NEObie @Neobie5 Twitter profile

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NEObie

3 years

PA: Sir entire country is crying for oxygen. Modi : Call media. PA : Will you announce more oxygen ? Modi : No, I will also cry.

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NEObie

@Neobie5

3 years

Tested positive even after took both dosage of vaccine. Stay safe guys, this pandemic is more dangerous than our imagination.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Thank you Justice Chandrachud for the free vaccine.

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@Neobie5

3 years

This isn't fair.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Major hypocrisy.😭

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NEObie

@Neobie5

2 years

Asking a Muslim "kagaz dikha" is literally a death threat in new India.

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NEObie

@Neobie5

11 months

But I don't know when Indian cultured people will learn about minding their own business!?

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@nilishamantri_

11 months

Foreigners adopting Indian culture vs Indians adopting foreign culture 🥲

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@Neobie5

3 years

Kangana beat yogi in his own game. Without even consulting him, She changed the name of his whole state to Nigeria.

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@Neobie5

3 years

@RoflGandhi_ I know a bakchod guy. Who have been doing podcast on radio every Sunday since last 7 years.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Told my Bhakt Friend that Rupee has become Asia's worst performing currency. He said: Who use currency these days. Use Google Pay.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Drop your last 3 saved pics from gallery. Here's mine.

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@Neobie5

3 years

A win-win situation would be to send all Taliban fans from India to Afghanistan. They will get the government of their choice and we will move a step closer towards Swatch Bharat. #AfghanistanBurning

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NEObie

@Neobie5

3 years

Same energy?

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NEObie

@Neobie5

4 years

Same Energy.

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NEObie

@Neobie5

1 year

The reason I like test cricket more than any other format is that nobody is talking about the legacy of Thala Dhoni during games.

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NEObie

@Neobie5

2 years

Bhag kahan rahe ho jaani @Being_Humor ?

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@Neobie5

2 years

Huge round of applause for this funny joke.

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@Neobie5

3 years

I can name almost half a dozen of muslim names where court given them clean chit after 10-15 years spending in jail. Justice, equality, security? my foot!!

ANI

@ANI

3 years

Delhi Court grants bail to Ashwini Upadhyay, who was arrested in connection with inflammatory sloganeering near Jantar Mantar.

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@Neobie5

2 years

Then why you applied at 1st place?

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@KishoreIyer5

2 years

I'm proud of myself for rejecting 4 job offers that I got from the ME region! One of it being Qatar...! Damn my gut was right!

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@Neobie5

2 years

Deleted a tweet fearing cancel culture from a handful of bigots (that won’t even fully occupy a double decker bus) on a bird app. But will give sermons to other public figures on how to stand up against a fascist regime & a massively bigoted majority. Rooh nahi kaanmpti kya?

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@RanaAyyub

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To the public figures in India, this is what a spine looks like

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@Neobie5

3 years

Words from my doctor friend.

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@Neobie5

2 years

@human_bharatjp @dkkaushaldelhi @ashokgehlot51 @JaipurPolice @timesofindia @ndtvindia @aajtak @RBI @rpbreakingnews @ABPNews @PIBJaipur Gyan mat de victim ko agar condolences ke shabd nahi tere paas.

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@Neobie5

3 years

If you ever felt useless just think of 'Delhi Police Special cell'. They just conducted a raid on an empty building of Twitter India to probably find a rubber stamp of 'manipulated media'.

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@Neobie5

1 year

. @omraut Chutiye, Prabhas ki jagah Ramcharan ko yahin se utha leta.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Boy played well.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Mob attacked and numerous abusive replies to my friend Nimo Tai. They're following the same pattern as sanghis still you guys are saying don't call them Musanghi?

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@Neobie5

2 years

Chhote miyan aaj 2 saal ke ho gaye.❤️

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@Neobie5

3 years

Didi, stay safe. I can see that someone has been stalking you and made this video from behind while you were totally unaware. 😖

Shweta Shalini

@shweta_shalini

3 years

मैं मध्य रात्रि भी अकेले निकल सकती हूँ इसलिये नहीं क्यूँकि #लड़की_हूँ - सिर्फ़ इसलिए क्यूँकि मैं @narendramodi के शहर बनारस में हूँ और @myogiadityanath के राज्य में हूँ और सुरक्षित महसूस करती हूँ । #अपराध_मुक्त_उत्तर_प्रदेश

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@Neobie5

3 years

Danish Siddiqui's only fault was his name.

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@thehighmonk

3 years

Danish Siddiqui's only fault was that he reported the truth.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Although I don't wanna reply a filthy person like you. But still it's 5:30 PM now.

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@Neobie5

1 year

Madarchod sangi ye keh rahe ki "kuch log khush hain ki unko Modi ko gariyane ka mauka mil gaya" Arre bhadwo, hamari to rooh kaanp gayi bas ye imagine kar ke, ki hamare family ka koi member agar train me hota to kya hota?!

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@Neobie5

3 years

This❤️ #OlympicGames #NeerajChopra

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@Neobie5

2 years

She's looking beautiful and elegant. Sit down you flag bearer of Islam and let her practice her mother's religion.

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@Neobie5

2 years

Series of events: *Russian people were protesting against war. *Vishwa Guru Supreme leader had convo with Putin last night. *Now the protestors have been arrested.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Still relevant?

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@Neobie5

3 years

Agar maine creativity dikha di to phir pehle ki tarah royega ki "main bachcha hun, school me padhta hun"!

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@Neobie5

2 years

@Fanpointofviews Bihar in Football WC final?

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@Neobie5

1 year

Main chahta hun ki isi market me apni wife ko akela chhod kar kahin chhip jaun aur ye banda aa kar aise hi policing kare aur phir iske baad main entry karu aur tabiyat se pelu is chomu ko. Location batao re koi.

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@Neobie5

3 years

*And k!lled more humans in 7 years than Al Qaeda.🚩

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@Neobie5

2 years

अगर इंदिरा जी आज ज़िन्दा होती तो ऐसा लुक देख कर दुबारा इमरजेंसी लगा देतीं!

AajTak

@aajtak

2 years

फिल्म इमरजेंसी के लिए कंगना रनौत का फर्स्ट लुक आउट, इंदिरा गांधी के रोल में आएंगी नज़र। कैसा लगा कंगना का ये लुक आपको? #KanganaRanaut #EmergencyFirstLook

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@Neobie5

4 years

Please don't block me for this.😭

Swara Bhasker

@ReallySwara

4 years

Aight! Here’s a Sunday gift 4 my नफ़रती चिंटूs, trolls, haters or just creative peeps out there-caption these, make memes..knock yourselves out ! 🤓😹 I will share the most creative memes with a shout out.. Because I know the answer to Kya #AapkeyKamreyMeinKoiRehtaHai ? TWITTER !

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@Neobie5

3 years

The audacity of these 4-5k followers tweeps calling me a smol handle.😭😂😂😂😂 Chaman choozon, tumhare jitne followers kar ke 2-2 bar account suspend karwa chuka hun apna.

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@Neobie5

3 years

मैं जानता हूँ कि ये थ्रेड पढ़ कर कुछ लोग ये बोलेंगे के ये सही समय नहीं है ये सब बात करने के लिए क्योंकि देश में इस्लामोफोबिया बहुत तेज़ी से फैल रहा है, मगर अब बात न करें तो कब? इस्लामोफोबिया की चिंता जितनी आप सबको है उतनी मुझे भी और कारण स्पष्ट है, हेट क्राइम का विक्टिम मैं

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@Neobie5

3 years

Uncle? Itne purane tweet ko quote? Ladkiyon ka profile stalk karte ho, wo bhi is umar me.😭

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@Neobie5

4 years

Muslims of Indian subcontinent and casteism. A thread: This is especially for the UC muslims who have been denying the caste discrimination with the argument "There's nothing mentioned in Quran about caste". Well, I'll not go very far but start from my own house.

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@Neobie5

3 years

I have 0 respect towards any religion. Feel free to block/unfollow me. Thanks.

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@Neobie5

4 years

Twitter suspended my account yet again coz I was momentarily imitating an actor but is a by-passer while an actor has permanently taken the position of our country’s PM. Why this hypocrisy twitter?

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@Neobie5

3 years

DP me aadha diamond dikh raha behen.

Aahana

@nahi_yaar70

3 years

Muslim women are the diamonds of Islam Nobody will reveal their diamonds to strangers.

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@Neobie5

2 years

CA aspirants getting a job.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Thanks for letting us know the number of idiots on this app.

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@Neobie5

1 year

@sanjivbhatt IPS Sanjiv Bhatt is one of the greatest heroes of modern India. More power to him and his family.🙏

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@Neobie5

3 years

For Oxygen cylinder. +919818810962 8700045692 Jabir bhai +919811111469 Haji Amir 9990431468-Shariq Hussain Jamia Nagar-Okhla New Delhi- 110025

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@Neobie5

2 years

This is an appreciation tweet for @hello_nicks aka Nitish Bhardwaj. Bhai ne akele hi twitter jagat ke sabse gande aur galeech janwar ki baja baja kar laal kar rakhi hai. Take a bow King.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Welcome back sir. I hope ki treatment ke baad apka zeher nikal chuka ho poori tarah.

Sudhir Chaudhary

@sudhirchaudhary

3 years

Signing off from the hospital. On my way back home and a new life… Thanks for keeping me in your prayers.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Being an atheist is not something to be proud of. It will look ridiculous if you take pride in carrying common sense.

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@Neobie5

2 years

Old days when I also tried to be cool while pretending a soccer fan.

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@Neobie5

4 years

Keeping beard is sunnat.

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@Neobie5

2 years

*A south Indian teen after his first ever masturbation* Aiyyo, narial chatni.

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@Neobie5

3 years

hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

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@Neobie5

3 years

#ChildrensDay ❤️

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@Neobie5

3 years

Me (in childhood) and my younger brother was craving for firecrackers. My father bought some crackers for us. Pados wale mulla ji said "this is haram why you bring this?" Father replied: for me happiness of my children is important than your fatwa. Thank you. Miss you abbu ❤️

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@Neobie5

3 years

Here's another one. Do read people.

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@Neobie5

2 years

@Ritwaaa Our boobs our choice.

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@Neobie5

3 years

If all Punjabis will shift to Canada. India's average IQ will increase by 25%!

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@Neobie5

2 years

Sare Jahan se achcha, Hindustan hamara! !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

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@Neobie5

3 years

This is my natural look, most of the times non smiling face.

Prithvi

@Prithvi10_

3 years

If you see this, qt with a non smiling pic of yourself!

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@Neobie5

4 years

*Somewhere in UP* "Sir, main surrender karne aaya hun" "Kaun sa jurm kiya hai" "Musalman hun"

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@Neobie5

4 years

@sidudeja @ReheSamay Who called it nocturnal emission and not dream job?

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@Neobie5

1 year

Exactly! Kohli is GOAT but Sachin is GOD.

incogni

@lailamajnuuuu

1 year

Sachin was never the GOAT. Kohli is.

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@Neobie5

3 years

I don't have ATM machine.

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@Neobie5

3 years

You may agree or disagree with her but one can't deny the fact that Rubika Liyakat is the most unbiased BJP journalist.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Here's my answer whoever have been asking me about my opinion on Hijab.👇

WION

@WIONews

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#GravitasPlus | As more & more governments ban the Hijab, the piece of clothing has become a political statement. It is imposed on many women & adopted by some as part of their identity. But does Islam mandate the hijab? @palkisu unveils the history, relevance & complexities.

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@Neobie5

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Why this app is free?

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@Neobie5

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Aaj didi multi millionaire bani hain.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Bihar is the best city in India.

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@Neobie5

2 years

New on tweetar, folow for folow beck. #NewProfilePic

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@Neobie5

1 year

@everymovieplug Superman Ironman Captain America

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@Neobie5

3 years

This tweet will still make sense if you replace Dhoni with Modi.

Kana Sir🕉️ Om Shanti

@Kanatunga

3 years

ट्रोल धोनी को करो, चिंगारी उसकी नाजायज औलादों को लगती हैं 😭😭😭

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@Neobie5

2 years

Say thanks to Dipak Tijori.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Exactly, this is our stupidity that we have such government.

जिज्ञासा

@imcurious__

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Government isn't responsible for your stupidity.

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@Neobie5

2 years

Aam Kha lo Mitron.

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@Neobie5

3 years

@MagnusCarlsen Here's the context.😭😂😂😂

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@Neobie5

1 year

#NewProfilePic Young but not young enough. Old but not old enough.

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@Neobie5

3 years

Out of context quote: पालतू कुते की यही खासियत होती है कि वो घर के मालिक के साथ साथ उनके नौकरों के आगे पीछे भी दुम हिलाता है!

Amish Devgan

@AMISHDEVGAN

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Happy Birthday @amitmalviya god bless you with success.

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@Neobie5

1 year

Tribals ke uper peshab kar do? Unki aurton ko nanga ghuma kar r*pe kar do? Unke bachcho se mazdoori karwao? Unke mardon ko jail me daal do? Phir wo armed rebellion pe utar aye to Maoists/Naxal bol do? Sharm baaki hai bhi ya nahi, hey so-called civilized society?

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@Neobie5

2 years

Assholes like these will keep a fucking bird app above their family and shame others for putting their families above everything else.

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@Neobie5

3 years

#NewProfilePic #ThrowbackThursday

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@Neobie5

3 years

Divided by ideology, united by misogny.

Piyush Mishra 🇮🇳

@PMLUCKNOW

3 years

पैसों के लिए कपड़े उतार कर चड्ढी में नंगी जैसी हो जाने वाली ये कँगना रनोत देश की आजादी पर सवाल उठा रही है,और कही की 2014 के बाद आजादी मिली है,1947 में भीख में आजादी मिला। इसने देशभक्तों का अपमान किया किया है।इस चरसी औरत पर तत्काल देशद्रोह का मुकदमा किया जाये और जेल भेजा जाये ।

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@Neobie5

3 years

#NewProfilePic Winter is the best season to flaunt your outfits without even taking bath.

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@Neobie5

3 years

but hijab is a choice, Taliban walo ko samjhao pyare IMTs.

Hindustan Times

@htTweets

3 years

A 21-year-old woman was reportedly shot dead by the #Taliban for not wearing a veil. Reports suggested that the woman was on her way to Balkh district centre when she was dragged out of a car and killed by Taliban terrorists.