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נועה שוחט Defence Establishment legal council @justicegov Corp Solicitor @BlackRock (LLM) Yale Law, (LLB) University of Edinburgh, dog lover, OAMO🌈🇮🇱🎗️

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ה' נראה אלינו בעבר לאמר: "אהבתי אותך באהבה נצחית; משכתי אותך באדיבות בלתי פוסקת. אני אבנה אותך שוב, ואתה, ישראל בתולה, תיבנה מחדש. שוב אתה תתפוס את העץ שלך ולצאת לרקוד עם המשמחים. — ירמיהו ל"א:3-4 🇮🇱 Avraham Shochat 28.02.2024 - 14.06.1936
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They don’t have 40 hostages in that category. Do they have any? This is on the Red Cross. This is on UN This is on “ceasefire now” fools This is on all of you who have been duped by Hamas supporters and Iranian propaganda This is on morons like Owen Jones Fuck you all!
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@BBCBreaking She was being held in an UNWRA “school” in the middle of a “REFUGEE CAMP”. No mention of these words today @BBCBreaking ?
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@OwenJones84 OJ’s style of propaganda: 1. No mention that these figures don’t distinguish between civilians and combatants. 2. No mention of the war crime of taking hostages (Additional Protocol II, Article 4(2)(c) 3. No mention of the war crime of using human shields in attempt to render
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@RamAbdu @OwenJones84 @EuroMedHR OJ’s style of propaganda: 1. No mention that these figures don’t distinguish between civilians and combatants. 2. No mention of the war crime of taking hostages (Additional Protocol II, Article 4(2)(c) 3. No mention of the war crime of using human shields in attempt to render
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@CherylWroteIt A state can’t illegally occupy its own sovereign territory.
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@GaryLineker @realmadriden How do you feel about Qatar Energy?
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@VividProwess Meanwhile in Tel Aviv… we don’t give a shit.
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@Naila_Ayad We would boycott all Palestinian products if there were any to boycott.
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@AdamJSchwarz Elon Musk is the significant shareholder is some of the biggest corp on the planet; Keir Starmer is Prime Minister. My money is on Elon Musk.
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@jennymaguir This is me and my civil partner, who everyone in Israel is happy to call my wife. She is from Gaza. When I went back to Israel she was provided with a permit and sponsorship to work in a hospital in Tel Aviv. She was eventually granted full citizenship in Israel, where she has
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@Tracking_Power You are completely obsessed. It’s time to start considering the condition of your mental health.
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@RyanRozbiani 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is the most uninformed post of the day, and it’s not even 2pm.
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@AvivaKlompas Children! They are children!!!!!
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@HumzaYousaf If you condemn Israel as they bomb hospitals and kill children but do not condemn Al Qassam for using these hospitals as military bases; deliberately using civilian infrastructure in an attempt to render them immune from military action; and/or deliberately attempting to cause as
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@OwenJones84 Who is ‘you’? The Islamic Republic? Hamas? The P.I.J? National Iranian Oil Company?
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@HenMazzig @adidas It’s despicable, and totally deliberate. Gal Godot can’t walk into a theatre because she supports hostages; a 20 year old Jewish Israeli singer can’t take to a stage without being harassed by thousands because she wanted to sing a song: but a Palestinian model can mock the murder
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@MirabelTweets1 That’s a falsifiable assertion and is libellous.
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@guychristensen_ Your curls are great, and I’m a Zionist. Happy?
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@LilaTamea Something is telling me she’s not an impartial observer… perhaps it’s the T-Shirt calling for genocide 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@OwenJones84 I genuinely can’t believe the shamelessness here. You deliberately used the rape of Israeli women as “political fodder” to attack politicians active in a government whose policies and systems you are opposed to. Jews don’t need your consolation posts.
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@AssalRad It’s really not that hard to name the place.
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@SquidDiddly1989 I’ve just “looked it up” and can’t find anything. Could you provide a source or a link please?
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@jeremycorbyn Sorry Jeremy, do you want Israel to stop providing your country with vital intelligence that thwarts terrorist attacks? See this whole ally thing works both ways. Unless, you want to see terrorists rule over Britain that is. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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“Let’s go bomb Tel Aviv” I got discharged from the IDF in 2008, after walking into my now wife’s family home and holding a Tavor to her father’s head. He and her uncles had beaten her to the point that her ribs were broken; her nose was broken; her cheek was broken; and her
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@prem_thakker Not sure what it means when you’re upset that the leader of a terrorist organisation who ordered the slaughter of innocent civilians has been assassinated… but I’ll take a wild guess.
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@OwenJones84 Hamas terms of release: the release of (said number of hostages) DEAD OR ALIVE in phase 1. Why do you think they wanted this clause in their ceasefire terms @OwenJones84 ?
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@ukhomeoffice But you won’t! Jews have been telling you for months they don’t feel safe in London and your police forces have been smiling along as people chant and hold banners calling for the genocide of all Jews in Israel! Antisemitism is now at an all time high - higher than any other hate
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@JonnyFX1 So ethnically cleanse the Jews. I see.
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@sabreenaGS Will you teach them about Islamism too?
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@NazaninNour Israel carry out precision attacks in Gaza frequently. Crazy how crazy people, who understand nothing about war, post generalisations when their terrorist heroes get killed.
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The exact moment Mohammed Deif, the head of the military wing of Hamas and the mastermind behind the October 7th massacre, was sent to hell. Israel will find every single one of them.
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@SkyNews @DominicWaghorn Why have you started calling the Hamas Health Ministry “Gaza Health Ministry”?
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@DavidLammy I’d really like to know what makes you think you have the power to tell people from a different religion in another country where they can and can’t pray? Oh the enduring ego of the declining “empire”. This baseless western elitism that emanates from the U.K. is just cringe now.
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@LeSouness The Islamists and Celtic FC fans are getting angry because Hamas are losing. 😘
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@akravik79 This is the most condescending, patronising post - for both Israelis and Palestinians- that I’ve ever seen, and it just shows how completely detached from the reality of this conflict you actually are!
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@Heidi__Matthews I’ve been waiting for this. Here’s to the people who derive glee and joy from a community being left defenceless against the terrorist organisation on their back lawn. What fine people you are. ✌🏼
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@Doylech The article is based on stats and facts. Now that Hamas no longer have the capability to steal the provisions of aid being transferred and processed by COGAT PoU stats will likely be more positive than they have ever been. You should also know that the PoU in Gaza was worse in
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@elicalebon @piersmorgan @normfinkelstein This could be said for every pro-Palestinian who tries to tell any Israeli the history of Israel.
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@seras_heaven @jennymaguir My marriage is legally registered in Israel.
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@antisemitism @duncan_place So @duncan_place thinks antisemitism is peaceful?
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@JNS_org That’s because they understand that Palestine hasn’t met the legal criteria for full statehood! Catalonia has a MUCH higher claim to statehood than Palestine does, yet I don’t see Ireland, Norway etc declaring it a de facto state. Political grand standing at its worst.
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@Michael_Wgd In the last year of Obama’s presidency the civilian death toll in Afghanistan rose by 320% because he made the decision to relax the airstrike policy. About 250,000 people have died in the Afghanistan/Pakistan war zone. In 1 year Obama ordered more drone strikes (563 to be
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@MairavZ Before reading this you’ve got to be able to accept the reality of this conflict for Israelis. If you can’t don’t read it. However, I’m happy to be challenged by well meaning arguments here. 1)Lots of us do feel the same and are appalled when we see verified images of children
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@elicalebon They’re racists who don’t believe that Arabs from the Middle East have self-agency enough to make morally correct decisions. They put all of the onus on Israelis because we live by western values, and in their elitist minds only those whom live by western values are capable of
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@Ostrov_A @piersmorgan @netanyahu No Israel targeted an area outside of a “safe zone”, a fire then spread. However, questions need to be asked about why our war cabinet deem a tented area, so close to where military operations can be carried out, as “safe”. Palestinians took their children there because they were
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@OwenJones84 Notice how those who obsess over Palestinian women don’t mention Yemeni women, Sudanese women, Syrian women, and all other women who suffer disproportionately during war. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@academic_la It’s ‘reasonable to assume’ that almost every military involved in any war has violated IHL.
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@daddyitachi1990 @guychristensen_ But don’t Zionists always win, rule the whole world, and this is why Hamas and all Palestinians are innocent oppressed victims?
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@MirabelTweets1 You’re accusing someone of breaking the law by breaking the law. 🤣👌🏼
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@emtravelodge @zarahsultana Why must you always compare Muslims with Jews? Why always compare Islamophobia, with antisemitism? Why are you devaluing legitimate concerns about antisemitism in order to strengthen concerns about Islamophobia? This in itself is antisemitic.
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@DrewPavlou Lots of them did. Rather than focusing on the part that evaluates the sexual abuse of Palestinian women, they focused on discrediting Israel women. That shows how much they don’t care about Palestinians. It’s pathetic.
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@VividProwess It is one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen.
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@naziakhan455 He says from under his bed.
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@VividProwess I absolutely LOVE it when we kill filth like him. Not even gonna try to play it down. Thank you to our brave Cheil HaAvir! 🇮🇱
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@seras_heaven @jennymaguir The initial poster writes ‘gay marriage is not legal in Israel.’ If the contract of marriage is legally recognised within the municipal law of a state then it is legal. Therefore same-sex marriage IS legal and not illegal in Israel. What are you not understanding?
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@MxVivianWulf Katie Price was 17 when her image was first used on p3 of The Sun.
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@medeabenjamin The short-sightedness of this is ridiculous and proves how little “pro-Palestinians” actually care about the welfare of Palestinians. Lots of Palestinians work in Israeli factories that produce the materials for the brands you are boycotting. If profit margins go down these
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@VividProwess 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 end of Al Qassam in sight!
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@BBCWorld I’m sure UNWRA were so shocked to see terrorists in their militarised facilities 😱🙄
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@DrJillStein This quote is from a former hostage. “There” refers to the area where she was kept hostage. Although you already knew that didn’t you? It really is ironic watching most anti-Israel activists slowly become the things they accuse Israel of.
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@Nadira_ali12 Evolution of Palestine… 🇮🇱
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@elicalebon This is the best post I’ve ever read on this platform.
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@BBCWorld Is there literally no one at the BBC who speaks Arabic? Hamas have already confirmed IN ARABIC that they used Al Shifa as a base. There are several interviews provided by Gazans - speaking in Arabic - explaining how their issue with the graves is that they believe the IDF
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@DavidVeevers1 Were they wrong on Fidel Castro? Yes. We’re they wrong on I.R? Yes. We’re they wrong on China’s cultural revolution? Yes. They will be wrong to stand with Islamist extremist, antisemitic, terrorist sympathisers, and this will be proven after class action . Signed, a Solicitor.
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@drrpalestine Hate to be the one to burst your bubble, but I’m in Tel Aviv and that ain’t happening here right now.
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@elicalebon Through their deliberate manipulation of rhetoric and use of emotive language, the U.N. and media outlets have perpetuated the concept that Arabs are the victims and Israel the aggressors. This was clear from the very first statement made by the head of the U.N. The West have a
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@_iamblakeley It’s great when you people set up fake Israeli accounts and use google translate in order to incite hatred towards everyday Israeli citizens.
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@NazaninNour Wait a second!!!! Your profile says free Iran!!! Do you not recognise that true Iranians - those who want to free Iran from I.R - stand with Israel AGAINST the I.R?!? Yours is the most contradictory bot account I’ve ever seen! Has there been a mix up at the I.R bot farm?
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@Mr_Andrew_Fox @LeSouness A more accurate headline: ‘Israel strike terrorists hiding in UNWRA military compound’. 👍🏼
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@zei_squirrel If a Palestinian woman told me she watched another Palestinian woman being raped by the I.D.F I would instantly believe her, because disbelieving her would undermine all rape allegations everywhere. This constant warped desire to discredit Israeli woman who were subjected to
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@zei_squirrel Why did you cut out the start of paragraph 95?
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@NiohBerg If anyone wants confirmation of where the U.K is heading, just look to France.
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@seras_heaven @jennymaguir I find it quite strange and sad, actually, that someone who has LGBTQ+ flags all over their bio, belongs to the community, and seems to advocate for our rights is trying to desperately hard to de-legitimise my same-sex marriage.
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@muhammadshehad2 For people who don’t live in a self-conjured binary pseudo-reality it is possible to pity both without having to constantly make comparisons between two atrocities that are fundamentally incomparable.
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@RamAbdu @OwenJones84 @EuroMedHR Bizarrely, only in the false binary world of @OwenJones84 do people holding innocent victims hostage get to come away from it as innocent victims themselves.
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@BhoyinRed How is raising a banner saying ‘victory to the resistance’ i,e Hamas, the day after Abada’s fellow Israeli’s were tortured and killed by them, showing “nothing but support”?
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@zarahsultana This is how the French far-left just defeated the far-right: Entered a marriage of convenience with Islamists. Welcomed one of the most divisive hateful ideologies to become their reactionary force to aid them in violently overthrowing the current system. There absolutely
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@mhdksafa No you fool.. Israel wouldn’t hold jus ad bellum within Israel proper, therefore this Rule of War wouldn’t even be in discussion!
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@PplsCityCouncil The flyer says Anglo Areas in Israel does it not?
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@Megatron_ron Who the f*ck has a “red flag of revenge”; it’s just total cringe.
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@Osint613 “I don’t see it like this. We are eliminating and they know this. Our policy , by the way, is the same as their policy. Why would we we risk something leaking, and now something is leaking…. We update the Americans when needed, and when not needed we don’t do it.”
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@brokenmirror33 @HumzaYousaf Yeah, because militaries often release all of their intelligence info to members of the public. That’s how it works. 🙄. Don’t bother replying, I get that you love your Hamas heroes so much that nothing will get through to you.
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@HenMazzig 😂🤣😂 I love his attempts at face saving every 8 weeks or so.
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@HenMazzig She’s not just a judge; she’s the VP. When the VP of the ICJ says that she doesn’t believe they have any jurisdiction in this area then I think people should start listening before South Africa completely discredits all international confidence in the ICJ.
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@ginadavidsonlbc So she either believes there is a man exploiting the system (she said this wouldn’t happen), this trans person is a threat to women (she said that won’t ever be the case), or she believes trans women should be considered male. Which is it NS?
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@piersmorgan She was being held in an UNWRA “school” in the middle of a “refugee camp”. Do you see it yet @piersmorgan ?
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@BellaWallerstei Right, X analytics has been spewing me your posts for a while now, likely because we’re both Jewish lesbians, and that’s enough for X. Still, I usually find your posts informative and intelligent. However, there’s a serious lack of critical thinking here, and this seems unlike
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@ceolawyer So you’re not actually a lawyer then, I see. 👍🏼
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@shqsbestfren @MirabelTweets1 You can assumed all you want, but you can’t publish libellous statements online about someone breaking the law whilst thinking you’re somehow above the law.
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@OwenJones84 @alexander_olly Yeah, let’s all of us queers punish the only M.E state that now grants asylum to LGBTQ+ people fleeing sexual persecution in Palestine. That makes sense 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@FJ_Deen961 @Sarit2024 Sorry you’re being sucked into this. Israelis stand together with the true people of Lebanon and Iran, and wish you a long life and peace from the selfish, evil, Islamic Republic. בהצלחה
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@CherylWroteIt G-d is with Israel.
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@Ostrov_A Best part is, the tank is likely still fully intact. 🫡
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@Greenfield_Vet @IditAbu The 60 minute long footage shows images of around 6 of the same female soldiers, in the same clothing, with their hands tied , piled together dead at the opening of a storage unit. It also shows footage of the floor of the unit in footage 1 covered in blood.
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@persianjewess That’s a good way of making sure their solicitors’ level of confirmation bias doesn’t lose their law firm a fortune !
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@BellaWallerstei Right now your choice is between a Marxist Islamists movement that ultimately wants to impose Sharia law on your country and overthrow capitalism, or the British far right. 🙄
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@SpiritofHo It must be very confusing for western liberals when they see that real Iranians support Israel and hate Palestinians. I’ll clarify why. They know that Palestinians side with the bloodthirsty I.R and they also know that we are their best chance for liberation.
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@camhigby They’re all stupid.
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@zarahsultana You were treated appallingly in this interview; I’m sorry you had to deal with that. Well done for having the courage to stand up to it. This is coming from someone who has big problems with most of your positions. Full support on this from me! 💖
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@CherylWroteIt McCarthy was right all along!
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