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Dave

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3 years

Remember that girl that said her laptop brand is dy? 😂

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3 years

Museveni's tailor came to TZ

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2 years

Mtoto uliyemtelekeza amepata Div I ya 7

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2 years

“This is gonna be my year” *after the first 2 months*

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2 years

No mara wa I’m going through, No mara wa I’m facing …

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3 years

Saida Karoli should get recognition from the LGBT community. Alishawahi imba kuhusu mapenzi ya Khalid na Philemon.

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2 years

Shida ilikuwa camera. Ladha ni ile ile 😋

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3 years

My people🔥🔥🔥🔥

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4 years

Vibaka walishawahi kuvamia hostel ya wanafunzi wa uhasibu Arusha kwasababu kila wakipita usiku wanasikia; "hii mbona haijabalance kuna milion 20 siioni yako vipi huko?" "Yangu kuna milioni 3 na nusu imezidi"

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3 years

Salmonella wamepanda bei. Used to be TZS 700 now TZS 900

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2 years

Kifurushi. Tuonane usiku.

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2 years

Samaki anasema “Halloween”

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3 years

Bodaboda kakimbiza sana mpaka perfume imeisha

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2 years

Dodoki la mama ntilie la kuogea au la kuoshea vyombo..

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3 years

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4 years

I stopped arguing with someone who was against vaccines when I saw the BCG/smallpox vaccine scar on their kid's shoulder.

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2 years

Pilau Fridays 😍

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3 years

Passed out after finishing her homework!

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3 years

vijana kama vijana. 😑

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2 years

Wahi kabla ya watu wote kama huna kadi 😅

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2 years

Msanii akishachoka kunyonywa na Record label akaenda kufungua Record label yake mwenyewe anaendeleza unyonyaji kwa wasanii watakao saini chini yake. Ni Kunyonyana tu kwenda mbele!

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2 years

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2 years

Bye bye July 2022

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2 years

Age limit: 7-1255 months

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2 years

Boiled ipomoea batatas, fried rastrineobola argentea with coffee.

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3 years

Brunch 😁

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@MyUglyMustache

2 years

Waliohitimu accounting afu wanamiliki calculator tuwashangae pia.

Lubasha Jr

@MarekaMalili

2 years

Mtu ukisoma Mambo ya IT, ukimaliza chuo, ukakaa mtaani eti unatafuta ajira, aisee na unamiliki PC na simu aisee, uwa nashangaa sana.

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2 years

Chapati 😭

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2 years

Medication

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9 years

My girlfriend wanted money for eye-liner, I asked myself #WhatWouldMagufuliDo ; we used office marker pens instead

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3 years

He wants you.

BABYGIRL❤︎

@eddaafrica

3 years

Nyie mapenzi yanauma😮‍💨💔 My good friend planned a very good surprise for his girl which I participated giving ideas, and anamfumania daah! Na zawadi zake mkononi. I wish it was a movie n so do him.Hadi usingizi umekata!🤦🏾‍♀️

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1 year

Tule wadudu tupate nguvu ya kupambana na wadudu wanaojibu “noted” kwenye emails zinazohitaji maelezo!

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3 years

Instagram account zinazouza electronics from Zanzibar asilimia kubwa ni matapeli..

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3 years

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3 years

Mfumuko wa bei mpaka zile offers za Pizza Hut na KFC zimepanda bei.

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3 years

My kid had diarrhea and went straight to her mama and said, "Mama ime-melt" 😅

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9 months

Zege-beans-burger

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3 years

I am my daughter's 'Nail technician' 😄

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2 years

😋

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2 years

Matthew 14:17 but without bread.

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3 years

Infinix. Iphone 11.

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5 years

Duh.

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8 months

The lyrics, the translation..

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2 years

Maji moto na chapati 😁

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5 months

Changu

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2 years

Have a great week!

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3 years

Ulimi

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2 years

B R U N CH

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2 years

M B E G U

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4 years

📽

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9 months

Tungeshinda wangesifiwa kocha na wachezaji au Serikali?

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2 years

B R E A K F A S T

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11 months

pua inatakiwa iwe hivi 🤣

EXΛCTLY

@BLIZZSS

11 months

This sexy thing is 25,000/- Tsh only Antiblue sunglasses Interesting thing is hata mwanaume anavaa anapendeza

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3 years

Padres lowkey prefer large foreheads when drawing the Ash-Wednesday Cross.

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2 years

2 of the 5 stones that David picked up before killing Goliath

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9 years

My girlfriend wanted a valentines present. Asked myself #WhatWouldMagufuliDo so I cancelled valentines day. She left

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3 years

Who came up with the name, "half-cake"? That's a stone aise!

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2 years

una uhakika yule aliyepika na kufanya packaging alinawa na sabuni baada ya kukuna matako? hamnaga kitu inaitwa healthy food hiyo ni expensive food tu 🤣

υяυ кιѕнυмυи∂υ

@JoachimChuwa

2 years

@MyUglyMustache hii ndo "Eating healthy" sasa zile chapati zako zimeungua ungua kama zimepigwa bomu

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2 years

Inaitwa kifurushi. Kwa sisi tunaotaka kupiga pasi ndefu.

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3 years

Miaka inakimbia.

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9 months

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11 months

Pilau-utumbo-kuku was kienyeji 😋😋

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1 year

Mungu awasaidie wazazi wanaopambana kutafuta installment ya mwisho ya ada ya watoto kwa mwaka huu.

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2 years

Olele Pub

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3 years

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3 years

😋😋😋

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10 months

Ukishaongea na mwalimu mkuu..

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2 years

😋😋

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6 months

Just know, there is no new idea under the Sun (Humphreys, 2003). When you are thinking it. Somebody has already done it (Vietor, 1950). But trust, they won’t do it like you would do it. So if you can, JUST DO IT (Nike, 1988). Blessed New Week.

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6 months

Just know, there is no new idea under the Sun..When you are thinking it..Somebody has already done it. But trust, they won’t do it like you would do it. So if you can, JUST DO IT. Blessed New Week.🙏🏾

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9 months

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1 year

🎶 baby shark doodoo doo doo

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2 years

Kuna aliyeota amebeba mfuko wa sukari afu mfuko ukatoboka kwa chini akapaziba na kidole! Akastuka usingizini kumbe amejipiga kidole. 🤣

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2 years

Hello September.

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2 years

🌚

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2 years

Have a good day.

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1 year

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3 years

Utumbo, chapati moja chaap!

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9 months

Kuingia wikiendi ndefu bila hela:

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11 months

“Inatembea sema ina matege” 😂😂

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9 months

Happy sabbath!

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3 years

Ugali, dagaa, parachichi, pilipili na #SerengetiPremiumLager #PaidPartnershipWithDiageo

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Dave

@MyUglyMustache

1 year

What a shame! I'm really disappointed with Janelle Monae for doing this. I used to think she now that nobody is reading kindly upload a version that's clearer was against this kind of behavior!

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@MyUglyMustache

9 months

Flatulence to chase the damn mosquitoes

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6 months

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Dave

@MyUglyMustache

1 year

Foundation to attack the day.

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Dave

@MyUglyMustache

3 years

Get these discounts in Dar Monday: Grano coffee discount Tuesdays: KFC chicken discount Wednesday: KFC krusher discount Thursday: Pizza hut discount Friday: News cafe local beer discount

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@MyUglyMustache

1 year

Manihot esculanta with slipmouth fish on #internationalAsteroidDay