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@NeoDinero
Benson
6 years
Hov had to sell drugs, drop 13 albums and screw Dame over. Kylie just had to be born. 😭
@ComplexMusic
Complex Music
6 years
Kylie Jenner ties JAY-Z on 'Forbes' Wealthiest Celebrities in America list 💰
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Benson
2 months
South Africa is an insane country. What kind of lineup is this for a regular degular Monday????
@VinnyDaVinci
Vinny Da Vinci
2 months
TONIGHT!!! Monday 09 September 2024 📍 MAKUBENJALO RESTAURANT & PUB DK Soweto 🔥🔥🔥
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Benson
7 years
If we step back and leave white people to their own devices, they're gonna go extinct.
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Benson
14 days
She should be at res, daydreaming about a boy. She's on a world tour with a balding 50-year-old who wears a sarong. Basadi ba nale plaka yeses 😂😂
@SwaziNews
Swaziland News
14 days
Former South African President Jacob Zuma’s daughter Nomcebo(21) takes first international trip with husband King Mswati after being introduced to the Nation.
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Benson
9 months
O jele jewish. 👌🏾
@Morbidful
Morbid Knowledge
9 months
Adolf Hitler in a suit and tophat.
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Benson
1 year
DJ Envy and his co-defendants were giving their victims chains. 😂😂😂😂
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Benson
2 months
Floyd is going to lose it when he overhears Zuma's buddies calling him 'ishangane'. 🤣
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Benson
2 months
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@Newzroom405
Newzroom Afrika
2 months
Mthatha West Chief Daluxolo Mareke has denied allegations of extortion against schools in the area, stating that the community is unaware of such claims. Chief Mareke says a recent meeting focused on addressing concerns about school cleanliness, not extortion. Watch:
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Benson
3 months
How long did it take people to find it odd that there's a Mexican in fucking Groblersdal? 😂😂
@LimChronicle
Limpopo Chronicle
3 months
𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗣𝗢 𝗗𝗥𝗨𝗚 𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗛 𝗥𝟮 𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗗 Four suspects, including a farm owner and two Mexican nationals, were arrested during a raid at a farm used to manufacture drugs in Groblersdal, Limpopo. Chemicals used in the manufacturing of
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Benson
3 years
She's gonna have a tough time next year telling her international friends that their donations ended up ko Diamond Walk le Konka.
@ewnupdates
Eyewitness News
3 years
Charlize Theron rallies global support to raise funds for KZN flood relief
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Benson
2 years
Washing down this monstrosity ka Mofaya is insane.
@lindz_malindz
Bonginkosi
2 years
Bus Kota R70🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Benson
11 months
What, exactly, was the grandfather doing between 1939 and 1945? 🤔
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
11 months
Toni Kroos with his brother Felix and their grandfather in Berlin. 🇩🇪🤍
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Benson
10 months
This is still my favourite Katt Williams fact. "This alarming statistic." 😂😂😂😂
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@NeoDinero
Benson
1 month
Unfortunately, people have the right to decline your event no matter how pure your intentions are. Your event is not what they want, and that's okay.
@JANETbrsite
JANET.br 🇧🇷 (fan account)
1 month
Janet Jackson is already in France for her upcoming TOGETHER AGAIN TOUR in Europe! She had dinner with friends and crew, including fashion stylist Christian Siriano. The tour kicks off next Wednesday, 25, in Paris.
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Benson
3 months
America's celebrity culture is so pervasive that this actually means something. Imagine Rapulana Seiphemo backing a presidential hopeful and us taking it seriously.
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
3 months
George Clooney backs Kamala Harris and thanks Biden for 'saving democracy'
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Benson
14 days
She's on the group chat exchanging hot goss with her age mates about Love Island and here comes this nigga smelling like imphepho, on some "Mbaa".
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@NeoDinero
Benson
7 years
"You said your friend o dula Midrand. Why re tsena ka Tembisa???"
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Benson
2 months
Johannesburg is one huge mental institution. There's no fucking way.
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Benson
8 months
[Sound on] 😂😂😂
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Benson
8 years
This is all Barack Obama's fault for not seeking a third term like a true African leader #ElectionNight
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Benson
2 months
While you were stuck in traffic ka 5, Traxx was already rocking. 😂
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Benson
2 years
"Oya kae o sena chelete" is a very important question to ask yourself before leaving your house. Le imela batho.
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Benson
1 year
Ko America, there's a cop (who lost his partner) who sees this brazen "fuck you" to law enforcement and says "McDuff, we're taking this guy down" and they nail him. In South Africa, the investigating officer is probably at the party.
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Benson
2 months
SAPS saw that arrogance last week and started writing his name on a few bullets. 🤣
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Benson
6 years
"You can't out-earn bad spending habits."
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Benson
6 years
Leonardo da Vinci when Rick Ross screamed "Mona Lisa to me ain't nothing but a bitch!"
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Benson
2 years
I imagine Thabo Bester probably loves this media attention. You know what's bumming him out and killing his vibe? Dr Nandipha's worrying and panicking. Everyday, it dawns on her that she has absolutely fucked her life up. 😂
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Benson
1 year
You youngins don't know about Charity Sehlohole. 🙆🏾‍♂️
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Benson
1 year
"There's some stank on that love" 😭😭
@SuaveBry
Luke C-Walker
1 year
What’s the funniest racist scene in a movie or show?
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Benson
2 years
It should be illegal for elected officials to use private education and healthcare.
@KhulumaniSibisi
Phumajongosi
2 years
You're allowed to make one thing illegal to improve society. What is it? 🤔
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Benson
6 years
No disrespect but o apere marete grootman.
@WillardKatsande
Willard Katsande
6 years
Kitoko makasi
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Benson
8 years
Yo, River Island is leaving SA. They've set September 30 as a closure date. I'm salivating at the thought of that clearance sale. Stay woke
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Benson
3 years
Gautengers have definitely substituted handshakes for spitting in each other's mouths. What the hell is that number????
@nicd_sa
NICD
3 years
#COVID19 UPDATE: A total of 51,977 tests were conducted in the last 24hrs, with 8,561 new cases, which represents a 16.5% positivity rate. A further 28 #COVID19 related deaths have been reported, bringing total fatalities to 89,871 to date. See more here:
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Benson
9 months
Second episode of "I Blew It" is very underwhelming. This woman fixed her childhood home and took care of her family.
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Benson
3 months
Soon, we're going to have bo José Luiź Kekana in South Africa.
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Benson
6 years
You know what I don't take for granted? Residing in a majority black country. Bruh, white people hate us. Now imagine living in a place where they outnumber you... That's a fucking nightmare.
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Benson
9 months
She used this platform to tell us that she spoilt her baby daddy with clothes and booze. Cry me a river. 🙄
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Benson
2 years
Lungile Phenyane:
@Queenin_M
Queenin Masuabi
2 years
The #DA leadership nomination list as announced this afternoon.
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Benson
2 months
@Modisenyane_T It's going to happen. Ke itsi maZulu sentle. 😂
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Benson
7 years
Especially if they don't tiptoe and say "askies" the whole time.
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Benson
10 months
@Sipho_Says Even after you've warned them, ba busy ka "call Neville. He's got some some blaze and he delivers". I can literally win the war on drugs from my couch right now. 😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️
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Benson
7 years
The Illuminati asked him to choose between hoes and Grammys and my dude didn't think twice.
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Benson
2 years
Wish I could filter restaurant reviews via race or ethnicity. I don't give a shit what Elsie Joubert thinks about the steak tartare. I'm interested in Sipho Mchunu's opinion about the steak and vibes.
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Benson
6 years
Don't accept any apologies. @drake
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Benson
6 years
Niggas who wear fanny packs across the chest think they're leading a creative revolution. Relax dude ke spache not keys to the city.😴😴
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Benson
6 years
Hearing Peter Drury scream Aguero's name just took me to a very dark place. I'm so triggered. 😭
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Benson
3 years
I accidentally said "cool beans" in a room comprised of only black people. I feel like an apartheid spy. 🥺
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Benson
1 year
When the year started, Ntate Motsoane had his wife and son super alive, by his side. 10 months in, both are late. Life ke masepa sometimes.
@MDNnewss
MDN NEWS
1 year
Late celebrity Chef Tebello 'Tibz' Motsoane's mother passes away The mother of late Tebello 'Tibz' Motsoane, who was shot alongside his friend and rapper AKA in Durban, has passed away. Ryhab Niniwe Motsoane (77) died last week on 5 October and was buried over the weekend. Tibz
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Benson
3 years
That's odd. Because rona Eskom e re robatsa early. 😒
@TheSAnews
TheSouthAfrican.com
3 years
President Ramaphosa: 'Eskom is keeping me awake at night'
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Benson
6 years
Like this and I'll tell you your body count based on your avi.
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Benson
3 years
Cyril must take all our cell numbers and register us for NotifyMe ya the Treasury bank account. Ke batla go bona ha go swipiwa for di Range Rover.
@ewnupdates
Eyewitness News
3 years
SA secures $750m World Bank loan to help with COVID response
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Benson
3 years
Imagine having to tell your international friend, let's say Brad Pitt, that his donation e rekile Viano. Charlize must focus on the next Fast & Furious film a kgaogane le baloyi ba South Africa,
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Benson
3 years
Being able to laugh about pain you never thought you'd heal from is so refreshing. 😂
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Benson
9 months
"Papa, why gonale snepe sa le coloured le lengwe mothoko ga Lekganyane"
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Benson
7 years
Xhosa niggas are going to catch feelings over the isiXhosa being spoken in Black Panther and start protesting again. Lots of energy there by Shamrock Pie Twitter. 😴
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Benson
6 years
This woman at the land expropriation hearing in Rustenburg says we still have their mirrors if white people want compensation for the land. "Di pone di teng, a ba buse mafatshe" 😂😂😂
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Benson
2 years
Back to the carpet business. Those rugs won't sell themselves. @morocco
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Benson
2 years
You desperately want to nap because itis but Sibusiso's poison has you alert and awake as fuck. 🤦🏿‍♂️
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Benson
3 months
Miguel didn't even try to pass as coloured. Native American print ko Limpopo?? Should've just committed to a poncho and a sombrero. 😂😂
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Benson
4 years
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
4 years
| FW de Klerk turns 85, announces he has cancer
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Benson
7 years
The quality of your food has dipped because y'all can't mind your business and sell us chicken. 😒
@NandosSA
NandosSA
7 years
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3 months
I'd pack up and move to Botswana. Y'all can live in this shit hole that gives Tau Mogale a powerful voice in national politics.
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Benson
3 years
Wan Bissaka is a professional footballer because he has a praying mother. Nothing to do with talent and skill.
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Benson
3 years
I miss Manchester United so much. My emotions haven't been toyed with in weeks. 🥺
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Benson
7 years
Chris Brown is a superior talent. Y'all need to quit playing games with Breezy.
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Benson
8 years
When the Guptas invite you to Saxonwold for a meeting, be prepared
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Benson
6 years
Kim probably hit him with the 'please just unfollow me until this lunatic calms down' text.
@Complex
Complex
6 years
Drake reportedly unfollows Kim Kardashian on IG after Kanye's latest tweets, "Imagine having a problem with somebody and they follow your wife on Instagram."
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Benson
6 years
I wonder if our parents realise how much we help each other navigate and survive this world and that our friendships aren't centred around ubumnandi.
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Benson
7 years
Junior Khanye always bought 2 kotas. After eating one, he'd step on the other one coz "Lacoste yakhe e lambile".
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Benson
6 months
When you get a chance, please watch last night's "Carte Blanche", with MaMkhize being interviewed. It's so awkward. 😂😂
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Benson
1 year
Leaving the comfort and safety of your home to go eat this bullshit under a bridge is insanity. 😂😂
@Ayanda_mthatha
NdingumXhosa 🇿🇦🇻🇳
1 year
Second experience kwa Mai mai was not bad shame, andikho sure ngomphokoqo nenyama though 🤔
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Benson
6 years
Can't wait to be the dad and husband that sucks the joy out of my household after watching a documentary. "Family meeting. Now! Nike is banned from this house until they reform their sweatshops. And no coffee until the Ethiopian farmers get a fair wage!!"
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Benson
7 years
My homie won't make a thread about me when we have a disagreement.
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Benson
3 years
Simon Leviev was in Cape Town a few times. I need the Western Cape bhari who got swindled to please reveal herself. 😂
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Benson
2 years
If you live in Free State and have an asbestos roof, tlhapa and make your way to this event. Have some fun before you die of asbestosis.
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Benson
2 months
@blk_peach I know your people 😂😂
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Benson
2 years
Therapists need therapists. Your secret family is too heavy for me. Ke chaela baby. 😩
@KeKatli
Barking Dog Man
2 years
Telling my girl all the homies shit is the only way I can get it off my chest to a safe vessel. Your things aren't that important you aren't the president you just a cheating ass dude playa
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Benson
3 months
Come on, ese. 😂
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Benson
7 years
It's nearly midnight. Just say you want nudes. 😕
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
7 years
South Africa! We want to see what is happening around you after Jacob Zuma’s resignation. Send us your pictures and videos to feedback @news24 .com or tweet them below 👇 #ZumaResigns
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Benson
3 years
Whoring with mogodu breath is wild to me. 😂
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Benson
6 years
The king of R&B and the greatest to ever do it is R. Kelly, and there's nothing we can do to change that fact. I'm sorry.
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Benson
6 years
Getting dumped for any other reason besides cheating means o lesepa la motho at your core. Seek help.
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Benson
7 years
When a British rapper says he's sippin' on that good good
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6 years
Uncle Ruckus legit said he's qualified to babysit Huey and Riley because he's a licensed zoologist 😂😂😂
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Benson
6 years
The dude who presents Noot Vir Noot should write a book on how to deal with fame. 20-plus years of helming a hit show and we don't even know his name. That settler clocked tyming and composure.
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Benson
10 months
It kills me that US soldiers refer to their time spent in warzones as "tours". "I did two tours in I-rack." Brother, onale PTSD, you lost an arm and your best friend was decapitated by goat herders. Stop making it sound like you went to Tomorrowland.
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3 months
@Riz_Ventura I rate they entered via land border. Easier. Entered via the Mozambique because Spanish is basically sexual Portuguese.
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10 months
Who sells dagga in the Bryanston area? I don't need much. Just two blunts of that regular degular (please don't tell me ka di blueberry cheese).
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Benson
1 year
@TimesLIVE "The court ordered the money Mathebula received as a gratification during the commission of the offences be recovered from his pension fund and transferred to the Criminal Assets Recovery Account." Yikes.
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Benson
6 years
He took Stogie T and Yanga to McDonald's and ordered them kiddies' meals.
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Benson
1 year
R1.8 million plus free lifetime supply of electricity is a delicious deal.
@KasiEconomy
Kasi Economy
1 year
This triple story Soweto home is selling for R1,8m
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Benson
3 years
There's this old dude being followed by security inside Checkers. Thought it was peculiar so I asked what's up. He's a notorious shoplifter. Bare o rata di biscuit gore. 😂😂😂
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Benson
7 years
@fuckwillie To be fair we dislike all Americans in equal measure.
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Benson
8 years
People who wear these like to talk business at groove while your fave song is playing
@_Craton
Craton
8 years
One of my fav pairs.
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Benson
3 years
Charging it to the game.
@anafricandiva
The Joyful Linguist®️
3 years
Apart from therapy, what are some things that have done wonders for your mental health?
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Benson
7 years
Buhle is about to collapse the rand. Forget inclusive growth. I wonder what Moody's thinks about a hoe finance minister.
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Benson
8 years
It's trash and Kanye West knows it
@ComplexMusic
Complex Music
8 years
'The Life of Pablo' was *finally* officially released one year ago today. One year removed, how's it hold up?
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6 years
Just skimmed through Touch My Blood. Decent but...
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