DRINKS are on ME! @MyLifeAsRodney Twitter profile

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DRINKS are on ME!

@MyLifeAsRodney

5 years

Fun fact: antiBACTERIAL soaps that kill 99.9% of bacteria, do nothing against VIRUSES. And corona is in fact a vIRUS.

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3 years

NAH dis a driver…. Cause I’d be very much at the bottom of whatever mountain this is sprawl out.

Peligro

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3 years

Which islands have roads as narrow as this?? How yall does drive there???😭

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3 years

Girl I thought you was at fusion.

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and i’m feelinggg gooddd 🥰☀️

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3 years

🥵 @DojaCat

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3 years

My parents separated when I was like 1 year old and my daddy took me and grew me up. Today my daddy called me and apologized for being so hard on me and said keeping and growing me up, saved his life and his sanity… Lord, who cutting onions cause I’m hollering…… wow

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3 years

The Bahamian urge to shout “break it up!” when someone drop something.

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5 years

Hi. In addition to being THEE skinny legend, I am now a pediatric resident as this morning I received the greatest email in my life. I was accepted.

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@MyLifeAsRodney

2 years

Dis who could train to come last boy

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2 years

Sha'Carri Richardson is back 🎥 @ATHLE_ch

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3 years

The Bahamas coming second at carifta basically means we won. So again we won another sporting championship. Jamaican has millions of people. We don’t even have 1.

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@Tea_witdre @kyyndallbaby @YungYinkv She gotta leave it

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2 years

histoRic. Thee September issue 22.

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5 years

Bitch @theestallion

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5 years

@txrxxbxxncx OUR NEW MISS BAHAMAS UNIVERSE ....

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3 years

I love how all the vaccination centers FULL and packed now that y’all can’t go Pembrooke pines …. Good

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5 years

Until we are wet

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3 years

Praying for Shaunae leg and the physiotherapist hands to be blessed by God to shake out and massage out and rub out any attack of the enemy … because no weapon formed….

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@MyLifeAsRodney

4 years

I love to see Bahamians making it internationally... Please rake and scrape right to the top!

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1 year

Welcome to the Rodneyssance. R, for thee septembeR issue. #HAPPYBIRTHDAY

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@MyLifeAsRodney

3 years

Ok stating that vaccinated people die from covid too, does what exactly ? People with life jackets can drown, so still don’t wear them eh? People with seatbelts on can die in car accidents, so don’t wear them eh? Y’all are actually dumb, not fake dumb. Wow.

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3 years

The Bahamian urge to see “see ya bestie” to your friend when y’all see someone they don’t fxck with.

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8 months

Yall omg..

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1 year

I can't believe I am a post graduate degree research submitter! Y'all better tell somebody!

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1 year

Somehow white rice and macaroni don’t sit well with me!

Uncle Smoov ♟

@bsmoov0

1 year

Emptied this plate

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3 years

🚨 Missing person 🚨 The 7 other female 400m runners have last been seen at the starting line.. Only one at the finish is NaeNae Uibzz This is a developing story.

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@MyLifeAsRodney

7 years

Stand in the circle if you're the star!

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3 years

Man this girl on TikTok from the Bahamas had a video and said black girl luxury And I’m like Oh okay!!! Give us luxury!!! And then it was her and her bf at fusion vip???? Lmaooo huh ?????

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8 years

Jamaica is literally the only place ur in a REAL life musical because people will break in choreographed dance in the middle of the club

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4 years

Bring it on: Curfew to the Covid

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@__cvnb

4 years

🗣READY? OK! GO BACK, GO BACK, GO BACK INT THE WOODS 🗣

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2 years

I don’t even no the Bahamian TikToker Darea but I so love her and so proud! She had a video saying she quit her 9-5 to do content full time (I think) and that just warmed my heart. She say she was struggling with the decision and then said fck it! GO BLACK QUEEN!

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3 months

This Olympics feel lil doo....

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4 years

Cable Bahamas, welcome to your tape.

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3 years

Bahamas - 1 Olympics 2021 - 0

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4 years

Count ya days, Chrissy. Count Ya days.

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3 years

Good morning to countries who produced top 10 miss universe candidates only.. Everyone else, just morning.

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3 years

Okay lyford cay medical school!!

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Annual tuition at various schools in Nassau (gr 11) Lyford Cay- $30,500 Windsor Prep- $24,518 St. Andrew’s- $17,430 Queen’s College- $6,132 SAC- $4,740 Aquinas- $4,650 St Anne’s - $4,421 St. John’s - $4,421 Kingsway Academy- $3,930 Temple Christian- $3,902 Prince Will- $3,150

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@MyLifeAsRodney

4 years

Honestly Lil Davi laying on that dog??????????? Do YOU WANNA be on T O P!!!!

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@MyLifeAsRodney

4 years

Teenagers these days will never know of how great the Disney Channel was..... Don’t let it be Friday with a Disney channel original movie and they draw that lil Mickey head???

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@MyLifeAsRodney

4 years

And the R us for........ #newyeaRsday2020 The icon @byjamiebruce on the lenxzzzzzz

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@MyLifeAsRodney

4 years

The quickest way to piss me off Is “our card machine ain’t working” ... why y’all open den?

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3 years

The Bahamas has won Miss Universe!!!!!! TURN the show O F F!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go home!!!

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@MyLifeAsRodney

3 years

Sometimes (read as almost every time) you should just say your condolences, or how sad a situation is and das it. Y’all think pieces about what y’all think people should have or could have done are often misguided, inappropriate and not warranted. Honestly, fingers on lips.

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@MyLifeAsRodney

5 years

@bahayogi Did I say not to wash your hands?

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3 years

Yal always know someone who got COVID and died after getting the vaccine but when asked to identify Casper the friendly ghost…. Its radio silence.

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@MyLifeAsRodney

3 years

I think people get vegan confused with healthy.

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@MyLifeAsRodney

11 months

Dis is a MUSTARD seed.. and the Bible says that if your faith is as big as A MUSTARD seed.... come on somebody....

ada boo.

@_TherealAdaBoo

11 months

i bet y’all don’t know what this is / mean ..

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9 months

One of my favorite Bahamian lines is "don't piss me off please" because you're already pissed off by the time you have to say that!

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3 years

#TripleX

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2 years

Y’all are very unserious. Bhad Bhabie is a white woman. Who is this ?

TheShadeRoom

@TheShadeRoom

2 years

Bhad Bhabie flexin’ on the ‘Gram, showing off her blonde tresses. Y’all like?

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4 years

Check up on ya friends who went to Waterloo every weekend..... They ain't doing well And that's good for them.

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4 years

This woman keeps saying I look like her son and today she shows me a photo of her son.... Lady go to fcking hell.

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3 years

CIBC would never. She’s really superior. No travel advisory needed and when you wipe she sends you an alert, an email A N D a text… to make sure hi… this you??

Allaya Hagigal

@thegodmuva

3 years

Scotia Bank has literally completely ruined the last 2 days of my birthday trip. I'm so exhausted dealing with this bank and it's constant declining every time I travel despite calling multiple times to ensure that there's a travel advisory on my profile.

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3 years

Happy “I was so busy yesterday man, you free today?” Day.

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4 years

I hate when people say “I don’t see color!” Okay girl are you a dog?

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@MyLifeAsRodney

4 years

Cause y’all movies be having all type actors, producers, directors unbeknownst to y’all.

the don.

@tayy_west

4 years

Don’t post ya movie den. No fr, don’t 😂

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4 years

Yes, I am iconic. Bxtch.

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3 years

Who said I was an Angel? whRte.

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@MyLifeAsRodney

3 years

We can’t do self administered Covid test here because y’all already lie unprovoked.. Y’all would be swabbing y’all chair and sending it to the people to be negative.

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4 years

Before D*rian cat 1 and 2 hurricane was like oh okay a rainy day... lemme charge my teengz, NOW.. the girls are P R E P P I N G for the apocalypse.

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@MyLifeAsRodney

4 years

I remember when Bentley was born!! Wow

MTV

@MTV

4 years

On TONIGHT'S new #TeenMomOG , Maci gets ready to give Bentley the 🐦's and the 🐝's talk! 👀 Don't miss tonight's episode of @TeenMom OG at 8p on MTV!

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3 years

If y’all tryna party, gotta sign the NDA. Always iconic. Forever legendary.

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4 years

EyeCawnEEK.

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4 years

Brunch and guns

BigMeechManda

@BigMeechManda

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PrimeTime doin brunch now.

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4 years

2 years ago, today, I did what I dreamed of since grade 1. Graduated medical school and became the iconic Dr. Greene. 👨🏾‍⚕️

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4 years

Rodney: for September By: the visionary @byjamiebruce

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5 years

No one thought she was talking about confidence.

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3 years

Rest in paradise to all the queens who lost their lives bringing forth life. 🙏🏾

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4 years

I so love when Bahamians say “the owner mussie take it” when something goes missing or they suspect it was stolen. 😂😂😂

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5 years

Nobody: Lori Harvey:

ᛕꪖíꪶꪖ

@piinkmink_

5 years

If me and this boy don’t work out I dating his daddy

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4 years

Who ever started the habit of having macaroni and rice on one plate wanted us dead.

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3 years

A king usually starts as a PRINCE.

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2 years

Hi, I’ve passed. 🎉🎊

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@MyLifeAsRodney

2 years

And honestly my post dm 1 outfits already planned so…. I have one option. So there’s that. And y’all won’t hear one more thing about it until “hi I’ve passed!” Amen.

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4 years

They were naked ?

-Nessa 🌺

@_Nessasaryy01

4 years

Say beaches clothes...okay so where the spot is? Cuz this ain making no sense

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4 years

You know what they say about roses...

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3 years

Shelly don’t mix me up Fraser

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3 years

Looooool let them know 🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Don’t fk with Shelly 🌚

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4 years

So tomorrow is lock down but you can exercise for the entire day? You can go to the food store for the entire day? And you can buy food from restaurants from the entire day? Remind me again, where the lockdown part?

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3 years

Now she know that orange pose to be black!

𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑖𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒́

@rumiyonce

3 years

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter.

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5 years

Baby decline it.

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3 months

You have to realize when people don't really f*ck with you, accept it, wish them well and move on. Life is too short.. and you have to celebrate the people who actually love you and appreciate you.

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4 years

The minute ig start letting people know who visits ya profile, I have to come off social media. I do a lot of researching and 2+2 equalling 4 and thus I be on many different profiles to connect dots. And trust me, i connects the dots!

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staR.

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4 years

Slay on.

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3 years

Why are y’all so invested in gardiner’s personal life and what he is or isn’t, like or doesn’t? The young man just won GOLD at the Olympics and y’all are at home winning the race to hypertension and diabetes

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3 years

Expensive face.

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5 months

I PASSED

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5 years

If any electricity provider is out there and wants to venture into another country, the Bahamas needs you... Because BPL needs competition. Aliv came right here and BTC pulled up their socks.

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2 years

@jhxnson Ine want scream lMAO

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2 years

Whoever came up with “empty vessels make the most noise” was really in their bag. Because everyday, proven.

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4 years

so are people adults or dogs?

André

@AndreMoncur

4 years

I think y’all forget these people are ADULTS. You keep a dog inside the house too long, he’ll go wild when he finally break free. The #1 way to make people do something is to tell them they can’t do it.

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3 years

Rihanna accepting her right honorable title in that outfit shows that you can wear whatever df you want, you just gotta be that girl.

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5 years

Me being nosey Lady: “the hospital need to do background checks on these people to see if they have the right iq” Me: “what IQ stand for?” Her: *stares* Glass houses baby, glass homes.

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4 years

Perfect tone eating me up

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4 years

Y’all want man this bad?? I promise y’all man ain’t worth going out sad like this.

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6 years

Whichever old Bahamian woman accidentally or intentionally created what we know today as Johnny cake, I pray God's blessing on every generation birthed of you.

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4 years

I’m also at the point in my life where if ya card machine ain’t working or you don’t accept card, I’m walking out. I won’t be subjected to living like the flinstones.

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1 year

They just sent a national alert to my phone and that needs a warning…. I literally looked up to the heavens because I swore behold he comes, riding in a cloud!

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4 years

Celebrate all ya birthdays. Even if you don’t think it’s a significant age. Everyday alive on this earth is a blessing, significant and a gift. My birthday may gotta be everyday.

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5 years

Sis said eat crackers or oats! Stop moving and look. No, but y’all want go Kelly’s.

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4 years

We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, you can have ambition - but not too much! You should aim to be successful but not too successful, otherwise you will threaten the man.

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