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IFEANYICHUKWU ☢️

18 days

Ahead of the upcoming preseason, here are pictures and videos of our rival players' lookalikes, save them for your preseason and start of season banter. Let's go!! Leny Yoro

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@Myka_veli

2 years

This year is Buhari's last year as Nigeria's president. Finally!

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24 days

Throwback to when Garnacho scored and celebrated like his idol Ronaldo, thinking he's won it only for Cole Palmer to show them who's boss.

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2 years

Lisandro Martinez: I can't wait to keep a cleansheet 😋 Maguire:

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@Myka_veli

1 year

They told you a Yoruba man can't buy land in the South East and you believed 😂 😂 So an Igbo man will reject money because it was given to him by a Yoruba man? Do you know how foolish you sound? 😂 😂

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Red Card No Red Card

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Cristiano Ronaldo fans have successfully convinced themselves that Portugal wasn't a big football nation till Ronaldo came on ground. A country that produced Deco, Figo, Eusebio, Jose Mourinho, Rui Costa and Carvalho is not a big football nation?

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@Myka_veli

1 month

@FabrizioRomano Joao Felix returning to Atletico Madrid like 😭 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

3 years

Rest in peace Helen McCrory (Aunt Polly). This is my favourite scene of hers in Peaky Blinders. She absolutely bossed the character. Rest in peace.

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@Myka_veli

2 years

A tale of 2 clubs...

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@Myka_veli

1 month

@FabrizioRomano On behalf of other Premier League clubs, I humbly beg you to leave. The evil you've done is enough 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Timo Werner out Marcos Alonso out Romelu Lukaku out Hudson-Odoi... ⏳ Chelsea fans, we won!

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Carney Chukwuemeka and Zakaria! The two positives from this match 🔥

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Manchester United - 1 final in 5 years Tottenham - 2 finals in 13 years Thomas Tuchel - 5 finals in 1 year My coach is built differently.

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@Myka_veli

2 years

A woman I did ultrasound scan for the other day said she has 3 boys and was praying for a girl this time around because boys get wahala too much. I did the scan, guess what? She was carrying triplets and all 3 were boys. She started crying.

Man of Letters.

@Letter_to_Jack

2 years

When I see mothers with infant twins now, I just dash them money for no reason if I have cash at hand. That’s because I understand half of what they can be going through especially in a country like Nigeria where ‘Man of the House’ ends at providing money and shelter. Women>>>

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@Myka_veli

2 years

You have coaches like Guardiola passing on knowledge to people like Xavi & Arteta. Arsene Wenger passing knowledge to Viera & Arteta. Mourinho passing knowledge to Nuno Santos and Lampard Then you have Ferguson whose boys are travelling round spreading relegation like the gospel

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Remove Reece James from this Chelsea team and his absence will be felt. Remove Mason Mount from this Chelsea team and nobody will feel his absence. That's the difference.

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@Myka_veli

18 days

Erling Haaland 😭 😭

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Kai Havertz 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

1 month

@CFC_Janty Just for EA Sports to give him 75 😭 😭

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2 years

Reece James and Lauren James with their father. This is the real project Mbappe! 🔥

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@Myka_veli

6 months

@ASAMOAH_GYAN3 Ayew talking about who I think you are talking about?

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@Myka_veli

1 month

@CFCMod_ Nobody hates him, we are only tired of the media trying to overrate and over-praise him

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@Myka_veli

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Bukayo Saka 😭 😭

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Bruno Fernandes 😭

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Sterling wondering why he left Grealish, De Bruyne, Bernado Silva, Foden and Mahrez to play with Werner, Havertz and Ziyech.

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@Myka_veli

4 years

May your enemies live long enough to become your fans.

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@Myka_veli

18 days

Casemiro 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Graham Potter will succeed at Chelsea and I'll be here to laugh at you guys. Mark and bookmark this tweet.

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@Myka_veli

2 years

If Eden Hazard didn't sacrifice himself by going to Real Madrid in order to raise money for us to buy Werner and Havertz, we wouldn't have been European and World Champions. A hero one don't deserve!!! This title is for you Idolo 🐐

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Tonight, Eden Hazard will lift the Supercup trophy. I can't wait 😋

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@Myka_veli

18 days

Lisandro Martinez 😭

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@Myka_veli

3 years

Frank Lampard - Everton Coach Steven Gerrard - Aston Villa Coach Patrick Viera - Crystal Palace Coach Then you have Paul Scholes whose highlight post retirement is criticising Jose Mourinho 😂 😂 😂 😂

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Before Alert After Alert

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@Myka_veli

3 years

Some Nigerians are supporting Poco Lee for taking $2400 and giving Portable $600 out the of the $3000 Wizkid sprayed Portable? You people deserve Buhari. You people aren't different from the politicians and policemen you criticise on a regular basis.

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@Myka_veli

28 days

@Blue_Footy Who's Ecuador's best player? We have Ecuador's best player and 2nd best player. Frank is high on cheap and expired crack.

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@Myka_veli

2 years

De Gea to Haaland and Foden during halftime 😂 😂

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Find someone that looks at you the way David Alaba looks at Eden Hazard 😍

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@Myka_veli

3 years

Frank Ribery did all this in 2013 just for Ronaldo to win the Ballon D'or. Ronaldo fans shouldn't even talk about robbery.

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Ronaldo made people from Nazareth and Galilee shout "Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" on a Thursday night, can Beyonce do same?

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@Myka_veli

3 years

Thiago Silva + Malang Sarr + Trevor Chalobah + Reece James + Christensen = £0M Harry Maguire = £80M

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@Myka_veli

2 years

When Pep Guardiola praised Thomas Tuchel's Chelsea before the Champions League final Tuchelibans: Tuchel is the greatest coach on earth When Guardiola praises Graham Potter Tuchelibans: This means Guardiola is gonna beat the hell out of us. 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

18 days

Mo Salah 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

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Gavi 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

3 years

Rejoice Chelsea fans! We deserve it!! Especially after all the pains, suffering and humiliation Frank Lampard put us through.

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@Myka_veli

7 months

@dangbanamanager We still got the message you passed codedly

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@Myka_veli

7 months

"People in love with football in this country, must be in love with Eden Hazard" - Jose Mourinho This is the best Eden Hazard compilation ever. None comes close.

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@Myka_veli

2 years

I've never seen Eden Hazard looking this fit after returning for preseason. Remontada incoming!!!!

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@Myka_veli

2 years

After Abrahimovic bought Chelsea, UEFA introduced FFP to curb our spending. Todd Boehly came and found a way to navigate through FFP only for UEFA to set a 5 year limit on players' contract so as to counter him. Chelsea FC is truly the Agbero of football clubs 😂 😂

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@Myka_veli

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Harry Kane 😭

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Mo Salah again 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

7 months

Frank Lampard scored this wonderful goal against Barcelona BTW. I can understand why Cules don't like him. Xavi, Iniesta and Kevin De Bruyne will pull their hamstring if they try to score this goal 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

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Vinicius 😭

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@Myka_veli

2 years

If Eden Hazard is happy, I'm happy too ☺️

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@Myka_veli

4 years

Oyibo Nigerians

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@Myka_veli

2 years

I'm sure Davido was representing Biafra and Ghana when he composed the world cup song.

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2 years

Way some of you be acting like we are representing 2 different Nigerias. What is wrong with you?

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@Myka_veli

2 years

De Bruyne at 23 Mason Mount at 23

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@Myka_veli

18 days

Alexis MacAllister 😭

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Casemiro: So I really went from Modric and Kroos to Fred and McTominay? Ronaldo: Mehn, I also went from Bale and Benzema to Rashford and Ellanga. Both: We are f**ked 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

18 days

Joao Felix 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

6 months

@Angolans Next time know your mates

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@Myka_veli

2 years

A country that finished 3rd in 1966 World Cup, 3rd in 1984 Euros, 3rd in 2000 Euros, 2nd in 2004 Euros is a small footballing nation? Abeg

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@Myka_veli

22 days

Todd Boehly should terminate the contract of his £120m investment ke? What kind of weed are you people smoking? 😂 😂 😂 😂 You can't leave ordinary ₦2000 for your friend but you want Todd Boehly to terminate an investment that is equal to Ghana's national budget?

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@Myka_veli

7 months

4 times Chelsea made rival fans and players cry in European competitions A thread!!! Please like and retweet!

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@Myka_veli

22 days

@DavidHundeyin @scamadviser I fear who no fear you. This is what we call investigative journalist not what Sowore is doing 🙇

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Van Dijk ever since he decided to start tackling 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

3 years

Edouard Mendy saved the penalty that won AFCON for Senegal. Kepa Arrizabalaga saved the penalty that won Supercup for Chelsea. It's a Chelsea thing, Manchester United fans can't relate

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@Myka_veli

18 days

Lewandowski 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

2 years

We had defenders like John Terry and Vidic doing diving headed clearances, then you have Van Dijk 😭 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

3 years

Guardiola hasn't lost 3 times in a season to the same coach and team till he met Tuchel's Chelsea. Conte hasn't lost 3 times in a season to the same coach and team till he met Tuchel's Chelsea. Thomas Tuchel is special.

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@Myka_veli

5 years

Came a boy, left a KING/LEGEND No matter what they say, Hazard is an A tier Chelsea legend like Drogba, Lampard, Terry and Cech.

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@Myka_veli

3 years

This match was Cech's last match before retiring, his final shot at glory but Eden Hazard said "Not on my watch". Eden Hazard put 2 goals past him. Tell me why he'll forgive Hazard?

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@Myka_veli

1 year

Funny how almost 4 years later, every Chelsea fan is still calling Eden Hazard their favourite Chelsea player ever. My man will always have the street

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@Myka_veli

14 days

@MzTumz This shows our leaders know what they're doing. Don't be surprised they budget money for its repainting every year

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@Myka_veli

18 days

Lisandro Martinez and Leny Yoro 😭

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@Myka_veli

18 days

Casemiro 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Lampard, Tuchel & Graham Potter are 3 managers that have always played Mason Mount. Southgate always includes him in his international selection. Mount must be doing something good for these coaches to select him but Tolu from Ogbomosho wants me to believe that he isn't good.

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@Myka_veli

1 month

@CFC_Janty Only one answer, the man with the least number of goals conceded in a single Premier League season.

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Supporters of most clubs fight only when their club loses. Chelsea fans fight after winning, losing or drawing. We fight everyday 😂 😂 😂 😂

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@Myka_veli

2 years

John Terry a defender scored more goals for Chelsea than Iniesta did for Barcelona, one is a defender while the other is one of the greatest attacking midfielder in Barcelona's history 😂

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@bagofnuts_

2 years

Dani Alves has more assists than your two greatest ever legends - Frank Lampard & Eden Hazard. You’re calling Reece James 😂 you better don’t play yourself.

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@Myka_veli

3 years

If Edouard Mendy wins AFCON with Senegal, goes far in the Champions League and qualifies for World Cup, we will start our Mendy for Ballon D'or agenda 😂 😂

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@Myka_veli

3 years

At Chelsea, Tuchel doesn't have a starting front 3. He just chooses the ones that are less possessed by the devil 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

2 years

This was Van Dijk when Thiago Silva won his first Serie A league title

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@Myka_veli

2 years

This defensive duo cost us 0£! 0£! Trevoh Chalobah and Thiago Silva! Underrated duo!!!

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@Myka_veli

3 years

Eden Hazard scored this wonderful goal against Cech and Arsenal. Cech making that statement is quite understandable, he's yet to forgive Eden Hazard.

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@Myka_veli

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Jurgen Klopp 😭

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Cody Gakpo

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Kylian Mbappe

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@Myka_veli

2 years

That Jorginho's assist and Havertz's goal brought back memories of Fabregas and Diego Costa combination.

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Christian Pulisic should get ready to drop the number 10 jersey once Eden Hazard comes back. Eden Hazard FC is fully back.

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@Myka_veli

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@PIDOMNIGERIA For people that don't know, Zaki Biam is a town in Benue State, this town has suffered a lot in the hands of Nigerian soldiers. In 2001, the indigenes were the victims of extra judicial killings by Nigerian soldiers which led to death of over 200 people living in the town.

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Wizkid is indebted to Tems, she revived his career with Essence.

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@Myka_veli

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Firmino 😭

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Newcastle will beat Chelsea blue black, it still doesn't make Graham Potter a bad coach. We Chelsea fans need to trust the process.

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@Myka_veli

1 month

@Mn_Nabo @zinnybiola She's 25? But she clearly said she's 17 years on her own tweet last year. Are you sure you didn't tweet this at gunpoint??

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@Myka_veli

7 months

@CFCMod_ You're wrong if you don't mention Eden Hazard

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@Myka_veli

18 days

Jadon Sancho 😭 😭

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@Myka_veli

2 years

Tupac Amaru Shakur would have been 51 years today. Happy birthday celebration 2pac, happy birthday celebration to the greatest to ever do it. You're missed!