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@Nagey8

11 months

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@Nagey8

2 years

2 in 1, kudya muchigeza maoko at the same time.

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@Nagey8

6 years

Kupinda mukombi, and the whole kombi starts singing happy birthday to you. Apa conductor akabata cake. Chandirikuda kuziva is who the fuck told these people that today is my bday.😂😂😂 Yes i am lying😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

4 years

Master of Business Admin (MBA).🙏

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@Nagey8

4 years

In a normal economy, considering the qualifications i have, i should be sleeping next to a wasp-shaped woman, with long hair, caramel skin and lips to die for. But here i am sleeping next to nothing in my parents' house. #ZimbabweanLivesMatter

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@Nagey8

2 years

Heartbreaking story i heard on radio. This guy's wife left him when they were struggling. Months later when things were looking up, mans got himself a ride, she comes back. Starts nagging the guy to sell the car and pay lobola. Guy caves in, does exactly that.

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@Nagey8

2 years

Home is humbling. My lil sista doesn't realise that i am an executive at work, hanzi mona sadza sha😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

My neighbor muForm 2 akuisa bf yake paStatus achiti i promise to love you forever.😂😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

2 years

Kana kuno haachashandewo.

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2 years

BREAKING: Young Thug has been denied bond

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@Nagey8

2 years

Do you also do solar installations for the heart? I want you to light my heart forever💀

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2 years

10KVA Solar installation in Guruve 😊😊😉

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@Nagey8

6 years

I am a voter-virgin, ready to give it up to that special someone.😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

3 years

To the girl I dated this year. You were truly awesome. It was one of the best relationships i have ever been in & the longest. Will forever be grateful that you can into my life. I am sorry i couldn't give u what u needed. Wish you nothing but the best in life. Have a great 2022.

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@Nagey8

2 years

Job secured, now i finally get to use that MBA.

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@Nagey8

2 years

New job🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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@Nagey8

2 years

Vamwe vakuti i will never carry my gf's purse. Firstly hauna gf, and secondly muri mbavha, they would never let you carry their purses, munozovabira😂

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@Nagey8

3 years

Well, yesterday was embarrassing. Kept checking out @advocatemahere at Pariah until her date waved at me😭😂

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@Nagey8

6 months

I want to die for you so that i would really be Mr Kufa.

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@MissKufa_

6 months

The flag || The face #Zim44

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@Nagey8

1 year

@Am_Blujay Someone said y'all are broken for hating on people loving their partners wholeheartedly. And they are right!

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@Nagey8

6 years

Yah my mum is now desperate for a muroora. She just sent me a whatsapp group link for SDA singles over 25.😂😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

4 years

My parents don't understand what working from home is. Now takuendeswa kumunda. Smh😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

Life is fleeting. My uncle passed on in the wee hours of today. He wasn't even sick, up to now i still don't believe that he is gone. I remember towing my car from his place 3wks ago, he looked so lively & enjoying life. We are only but here for a little while, this ain't home.

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@Nagey8

1 year

Kumaraini kwangu vanonditi Samson💀

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@Nagey8

5 years

My mum is wild, just saw me texting my girl zvikanzi hanzii neBhebhi redu🤣🤣😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

I wonder what Cardi B's mum said to her when she was crying about Offset cheating again. She probably said something like: "Shinga mwanangu, ndizvo zvinoita varume vemaGitare ava." 😂😂

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@Nagey8

2 years

This girl just replied a DM from 2019, woman have no shame😭

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@Nagey8

6 years

What? 40yrs!!! 40 looks good on you. Anyway on the first frame whose hand is that on your left?

Patience Musa

@PatieMusa

6 years

40 yrs downloading... #marchbabiesrock #14march1979 #lifebeginsat40 @BTonhodzayi @mellowcremelove @Nyamz03 @KelvinMotsi1 @TalentNyonie @BenedickTafadz1 @mutesvu86 @ZiFMStereo @tapsmugadza @lusterzimbabwe @ggowera747 @JosRu

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@Nagey8

2 years

If this ain't me, i don't know what is. To think that for the past 5yrs i was just a technician, but the past 3months have been quite surreal. Switched jobs and starting from Monday, i will be heading a whole company. God can be quite amazing🙌

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@Nagey8

6 years

False alarm, yanga iri heartburn.😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

Finally in love😍😍😍

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@Nagey8

2 years

My grandma went in too hard. Hanzi your grandfather was a polygamist but iwewe you can't even get 1 girl😂

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@Nagey8

4 years

I hear someone trying to open our gate forcefully. Ndabva ndadedzere kuti ndianiko iyeye akuita zveHASHA kunge gedhi rake. Gate opens, it's my dad.🤦🏽‍♂️

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@Nagey8

6 years

If u're going 4 a date gara wadya, but make sure pachikona chaukudyira hauonekwe. So this nigga hd a date wit a gal, got into twn fast. Jump'd into one of these takeaways. Aripakati pekuseva zimusuwa, bhebhi rikabva rapindawo richida kutengawo, apa vese vanga vati i'm stil home😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

Waenda nemunhu wako kuChurch obva abuda dhimoni rechihure😲😲😞

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@Nagey8

2 years

We live with evil people. So when you're in love leave room for common sense, because honestly why would you take someone back who ghosted you when you were broke.

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@Nagey8

6 years

So my cousin recently found out that his gf had a blesser. Girl was all cultured and shit. Nigga was talking about marrying her and all. Introduced her to his immediate family. If i have learnt anything from all of this is never judge a book by its cover, people will shock you.

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@Nagey8

6 years

Huh vamwe vasikana vane zviwindi and confafa dzacho dzakawandisa. BF opens her gallery, sees about five pics of guys, asks kuti who are these people? Zvikanzi maMemes😨😨😨😨

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@Nagey8

4 years

If she calls you "bro or fam", hauchazi muTouchline. Vatove kunze kweStadium. Siyana nazvo.

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@Nagey8

4 years

I have a pair of shorts that look exactly like your skirt. If that ain't destiny, i don't know what is.😕😕😕

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@saloe2398

4 years

Another good day to be gay!❤️🧡💛💙💚🇿🇼🇿🇼

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@Nagey8

2 years

I am now someone's husband🙌

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@Nagey8

6 years

Hahahahahaha hanzi Mtukudzi paiimba achiti nhava izere mhepo aidya pork pie.😂😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

Gotta love twitter. Vamwe vanhu maShark kuFacebook uko, but pano matemba.😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

3 years

Chuffed! My friend finally got employed. Been unemployed since we finished our undergrad in 2015.

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@Nagey8

3 years

I am pissed off, HR kundivharira panze. Came to introduce a new attachee, vakuti this is nhingi and nhingi, they're both married. When did i get married please?😭

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@Nagey8

6 years

Yah some niggaz got bars. Him: Ende unozvida Her: aaah handizvide ini Him: Saka huya ndikude zvangu ini ka 😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

These kids of today do not know that the Mazoe 2L bottle used to have a handle. They are saying i am lying😑😑😑

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@Nagey8

6 years

Kumwe kurongeka hakudiwe. Munhu kutouya kuzokumbira mota ane modulator yake, hanzi i dont like your type of music. Ahhh😂😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

My crush posted a pic. Though i was using econet twitter, i liked it anyway because i was sure she would be looking mighty fine as she usually does. But my friend is telling me that it was a pic of her bf, cry with me.😭😭😭

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@Nagey8

6 years

2019 we are dating religious girls. You gotta be able to recite at least 10 verses.😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

3 years

My mother stays embarrassing me, she told the whole church that i got dumped. Now people are offering me prayers🤦

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@Nagey8

4 months

Me as a househusband showing my wife the iron i want.

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@Nagey8

6 years

That guy who stole my mota yemawaya pamusoro pemba yedu, i hope u r nw stealing Porsches & Lamborghinis . Or at least u r nw a professional rock-climber bcz hw e f dd u climb 2 e top of our hse? Or you are nw a fortune-teller bcz hw e hell dd u knw e car wz ere? 😕😕😕

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@Nagey8

6 years

Aaaah vanhu veEconet Twitter tengai maBundles chaiwo please. Some dude ati on one of my tweets, are you wifey material? Ini eeeeh. 😨😨😨

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@Nagey8

6 years

Vasikana vakungoti what should i get bae makutisvota. Are we your baes? We dont even know the nigga, so how should we know what he likes. What if we say jeans and nigga wants a skirt because he is a crossdresser. Zivai vanhu venyu, hatikuzivireyi😏😏😏

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@Nagey8

10 months

You spelt "Bhebhi rako raroorwa" wrong.

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@Nagey8

3 years

Sofage

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@Nagey8

6 years

Muroyi munhu anoti i miss you on twitter but ane number yako.😏😏

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@Nagey8

6 years

MaZimbo ndakutadzai. Yesterday this lady gave the conductor 80c, and asked for her 5cents change. Conductor akati haana. And the whole kombi went into uproar. Over 5cents here amana😂😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

5 years

This is beautiful, simple and portable. But knowing Zimboz, someone will probably steal it. Smh

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@Nagey8

6 years

Vanhu veUtd rega vavengwe, kungotanga kuhwina kana step yatochinja😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

Girls without a last seen have 3 boyfriends and above. Don't @ me

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@Nagey8

6 years

Vapfana vemaSciences vaionererwa havo. They would go home wearing their lab coats😒😒😒

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@Nagey8

4 years

For the past two years i have spent my weekdays at work, and weekends at school. It's been tough but we're here, #MBA secured.

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@Nagey8

4 years

@mattjcartwrigh1 Nah she was no psycho. She was justified about her insecurities, i just chose to ignore it all.

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@Nagey8

6 years

My niece is pretending to be asleep whilst her mom is calling her. Ndabva ndafunga kudhara dhara ndichizviita izvi, the difference is ipapo ndakatsemurwa mambama aienderana nezvaitaurwa naMomz. Hausi *slap* kunzwa *✋* kuti *✋* ndikuku *✋* daidza *tsemu imwe✋ *. 😂😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

Huh vanhu vakasvika kumba kwangu vanenge vachitoti Zee anenge akadyiswa, because teamwork yatinenge tichirova naWifey ka. Achiwacha, ini ndichiyanika; achichisa mbatya, ini ndichipeta; Achikurungira soup, ini ndikuchekerera twumaVeggies; etc #TagTeamThings 😂😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

3 years

Beverly from Nedbank (Jason Moyo) who called me just now has a very nice voice. Thought i was talking to an angel and I was already in heaven. DM me if you see this, you just might be the loml. Been waiting for you since forever.

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@Nagey8

2 years

How much is girlfriend allowance these days?

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@Nagey8

6 years

I would rather not get married than get married & get divorced. Because once i get married, i am all in. Divorce won't be an option. So i am not gonna rush into marriage, imma take my time. It's a lifetime commitment.

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@Nagey8

3 years

Vasikana imi musina mota, saka if you get flowers at work unotokwira kombi wakamabata here or you leave them there? I am honestly curious

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@Nagey8

6 years

The reason why twitter is the best app is because chero uri chigure, as long as what you have said is funny or its a good point, people will like it. Vamwe vakatonaka kutipfuura pano but vanoita ma1likes isu tiripa20likes. Pano panodiwa kufunga, not runako.😂😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

2 years

My niece's school just called us to come fetch her, apparently she is sick. The funny thing is that today is her birthday. Too coincidental for me😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

Vasikana vepaTwitter make sure that they rub it in our faces that they finally got a boyfriend after a long struggle. It's always my boyfriend this, my boyfriend that. Mxm😏😏😏

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@Nagey8

6 years

I am in Mbare and these people have tried to sell me these: 1. Radio ine tambo yemuhuro 2. Rekeni ( hameno shiri dzacho ndodzipfurirepi) 3. Mapiritsi emusana 4. Mabhurugwa evana ( Yet i don't have any kids) 5. Pombi 6. Bhero reMombe 😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

Kombi $2.50, kasi vakutipa maRefreshments here munzira?😏

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@Nagey8

6 years

Dating a girl you work with is all fine and ish. The problem starts when she starts coming to work without any food everyday expecting you to foot the bill for lunch everyday. How the hell do you think a nigga is gonna save up for lobola when you are munching it all?😏😏😏

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@Nagey8

6 years

My 22yr old cousin told my 3yr old niece that it is time to sleep, zvikanzi dzikama.😲😲😲

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@Nagey8

6 years

Mahwindi anoda kurohwa. I am in this kombi on my way to work. Zvikanzi maHwindi nhasi vakadzi varimuno hamuna kunyatsopfapfaidza maPerfume. And the girl sitting next to me abva ati, tikwanireiwo baba imi. Zvikanzi naConductor, ndati vakadzi not imi anaJohn. Aaah, TF😣😣😣

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@Nagey8

6 years

Eish vasikana vedu tombovanyepera. Bumpd into my cuz in twn & he introduced me to his girl. So i am like, so this is the girl you sent me pics of. AND he says yep thats her, uya waiiti uda kuzogara nhaka wn i die. Apa i never said that ish, kuda kutosimbisa hake simbi yake😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

11 months

You can work hard and still never make it.

Zita_Ndi_Chaza

@TanakaChaza

11 months

What is the saddest truth about life?😭

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@Nagey8

6 years

Saka mati Christmas iriko here mangwana or tongosiyana nazvo?

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@Nagey8

5 years

Another year added. Looking forward to more years on this Earth. But hopefully not in this country, i am tired. Thank you Lord🙏🙏🙏🙏

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@Nagey8

3 years

Girls that flood your phone with pics and short videos>>>

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@Nagey8

6 years

Call it pride or childishness, but i will not text you again until you reply my message. I cannot be texting and texting you, whilst you don't reply. Yes i understand that we all get busy, but it's not like we ain't busy too. We got shit 2 do too, but we just make time to reply u

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@Nagey8

6 years

Vamwe vasikana kana vakuda, vanoda nemoyo wese. Once dated this girl who would send my broke ass airtime, take me out, come & pick me up by my hse. We would chill zvedu, and she would drop me off akuenda kumba kwavo. How i wish i could return the favor now, bt ohhh well. Life😑😑

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@Nagey8

2 years

My worst fear on this app is to wake up tagged on a tweet written, "i love you."

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@Nagey8

6 years

I was once dumped because i was too serious about her, she still wanted to have some fun. A whole me, dumped because i was too serious😂😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

9 months

Kuno tichiri kudyara😭

The Best

@ThebestFigen

9 months

It's a Sakura season in Japan.

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@Nagey8

6 years

Hupenyu hwemuZim ma1. Get paid today and three days later you're already looking at the calendar for next pay date.😕😕😕

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@Nagey8

5 years

"...rudo hapachina, rudo hapaThursday..." Aihwa TiGonzi musiyeyi, dude got bars.👐

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@Nagey8

4 years

@SkySportsPL Liverpool fans are a deluded bunch. Out here saying he is. He got floored by Sterling just last week😂

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@Nagey8

4 years

Marriage is tough. People out here celebrating divorce. Marrying the right person is importanter.

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@Nagey8

6 years

I prefer a girl who gets all mad and screams when you do stupid stuff than one who doesn't show any emotion at all. Those ones are dangerous, unogona kungomuka achitodziya hake moto weHembe dzako dzese achisekerera. Witchcraft chaiyo.

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@Nagey8

6 years

Gospel songs worth having: Gracefully Broken ~ Tasha Cobbs Fill me up ~ Tasha Cobbs Mighty Man of War ~ Jimmy Forever ~ Kari Jobe Heaven On Earth ~ Micah Stampley Reckless Love ~ Steffany Gretzinger Oceans ~ Hillsong My soul says Yes ~ Sonnie Badu You waited ~ Travis Greene 🙏🙏

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@Nagey8

6 years

Wakamborambirwa kunzi wakafitira kuhura?😲

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@Nagey8

6 years

Izvi zvitori nani, mumwe akatombopinda nemombe 2.🤦‍♂️

Nick Not Mangwana

@NickNotMangwana

6 years

But team rinopinda mukombi ne Mbudzi ne Huku 😥😣 I bhooo here amana ?

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@Nagey8

6 years

Ukada kufarisa paTweet yangu, trying to make your name off me. I will just delete the tweet tigoona kuti kaComment kako kanoita relevance here😂😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

2 years

Zvekuti Sundays are for lovers ndezvekushaya. They are for laundry please😒

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@Nagey8

6 years

Vasikana vanombotishandisa akomana. This otha ex of mine made me cut my afro, had bn growin it for 4mnths. After e haircut i see her wit her cousin, & i think its her mom. So ignore her, next thing i knw a msg comes in: "Saka uda kutoonererwa neziZuda rako nhaika." TF!!!😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

#ImagineDating a girl that gets along with your mother and sisters. My guy you will be outnumbered.😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

Vasikana vepano ukavanzwa vachiti i miss my boyfriend you will think the dude lives abroad, iye achigara paNextdoor.😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

4 years

Relationship inenge yadhakwa manje, when you start seeing pics she hasn't sent you paStatus kunge povho.

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@Nagey8

6 years

Beard gang is so secretive about the products they use kunge zvikwambo😂😂😂

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@Nagey8

6 years

Some of you are just faithful because you don't have money.

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