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🇬🇧🇮🇪Mr Clayton, Entrepreneur, accidental overachiever, Sci- fi nerd and car collector, I support sex work in all its forms and love companions! 😁😈 lvl300+

Las Vegas, NV + Tahoe
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Joined October 2019
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Clients, the 5 CORRECT steps for booking a provider… follow the rules and you can’t go wrong… 👍🏼 1. Research - If she has a website, look at it. ALL of it. Spend some time looking through her socials. If you have questions, they’ll likely be answered on her site or on her X
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@wiseconnector You don’t put bumper stickers on a Lamborghini.
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@CrammGillian @ChrisJosephPAX One was a choice for fun. One was a choice for survival. If you can’t see the difference, you’re part of the problem.
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@GeorgeTakei Like father, like son…
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@neveneve3 @ChrisJosephPAX Quite why you decided to show your own prejudice against refugees and make it something about the U.K. is beyond me. What a wet wipe.
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@ThinkInPeach Women initiate 70% of divorces, so maybe don’t get married…
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@JasonMajere @JohnCleese I might have believed it if Trump didn’t appear on a recorded interview saying he declassified nothing, while simultaneously offering a classified top secret document to the journalist to read.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS What I really want to know about Hunter Biden is… why did the Saudi’s give Jared Kushner $2billion??? 🤔
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@danskelton1 Or maybe, as is proven statistically, women tend to cheat more and think the grass is greener on the other side, hence the number of women remaining single over the age of 30 continues to grow year on year. But that’s what low self esteem can do to a person.
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@JohnCleese It’s a “conservative” thing, but they’re only conservative with facts and the truth. Isn’t that how it’s always been?
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@realtimsharp @donwinslow Even you know he’s guilty, you’re just not big enough to admit it.
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@RonWaxman @JohnCleese They’re all 3 and proud of it.
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@TheIsabellaLux Sounds perfect! And you look amazing ❤️
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Don’t like that law and order all of a sudden eh? Snort another line junior.
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@ByBellaArtist Oh yes… and it looks amazing 😍
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@SteveLovesAmmo The only Trump "expert" that could testify is Trump, but the coward doesn't have the balls to do it.
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@mayyedarling Happy birthday Mayye!!! I hope you have a great day gorgeous ❤️
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So I’m starting a website, and the name speaks for itself. It’s a “how to” guide for prospective clients, that will hopefully make things easier for companions and clients alike. Because damn, some guys need all the guidance they can get 🙄😂 I’d love to
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My first day back in the U.K. after 4 months of hell. I had my last surgery 4 weeks ago and I’ve only been back up on my feet for 2 weeks, but it’s great to be home for my birthday weekend seeing the family ❤️ I’m still sore and very stiff (not in a nice way…) and about 25lbs
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@SimpleFacks @BBCBreaking It’s what you voted for. There just aren’t enough “I told you so’s”
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@donwinslow I’m just here to feast on all the delicious MAGA tears. Yummy 😁
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@dreamofaria @SherisBrothel 10 all the way 😁😍
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@missess91 Love the pink! 😘
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@KarenJukes2 @CrammGillian @ChrisJosephPAX Fleeing France? Off the Greek coast? Okay 😂😂😂
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@obscuredude1 @JasonMajere @JohnCleese “Secret. This is secret information. Look, look at this,” Mr Trump said. “This was done by the military and given to me.” “Well, with Milley – uh, let me see that, I’ll show you an example. He said that I wanted to attack Iran. Isn’t that amazing? I have a big pile of papers,
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@TheFelicityKing None of those. It’s entirely down to her fee, as most clients will tell you. “High end”, “Luxury” or “Elite” never means that you’re going to have a better time or that she’s going to be nicer, better looking or indeed better in the bedroom.
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@BlackKnight10k I like the bit where the mic picked him up saying “can I get my shoes?” Classic 😂
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@JoeyMannarinoUS A grown man who spends his entire life Tweeting about another man? Yeah, sure you’re straight.
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@rickygervais “Sometimes I wake up grumpy… and sometimes I let her sleep in”
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Webcam hosting with 0% commission? Easy. Content hosting with 0% commission? No problem. Advertising for companions with 0% charges? Oh yes. A feed the same as your favourite social sites? Yep! No shadowbans, deleted accounts, and pointless algorithms? Got that covered too. It’s
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She’s just 100% gorgeous 😍😍😍
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@HistoryInPics The Holocaust
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@KekeLou2 41 and likewise! 😈
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Early morning shopping = no crowds yet. Perfect, especially when none of that shopping is for me!
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Just spent a couple of days up in Iceland for work and what an amazing place! Saw the Aurora, another one off the bucket list 😁
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@StaceySmithVIP If he sees this, you have a lawsuit on your hands. Some of us are fine with being seen, but privacy is paramount to the vast majority of clients. This is incredibly unprofessional to say the least and its damaging to the industry as a whole.
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@CynicalBrit2023 @RonWaxman @JohnCleese Say no to alphabet brigade cultists and yes to alphabeti spaghetti 🙌🏼
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Things are about to get hot… 😈
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29 days in hospital because im too stupid to take my health seriously. Following doctors orders is not my strong point.
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Good morning! Good afternoon! And good evening! My butt is being kicked by jet lag and I’m having some quality time with a trio of furry fart machines, but I’m catching up on mails and stuff today. Excited about the reaction I’ll get to the next guide I post tonight… 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 some
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Sexy is an understatement… 😍
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The best thing about being home ❤️
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@GiannaGLovee Yes… yes you can 😍😈
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Tonight’s moon looked amazing in the clear mountain skies 😍 Nikon Z8 - 600MM @ F8 iso200
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Should be mandatory… 💜
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An absolute superstar… give this amazing lady a follow! ❤️
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Pushing my photography and editing skills to the limit while freezing my ass off in -9c temps. Starry skies and good times ✨
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Well that escalated quickly… from a simple idea to a multi-million $ project. Things are changing… 😁
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Had a wonderful day shopping for an amazing lady today 😁 Lingerie, Louboutins, and a special little surprise… to say thank you, for all that she is. She’s a Queen and will be adored as she should be. I wonder if she’ll see this…
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@missess90 Wow, wow and wow 😍
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Exemplary children
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@joncoopertweets And on his first day of “Trump School…”
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Out of here for a couple of days, finishing up my place here in Tahoe and heading back to Vegas. Looking forward to coming back soon though! #Tahoe #GoodVibes
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Slumming it…
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This is probably the most amazing hotel I’ve ever stayed in 😍 It’s just stunning! It’s also very reasonably priced for such a beautiful place… and it’s SW friendly 😉 Unless you’ve seen it before, you would never guess where it is… Death Valley, California I’ve been to
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@danskelton1 You can always google it instead of relying on others to disprove your opinion.
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@SportMadMe @JasonMajere @JohnCleese ITS RECORDED. You might not want to believe it because it makes you cry and goes against your agenda, but put your big boy pants on and man up.
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@Karenthemanag10 @CrammGillian @ChrisJosephPAX Invasion 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Drama queen snowflakes out in force today eh?
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As an avid wildlife photographer, seeing this incredible Mojave Rattlesnake on the paths behind my house, should have filled me with joy. I was pretty awestruck, but also totally shitting myself. One of the deadliest snakes in America 🇺🇸
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Last nights blue super moon 🌙 Nikon Z8 - 600mm ~ ISO200 -1/150sec
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@allyhope214 Yes… yes I can 😈
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California you ROCK ❤️
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14yrs ago today I was diagnosed with a brain tumour and told I had at best a 10-20% chance of beating it. My Oncologist said I had no more than 18 months left. My girlfriend at the time also left me when she heard this news. Broke, broken and broken-hearted. Well F**K YOU
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Do you ever have days where you just crave some level of normality in your life?
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Clearing out the old house and packing the last of my things to bring back to Vegas. So many memories attached to so many things, it’s hard to throw them away. Finally scattered my parents ashes today too. I think they’ll be at peace together here ❤️
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@HollyHillVip Stunning Holly 😍😘
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A little break from the house move thanks to the Gestapo-like interiors company I hired. A couple of days out with my sister and a little trip to Yosemite and Tahoe 😁 I must admit, I do love my adoptive country ❤️
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VEGAS BABY!!! It’s so good to be home! Brought one of my best buddies back with me and tonight we drink and be merry! This could get messy… anyone want to join us? 😈😋
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A few well earned days away at the Grand Canyon/Monument Valley with my Sister and her family who’ve never been to America before. To say their minds are blown is a huge understatement! Such beautiful sunrises and sunsets. What an incredible place ❤️ It’s SO cold at the Canyon
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@RoderickThong Good advice, I hope you follow it.
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@Bianca_Blond_DD Looking HOTTT Bianca 😈
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Oh… My… God… a baby Pygmy Hippo?! How cute is that!!! Can I get one? I’d gladly give up my pool for it to live in 😍
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@kissalyciaheart Yes. Yes I do 😁😍
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@Faye_Dalloway That depends entirely on the Companion you've seen
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I emailed everyone back who said they'd like to come, but NOBODY got back to me. So lets try again shall we?
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I’ve got 2 spare tickets for this on NYE and a private table, stupidly forgot that it’s almost impossible to book a companion on NYE though 🙄 If anyone would like to come (X2 + FMTY included) drop me a DM and save me from the nightmare of trying to make a booking!!!
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@Karenthemanag10 @CrammGillian @ChrisJosephPAX It happened nowhere near France. Question, did you all learn your ignorance from the same place or were you just born with it?
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@xRosieValentine @AdultWorkcom Now that’s a fine booty… 😍
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@RodAxelle Older.
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It’s been mostly cloudy and crazy humid here in the Everglades today, and the Mosquitoes are ridiculous 🤬 but enjoying the experience and getting some great shots too!
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@DahliaSage1 THE look ❤️
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@StaceySmithVIP @TommyNook69x Defamation, invasion of privacy, harassment... yeah he could f**k you in ways you hadn't counted on.
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@johnjohnboy604 @SamanthaSkyeX @VictoriaJMTL Screening is a very important process that helps keep both parties safe. However, providing access to your own private social media, and giving access to friends, family and work coleagues/employees is taking it a step too far. Providers don't and wont do that, and clients
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Amazing Aurora last night here in Essex 🇬🇧
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@theMooOKiE @wiseconnector That IS a bumper sticker.
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Lovely morning for it…
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Last nights Aurora as seen just north of Las Vegas 😍😍😍 Edited in Lightroom 18mm ISO1600 f8 1/10sec Nikon Z8
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I took some pictures of the moon a few nights ago and the clear desert skies really helped show all the little details 😍
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Dangerous times if you're thinking of working the strip this weekend
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‼️ PSA for all 🌶️ workers working F1 in Vegas
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@BBCWorld Exactly what it was designed to do.
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Sedona is 😍😍😍 3 more days then “home” to Vegas. I’ll never get used to saying that 😂
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@VigilantFox @ShaunnaMinx Child marriage is legal in 42 states. Maybe one day the ubiquitous Mr Carlson will seek to change this. If it suits his political agenda.
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Manicures for men… yes or no? 🤔
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