michael 🇵🇸 @MykeyMercado Twitter profile

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michael 🇵🇸

7 years

I grew my hair out with the intention of donating it due to the cancer diagnosis of my Nana a couple years back. Today, I’m making that donation.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

2 years

saw this on r/idiotsincars and immediately knew this was a seattle exit - further proving that Washington drivers are special

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

7 years

Washington water is the best water, don’t @ me. All y’all got trash water

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7 years

You don't start to appreciate Washington water until you go to another state and drink their water.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

“I love your Filipino accent! Can you say French fries again?” Me:

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

People who visited GW Zoo and ate the pizza now seeing the documentary #TigerKing :

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

1 year

yeah imma just wait until drakes 70 on his casino tour at tulalip or eqc

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1 year

are u serious @Drake ??? lmao

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

2 years

happy birthday @Sydeon !!! rooting for u always except when we’re on opposing teams in spike ball

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

2 years

the only real explanation is banana peels i know y’all played mario kart

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

3 years

Blacking out for Betty White tonight

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

3 years

Here’s a sign from the universe to give that short king in your life a chance

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

7 years

@bbylychee They ain't got the mang tomas, they got to go

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

2 years

it’s gonna be the summer we don’t remember

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

8 years

#BirdUp #DicksOut4Seattle

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

Thanos, welcome to your tape.

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@IGN

6 years

Avengers 4 has cast 13 Reasons Why's star, Katherine Langford.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

Ima just post this here cause it’s been a rough year but I’m proud of how far I’ve come and starting to like who I see in the mirror. 50lbs down 💪🏽

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

9 years

fundamental attribution error-it's easier for them to blame it on people's character than understand their situation

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

According to Drake, half a xan for a 13 hour flight had him out like a light. So if I’m taking three flights the first being 2 hours, the second being 5 hours and the last being 8 hours...what is the amount of xan I should be taking for each flight??

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

1 year

dipping my clam chowder in the puget sound >>>>>

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@RoatansFinest

2 years

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

this is the first time since high school i’ve felt good in a medium shirt :-)

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

My dentist told me to get a night guard so I stop grinding my teeth in my sleep but the grind don’t stop for no one 😤😬

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

2 years

the qfc parking garage whenever someone good is djing at q:

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

@YourFavTweeter_

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

I was 24. I remained friends with you and kept it civil because of mutual friends. Eventually it became too hard to feel safe around you and I lost out on some friends. I used to feel bad for cutting you off but now I realize how gaslit I was.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

3 years

Not to get all L*nkedIn on Twitter but I spent a good chunk of 2020 jobless, getting left on read by companies, rejection after rejection - fast forward to now, two companies had a bidding war on me and now I’m gonna be on contract at Michaelsoft 😤

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

After months of rejection from companies, I’ve had 4 interviews today, 3 next steps, 1 job offer and 4 more tomorrow with offers (🤞🏽 hopefully) as well. What an exhausting time to be alive. 😤

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

2 years

I just got sinigang at 130am in the bay bro fuck seattle 💀😭

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

2 years

@hi_im_Arjay 165B - there are literally so many signs for the lights and to slow down 😭 this is 100% on the drivers here

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

I don’t see my nana, who was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, and my almost year old baby brother because I don’t want to risk it. What the fuck is your excuse for visiting your friends?

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

5 years

Russell Wilson with that post nut clarity and 65 million guaranteed 😂

Russell Wilson

@DangeRussWilson

5 years

SEATTLE. Let’s get it. @Seahawks #GoHawks

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

5 years

Do you think if Travis Scott had a strip club it would be called Ass Throw World?

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

YES LORD 😫😩

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

3 years

I’m a sentimental mf. Send me your fav memory of us if you got one for my bday ❣️

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

3 years

went blonde and stopped listening to what you were saiyan

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

8 years

Real catholic hours, smash that mf blunt on ur forehead if u love god

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

7 years

Shoutout to @jonjpendleton for taking these photos and making me look good! Had to let the mane flow. 🦁

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@MykeyMercado

6 years

@KhadiDon

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

WWU KhSA dinner 2017 vs WWU KhSA dinner 2018. Same suit, different weight. 22 inches of hair donated, 40 lbs lost and a whole lotta confidence gained.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

8 years

Cascade High School alumni

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

5 years

Happy birthday to my girlfriend, @alyssamendoza_ , I’m blessed to call you mine and I love you! Here are some of my favorite pics we’ve taken:

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

@fwmj Source:

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

it’s all fun & games until ur barber watches #BirdBox

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

5 years

About to pregame at Applebee’s this fall

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@y_sadiee

5 years

y’all Applebee’s is really having 1$ AMF’s all of September 🥳

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

7 years

I got a confession... I don’t actually jump when the songs in the club tell you to jump. I’m doing calve raises.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

First week at my new job, and I’m killin it 😤 It only took 7 months of stress and rejection but here I am.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

10 years

Find the love in yourself and for yourself before you look for it in others.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

5 years

you’re telling me we’ve suffered for no reason..

UNO

@realUNOgame

5 years

🗣You 🗣DO NOT🗣 need to pull a card until you have a color that matches the discard pile. 🗣

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

1 year

75 days hard 🥸

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

You really about to go from 2 to 3am? Fuck u too daylight savings time

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

7 years

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 years with @goobriana ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

Women deserve a place where they can workout and feel safe from creeps without having to do all this extra stuff.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

2 years

@TimothyDeLaG you got veyda out there killing flies? 😂

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

5 years

425 for life baby

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

Washington drivers whenever the weather is something other than cloudy

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

3 years

😌😌

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

5 years

Mosquitoes waiting for you to open the screen door:

𝚖𝚎𝚕 𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚎

@GiraffeMcGraff

5 years

@vdalpz @caseykfrey @DVBBS @xxbridge Okay but he’s SERVING

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

7 years

If you live in Oregon and need someone to pump your gas, I am willing to do it for $1000 per car.

Kristytipsen

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7 years

So they changed the law in Oregon to let people pump their own gas and the Facebook comments on the news story are amazing.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

A thread of shows I’ve seen for everyone in quarantine to binge watch (definitely missed some)...feel free to ask me for a description on those you’re curious about! sorted by streaming platform:

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

7 years

You telling me Washington has better water AND internet? Y’all are garbo

Governor Jay Inslee

@GovInslee

7 years

Washington state will act under our own authority, our own laws and our own jurisdiction to protect #NetNeutrality for all of Washington's citizens.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

5 years

This weekend I’m moving out of my childhood home and starting a new job on Tuesday. A week after I got my stuff stolen and car vandalized. I’m slightly overwhelmed but this change is much needed and I’m hopeful for the future.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

1 year

there’s so much good food in the world

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

Idc if we barely talk or if we talk all the time. Please hit me up if you ever need someone to listen or talk to about whatever you’re struggling with. Your troubles are not irrelevant and you are valued. Hope y’all have a good day.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

8 years

Phorack Obama really out in Vietnam on his farewell tour and eating bun cha.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

8 years

WEST COAST BEST COAST FUCK YALL

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

Bellingham

Malaa

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How you're vegan & a cocaine addict

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

7 years

One of the most Bellingham things I’ve ever seen. I think this might be the ghost of the Arb.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

I leave to Vegas tomorrow. Who’s got a plug for Washington water in Vegas??

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

2 years

BETHS 😭😭😭

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

normalize letting people believe whatever they want and not forcing your religion down everyone’s throats like a colonizer

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

5 years

when u done making ur food and see that the rice cooker is empty

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

7 years

Damn right I’m gonna reply to everyone that congratulated me. I just graduated. What else am I gonna do? Look for a job?

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

1 year

thankful for 28, excited for 29

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

A little over 24 hours after my LASIK procedure and I’m confirmed to be seeing 20/20 😎

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

Fuck your zodiac sign what’s your credit card number, expiration date and security code

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

3 years

Seahawks fans finding out they’re losing Russell Wilson and Bobby Wagner on the same day

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

I got stuck on 164th and a car almost spun out in front of me on the freeway but I had the power of god and anime on my side and made it home safely 😤😤😤

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

5 years

You fucking idiots

KING 5 News

@KING5Seattle

5 years

Issaquah High School closed Thursday due to measles >>

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

5 years

Someone said I looked like one of the kids who brought the uke to school and I’ve never been more hurt

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

2 years

finding a therapist within your insurance network coverage and availability gotta be one of the most frustrating and unnecessarily difficult experiences stg

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

5 years

Took a lil trip to Cabo last week just to escape the rain...

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

I miss going to get pho and seeing this when I try to eat it with my glasses on

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

3 years

tell us ur dick ain’t clean without saying ur dick ain’t clean

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

3 years

Stranger: “are they doing coke in there?” Me: “they’re doing a tiktok video in there so it might be worse”

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

8 years

When you find out you have to wait until April 2017 for the next #GameofThrones episode

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

8 months

Car has been found! Shout out to AirTags, make sure you keep that shits battery up! Thanks everyone 😭

michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

8 months

White Nissan Rogue 2018 SLAWD, last seen across the ovation apartments in seattle, please share 😭

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

8 months

POS that stole my car took it to the outlets, left their corgi and a mf crack pipe in the car while they were shopping 😭

michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

8 months

Car has been found! Shout out to AirTags, make sure you keep that shits battery up! Thanks everyone 😭

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

3 years

that caucasian kamayan style got nothing on us 😩

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what a normal and ultimate spaghetti hack!

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

2020 vs 2018 more piercings, more hoodies matching sheets, new filters, same seat.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

7 years

Just finished the last research paper of my undergraduate career. 💪🏽😤🔥

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

1 year

covid 19 was created in the basement of rhino room by the condensation on the ceiling from everyone’s sweat

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

7 years

My professor cancelled class on Friday!! One more paper to go until I’m walking across that stage and snatching that DIPLOMA. 😤😤😤

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

8 years

Petition to remove Disney World from the garbage that is Florida

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3 years

range of a chia pet

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

2 years

i don’t care what anyone says, i will defend the spicy wontons from din tai fung with my life

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

4 years

Say happy birthday to my mama

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

ppl really out on 164th creating traffic to get water from the spring...just drink the snow smfh

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

8 years

Whoever ate my leftovers, I hope any leftovers u are excited about eating the next day are eaten b4 u get any for the rest of ur life.

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

the feeling of removing ur contacts after a long day is amazing but I bet the feeling of waking up and seeing perfectly is even better 😒

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

6 years

I’m about to citizens arrest all u mfs in the express lane with more than 12 items

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michael 🇵🇸

@MykeyMercado

7 years

That's some fragile masculinity you have there.

Chase Rice

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First dude I see wearing a "guy romper" I'm pouring a beer all over his head and flicking him in the eye.

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