars, decrying them as they're happening for political reasons, and then do nothing to de-escalate the national tension.
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@DanForTexas @stillgray A couple years ago I would have agreed with this but I've subsequently learned that there are no guardrails on stupidity and things that were absolutely absurd a decade ago sometimes get declared to be human rights.
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@ClayTravis @Realrclark25 @espn One of the stranger experiences on Twitter is watching celebrities fight each other via text and non-celebrities take sides and fight each other in the comments section. I don't know if Twitter was originally drawn up that way but here we are. It's interesting though
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@Brett_McMurphy Jacksonville Jaguars to the Sun Belt
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@CoryDobbin @AlecStapp Sure it does. Once you view connectedness as a binary function as opposed to a process that can always be improved, you logically could have stopped innovating as soon as international sea travel became common.
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@LisaMarieBoothe That four out of five dentists recommend Crest toothpaste. I think it's only three out of five at most
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@StephenPAdams @baseballcrank This is one of the weird arguments I keep seeing about abortion. It's the presupposition that pro-life supporters have to sign on for a specific set of progressive wish list policy items to be considered sufficiently pro-life.
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@FlymikeXL @Soxfan893 @jemelehill If white people are under represented, it's the fault of white people. If black people are under represented, it's the fault of white people.
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