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The Teflon Don

@mxkavelli

7 months

This is fucking sugary SHIT

Brendan Cobbina

@iamcobbina

7 months

Dinner

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7 months

Wake the FUCK up!

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@LAMARJACK5ON It genuinely is 6 months of trying not to kill yourself i sit there at uni wondering if i would be able to tolerate it if it was summer

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8 months

@M__M785 Just saw this. His wife sounded genuinely mad as well

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26 days

White people when human baby loved more than dog

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27 days

like clockwork with this one

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10 months

Are you telling me that aint brendan cobbina wtf

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@mxkavelli

2 months

@Rebartic @msiddiqui2000 @790Nameless @DillyHussain88 And how is this racist

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@mxkavelli

2 months

@alexvartanian03 @ChampRDS @arielhelwani Not sure bout that one chief

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@mxkavelli

3 months

@rbrown00 @ChampRDS @USMAN84kg “This how you walk when the panthers just won”

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@mxkavelli

4 months

Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴

@big_business_

4 months

Kevin Hart just cooked Kai Cenat for 5 straight minutes after watching the clip of Tyla curving him

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@mxkavelli

2 months

@Rebartic @msiddiqui2000 @790Nameless @DillyHussain88 Yeah well its aimed at brown people so its for us to determine that, not you

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@mxkavelli

8 months

@M__M785 Guy has never been funny tbh

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@mxkavelli

10 months

Brendan being on my tl is making me slowly morph into him, im starting to look like him

Brendan Cobbina

@iamcobbina

10 months

It’s raining a lot in London. Be sure to bring your umbrellas!

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@mxkavelli

8 months

@iamcobbina A guy in my gym doesnt even have legs and hes jacked as fuck Every now and then youll see him all the way on top of the calisthenics station just chilling. I aspire to be like him

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@mxkavelli

12 days

Quote tweets are killing me man. Calling her filthy rawfidah and beautiful in the same sentence

نور فاطمہ

@NoorFatimaPK

15 days

Who say" labbayk ya Hussain (a) " i wish next year in karbala .

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@mxkavelli

8 months

@JMNDComps Its fine if its with friends 👍

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@mxkavelli

5 months

Redditors when their wife doesnt want to be married to someone who lacks basic human hygiene

“Bad” Billy Pratt

@KILLTOPARTY

5 months

A Redditor’s worst nightmare

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@mxkavelli

3 months

@RationalWins @FixerSWRC @reesetheone1 Thats a whole new sentence

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@mxkavelli

8 months

Jerome was a real one man

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@mxkavelli

8 months

@YuChen970317 @UmMakyah @Shayor19 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Because not being seen can stop you being shot how dense are you

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@mxkavelli

5 months

So you come after peoples appearances but when they mock yours you want to be a victim makes sense

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@mxkavelli

6 months

Youll never guess who he’s replying to

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@Ebk_DK

6 months

@iamcobbina Never stepped in a gym in your life 🤣🤣🤣

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@mxkavelli

11 months

Free yourselves from being mentally enslaved by trivial things such as the slightest asymmetry of your face .

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@trectrl

11 months

side sleeping makes your face more asymmetrical 🧍🏾‍♂️

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@mxkavelli

10 months

He’s a dirty scammer trying to make people buy his workout plan. Ive been on this app long enough to remember that he’s been jacked since 2020.

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@CFCMod_

10 months

POV: You trusted the process 🤝🏽 January 2022. May 2023.

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@mxkavelli

1 month

@0_5mikey @AOUREDOO @TairaSZN U didnt just say that

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@mxkavelli

1 month

Leny

@abzkb_

2 months

Post nank analysis uno

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@mxkavelli

11 months

😭😭

zeinab 🫧

@zeinabsdawn

11 months

the hostage giving the hamas soldier a handshake at the end they don’t even got to do pr 😭

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@mxkavelli

7 months

Anon Opin

@anon_opin

7 months

Air fryers are just small ovens designed to extract money from fucking idiots

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@mxkavelli

2 years

marns dressed smart today

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@mxkavelli

8 months

Wtf did bengali men do to be disrespected like this

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@iirenicspirit

8 months

Bengali women took all the beauty from their land and left 0 for the men, honestly.

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@mxkavelli

8 months

We’re gonna keep breeding love, just to spite you im gonna have 17 kids x

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@Steve_Laws_

8 months

We don't just want you out of London. We want you out of the country.

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@mxkavelli

1 year

Ceo being called a misogynist on my tl wow never thought id see the day 😭 very unexpected

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@mxkavelli

11 months

This guy just exudes positive energy u gotta love him

Brendan Cobbina

@iamcobbina

11 months

So it’s official, @_Asznee is my client. I’m going to focus on helping him getting fitter and healthier as much as I can🙏🏾

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@mxkavelli

11 months

UFC 294 is at 7pm and not 3am 😭😭

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@mxkavelli

24 days

@FREEYOUNGGTHUG @bullyb170 @stylebender How is he supposed to go retard

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@mxkavelli

11 months

Nah if u play football in the rain u get it

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@fuadyabz23

11 months

bro always doing it for the cams

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@mxkavelli

1 year

@iamcobbina Idk how to explain it but that first pic looks like u were always destined to be jacked

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@mxkavelli

11 months

This really pisses me off as someone thats pro palestine and bengali cos i know in their minds they mean all south asians, not just indians

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@mxkavelli

1 year

Another red pill influencer using islam for relevancy… or maybe i should just assume the best

SNEAKO

@sneako

1 year

Why SNEAKO reverted to Islam from Catholicism

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@mxkavelli

3 months

Killed me when even he was taken aback by Stormfronts Nazism

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@lvnaisa

3 months

#TheBoys Whenever Sister Sage and Homelander talk to each other, it’s always entertaining. They’re becoming an interesting duo

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@mxkavelli

1 year

Uk beasts are evolving man

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@mxkavelli

9 months

@jcoleio @gatescrashing @KejaBJJ @peaopoe @gayest_tone Zionists for sure

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@mxkavelli

3 years

i dont take many pics but heres me in a thaub and my english notes 🤣

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@mxkavelli

2 months

Why do i feel like he refused to be a pawn for Putin and is being punished

Championship Rounds

@ChampRDS

2 months

🚨 Enforcement proceedings have been initiated against Khabib Nurmagomedov for around $900K. The case against Khabib was opened on July 5th and since that time he has been prohibited from leaving the Russian Federation. Bailiffs have launched a search procedure for his property

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@mxkavelli

2 years

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

You as a baby and now thread

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@mxkavelli

2 years

laughing cos i somehow missed the entire 10 fuckin bowling pins

Tinazee☆ 🆇

@tinazeeZW1

2 years

Quote this with your AUGUST photo dump Let's have it 🥺🤲🏽

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@mxkavelli

9 months

@JamesPike1702 @haydenthethird You misread the tweet

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@mxkavelli

11 months

#ApologyNotAccepted 🤬🤬

Anfield Edition

@AnfieldEdition

11 months

Let’s get this trending so they see that we will NOT accept their apology. #ApologyNotAccepted @FA_PGMOL

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@mxkavelli

2 months

Today i asked a customer if he wants a bag and in the most bastard tone he said “No i dont want a bag but a smile would be nice” i hope he suffers tbh

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@mxkavelli

11 months

This app, im tired

HERBRON JAMES

@breebxby

11 months

@Justdavelle It’s not, that’s like the very bare minimum lol

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@mxkavelli

8 months

I can excuse racism, but i draw the line at animal cruelty

dia 𝜗𝜚

@delicateefairy

8 months

what is it called when ur hyper empathetic towards animals and inanimate objects but relatively apathetic towards people

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2 months

@IYIMughalistan @sandzakii Whats this mate

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@mxkavelli

2 years

Oh my God... I hope his kids are okay man that's terrible InshAllah his family are kept safe

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@paulpogba

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@mxkavelli

2 years

6"1 but i promise half these guys in the comments are lying 💀

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@mxkavelli

8 months

Theyre turning a boy with severe autism into a gender war, ah twitter

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@mxkavelli

16 days

@robertTango19 @AgentofNuance @JamesLLandis @Inhumansoflate1 Yet until this war they continued to have complete control of Gazas borders which means everything that goes in and comes out. Does that sound fair and free to you?

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The Teflon Don

@mxkavelli

11 months

Isnt it crazy that in two generations the whole race of your bloodline could change

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@mxkavelli

2 years

do ppl seriously just envision their years as just social media events orrr

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@mxkavelli

7 days

Soooo All Lives Matter basically

Black Lives Matter (BLM)

@Blklivesmatter

8 days

If you are calling for a ceasefire deal or an arms embargo but are upset by any of the tweets below, which have been part of the discussions and frameworks being negotiated, you aren’t serious about ending the violence.

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@mxkavelli

2 years

Remember when people tried justifying his home robbery because nobody was home?

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@mxkavelli

5 months

My days you people are so…

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@isnotrealhater

5 months

@khanaskhumus And the word nikkah it really disgusts me , like there's not a single Arab person who says nikkah

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@mxkavelli

8 days

Please inquire about me in Jannah if you dont see me there

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@mxkavelli

7 months

@yooofnited @ousman_10 Rats are meant to be exterminated you r3t @rded fuck

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@mxkavelli

2 years

Taking a break yall stay safe 👋

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@mxkavelli

1 year

Before I change my mind or delay it any further, ima go off this app for Ramadan. I’ll probably be back but if I’m not, i wanna just say i never expected to have mutuals who are such good ppl and i hope u all achieve your ambitions to the fullest and may Allah grant you Jannah 🫡

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@mxkavelli

1 year

Muslims dont want this idol shit either

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@DVATW

1 year

This has no place in the UK.

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@mxkavelli

10 months

Shes training to take on every immigrant in the country

Ayoub

@ayoub_barud

10 months

Katie Hopkins workout routine looks SICK. bitch is 48 yrs old. Somali FEMALES this is your competition (you will die)

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@mxkavelli

24 days

Fucking come on Israel supports Palestine

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@stylebender

25 days

Hi… My name is Israel and I approve this message. 👍🏾

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4 months

😭

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5 months

@ghostpepper1246 @mertesakib What?

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@mxkavelli

11 months

If my mutuals aint got me that one p0rn bot that keeps liking my posts got me

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@mxkavelli

2 years

Will this get aired? Probably

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@mxkavelli

2 months

@BluePanda89 @ConnerGeer @phill_firth @ASAPYUSUFF @swantvn @ChampRDS Ur the guy calling peoples countries shitholes unprovoked dickhead

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@mxkavelli

2 months

Comments saying Palmer…

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@aggzzx

2 months

5 Black penalty scorers HOLD DATTTTT @reformparty_uk

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@mxkavelli

11 months

If its Brendan Cobbina yes we do

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@mxkavelli

3 years

Outperformed my xG today 🤣

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@mxkavelli

11 months

Tapred hairline, mans just here init

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@TEND1NH0

11 months

YOOOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@mxkavelli

1 month

Having intelligent mutuals has way more of an impact on you then you would believe honestly. I spend like probably 2 hours a day on this app when im at home so be mutuals with ppl of all walks but dont forget the smart intellectually stimulating mfs

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@mxkavelli

5 months

Defending pogba with everything i have against my family rn 😭

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@mxkavelli

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