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Crypto larping from the ‘Lisp’s vault. Here to flex egos, not make money and help others to do the same Nakamotolisp #6969 🤝

Larpmedo, Japan
Joined May 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@Nakamotolisp
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@WatcherGuru I’m thinking of launching my own stablecoin pegged to frozen bananas. I’m serious BTW.
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@poordart DON’T DO THIS
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BREAKING: KUCOIN INSOLVENCY RUMOR NOW RUMORED TO NOT BE A RUMOR ACCORDING TO A NEW KUCOIN INSOLVENCY RUMOR SAYS ANONYMOUS RUMOR SPREADING SOURCE - SOURCE
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GIRLFRIEND : WHERE DID OUR RENT MONEY GO? ME EXPLAINING TO HER THAT IT IS NOW CRYPTOGRAPHICALLY SECURED ON THE BLOCKCHAIN :
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@WatcherGuru DEPLOYING MORE SUITS - STEADY LADS
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GCR : POSTING ANCIENT CHINESE PROVERBS ME IN MY LONGS NOT UNDERSTANDING CHINESE :
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NOBODY : ME GOING LONG INTO FOMC :
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@zhusu @majinsayan Deploying more arrows - steady lads.
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DADDY’S BACK, BITCHES (RETURN OF THE RETARD)
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JUST IN: CRYPTO RUMORED TO BE THE BEST STOIC TEACHER. ‘I DO NOT CARE IF IT GOES UP OR DOWN ANYMORE’ - SOURCE
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BREAKING: KUCOIN INSOLVENCY RUMOR RUMORED TO BE A FALSE RUMOR SAYS ANONYMOUS CREDIBLE RUMOR SPREADING SOURCE BRANDON - SOURCE
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ME EXPLAINING TO MY GRANDMA THAT I NEED A STEADY INFLUX OF 2 ETH PER WEEK, A LAPTOP, A VPN, FIFTY OPEN BROWSER TABS, DISCORD, TELEGRAM, ADHD, STIMS, COFFEE, CIGARETTES, A DARK ROOM AND HOME FOOD DELIVERIES TO MAKE IT ON CHAIN :
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EVERYONE : SELLING IN MAY AND WALKING AWAY ME HAVING TO STAY COS I BOUGHT THE TOP OF PEPE :
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@Nakamotolisp
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BREAKING: US FEDERAL RESERVE RUMORED TO BE INSOLVENT SAYS ANONYMOUS CREDIBLE SOURCE - SOURCE
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MARKET MAKERS : DRIVING EVERYONE CRAZY ME HAVING ALREADY LOST MY MIND A LONG TIME AGO :
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2021 : NOT TAKING PROFITS 2022 : NO PROFITS TO BE TAKEN 2023 : TAKING PROFITS TOO EARLY
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@KChargecat @DegenSpartan 👀 « LISTEN BABE. THERE’S THIS DEGEN SPARTAN GUY. HE’S LIKE A CRYPTO OG FROM NORTH KOREA. HE DRINKS COFFEE IN THE MORNING & HE RETWEETS 2D TIDDIES TO FUD TARDFI. LIKE ALL THE TIME. BUT WHEN THE 2D TIDDIES STOP THEN I KNOW THE BULL RUN IS BACK THEN I GO ALL-IN. TRUE STORY BABE. »
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@redactedrain WASTE OF A WORKOUT BUT VERY GOOD FUNNEL HE A CLEVER DUDE
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BITCOIN : PUMPING AGAIN ME BEING RELIEVED I DON’T HAVE TO LEARN CHINESE AFTER ALL :
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@WatcherGuru Deploying more of our clients’ money - steady lads.
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@WatcherGuru DEPLOYING MORE DEBT - STEADY LADS
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TELLING MY KIDS THIS IS THE GREATEST INVESTOR OF ALL TIME :
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@tier10k « OF COURSE MONEY WENT MISSING - THEY USED MY FACE FOR BOOKKEEPING »
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« B.. BU.. BUT.. BUT CPI CAME IN HIGHER »
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@screentimes « KEVIN TOLD ME IT WAS THE SAFEST PLACE »
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EVERYONE : MAKING MILLIONS IN CRYPTO ME NEVER HAVING MADE A SINGLE PROFIT :
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WE ARE SO BACK (PEAK RETARDATION POPPIN ITS HEAD AGAIN)
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BUFFETT : THE STOCK MARKET IS A DEVICE FOR TRANSFERRING MONEY FROM THE IMPATIENT TO THE PATIENT ME PATIENTLY BAGHOLDING MY COINS TO ZERO :
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BITCOIN : DUMPING FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT ME NOT LOOKING AT MY PORTFOLIO :
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LETS AGREE TO NOT SELL UNTIL $33,310.50 DEAL?
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I did mess up the 2021 bull run I did mess up shorting the 2022 bear market I did get shaken out many times I don’t have any fondamental understanding I am 100% sidelined with no skin in the game What’s your point?
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Asia is max bidding Anon 👀 🤝 #Bitcoin
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@WatcherGuru INSTRUCTIONS CLEAR
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@WatcherGuru DEPLOYING MORE QUANTITATIVE EASING - STEADY LADS
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BREAKING: BEARS RUMORED TO BE CUCKS - SOURCE
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« SHIPPING IN NEW NARRATIVES - STEADY LADS »
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JUST IN: CRYPTO MARKET PARTICIPANTS RUMORED TO BE TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT EXCHANGES INSOLVENCY RUMORS WHEN THEIR OWN PORTFOLIO INSOLVENCY IS NOT RUMORED BUT CONFIRMED - SOURCE
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👀 This is where we are. Sad sight. 💀(💀) #Bitcoin
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@WatcherGuru DEPLOYING MORE BULLISH NEWS - STEADY LADS
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@Nakamotolisp
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GIRLFRIEND : WHAT DO YOU MEAN U REVENGE TRADED THE RENT MONEY!? ME : ITS ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE TO THE MARKET MAKER
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BITCOIN : PUMPING EVEN MORE ME POSTPONING MY DEPRESSION FOR ANOTHER DAY :
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CAPO IS LONG AND TARGETING NEW ATHS SIR
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@WatcherGuru « DEPLOYING MORE SUBNETS - STEADY LADS »
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@Nakamotolisp
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EVERYONE : DID YOU SELL IN MAY? ME HAVING ADDED EVEN MORE :
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@Nakamotolisp
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RELATIVES : IS NOW A GOOD TIME TO INVEST IN CRYPTO? ME REMEMBERING I TOLD THEM TO BUY THE NOVEMBER 2021 TOP :
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1 year
DOCTOR : YOU MAY HAVE DEPRESSION ME : DOUBLE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT PERSON
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@Nakamotolisp
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POPS : ARE YA WINNING, SON? ME FLOODING CT WITH ALPHA :
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@Nakamotolisp
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2 years
SIXTEEN THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS
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GRANDMA : HOW IS MY LITTLE WOLF OF WALL STREET DOING? ME KNOWING I INVESTED IN THE WORST COINS POSSIBLE :
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JUST IN: VARIOUS CT BEARS RUMORED TO EMIT MAJOR CONCERNS AS BTC PRICE SLIGHTLY PULLS BACK - SOURCE
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I TRADE WITH MY GUT, LEVERAGE & NO STOP-LOSS
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@Nakamotolisp
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« WELCOME TO CT » TRUST NO ONE NOBODY KNOWS SHIT EVERYONE HAS AN AGENDA TAKE NOTHING AT FACE VALUE BIG ACCOUNTS ARE CLOWNS, LARPS & PAID SHILLS FADE EVERYONE UNTIL U FORM YOUR OWN CIRCLE ONLY TRUST IN BTC & ETH CRYPTO IS A SCAM WEB3 IS A JOKE GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN WNAGMI
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@Nakamotolisp
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« I JUST CAN’T HELP MYSELF »
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@Nakamotolisp
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JUST IN: CRYPTO MARKET PARTICIPANTS RUMORED TO ALL BE WAITING COLLECTIVELY FOR HIGHER PRICES IN ORDER TO OFFLOAD THEIR COINS. ‘HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY GO WRONG?’ - SOURCE
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JUST IN: BEARS GOT US TODAY NOT GONNA LIE. ‘IT IS WHAT IT IS’ - SOURCE
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@WatcherGuru INSTRUCTIONS CLEAR MAX LONGING
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BTC : SQUEEZING SOME SHORTS ME IN MY LONGS STILL LARGELY UNDERWATER :
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@riddle245 @cobie @0xfoobar « ETHEREUM HOTLINE? YES I’D LIKE A REFUND ON MY COINS I AM NOT ENTIRELY SATISFIED WITH THE CURRENT PRICE ACTION »
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GRETZKI : YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DON’T TAKE ME REALIZING I WOULD BE RICHER BY NOT GETTING INVOLVED IN CRYPTO :
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1 year
TWENTY TWO THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS
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FROM FTX TO THE ETF. - WILD RIDE
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IRS AGENT : IT SAYS HERE U DIDNT SELL THE TOP TO AVOID TAXES? ME : YES I SOLD THE BOTTOM NOW YOU GUYS PAY ME
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@WatcherGuru DEPLOYING MORE AWARENESS - STEADY LADS
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MARKET : DUMPING ON A MONDAY ME LONGING THE SHIT OUT EVERYTHING IN FULL DENIAL :
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7 months
I WORKED SO HARD FOR THIS. FEELING EMOTIONAL FRENS NGL.
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THEY DID NOT CATCH ME WITH MY PANTS DOWN THIS TIME.
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9 months
WHO NEEDS NETFLIX WHEN YOU HAVE THE 5 MIN CHART!
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@Nakamotolisp
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@WatcherGuru DEPLOYING MORE SCIENTIFIC PONZI RESEARCH - STEADY LADS
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TRADING WISDOM : YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME ME FUCKING UP EVERY SINGLE TRADE :
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👀 Brothers & sisters, I cannot stress this enough. Do not make the mistake of listening to the CT bear larps / FED & macro experts. Zero alpha, 100% publicly available information and made up predictions. Steer clear unless you like astrology & circle jerks. 💀 #Bitcoin
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« I’M FADING ALL THE ANIMAL PFP TRADING ACCOUNTS EXCEPT PIGEON (AND SMOL BULL) »
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WHERE THE FUCK U BEEN? SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE RENT MONEY AND THE MARGIN ACCOUNT
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« OUR FREEDOM IS AT STEAK »
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GIRLFRIEND : PLEASE STOP BUYING THE DIP, RENT IS DUE ME STEADILY DEPLOYING MORE CAPITAL :
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1 year
ENTRIES : GENERATIONAL ME FUMBLING EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN BAG :
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CRYPTO : BANKING THE UNBANKED ME LOSING EVERYTHING I HAD IN THE BANK :
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GIRLFRIEND : TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR CRYPTO, I’M LEAVING! ME CONVINCED SHE’LL COME BACK LIKE MY COINS THAT WENT TO ZERO :
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🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ‘BECAUSEBITCOIN’ IS RUMORED TO BE A FEDERAL HONEYPOT. ‘THEY DID EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER TO ENSURE PEOPLE LOST ALL THEIR BITCOIN. FROM PRESSURE TO SELL THE BOTTOM ALL THE WAY TO ADVICE TO SHORT BEFORE THE BIGGEST PUMPS’ - SOURCE (1/X)
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2 years
@Pentosh1 INSTRUCTIONS CLEAR
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1 year
« WE HAD A DEAL, JEROME! »
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RECESSION : WE CAN’T AFFORD FOOD ME REMINISCING ABOUT THE BULL MARKET :
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« SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THE USD DEV TEAM CONTROLS THE TOKEN SUPPLY AND DOES MINTS & BURNS AS THEY PLEASE? » « YES »
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@Bitboy_Crypto « WE HAVE A VISUAL AT 25° 1' 33.1860'' N and 78° 2' 9.2004'' W. » « THE TARGET IS MOBILE AND SEABORNE. I REPEAT. MOBILE AND SEABORNE. »
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ME EXPLAINING TO MY GIRLFRIEND I’M GATHERING ALPHA BY FOLLOWING ANON FROGS AND MILADYS (THERE WAS NEVER ANY ALPHA, I’M JUST LIKING SHITPOSTS)
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9 months
UP EARLY UP OFTEN UP ONLY
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2 years
JUST IN: BEARS RUMORED TO BE CUCKS WHO MISSED THE ENTIRE MOVE UP. ‘IT’S TRUE’ SAYS REDACTED BRITISH CT BEAR - SOURCE
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1 year
PORTFOLIO TIP : CAN’T SEE LOSSES UNLESS YOU LOOK AT THEM ME NOT LOOKING RN :
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@Nakamotolisp
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@WatcherGuru FRENCH PROTESTERS : MAD AT THE STOCK EXCHANGE ME MAKING MONEY FROM THE STOCK EXCHANGE :
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@Route2FI « $USDC STILL AT THE SAME PRICE? BULLISH »
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1 year
TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS
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2 years
@WatcherGuru DEPLOYING MORE LIES - STEADY LADS
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7 months
CRYPTO SOLVING REAL WORLD ISSUES :
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9 months
GIRLFRIEND : WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL OF OUR SAVINGS GO!? ME EXPLAINING TO HER THAT I DECENTRALIZED THEM :
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1 year
NOBODY : ME MICROWAVING MY LEDGER TO MAKE THE CORN POP :
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1 year
HEAR ME OUT SAME BTC BUT $100K PER COIN
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1 year
GIRLFRIEND : WHAT U MEAN U WENT LONG WITH THE RENT MONEY!? ME : NO NEED TO THANK ME
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2 years
JUST IN: #BTC officially pegged to the price of a Toyota RAV4.
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