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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

Mental that if Hearts had won that 2nd leg against Bayern this warm up would have been in front of section N

MUNDIAL

@MundialMag

2 years

Today would have been Diego Maradona’s 62nd birthday. Sit back and take two minutes out to watch his warm-up ahead of Napoli's UEFA Cup semifinal against Bayern Munich in 1989. One of a kind.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

9 months

Don’t fuck with the Baldies

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Jarvie

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7 months

Calem Nieuwenhof is the fucking goat. It’s frightening how much he has improved since the start of the season and adapted to the Scottish game. We have sum pler on our hands.

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

7 months

𝐆𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒

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Jarvie

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6 years

Hearts 1 Celtic 0 ✅ Kyle Lafferty scored ✅ Steven Naismith killed a guy ✅ Peter Haring Ballon D’Or ✅ Celtic fans absolutely rattled ✅ Tynecastle bouncing ✅ Top of the league ✅ Brendon Rodgers sacked in a week ✅ John Souttar bleeds maroon ✅ @jamb0skickback #HHGH

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

4 years

Spare a thought for Peter Haring at this time. Getting dragged all over the country to watch Andy Halliday pass backwards with teams playing 10 behind the ball.

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@NJJarvie

3 years

Alex Cochrane deserves more credit than he gets. He gives it 110% every week, unbelievable for a loan signing. Very intelligent football player.

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@NJJarvie

3 years

@RaithRovers

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@NJJarvie

5 years

@LiamJackson_7x The boys got rigamortis!

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@NJJarvie

5 years

CAUSE WE’VE GOT CLEVID AT THE BACK - CLEVID IN ATTACK - CLEVID’S GOT US PLAYING HEARTS ARE BACK @DikamonaClevid 💓

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

7 months

Dexter Lembikisa emptying his pocket in the dressing room there:

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@NJJarvie

2 years

120 minutes is it

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

21 days

I was expecting Craig Halkett dressed like Indiana Jones lost in the Jungle seeking ancient artefact… Disappointed to read its an admin issue with Kenny Vargas..

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@NJJarvie

3 years

B-B-B-BENI AND THE JET 🎶

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@NJJarvie

2 years

Mental that the biggest cheer of the night was when Cochrane went and pressed the keeper 😂😂😂

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@NJJarvie

3 years

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@NJJarvie

3 years

Some game from the big man today just when I personally thought Beni and Haring would be ahead of him in that order. Showed a range of passing we haven’t seen before Much more positive and advanced further up the park An assist, key passes + his usual 1,000 tackles. Superb.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

Shankland applying headlocks and Craig Gordon going tele save daft. Hearts in Europe is absolutely quality man.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

5 months

Venom Denholm

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

3 years

Would love to know what Devlin says to get himself into these situations. It was a deed ball at the time!

Calum Mackenzie

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3 years

Images from the @cinchuk @spfl Premiership match between @JamTarts and @dundeeunitedfc taken for @ProSportsImages

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

6 years

Craig Levein on BBC Scotland: “First of all I’ve got to apologies, I’ve lost my voice, I’ve been shouting at the referee for 90 minutes.”

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

9 months

Second Tier podcast

@secondtierpod

9 months

Name someone who’s a legend at your football club who ISN’T a player or manager… 🤔🤔

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

KT & Hickey out. Surely, now SURELY it’s time for his call up….. never too late…. Andy Halliday.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

8 months

61 days since our last defeat.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

1 month

Booed my firestick.

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

1 month

Behind at the break.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

5 years

@SoccerAM Paulo Dybala & Kyle Lafferty

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3 months

No danger have i just found this while having a piss in Budapest 🤣

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

Tom Rogic is still a free agent

Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

Zander Clark is still a free agent

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 months

Never forget when Tynecastle went from muttering and the odd boo to singing his song in the same minute. Scorer of one of the most memorable derby goals in recent memory too + his debut game (1.0) was the most 10/10 debuts ever. He’ll be remembered fondly 🥲

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

2 months

🆕 Toby Sibbick has left Hearts to join Wigan Athletic. The defender makes a permanent switch to the Latics for an undisclosed fee, subject to Scottish FA approval and international clearance. Best of luck @tobysibbick and thanks for everything 🤝 ℹ️⬇️

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 months

Someone has literally set Gorgie Farm on fire in protest. Hope you are happy, Admin.

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

2 months

🆕 Toby Sibbick has left Hearts to join Wigan Athletic. The defender makes a permanent switch to the Latics for an undisclosed fee, subject to Scottish FA approval and international clearance. Best of luck @tobysibbick and thanks for everything 🤝 ℹ️⬇️

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

3 years

This is Beni Baningime’s world and we just live in it

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

5 years

There’s only one man who can save us from relegation, and he swings from the fucking bar.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

6 years

Danny Swanson today, booted a water bottle into the crowd and separately spat into the crowd Absolutely rattled. Imagine being a professional footballer and letting “you Hibs bastard” chants get to you like that 😂😂😂 some laddie.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

5 months

In maroon you played with heart and grace, on Tynecastle's field, you found your place. With every goal, our spirits soared, in every match, you were adored. From first to last, your passion showed, with every touch, our love bestowed.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

1 year

Stephen Humphrys playing in league 2 next season

Barry Anderson

@BarryAnderson_

1 year

Stephen Humphrys leaves Hearts as the reason behind the striker's exit is revealed. #HMFC #Football #WAFC #Latics

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

I would like to wish Heart of Midlothian affiliate club @dundeeunitedfc good luck ahead of their game against AZ Alkmaar this evening. It should be great experience for the next crop of young talent coming through, set to join the Hearts next summer for absolutely nothing.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

3 years

Beni Baningime Passing Accuracy 83% Won 60% of duels 11 possessions gained 4 interceptions made 🤯

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

3 years

What it means 💯

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

Gorgie Road on the 29th of May

Soccer AM

@SoccerAM

2 years

😲😲😲 Scenes as Trabzonspor fans celebrate the club’s first league title in 38 years! 🇹🇷🏆

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

3 years

Scotland’s no.1 & Scotland’s no.1

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

3 years

Folk clapping Souttar when he gets the ball, everything wrong with the club.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

1 year

Justice for Harry Stone

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@NJJarvie

8 months

What an absolute player Lembikisa is why and how are you at Hearts. Big breakthrough moment for Nieuwenhof Oda and Forrest impacts from Naisy sub masterclasses Macaulay Tait is a touch of class. What a fucking night.

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

8 months

☑️ Three points ☑️ Unbeaten in seven ☑️ Eight points clear in third 👏👏👏

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

1 month

Starting to think that we won’t beat Rangers into 2nd place this season.

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

1 month

🗣 Steven Naismith speaks to Hearts TV following today's match against Dundee United.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

7 months

Lawrence Shankland giving the kebab pie a 1/10 has cut me to the core. Not very PHM behaviour.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

18 days

Daniel Stendel’s last game (demotion) - St Mirren Robbie Neilson’s last game (2-0) - St Mirren 👁️

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@NJJarvie

6 years

🎶 OOH, THE NINETEENTH OF MAYYYYY 🎶

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6 years

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@NJJarvie

7 years

Manuel Milinkovic was one of the best players on the park today. Hate the negativity around me in the stadium, people complaining because what? He is trying to create chances? Some folk don’t have a clue man. #HHGH @jamb0skickback

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

6 months

That is an insane amount of money to have been raised in less than a day. What a fanbase.

Big Hearts

@bighearts

6 months

Help us create memories for families at Hampden Park this weekend. Two ways to get involved: Donate via our appeal page: Take part in our Big Hearts Day Strip Raffle (£5 per entry): @JamTarts @The_FOH

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

One minute your getting ready for bed, the next your using Google translate to read Korean papers Lee Seung-woo sounds qwality.

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@NJJarvie

2 years

Expectations of Tynecastle tomorrow night:

Football Chants

@FootyFansChants

2 years

Boca Junior's atmosphere is unreal!!

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

Appropriate to boo John Souttar’s brother at a testimonial? Absolutely

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

2 years

🆕 Hearts will host @stokecity on July 23rd in Gary Locke’s testimonial match, subject to Scottish FA approval. 📖➡️

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

3 years

If Souttar joins Rangers… 🐍

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11 months

“Dad, how was the club ran under Romanov compared to this?”

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 months

Nick Walsh had me out my seat more than Shankland today

RBM

@RBM2603

2 months

Now I’m no hearts fan but how the fuck is that a booking 🤣🤣🤣

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

Toby Sibbick’s best game since fuck knows when Hill got better as the game went on The handball rule doesn’t count when it comes to the famous Heart of Midlothian St Mirren chanting fuck the SFA a few minutes after chanting Obika. Up the road and have a shite weekend you.

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

2 years

3️⃣ points for the Jambos, who go 6️⃣ clear in third! 📲

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

3 years

Loic Damour and now big Armand. Le Mans, more like Le Mugs 😎 Seriously though, we’ll done Joe Savage 🤝

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

3 years

🆕 Armand Gnanduillet has left Hearts to join French side Le Mans on a permanent deal. ➡️

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

5 months

i’m going to tell my kids this was Lawrence Shankland

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@NJJarvie

3 years

No.

Football Scotland ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@Football_Scot

3 years

Should Hearts offer Andy Halliday a new contract?

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

For Simms to join Hearts we would need to well break our transfer record (Bešlija 🐐) maybe even double it and make him the highest earner at the club. Worth it? Aye.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

3 years

Peter Haring is back baby. Pulling strings like it’s 2018

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

Cammy Devlin made 5 tackles and had 7 interceptions (in 73 minutes) tonight. More than anyone else on the park in both metrics.

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@NJJarvie

3 years

I am absolutely ready to boo Souttar

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

It’s actually outrageous how good Barrie McKay is. In phases the best player in maroon since… someone special dare I say 👀

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

1 year

Mad that Dens has VAR but you cannae buy a pie with your card 🥴

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

Stephen Kingsley must have shat in Steve Clarke’s kettle years ago or something

Scotland National Team

@ScotlandNT

2 years

Scotland squad update. IN: Josh Doig and Declan Gallagher. OUT: Nathan Patterson and David Turnbull.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

8 months

Something about Kenneth Vargas, all I want in life is to know his thoughts on a kebab pie. @JamTarts please do some sort of PR thing, I beg.

Scottish Gas Scottish Cup

@ScottishCup

8 months

Fourth Round ➡️ Fifth Round Same Kenneth Vargas celebration 🫸 #ScottishCup

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

9 months

It’s a privilege to have a striker as good as Shankland at the Hearts.

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

9 months

THE HEARTS ARE VICTORIOUS IN THE DERBY

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

6 years

John Beaton waves play on

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

6 years

BREAKING: Three people have been treated for stab wounds after a brawl believed to be between Celtic and Rangers fans following the Glasgow derby, according to Sky sources

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Jarvie

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2 years

Zander Clark probably starts for us in defence next week

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Jarvie

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3 years

Craig Halkett > John Souttar 👇🏼

Football Scotland ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@Football_Scot

3 years

Craig Halkett's Hearts importance underlined by winning return at St Mirren as stats firm up his contribution | @bmeik11

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

3 years

Beat Hibs in the Semi and it would confirm a Europa League playoff spot for us in August 👀 We could also mathematically seal 3rd place when we play them on the 9th 👀

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@NJJarvie

3 years

Hilarious how much Rangers are crying out for a centre back tonight

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@NJJarvie

2 years

Swear to Christ, Alex Cochrane is having one of the greatest games ever in maroon man, what is this range of passing and who’s it came from

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@NJJarvie

7 years

@sturae90 @EmtLarkin @Jamesybhoycsc @DaftLimmy Just a middle class young man who loves old folk and HATES Whatsapp

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@NJJarvie

2 years

Aaron McEneff, that would be a good signing Hearts. 🚂

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

Folk in Florence must be wondering what a Gorgie fish bar is

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

7 months

Absolutely stinks of the Hearts demotion season. Would love to see them go down, love it.

Aberdeen FC

@AberdeenFC

7 months

Full-time. #StandFree

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

8 months

This man’s went from having a ❓ above his head to locked in first team player within weeks

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

8 months

Calem Nieuwenhof 😍

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@NJJarvie

7 months

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

7 months

What's the most disrespectful play in sports history? 😤✍️

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

7 months

Shankland screaming “fuck off with the booing” at the Wheatfield at Full Time pretty much sums it up. A frustrating night for everyone involved. Think we learnt a lot about certain players tonight…

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

7 months

The Edinburgh derby ends in a draw.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

6 months

No Shankland, Beni or Hof, we even had Scott Fraser as a false 9 for a bit. Big win! 3rd is in the bag, fineto. Doon the road…

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

6 months

All three points to THE GORGIE 🇱🇻

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

6 years

Full time whistle 🇱🇻 🇬🇧 22... 22! ... 22! ... 22! What a game. Harry Cochrane, Kyle Lafferty, Adao and Mitchell were absolutely outstanding. #NaturalOrderResumed #HHGH #HMFC @jamb0skickback @HeartsRant @portyhearts

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

1 year

Look at Ann Budge and crones partying like this after we have been beat by St Mirren today. Fuming man.

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2 years

Best fans in the world

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10 months

Absolutely delighted with that. Great tactical management from Naismith and a shift from every player. That’s the worst I’ve ever seen a Celtic side though, but we still had to see it through. Merry Christmas Steven Naismith, never doubted you for a minute 🍹

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

10 months

The Jambos win at Celtic Park!

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

2 years

Imagine how many flights of stairs you’ll fall down tomorrow when McEneff puts in his 4th 🚂

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

6 years

Is Craig Levein going to be ok, come back and win Hearts the treble?

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

1 year

Celebrated “the hardest” probably Ryan Edwards cup final goal to go 1-0… Just about died. Some moment… however it was for nothing in the end. The Harry Cochrane goal and masterclass at 16 versus Celtic at Tynecastle was crazy.. could be the happiest I’ve been for a player.

Kees van Hemmen

@HemmenKees

1 year

Who scored the goal that you celebrated hardest in your life?

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

3 years

Give Souttar the keys to the Diggers.

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1 year

That Nathanial Atkinson is some football player let me tell you.

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

4 years

14.5 hours into the January transfer window and no Jason Cummings to Hearts rumours yet? 🤔

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@NJJarvie

4 years

This is what’s happened to Popescu but he’s turned into Maldini

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@NJJarvie

2 years

Zander Clark is still a free agent

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@NJJarvie

9 months

Hopefully grows up and scores goals against Hibs, just like his old man! 💪🏼

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

9 months

🆕 Makenzie Kirk has today joined Hamilton Accies on loan until the end of the season, subject to SFA approval. Good luck, @makkirk14 🙌

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1 month

You absolutely take Kevin Nisbet at Hearts for Shankland cover.

Football Scotland ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@Football_Scot

1 month

Kevin Nisbet touted for shock Hearts transfer as Rangers ace Scott Wright also tipped for Tynecastle 😯 📎

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Jarvie

@NJJarvie

8 months

The boy lives

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

8 months

Final preparations for Dens Park 💪 🔜 🆚 @DundeeFC

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@NJJarvie

2 years

Our only hope

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@NJJarvie

2 years

Hopefully this means no more Hearts media duties from the most anti-Hearts, Hearts pundit on the circuit.

Livingston Football Club

@LiviFCOfficial

2 years

Livingston FC is pleased to announce that manager David Martindale has appointed Neil Hastings as his new assistant manager with former Scotland international Christophe Berra joining the Lions as a first-team coach. Full story ▶️

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