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Husband Father Ducatisti Jeeper Dog lover Free Assange Free Snowden Abolish the Fed MAGA Pureblood Chicken farmer / egg collector

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@mortslha @fasc1nate She did at least 50 nut crushers
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@lporiginalg I hope my parents spend their last dime in their last minutes, they don't owe me a penny. They worked for it & saved it, none of my business what they do with their own money. If they come reaching in my pockets, then I care. Similarly what I am saving for my retirement is for
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@jiffywild @fasc1nate They're around 50. Where do you live where people die so early?
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@ClownWorld_ Is she not allowed to pay the tip with cash at delivery? A tip is a reward for good service, what he expects is a delivery fee.
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@FightMate Looks like they were begging for it. If you don't want a fight, don't aggressively strut after one. Some have to learn the hard way every time.
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@libsoftiktok Never trust nor take advice from a woman who proudly wears improperly applied makeup.
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@reddit_lies If I tell my wife "dinner was perrrrfect" every night, how will she know if is ever perfect
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@Rothmus Its not hard to find horny men in their late teens or early 20s. The limiting factor for sex is typically the female & has been forever.
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@fopminui @Morbidful How tf is an ID not good enough to make sure you are you, just because the ID expired. I had this same thing happen but no fuzz.
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@GreenTextRepost @asdf03291423 Don't mess with people who will cook or serve you food. Bad idea
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@Rothmus Wait you expect the tsa to make sense?
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@InsaneRealitys And he isn't choking her out. He is a Saint.
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@WomenPostingLs New way of telling pops you are a disappointment
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@MyLordBebo What came first - finding out your pals dead or posted to ticktock.
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@WomenPostingLs Those nails look like lobster claws
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@wayotworld Officer is getting a double shot of equity & inclusion.
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@MomsPostingLs She turned a hard L to a W, a rare event & one to be celebrated
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@UltraDane A mayor shouldn't have any security details. Should need to live the city as the citizens do.
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@CensoredMen Wouldn't leave him alone with my kid.
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@taIkingSHlT I havnt laughed so hard in a long time wtf
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@RestrictedVids Died doing what he loved.
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@lporiginalg Have you seen the Ganges? India is not clean. Importing people from India does not change the people. It changes canada!
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@gatewaypundit Do rural NY counties brag of being 'sanctuaries'? No, that's NYC. Must be all talk.
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@LeftismForU She should check her privilege & the only aggression was the video.
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@ClownWorld_ In my day if your boy said he was superman You would remove his cape, close the windows & talk sense. Now parents pull out their cameras open the windows & give them a nudge
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@HatiWolf07 @lporiginalg Unless your mommy took out loans on your name, she didn't leverage your future. Sack up.
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@GoodReddit We call it the rat belly.
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@lporiginalg Does not improve meat. Meat tastes better if the animal felt no pain nor fear.
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@SaltyCracker9 Why the snot though?
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@lporiginalg It's not just height to worry about. My truck has bumpers & made from .25 inch steel. Best to teach your kids to properly cross & use the road rather than teach which cars hurt least.
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@FightMate Only reason they're in school is so the school gets paid.
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@skinnymane5000 @lporiginalg No, I hunt & farm dipshit.
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@senatorpol @InsaneRealitys Grown man not responsible for his own actions. Racism of low expectations.
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@Bornakang Tbh I'm not interested in keeping their wives happy either.
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@Noirdeathe @greentexts_bot Nasty as fuck doesn't matter 1 yr or 40.
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@AkonFenty_4 @AlphaNewsMN Or from someone they dislike, or even speech which disagrees with a dim in any way, they've said also silence is hate speech.
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@ShitpostGate She got cheese for the wine if you give her some time
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@Rothmus Then why go to police at all?
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@crazyclipsonly Guys were there to film, never tried to stop anything, but as soon as their boy goes down ganged up on him to stop. They deserved it too it seems.
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@wideawake_media Short flights .. but keep all the yachts, limos & private jets.
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@reddit_lies They sure do get excited about stuff made up in their own head
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@lporiginalg This movie was made for a customer base that does not exist. As far as I know there was no contract with incels, they owed this movie nothing.
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@brixwe How much lube did they bring for the training?
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@greentexts_bot If you were in the military you heard this story a million times over. Or more.
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@BlahBlahBllaahh @NoCapFights Baby batter balloons. I have so many questions but don't want to hear the answers
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@WomenPostingLs Must have been the extra romantic handicap stall
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@pathforward327 @Resist_05 He is a college dropout
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@LibertyCappy Not scared. A woman on testosterone is just another name for a cancer patient.
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@OliLondonTV No but I do appreciate the sign to make the decision easier. I don't support commies
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@RealCrazyFight_ Sounded like a horny cat at the end
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@iamyesyouareno Victim complex
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@JamesLionheart_ @lporiginalg Mosst retire in their 60s or 70s. They person whining is in his 50s most likely. If you need money from mommy and daddy at 50 you are a loser.
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@iamyesyouareno Maybe people would go to NYC if public transportation had this vibe.
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@lporiginalg Hard to sell with that salvage title. End up giving it away.
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@FAFO_TV That was hot af
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@reddit_lies Conservatives are now counter culture, the rebels are conservative.
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@did_u_post_this @NoContextHumans Think I watch too many of these.
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@__TEAM_USA Why hire lockjaw? No better than pence
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@WomenPostingLs Imagine how narcissistic one has to be to search someone's likes for references to you. Pathetic
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@lporiginalg I've got 25 yrs exp but no way in hell moving to San Fran
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@il0venostalgia Last starfighter
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@libsoftiktok Teachers now seem to dress like they are children & not professionals to be taken seriously
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@reddit_lies He should dump her.
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@JebraFaushay Some people are never happy, not even when they get exactly what they asked for.
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@lporiginalg Science for the win
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@Miguel64185066 @lporiginalg Trick question, all dem cities are segregated
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@lporiginalg Doesn't seem like a great way to approach a cop. Should be classified as suicide.
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@lporiginalg Bud light & smirnoff ice - hope he brought lube
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@buitengebieden He had a ruff day
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@cctvidiots Look at that privilege. Princess knew he won't dare raise a hand.
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@NoContextHumans She is young. Buck up buttercup. Not even a senior. Yeah, nobody is giving it up, thank your mom & grandma
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@unlimited_ls Time to pull out glamor shots & pics of him as a child.
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@CitizenFreePres What a fruit.
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@janninereid1 @1776Diva Never had sheets fresh off the clothesline? Cheap luxury
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@Ranting_Monkey @libsoftiktok The solution isn't welfare, it's hunger.
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@Sneakiestsnakee Imagine a fence outside making rooms inside unusable.
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@PicturesFoIder Doesn't sound college bound
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@RestrictedVids Went from a beef to ground beef
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@iamyesyouareno Most vulnerable includes no children & no woman, seems legit
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@AZ_TeeTime Justified Did he drag him outside to finish bleeding?
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@Travis_in_Flint Reporters probably were under pelosi orders too.
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@simonateba @JoeBiden My favorite part is how others pretending not to notice. Easily identifies the enemy.
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@Rothmus What if I used a meme of an off white Greek when I'm more Irish white, how close must the hue be? So many rules from the
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@RealMattCouch On top of that I'd like to see the inheritance tax removed, especially for hard assets such as homes.
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@JackPosobiec No matter how she explains it - that adversary is you & me.
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@MikeDonio Think we'll find out why all these military aged men are invading the us.
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@JebraFaushay If I shit in a bucket for decades, it's forever a shit bucket. No amount of washing the bucket changes that.
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@thepetnationn @insultsrare I would also add anatomical changes & modifications, let's see how science can improve the human body
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@lporiginalg Is homeboy a feeder?
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@gatewaypundit Sometimes people tell you exactly what they are. Pence confirmed what many knew already.
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@il0venostalgia No spell check or redo on a typewriter
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@cagrown5 Thought they were going after the epstien perverts finally.
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@RadioGenoa Get some pals, bring your own hammers, leave the phones at home, mask up. Take back what's yours.
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@Shayor19 @PicturesFoIder Pay for your own loser
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@DelusionPosting I'll take what would a groomer say for 1000 alex
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@ClownWorld_ Fat acceptance isn't a thing in most of the world.
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@BillboardChris Child trafficking has come a long way
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