Sameer Sewak @Naa_Cheese Twitter profile

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Sameer Sewak

4 years

Don’t know who needs to hear this but if life can remove someone you never dreamed of losing, it can replace them with someone you never dreamt of having.

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2 years

A strong independent biryani that needs no man

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3 years

WE DONT NEED A NEW PARLIAMENT BUILDING. WE NEED NEW MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT!

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3 years

When is the vaccine for Kangana coming out?

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3 years

Took my naani on a little date, how beautiful does she look.

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6 years

Ajay Devgan Samosa

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5 years

Indian uncles, on their digestive walks after dinner.

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4 months

Arora boravali ☺️

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2 years

She already has 1000 guys telling her she’s pretty. Be different, cook her biryani.

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10 months

Delhi NCR air quality

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2 years

Will never find it not funny that MDH masale uncle only lends his face to the masalas that make vegetarian dishes.

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2 years

Need this gol gappe fountain in my life

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1 year

Season 3, Fleabag is gonna be lit 🔥

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3 years

Indian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on studies

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2 years

yaha aarushi talwar ka murder hua tha… aur yaha nithari serial murder case hua tha... yaha ponty chadda.. ~my aunt giving me a tour of Noida

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2 years

Gonna start a dal tasting. Like wine tasting but instead of trying fine wines there will be loads of rare but delicious slow cooked dals. With khameeri roti, naan & achaars.

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2 years

Is their poem or song that describes the light joy one gets shopping for nicely stacked fresh produce? It’s the little things in life..

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2 years

This scene from Harry & Meghan’s new Netflix documentary had me in tears

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3 years

A chatcuterie board

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4 months

I hope this reel makes it to Cannes

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5 months

Anil kapoor in nayak

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5 months

Alfredo pasta today!!!! Done with 24th iftaari! 🥰

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2 years

Dehradun at night

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4 years

A govt so cold hearted it could be used to store the Pfizer vaccine

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4 years

Love your curves and all your edges all you perfect imperfections

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2 years

BREAKING: Following his resignation, Boris Johnson has shown up at my house

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2 years

The supermarket isn't the best place to find good sabzi so the mandi is where I go 🎵

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2 years

Me: I should keep this to myself Also me:

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3 years

The Indian urge to ask your Uber driver who is going to win the election

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2 years

Me: I’ll just have a salad The salad:

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5 years

Can't believe my tweets had no effect on this election

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4 years

This is the most Emo house I’ve ever seen

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4 years

The whole country going through what Hrithik went through in 2017 😭

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4 years

Yesterday it was Sudha Bharadwaj, Anand Theltumbde, Chandrashekhar Azad, Umar Khalid, Kanhaiya Kumar, Rhea Chakraborty... Arnab just thought it could never be him.

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3 months

An app that deletes your number from other people’s phone

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1 year

The second floor of my house is now open for bookings for short & long term stays, for anyone looking to unwind/work from home in Dehradun and enjoy awadhi delicacies prepared by me and my mom.

Villa in Dehradun · ★5.0 · 2 bedrooms · 4 beds · 3 baths

Lal Kothi Mountain Wrapped home w/ Awadhi Cuisine

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3 years

Get you a man who’ll cook you gosht instead of ghosting you

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5 months

Ae Laddu, Chandni Chowk mein entry nahi le sakte

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5 months

This canister is surely enchanted? 🏰🥀✨

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5 years

Roadside vendor selling 23 different varieties of mangoes on Dehradun-Delhi highway near Khatauli.

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8 months

Me celebrating New Year’s Eve

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2 years

they call it scranton! what??! the electric city

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3 years

Wordle is this wave’s Dalgona coffee

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2 years

Afghan Colony in Lajpat Nagar 3, Delhi

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3 months

You never know with INDIA

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3 years

I'm dead the day my white ex-girlfriend finds out those poems I wrote for her were just English translations of cheesy bollywood songs

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4 years

Our grandfathers were freedom fighters, so our fathers could be engineers, so we could be instagram influencers.

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4 years

There’s an old aunty in my neighbourhood who has 12 dogs in her house.

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4 years

Waiting for Whatsaap forwards with kya aapko pata hai Nehru ka Rihanna ki nani ke saath chakkar tha 🚩

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3 years

Me, when I use the word perhaps in a conversation

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3 years

Mussoorie has its way of ushering #PrideMonth

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2 years

If Twitter dies it’s back to reading shampoo & conditioner bottles in the bathroom

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3 years

Monkey baat

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5 years

Imagine indian parents being supportive of your love life right from high school. Bring able to talk to them, take their advice, share your struggles, heartbreaks instead of having to quarantine that part you from them & pretend to be immune to feelings till you get married.

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4 months

Sabzimandi > Heeramandi

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@Naa_Cheese

7 years

Extra happy today to be attending my Aunt's wedding. She silently endured physical & emotional abuse in her 1st marriage for 10yrs. For the last 8yrs she & the guy she's marrying today, have fought against society, in-laws, religious leadrs to accept them & finally it's happening

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4 years

👀

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1 year

Jinne mera dil Lutyens

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@Naa_Cheese

4 years

Someone tell Kangana gorilla glue is a great lipstick substitute

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3 years

It’s the little things

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3 years

Rent a boyfriend for the holiday season ₹10k package includes: -cute background story -one synchronised bollywood dance -two insta stories, one insta post -small talk with relatives -will laugh at all your jokes -will stop you from calling ex -will hold your hair if you puke

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4 years

I Ross, take thee Rachel

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3 years

Achaarcutrie board

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3 years

Narendra Modi

@narendramodi

3 years

Supporting our nation’s future! Several children lost their parents due to COVID-19. The Government will care for these children, ensure a life of dignity & opportunity for them. PM-CARES for Children will ensure education & other assistance to children.

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3 years

Landour mornings

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1 year

My favourite Indian censor board moment was when they blurred Monica Bellucci's cleavage through out the Matrix to protect society from getting corrupted

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4 years

Chapatis are just edible spoons

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6 years

Shahrukh Khan, John Kerry and Hillary Clinton dancing to tune Mari entry aur dil mein baji ghantiyan 2018 is like living inside a dream written by Lewis Carroll

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1 year

Lipstick for men

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4 years

“Kitne sookh gayi hai hostel ka khaana kha kha ke”

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1 year

They don’t do menu’s like this anymore

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3 years

They should raise the marriageable age to 41

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5 years

My dad is 62, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.

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4 years

There needed to be desi version so I made one.

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3 years

Indian moms don’t get enough credit for being the culinary geniuses they are.

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9 months

The Prime Minister is in town for an investor summit so they have painted fake windows to an old art deco building (Connaught Place in Dehradun) for beautification #SmartCity

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3 years

My ex is making Dal recipe for her husband by watching my insta stories 🥲

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7 years

Madhubala: an aesthetic

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7 months

Auditions outside the relevance room in the orry office

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3 years

“How to convert India into a Christian nation” lol they are such morons, so intoxicated with their bigotry that they couldn’t even come up with a believable book title.

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5 years

@madhukishwar What's the explanation for Amit Shah's hold over Modi? I heard from a North Indian friend in whose chacha's bhatija's restaurant where they both dined together that they shared one Pepsi bottle with two straws while playing footsie. Nothing wrong in that just saying..

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4 years

Those girls in every group who take care of all the drunk people & makes sure no hooks up with a stranger at the end of the night should be in charge of distributing the vaccine

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2 years

Van Goughing

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6 years

Upset - Chai Weak - Chai+parleG Lonely - Chai+ lay's magic masala Sinned - Chai+pakodey Worried - Chai+samosa Anxious - Chai+bhel puri Unhappy - Chai+ladoo In danger - masala Chai Depressed - Chai+Jagjit Singh Need Courage - Chai in a mug

Bri ☆☆

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Upset - John 14 Weak - Psalm 18:1-29 Lonely - Psalm 23 Sinned - Psalm 51 Worried - Matthew 8:18-31 Anxious - Philippians 4:4-9 Unhappy - Colossians 3:12-17 In danger - Psalm 91 Depressed - Psalm 27 Lack of Faith - Exodus 14 Need Courage - Joshua 1 Need Direction - Psalm 73:21-26

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5 years

What is wrong with this picture?

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2 months

Come stay at my bnb so we can hand my and I can feed you khaana

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2 years

Can’t believe this was responsible for Shakira’s divorce

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7 years

So this is happening. Govt. has banned adult sites on all govt internet service providers but then this...

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4 years

People in arranged marriages, how does it feel to be married to the love of someone else’s life?

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6 years

Hello Malhotra. Miss Briganza here "Boliye Miss Braganza 😁😊☺️😁"

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3 years

Can’t believe the Grammys snubbed Himesh Reshammiya again. Disrespectful.

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1 year

Old map of Bombay, showing islands as they existed in 1670

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3 years

Pre-Summer Dehradun

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3 years

They didn’t arrange enough supply for oxygen, they didn’t arrange for hospital beds. They didn’t order enough vaccines. They are not going to pay for the vaccines. Because this is their priority.

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Sameer Sewak

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3 years

Instagram is down is the new bijli chali gayi

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2 years

Cloudy with a chance of chole kulche

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5 years

Bollywood will keep silent while the pogrom is taking place & then 10 years later will make a movie about how we let this atrocity happen & how horrible it was that unnecessarily so many people died cause people kept sitting on a fence.

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Sameer Sewak

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5 months

We used to be a proper country