BREAKING: KUCOIN INSOLVENCY RUMOR NOW RUMORED TO NOT BE A RUMOR ACCORDING TO A NEW KUCOIN INSOLVENCY RUMOR SAYS ANONYMOUS RUMOR SPREADING SOURCE - SOURCE
ME EXPLAINING TO MY GRANDMA THAT I NEED A STEADY INFLUX OF 2 ETH PER WEEK, A LAPTOP, A VPN, FIFTY OPEN BROWSER TABS, DISCORD, TELEGRAM, ADHD, STIMS, COFFEE, CIGARETTES, A DARK ROOM AND HOME FOOD DELIVERIES TO MAKE IT ON CHAIN :
@KChargecat
@DegenSpartan
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« LISTEN BABE. THERE’S THIS DEGEN SPARTAN GUY. HE’S LIKE A CRYPTO OG FROM NORTH KOREA. HE DRINKS COFFEE IN THE MORNING & HE RETWEETS 2D TIDDIES TO FUD TARDFI. LIKE ALL THE TIME. BUT WHEN THE 2D TIDDIES STOP THEN I KNOW THE BULL RUN IS BACK THEN I GO ALL-IN. TRUE STORY BABE. »
I did mess up the 2021 bull run
I did mess up shorting the 2022 bear market
I did get shaken out many times
I don’t have any fondamental understanding
I am 100% sidelined with no skin in the game
What’s your point?
JUST IN: CRYPTO MARKET PARTICIPANTS RUMORED TO BE TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT EXCHANGES INSOLVENCY RUMORS WHEN THEIR OWN PORTFOLIO INSOLVENCY IS NOT RUMORED BUT CONFIRMED - SOURCE
« WELCOME TO CT »
TRUST NO ONE
NOBODY KNOWS SHIT
EVERYONE HAS AN AGENDA
TAKE NOTHING AT FACE VALUE
BIG ACCOUNTS ARE CLOWNS, LARPS & PAID SHILLS
FADE EVERYONE UNTIL U FORM YOUR OWN CIRCLE
ONLY TRUST IN BTC & ETH
CRYPTO IS A SCAM
WEB3 IS A JOKE
GOOD LUCK
HAVE FUN
WNAGMI
JUST IN: CRYPTO MARKET PARTICIPANTS RUMORED TO ALL BE WAITING COLLECTIVELY FOR HIGHER PRICES IN ORDER TO OFFLOAD THEIR COINS. ‘HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY GO WRONG?’ - SOURCE
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Brothers & sisters,
I cannot stress this enough.
Do not make the mistake of listening to the CT bear larps / FED & macro experts.
Zero alpha, 100% publicly available information and made up predictions.
Steer clear unless you like astrology & circle jerks.
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#Bitcoin
🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨
BREAKING NEWS: ‘BECAUSEBITCOIN’ IS RUMORED TO BE A FEDERAL HONEYPOT. ‘THEY DID EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER TO ENSURE PEOPLE LOST ALL THEIR BITCOIN. FROM PRESSURE TO SELL THE BOTTOM ALL THE WAY TO ADVICE TO SHORT BEFORE THE BIGGEST PUMPS’ - SOURCE
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