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Nellie 🇵🇷 ♍️Formidably Unattainable ☀️

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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
6 months
Not the Riddler giving out food stamps to his employees…. doing more for the people than the government
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tweet like you live in gotham city
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
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Megan really said:
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Stallion Access
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Megan Thee Stallion & GloRilla at Michael Rubin’s 4th of July party in The Hamptons.
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
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If he don’t use his modeling money. We see him on the tag
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He's never coming to the store again with me. He done swindled me out of $200??
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@NellieSatoru
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I moved out at 13, started my own business at 15, made 100k a month by 18 and pay $25,000 a month for an upscale studio at 19. Y’all not like me 😘😘
@bbyjordy777
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1 year
tweet like u from atl
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@NellieSatoru
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1 year
@MedinaMUAYE Was he bout to say, “ma’am I’m Mexican”????? Ahdiwhdowhdkwheiw
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
1 year
@INDIEWASHERE Stg.. I was in Milano for a few days and the amount of times I got asked what tribe of Africa I was from😵‍💫😵‍💫 not to even mention how they treat the local black people when it comes to jobs
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
4 years
@Rihannas_Tongue @Diamondsupply_ Lmaaao gotta say his whole government too. “JORDAN TERRELL CARTER! BRING YO NARROW ASS HERE!”
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
4 years
@thedigitaldash_ Worried about the wrong darkness
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
2 years
AKDJANDISS AVA LEFT THE FUCKIN SCHOOL?! #abbottelementary
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
4 years
@florencequinne @bestinsio ☹️ he unmatched. Guess I was too much fun.
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
10 months
Apple Music got me FUCKED up #PinkFriday2
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
11 months
How Homelander took Ashley’s PR advice for the public apology after the backlash from the African American community, once they heard he called Marie an animal and jailed her. #GenV
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
4 years
@cestkd They was telling us to walk to them polls, now they don’t wanna walk to the post office to drop them checks off
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
1 year
She got other things to worry about. Too pretty to be wearing them fuck ass wig braids
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GistReel.Com
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A lady weeps in a viral video over the fact that she's 30 and isn't married
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@NellieSatoru
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1 year
This is so cunt tho.. Mother Nature made sure you would serve
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
3 years
My dad when he was caught cheating
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@NellieSatoru
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2 years
Whole family just gorgeous
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
3 months
Ashley real for rubbing her snail juices on his face though idk 🙂‍↔️ #TheBoys
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
1 year
COCK PRIDE!!! #xspoilers
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
4 years
@ScyllatheSeacon @CupcakKe_rapper Aksjaodjw oop. Either way, I’m still embarrassed! 😭😭😭😭
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
3 years
He ate them old bitches up! IKDR
@JarettSays
Jarett Wieselman
3 years
And I’m crying.
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
1 year
..imma just erase that chapter? It was a cute idea for the drawing boards, but let’s try again, Gege.. I said IF JOHNNY HAS SIX APPLES?! #jjk336 #jjkspoiler
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
3 years
In 15 years, that baby gonna use that exact screenshot to show that his dads black, which makes him black and why it’s okay to say nigga
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
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I feel like she’s trying to find herself. She’s been stuck as a character since she was walking 😭 imma let her rock
@Bigpurrrnevaaa
Kai
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Who tf is this ???!?!???
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@NellieSatoru
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@DMVMOSTFAMOUS Y’all know not to play with Ray 😭 especially if you got all them RIPs in your bio. Play with ya daddy
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
2 years
Covid, monkeypox, herpes
@TEJUANx
JUAN⭐️
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Pov :Yo girl in college
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
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@Dreadful4Tymes Now pull it out challenge
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
3 years
@sarahlugor This is anti black 😭
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
2 years
Someone’s uncle writing her on Facebook
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
1 year
I want him to host the Bad Boys Texas reunion
@sweet_novacanee
The Real Destiny Marilyn
1 year
I already started 3 fights today. Imma make sure Jerry springer’s legacy lives on 🫶🏾
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@NellieSatoru
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This shit still has me crying
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
2 years
This was so nasty of her alskqksmek like 😂😂😂😂
@wandaslizzie
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PULL MY HAIR NEXT #ScarletWitch
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
1 year
She wanna be Katherine so bad
can i just say ships aside as someone who doesn’t watch this show it’s so crazy that she’s interested in both brothers like JWBSKDN she’s just ruining their relationship forever i’m crying
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@NellieSatoru
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WHY YOU CALL HER THE N WORD?!🤨
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@NellieSatoru
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4 years
@cutcreaser Earth is ghetto! I do NOT blame him 😭
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@NellieSatoru
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
2 months
He needs to meet his match
@MikeBeLike
mikey
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She always at the airport cause nobody can fight her there. Smart bitch
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@NellieSatoru
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Draculauuuuuura🦇
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
2 years
So stop dating children and be with your range group, UNK
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
10 months
When you lie on your résumé
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
4 years
@114AP @TrixieNumbaNine He still flying bitches out? 👀👀👀👀
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
4 months
“I wish you would hurry up and d*e, so I can suck dick on the staircase!” 😭😭😭
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What’s your favorite BKTidalwave meme ?
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
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@6arbiedoll Personally, if the napkin isn’t wash, blown dry and cut before coming to me, I’m not using it. That goes for everything. And I’m taking $20 off the check for the inconvenience, if it isn’t
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
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@y2kmarcus_ It did? Don’t forget your first big project!! YUP!
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@NellieSatoru
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2 years
I wish you would hurry up and die, so I can suck dick on the staircase
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
1 year
So you want Drake to know you got better pussy?
@nyeanee2
Kia Boy
1 year
Drake said Rihanna got trash 📦 that’s all I needed to know
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
4 years
@Nicosaesthetics Cautious Hero. Shits hilarious
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
3 years
They can replace trailer park girl with that black queen from the last episode
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
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His food under the plate too.. they good
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
10 months
Player 382 was CRAAAAAAZY for tellin sis she was playing the sympathy card for being deaf 🤨 #SquidGameTheChallenge
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
1 year
Catch and release 🎣
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
2 years
You on Twitter and your baby girl somewhere eating her boogers. Please pay attention
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@chelseahandler Yes, you’re really living your best life, aren’t you. Just to be clear, because it apparently needs to be said by parents, I wouldn’t trade 10,000 of your supposedly carefree childless days in Paris and sleeping in until noon for one smile from my baby girl.
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
1 year
As a white woman, why did you feel so comfortable talking to a black woman like that?!
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
3 years
You white bitches are lunatics! SEGREGATE US AGAIN!
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
2 years
If Pure/Honey was a person 🫶🏾
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
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@s0limarx @WrittenByHanna Cookie butt as in a Cookie Monster pajama pants worn by a funky white bitch????
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
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@earringdealer LMFAAAO NO NO ITS GOOD 😂😂
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@NellieSatoru
Thee Satoru Guruᱬ
1 year
They gonna make them half siblings… watch
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@GeeksOfColor
Geeks of Color
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THR reports that Sydney Agudong has been cast as Nani in the live-action remake of ‘Lilo & Stitch’ for Disney+. (Source: )
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