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5 months

@DildoGaggins89 I've done frame to finish construction. With as many people as they had, this isn't that impressive. When I worked for a roofer, we'd strip and reshingle a whole house in less than a day. Cleanup and disposal is a lot of work. Most people then did calculations manually too.

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@NathanJRobinson The conservative "it's not real until it happens to me." Empathy will save you so many harsh lessons, and make you a better person.

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@anotherglassbox If you're nice and putting in effort. He gives advice to improve a look. He picks his targets that are arrogant and mean spirited

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@IAmThatWiz @steelydante Beer is vegan, liquor is vegan.

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@libhawkish The sexism is unfortunate. But there are some great lines in there.

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1 year

@dwayne_media "Use the search function before you post" search hasn't returned an accurate result since Clinton was on office.

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5 months

@remembrancermx Did you suddenly realize a little about why you are the way you are?

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5 months

@Sky_waIker01 @TheCinesthetic True to life. The other cop didn't like what he was hearing and seeing, did nothing. There was a good solution here, totally avoided it.

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7 months

@_deandria3 Professionals don't carry that much crap. It's heavy and wears you down. Carry only what you need.

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1 year

@ExplainThisBob @mel3947 Ummm.... Bob, I have plenty of sleepovers still, I'm a slut.

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1 year

@TexasLucha @punishedmother Stop being sexist. Women are just as capable of being cruel.

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3 years

@ayyy_vuh Wait. Are we not suppose to have sex with people who enjoy it?

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7 months

@notcapnamerica Some people do best living alone, some people do best with someone around. That string of consciousness is something else. My sheets smell like me, my dog, and last night's grindr mistake.

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7 months

@msdoedevil @InstantSunrise The best outcome. She learned and grew

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6 months

@atotalposer It would have been the one thing that made them standout from other big move publishing houses

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6 months

@theashleyray Sex parties was the thing for the 40+ crowd.

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2 years

@TheOnion haha ' Fetterman, who settled into an armchair as the phone call with his defeated opponent passed the 45-minute mark. “I’m sorry, I didn’t quite get that. A little slower please. You said something about losing? I just want to be absolutely certain I’m hearing this right.” '

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2 years

@ErinInTheMorn In the US, most insurance will refill a 30-day script at 28. Just to get a little ahead, in case you're running late the next time. Didn't run late? Oh well, still grab it at 28.

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6 months

@soulkhan Who filmed her filming? I'd love to see that angle.

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3 years

@bonkey_bong I was called soft and sensitive as a small kid. It wasn't my parents who beat it out of me. It was a bunch of other kids. They made sure I kept that shit inside.

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3 years

@silvergelpen Most of my friends all have heavy trauma. We're used to being blunt about sharing. When I'm chatting with someone new I tell a horrible anecdote that wouldn't phase my friends but clearly upsets the other person. Not on purpose. I just forget that it's a rough story.

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5 months

@richard_normal He still has a job. Good thing he didn't take a knee or something crazy.

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5 months

@ask_aubry Considering the circumstances around how I got my current dog. If someone killed her on purpose, they're gonna die screaming.

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7 months

@Mrs_L_Olivier @snide_sally @Kissmyazz24 @BonzillaG @Dumfukdetector @pondering_patty @Evie4Freedom Chicken that sat out at room temp, or kept warm and dried out. Canned beans and pasta. This is what I would have made at 20

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6 months

@ButNotTheCity I needed so many pads after getting my PA piercing.

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2 years

@redemptionarcs The Diana thing was a BFD. She treated them like people. This was back when people thought HIV would jump off a person if you were nearby.

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes My hair was a wonderful black until I got the covid vax. Now there's all these grey hairs on my head. Thanks Obama

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2 years

@ampol_moment Young me: what's the future like? Me: .... femboys argue with congressmen on a bird app.

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2 years

@BadMedicalTakes People have been coddled by modern medicine. Once Polio comes roaring back there might be a change in opinion. The iron lung industry could use a boost.

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5 months

@JayHnt How's she doing? This combo video has been around a few years now.

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5 months

@CantEverDie "You can't joke about things anymore" says comic who hasn't written new material in two decades

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1 year

@ChudsOfTikTok Her kids are likely going to get a forensic psychological evaluation. The description of the images she sent chilled me. I hope those victims are free of abuse, but probably not.

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5 months

@terminallyOL Nah, it'd be the cops.

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5 months

@mcmansionhell Sheathing would have mitigated the risk of collapse like that, like the poster says. They started sheathing the roof but no walls. There is room for improvement in residential housing construction.

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5 months

@mountain_ghosts When I did it I got a huge pile of paperwork to sign. I was assured it was all standard and wouldn't fuck me over. I did not have the time to read all of it. At least I had hired a real estate lawyer

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6 months

@sarinaseaaa I'm sure someone has brought in a dog named Barf or something before

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5 months

@falinfly There's no good technology to reattach nerves together. Creating an interface between nerves and hardware is pretty far out.

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7 months

@oncloud_e Cis children can still get them for precocious puberty. This is just flat out discrimination.

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7 months

@BeijingPalmer Everyone?! Pre-2010s The bar will call a cab for you. There used to be volunteers who would drive drunk people home(like locally run call a phone #). Another bar patron. Your really annoyed friend, you drunk dial at 2am.

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7 months

@WeiShiLindon @sadgayboi They released a report. She had other issues. This just brought a lot of attention to her.

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6 months

@itssamanthaaaa_ My sister-in-law (bros wife) is taller than him. She also wears heeled shoes. It doesn't seem to bother him because he's self-confident and knows he's loved.

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1 year

@_MichaelOswell_ @Devon_OnEarth Maybe hair could survive the pressure. Less sure about the rest

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6 months

@esjesjesj Best part is that whomever run the social media accounts has a desk job.

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1 year

@sandibachom My mother once told me the sexism shown in Mad Men wasn't near as bad as it really was.

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3 years

@bophadesnauts @negaversace Men are thirsty animals. I talked to a guy on Grindr who couldn't host, but said we could fuck in the stairwell at his apartment if we were quiet.

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2 years

@ChudsOfTikTok My friends who joined the military became very left and stayed that way after discharge.

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5 months

@BUNNIMODER Lately I've only ever met women via FetLife, Grindr, or friends. My sexuality is pretty open I haven't had to deal with negativity. When I used Bumble tho...

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2 years

@InkMasterbator I think it's just porn for a certain type of conservative male.

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7 months

@geneslovee It's called carotenemia. The beta-carotene excess gets deposited in your skin. I don't remember if this is a sign of danger or not.

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1 year

@JoshuaPHilll Paper napkin would have dissolved. They still wouldn't have brought a empty but was filled with gas bottle inside. It smells and is still flammable. Looks like this photo was taken in a restaurant.

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2 years

@3Sellers @RightWingCope Yup. Some of us use grindr

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2 years

@renee_said @RightWingCope It kills me to know that the numbers/odds are worse. This is usually based on reported/verified. Many aren't even reported. Many are also victims multiple times.

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6 months

@dieworkwear I capture one moth and castrate it. After the other moths see the moth's balls they stay away.

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6 months

@meowmeister99 So I broadcasted that I was gay be telling my coworkers I do throat swabs for STD. Tests. They are all married with kids, out of the dating scene. But the three people in the room were little befuddled about the throat swab. Then I realized why.

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6 months

@bornposting Stewart went back to being Picard. They must have offered a fat cheque.

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3 years

@Nyxfears Done. He spent it on weed.

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7 months

@BadMedicalTakes Dude discovered a laxative. I wonder what his electrolyte panel looks like.

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7 months

@GodLovesUgly22 @jamesstout @likethe_whiskey He took it Jan of 2020. Before Kenosha

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2 years

@CoinersTakingLs I do talk about crypto in my relationship. Granted I'm dating a guy. Also, the talking is mostly me explaining why it's a bad idea to solve X problem.

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7 months

@InkMasterbator When I was a teen I used to get sexually harassed(groped, dirty talk) by a woman who worked at the same restaurant I did. Everyone thought it was funny, and that I should be "lucky" because she was hot. It messed me up and took a long time to realize it was wrong

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes It totally works. But alternate between gay/straight porn so you wind up bisexual. It's the best skill tree.

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6 months

@BadMedicalTakes Sometimes, I ponder on takes like these. I wonder if medical trauma is at play here. Or trauma in a medical setting. Being SA by a medical practitioner.

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2 years

@mattxiv I thought that was a transition timeline for a moment.

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6 months

@pnwguerrilla You knowingly surround yourself with rapists?

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5 months

@TrolleySwitcher @LegoRacers2 Bars have to toss out some of their best customers.

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2 years

@shortkinggg13 @teh_maxh @LilySimpson1312 Oh no. There's an endocrinologist in Texas. Dr. William Fears. Bet he's not thrilled to be sharing that name right now.

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1 year

@RightWingCope You know it's made from what gets swept off the floor at Folgers

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5 months

@WorstGirlEva NV is fun. It's best when it's not totally serious. There's so much goofball shit and that's what I liked about it.

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1 year

@TizzyEnt This guy is taking a chance walking onto a strangers property like that. Doesn't he know guns are everywhere?

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7 months

@Very__Regular I've known people where homeschooling went on to hide the abuse. Because of a public school, someone might have noticed. I don't trust homeschooling.

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2 years

@Smalltiddycrybb @DoctorPissPants @freshhel This makes it worse. Although I'll stop hating the sculpter now, maybe really needed the money.

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10 months

@girlofswords Lefties managing to be sexist but insist they aren't. They think they're above it

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7 months

@DestinySugarB Tracked you down years later. 😬 that's like stomach churning levels of creep.

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2 years

@itssamanthaaaa_ The line between carpenter and surgeon didn't exist back in the day.

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1 year

@ask_aubry He still lives with his parents?

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2 years

@ChudsOfTikTok Who wants to tell these folk that InBev still owns their new favorite brands. They might wake up about capitalism.

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6 months

@roywoodjr The Waco siege, Ruby Ridge, and the Oklahoma City bombing of the FP Murrah building.

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1 year

@ohioisforashley @AlaskanReality @JoshuaPHilll 😄 It's right in my name at the end 🔞 yoo. I'm half naked wearing a pup hood in my profile pic. Some people are just dumb. Plus it's all flagged as sensitive, they'd have to click through to see photos. I try to be obvious.

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2 years

@fritzcokid @BadLegalTakes I love arresting people in the wild. I'm a catch and release type though. Just catch em' for sport. Best is to hire a good local guide to get the lay of the land.

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2 years

@shortkinggg13 @teh_maxh @LilySimpson1312 Holy shit. Who is this?

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5 months

@girldrawsghosts Happened to a friend of mine years before he even knew what being trans was. In his owns words he was a "very butch lesbian" and got "mistaken" for male, usually until he spoke. He's been on T almost 4 years now. It's done good for him. The truth shines through.

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2 years

@kamilkazani Careful. Nobody on Twitter gets sarcasm.

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2 years

@KennyGoo @jonbernhardt Opiate overdose isn't dramatic. You just nod off and go.

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1 year

@mattxiv He had his eyebrows all done up.

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6 months

@donglabs_ @NewRootsinME @The_Wub_ @GabrielJacksonz That book was cobbled together from military manuals and survival guides. It was nothing new, it just hadn't been put together in one book, with that title. The hoax was the marketing. Plus, a fake bombing of a book signing event that got it wide spread attention.

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5 months

@Parkerlawyer Makes me think she's lucky to have gotten out alive.

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3 years

@YetChannel @jejesjesijessi Most do. Same as most clubs.

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2 years

@ElieNYC @RobAnderson2018 Unless this was the plan all along.

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3 years

@ayyy_vuh When I realized I liked guys too my dating life got much easier. Grindr is the doordash of questionable life choice ass.

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2 years

@Glinner Maybe you're just on the wrong side of this one. There's always time for self reflection. It's OK to absorb new information. Admit you may have been wrong.

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2 years

@StopTweetingMia He's cute. He'd look fine if he found a style that worked and wore it with confidence. Complaining on the Internet, especially at the harm of others, is ugly.

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1 year

@NMoonitz @JoshuaPHilll Penny is an unemployed college dropout. He wasn't a contributing member of society. He murdered someone. He was abandoned by society and had severe mental issues. It resulted in him taking a life. It's best he of the streets

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1 year

@Esqueer_ He didn't even have the courtesy to tag the restaurant.

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@NarcoticParody

7 months

@realgirl_fieri @Adele_Thames Those people then get irritated when you pick the thing they didn't want to do.

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@NarcoticParody

2 years

@PolicySufferer @ampol_moment They all wore wigs, high heels and makeup. I'm sure they would be on board.

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@NarcoticParody

5 months

@TrujelloForever @Meelsie143 Being inside the pressure canister instead of outside, I suppose.

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