Tina Gul @NargisiKoftaay Twitter profile

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Tina Gul

@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Atif’s post: “Ladies and gentlemen our NEW arrival Alhamdulilah. Both mother and baby are fine. Keep us in your prayers and don’t forget to say Mashallah” Indian media:

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Do i like being complimented: Yes Do i know how to respond to compliments: No Does it make me wish people would never compliment me: Yes Do i seek validation nonetheless: Yes Do i ever truly believe the compliment: No Do i still need compliments: Yes

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@NargisiKoftaay

2 years

Everybody says Imran Khan went to Oxford but nobody tells Imran Khan went to Oxford on a sports quota, was the dumbest student in his class, graduated with a third class honors :((

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@NargisiKoftaay

6 years

lahore, you’ve been lovely.

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@NargisiKoftaay

3 years

Karachi, truly the land of opportunities ✨

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

Pulao is soo Islamabad- it lacks flavor, personality and tries too hard to be white.

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

Kids today: sending letters to NASA & hearing back. Kids in our time: Miss miss can I drink washroom? Miss: u CAN but u MAY not 😠

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

First of all, desis dead ass INVENTED YELLOW and been decking it out at Mehandis & Mayuns since forever, tf?!??!??

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We shy away from yellow because our colonial hangover tells us it makes desis look 'dark.' It's time to get over it. #Fashion #SabaQamar #SajalAly #AyeshaOmar

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4 years

Back at uni there was girl who was kinda academically smart but willingly kept failing courses just so that she doesn’t graduate. This 1 time i asked & she said “Uni’s the only excuse keeping me in this city & from being married in my hometown so i’ll take my sweet time”

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

me: ordering the cheapest thing on the menu Rich ass friends who had fkn steaks: let’s spit the bill for the table? me:

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

A gang raped victim in Bahawalpur was raped by the fucking police, when she reached out to them for help and these harami really have gut to question ‘why victims don’t simply report?’ SO FUCKING DISGUSTED

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@NargisiKoftaay

7 months

My manifesto: Establish Karachi as a separate country. Secular state, alcohol legalized, great nightlife, fat diplomatic relations w India, no ties or relations with the Arab world or ghetto countries like Iran, afghanistan, Iraq etc except humanatarian aid.

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

after solis, i better not hear a word from islamabaddies calling Karachi ghetto. Y’all Ghetto XS Max, bitch.

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

Something about Zarashahjehan trying to cop that ammi naaniyoon k zamanay k kifayatshari se silay huay gotay kiranoon walay libaas ka aesthetic and then selling it for Rs55000 doesn’t sit well with me.

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@NargisiKoftaay

2 years

Justin Bibis literally carried all of Peechay Hutt on their backs. Their 30 second segment in the song is the part everyone vibes with THE MOST.

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

DHA friends when plans include going bridge k uss paar:

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@NargisiKoftaay

3 years

It's fascinating to me how Bulbulay has been airing for 13 years now, with the same original cast, literally no changes to plot and absolute crackheadery for storyline. I really wanna know, who all are still mf watching???????

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@NargisiKoftaay

3 years

What is with the pakistani obsession with putting headbands on hairless babies 😭😭

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

My mum looking up “duas and wazifas to protect against coronavirus”

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4 years

Boomboclaat

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@NargisiKoftaay

2 years

Pls dupatta liya kerain, ye koi tareeqa nahi bharay bazaar mein ghoomne ka...

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Tina Gul

@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

Guys. Starting a new country but only for people born between 1985-1997. Starict immigration laws and vetting policies for 1998 borns. Our national anthem? Fuck them kids. Who wanna join????

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

They still struggling to release Shrek 5 after y’all Lahoris ate donkey, but ok sisss

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@Eustacebaaaang

5 years

Karachiites got a lot of nerve talking about food when they think the national cuisine is paan gutka

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

Can’t wait for the lockdown to end so me and my girls 👩🏻👩🏽‍🦰👩🏽‍🦳👱🏽‍♀️👩🏻‍🦱🧑🏽‍🦳 could be walking🚶‍♀️ 🚶‍♀️👩🏻‍🦯around in bikinis👙 , with a glass 🥃 of crystal 🧊 In our hands 🤙🏼 and a Birkin 👜 bag full of contraceptives 🧤🧤🧤 in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan 🇵🇰

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@NargisiKoftaay

3 years

Omg pls hide before rastah official clocks this and tries to recreate and sell it for $1918276677 +tax

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@ZulfiqarAhmed69

3 years

Some amazing trick art hand painted trainers by Haider Ali from Sahiwal. @fazail922

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@NargisiKoftaay

2 years

Some rich dude in Karachi opened an uber expensive, exclusive, reservations-only fine dining restaurant called Izakaya Nights & is minting money in the name of the 'Izakaya Experience' when the Japanese concept of Izakaya is supposed to be the exact opposite of fine dining?

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Some of y’all really not living in Karachi and i’m sorry for your loss. x

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

so...i guess we gotta...

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

This shit getting wilder by the day

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@NargisiKoftaay

1 year

Something about malala's husband seems real sus to me. That man just looks sketchy for some reason.

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Lahore folks either hosting parties in their basements, dancing at some mehandi or smoking 20 blunts at LUMS thinking they in a Billie Eilish song.

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

STORY TIME GUYS!! So we were at this theme park today and decided to go on the ferris wheel. So we got the tix and got in line for the ride. All’s good. We ready to see the sunset from the top of the ferris wheel. We chillin in the queue. But suddenly these 1/

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

paki whatsapp groups: Dekhein kis tarha Corona ne naqab se darnay waloon ko naqab kerna sikha diya Indian whatsapp groups: Dekhein kis tarha Corona ne salaam kerne waloon ko namaste kerna sikha diya Hazrat Corona really playing for ALL the teams, innit.

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

miniso initially made every1 THINK it’s exceptionally cheap but soon as it popularised, they started adding taxes on the bill and hiked prices and now most of their products are actually hekka expensive.Tho it still appears cheap cus they also offer cheaper, shit quality variants

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5 years

Scu pa tu mnaa🌚

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@NargisiKoftaay

3 years

Wanna get rich just so i can throw an orgy on a yacht, call it Gashti Kashti 👍🏼

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

rich ppl lit rally graduating 1 day and flying to grad school the next. BICH WHERE’S THE HUSTLE PERIOD?! WHERE’S THE SELF DOUBT?! WHERE’S THE MAYBE-I-SETTLED-FOR-THE-WRONG-DEGREE INTERNAL DIALOGUE??? WHERE’S THE BURING-OUT-MID-20s-QUARTER-LIFE-CRISIS?!?

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Ye islamabaddies sure got a lot to say for someone who discovered a mall in 2013, i—

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@MahatmaaGanji

5 years

This looks like a below average day in Islamabad, sit down

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Tina Gul

@NargisiKoftaay

2 years

Ok bitch who out here DID NOT graduate from Harvard law?!?!

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

I thought Karachi was wild with wall chalkings but Rawalpindi has no competition.

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

“Gulshan mein thand zaidah hoti hogee na, pahari illaqa jo hai” - A clifton colleague in all seriousness

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Tina Gul

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4 years

Following Tinder's ban in Pk, govt to launch a localised version of the dating app called Askari Pinder Plus— App's passport feature, matching the likes of the country, to remain shoddy. New signups must refuse to recognise Israel & detest Ahmedis, before any love-making ensues+

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

Growing up Paki in the late 90s/early 2000s meant getting this Adan Sami doll by a random relative on at least 1 birthday.

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@NargisiKoftaay

6 years

Pakistani diaspora: love my motherland pakistan is #1 biryani is #1 no place like home Pakistani diaspora when visiting: ew yay sab toh itni ganda hai pls nestle minteral water only

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

INVENTED feminism

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

1- Don't pick up the phone. Y’know he's only callin' cus he's drunk and alone 2- Don't let him in. You'll have to kick him out again 3- Don't be his friend. Y’know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning & if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him

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What is a lesson you learned from an ex?

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

Y’all, some Tarzan the wonder car shit happened today!! SOOO, I was heading home 4rm work & next to me was this car—Daihatsu Mira— with NO ONE ON THE DRIVING SEAT & the steering wheel was DEADASS moving on its own?!?!?? But there was a guy on the passenger seat tho and the 1/3

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Sleep paralysis but Priyanka going shekshy shekshy shaari

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@NargisiKoftaay

7 months

In my Pakistan eradicating mullahs will be a national sport. 🥇🥰

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Guys, what’s the most middle-class thing you’ve done?! I’d refill pelikan fountain pen cartridges with 15 ruppay ke dollar ink using a syringe instead of buying new cartridges every time shshdhddg.

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

Pakistan sees biggest jump in a single day, launching national tally to 9000 as soon as govt relaxes lockdown. But yes sure, let’s keep mosques open all throughout ramzan 🙂

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Honestly, the worst thing about being raised middle class is buying sth expensive and feeling bad about it for weeks, even if you can fkn afford it.

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

Mama: Mujhe bestfriend samjho, mujhe sub bataya ja sakta hai 😊😊 Me: okkk siss, did I tell you about the time i got soo drunk yumna had to lock me in her toilet & i thought i was gnna die but i came home & u didn’t even notice sjhddhs Mama: lgta hai muje heart attack araha ha

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4 years

Dominatrix gf tableeghi jamaat bf

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

THE PATIENCE THIS GOOD BOY EXHIBITED BY WAITING FOR HIS TURN. WE HAVE TO STAN!!

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

How is Bulbulay still playing...it’s been 273636 years

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@NargisiKoftaay

3 years

Me: trying to send a v professional vn to a colleague. My mom in the bg referring to the mannequin in my room: YE PHIR NANGI KHARI HAI MEIN AAG LAHA DOONGI ISKO Voice note: deleted.

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4 years

Allah taala if u reading this pls teach me how to flirt, pls i beg 🥴🤲🏻🙏🏼

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Guysss, we once designed a linguistically inclusive campaign for promoting Safe Pregnancy & Birth Control x Aman Foundation & the #1 issue with communities we were working with was that their women weren’t allowed contraceptive pills due to religio-cultural reasons-

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@NargisiKoftaay

3 years

everyday wish i could just quit everything and marry a rich man and live like a suburban housewife like some of y'alls dha moms 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

True middle class culture is intensively studying the menu 1 day prior to going out bec of your internalised fear of looking like a clown on the table for not knowing what to order or not having enough coins to order 🤪🔫

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@NargisiKoftaay

2 years

Fuck the sports quota honestly, always sending dumb ass mfs to places they don't deserve.

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Tina Gul

@NargisiKoftaay

6 years

Yar (یار) is my favourite urdu word. It’s there to fill the gaps b/w my thoughts. It’s there when I have nothing to say but plenty that I would’ve said, if I had anything to say. Yar is kind of warm & just packs a whole lot of ‘aapnaiyat’ & also a certain taken-for-grantedness.

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Basically all of pakistani twitter’s sad, lonely, single & horny. Just get with each other naa. Need tinder but like on twitter.

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

we only stan Dollar SP 10 in this middle class household 😤

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@zafarabbaszaidi

5 years

How many of you remember these chinese pen during School days ?

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5 years

Where are my Kurrhi Chawal stans?!? Reveal yourself, elite tastebud holders.

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

Shikwa & Jawab e Shikwa on the TL

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5 years

wtf is a prateek kukkar?!? And y y’all sluts for it?!

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

corona: maskoffs as a pandemic, shuts entire countries down, indiscriminately kills 1000s across the globes Imran Khan: She ain’t a threat, she just got a bad rep. The press has been after her. Y’all don’t know her like i do. We dated. She’s so hot. She’s still not over me 👅

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Who’s ready to talk about the fact that most Paksitani universities don’t bother providing you the required tools or guidance all 4 years and accustom you to mediocracy and then suddenly expect everyone to churn out professional grade thesis work?!?!?

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

ibuprofen: formula Brufen: brand

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

If you’re dating an AISECer you’re single to me. What’s he gonna do?? Tell you he’s a global volunteer and went on a global internship to the Czech Republic once, where he taught english to local kids for 3 days which changed his entire understanding of the world?????

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

Has Aurat March issued any statements on Chota Bheem cheating on Chutki with Indumati, yet??????

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Why rich people houses so dimly lit with excessive lamps and wall hangings

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@NargisiKoftaay

7 months

F%cK P #kistan ugly ass bitch, but god bless my sweet Karachi 🥰

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Med students are fkn weird. This one time baji waited all day to show me a picture of a wholeass tumour she extracted and i had to pretend to be interested because she seemed so passionate about it. Tauba Astaghfar it still haunts me.

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@NargisiKoftaay

3 years

Another gr8 question 4rm husband 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

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3 years

Why?

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2 years

Imran Khan was so dumb i'm told his peers referred to him as "the dim end" 😂😭

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Regardless of what Priyanka Chopra did/has done, y’all gotta stop being toxic bullies every breathing second of her life. It’s too much. Let her live.

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Weirdest Careeem Ride- A thread. So as soon as I sat in the car, the captain asked me if I could guide him the raasta. I suck at explaining routes, especially anywhere DHA so I asked him to just follow the navigation on the app. Turns out, the navi om his careem app was-

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

Idk who knows & who knows not but the gender wage gap is terrible in the news media industry. For instance, from what i’ve seen, a male desk head at a paper can bag anywhere bw Rs 1.2-1.5 lac a month, while a female with the same experience/caliber is made to settle for 80-90K.

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

masala sachet that comes with instant noodles

Umair

@Umairhunk2

4 years

Since you all virgins think you know everything, what are these?

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@NargisiKoftaay

5 years

let’s get married 4 Allah u r so sexy haha

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3 years

Humble request to ms Covid-19 and all her cousins to pls settle down for like 1 year. Pls

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

There was also a guy who was practically a genius in his field. He never came in the clear about his excuse to not gradu8 for 17272 years while also running a firm. But the grapevine says he earned for his family & had a whole client base at uni whom he sold assignments to.

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@NargisiKoftaay

4 years

What do you call awaara peas? . Mattar gashtiyan

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3 years

Istg which one of u mfs led ms m**sha s**fi to believe that she's some unrelenting comedy queen god-level roaster with her lukewarm takes?????

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3 years

If pm speeches were a sculpture

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3 years

Three year anniversary of the uncomfortable Cipriani Soho Horse sculpture.

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1 year

I met this really cute londoner when i first moved here and it was a random hookup that turned into a really chill friendship, where we'd meet every time he'd be in town for business. At some point he mentioned about feelings but neither of us could offer more.

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5 years

5 year old cousin pulling out a bottle of sanitiser from my bag: “ye hanitiser hai?”

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5 years

Why is she a version of anyone, and not a whole ass person herself?!?! Looks nothing like pc either. Make it make cents, luv 🥴

𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗈𝗇𝗈𝗄𝖾

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5 years

she’s like a prettier version of Pri***** Ch*** and I’m here for it

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5 years

In talks with the makhi community to get tf out of Karachi.

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5 years

Me writing my 8th grade islamiyat paper:

Imran Khan

@ImranKhanPTI

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Our Prophet PBUH was the greatest human being of all time & hence the ideal role model for all of us. Anyone who follows his path will be liberated from the chains that keep us grounded & prevent us from fulfilling our potential.

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Via Uzma Yaqoob: Dear friends in Islamabad do visit G/10 & enjoy home made fresh food for iftar. Initiative‘s run by women & it takes a lot of courage to be a street vendor for women in a country like Pakistan. More love & respect for Naseem and Rubia for this bold step (sic)

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4 years

THERE‘S NO WOMAN IN THE CAR THERE‘S NO WOMAN IN THE CAR THERE‘S NO WOMAN IN THE CAR THERE‘S NO WOMAN IN THE CAR THERE‘S NO WOMAN IN THE CAR THERE‘S NO WOMAN IN THE CAR THERE‘S NO WOMAN IN THE CAR THERE‘S NO WOMAN IN THE CAR

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4 years

How does everything rich people do look different and unrealistic. Like I have bread & toast & jam & butter & paratha & bananas all the time but like when rich people do, i’m like?????? What’s that??? It has to be something else??? Like everything just looks v movie like???

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5 years

@ auratss, chose yo muhafiz

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5 years

So is the fear of sexual intimacy because your entire life’s religious/cultural conditioning has been based on the understanding that sex is the most immoral/heinous thing imaginable and now any affirmation to the said act only invites crippling guilt and anxiety...

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5 years

Controversial opinion but i think sisters shouldn’t get married. In fact no one should. And sasurals shouldn’t exist. And everyone should live in their own homes & ritualistically spend eid with their own families until like humanity eventually ceases to exist. Bus. 😤

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5 years

Lyari gang war unseen footage. Circa 2010

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Damn! I'm in love with this picture.

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