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"Me kesho entertaining Indians trying to secure my flight ticket back after accidentally landing in Mumbai" #OccupyJKIA

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"Naitwa Kithure Kindiki na you once took orders from me"

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"Namna gani tena Kevin naona hii watu yako bado imekusanyika Uhuru Park"

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Naona global intelligence wamesema wanatoa audio na shoot to k1ll order folders for the likes of Jacob Juma, Musando and Kajwang. This fight ain't over yet. 💉💉

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The funniest sh*t that can happen kesho ni police force kuwa deployed JKIA alafu kitambo wa realize wamechezwo sisi tutakuwa kwa room ya Charlene Ruto.

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If you see this guy on the streets know that he's not one of us. He has been paid by Muka wa Ruto to cause disruptions with his group. #RejectFinanceBill2024 #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024 #RevolutionKe

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Kate Actress ako arrogant na full of sh!t, ragged b!tch. Asalimiwe 0728824673

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Osama ameambia Murkomen this isn't a political space, mtu aka ongezea hapa "Hakuna barabara ya kujenga." Inject 💉 💉

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Small world it is, kumbe Ni Neddy. Na nikuulize yule mubaba wako alikupea mimba ukafanya foteus deletus na bonus ya kaswende tukiwa campus mlifikishana wapi?

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Not my mum texting me "Nasikia mnataka kutoa Ruto mueke Jacob Juma kama president"😂 😭😭Enyewe, Ruto must Go

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The list of ghei mpigs is out already lovely scenes.

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Muthokinju paints ambassador

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4 months

Who is our enemy today?

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We're pleased to have William Ruto commission this ugali tonight. He has promised to deliver 3 Luhya men to help us finish it & a posho mill built within this single room #RutoLaunchedIt

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That murderous daughter of Mwangi Kiunjuri thought she would hide forever, kameanza kupatikana online. Kenyans wako dedicated.

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Ukikumbuka Githurai and Rongai massacre unaamka tena na kutype. #RutoMustGo

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"Anguka nayo"

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What is your national anthem?

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Mejja pia kazi ni kuimba about "kunyanduana" na miaka ya uzee, atuambie msimamo.

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4 months

If you don't understand how Anonymous works, go watch Netflix doc - The Antisocial Network.

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I wrote a code that deletes 5 old tweets per sec. Currently inadelete 28.6k tweets ya one of the tweeps huku na he can't believe. 😂

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Kuna mtu anasema account yake haigrow yet ataki tujengane hapa chini. Let's go.

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@PopBase The way Kordell has disregarded the other mens criticisms of Serena speaks volumes. He understands exactly where she is coming from and wants to do better for her. Huge difference between him & Aaron in terms of apology, owning up to your mistakes, listening to your partners

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Azimios na Kk united against the common mwananchi.

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How Betty Kyallo went from dating billionaires, top journalists na governors to dancing at Ngong hills with some unemployed Ben 10 needs to studied.

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Name : Nathan Agape Mongare. Party member of ANC.

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@PopBase Elton John was Eminem’s AA sponsor and helped him get sober.

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Uuui! Turn in kwa Al Jazeera. Slyvanus Osoro is being stripped naked. He is only speaking Abujubuju!!

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Me kesho kwa streets za California trying to fit in with the rest. #OccupyJKIA

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Oneni huyu sasa. 😂😂🤣

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Huyu ndio aliamua kutuembarrass as a nation. Shame!!

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While we are very busy repairing the KENYAN image, some saboteurs, enemies of the people, did this. What in the hideousness is this? Who's responsible?

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Chege lecturing Slyvanus Osoro huko Al Jazeera like a vacuous man he is.

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@eddiebutita Have a stand it's either a Yes or No. Kizungu mingi peleka Busia

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"Me naona hii story ya Trump's assassination attempt itatuaffect pia sisi kama wakenya"

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Gabriel Oguda when he finally meets Kithure Kindiki after he had sent his boys to break his gate.

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Poleni sikuwaambia Jana, the red - haired lady in circle is Amos Wako's granddaughter.

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It looks like Gen Z has now a leadership or at least the communication wing issuing statements on their behalf

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Tsegay is a notorious pull and push athlete. This is how she pushed Sifan Hassan last year and wasn't disqualified. Faith Kipyegon deserves justice.

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@charlruto You're not completely worthless, you can always be used as a bad example.

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Enyewe.

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As Ruto is going back to Sugoi. I think we should stop this obsession ya kuwa na a good President & focus more on good systems, institutions, fully implementing and enforcing the constitution. The thing is tuko na kila kitu tunahitaji to succeed.

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Kesho meeting point ya Nane Nane march itakuwa wapi?

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@Am_Blujay This guy 🤣🤣

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Gabriel Oguda as Opiyo Wandayi's PA when asked to tweet positive things about Energy ministry & govt

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The scariest part for politicians now is the death of tribal politics. They have noticed a uniform voting block now exists that has no tribal boundaries and they don't know how to divide them. Tuzidi kufinya #RutoMustGo

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Naambiwa hapa eti that mace ilichukuliwa parliament was the fake one. The original one haiezi bebwa na mtu mmoja.

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8 months

Btw ukiwa na laptop, smart phone na a trusted VPN, the only thing that will come between you and success ni Generational curses tu 😂

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11 months

Umewai jiuliza Hawa watu huuza lines za safaricom, Airtel na telkom hulipa rent na nini?

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Btw I've come to realize men are not cheap it's only the d!ck you will easily get. You've got to work hard to earn commitment, faithfulness and responsibility from any man.

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Mfikishe salamu. Morgan Obwocha: 0743800979

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Me running to X to see why Facebook and Instagram are down.

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Tusemezane ukweli na ukweli mtupu? How does this post relate with football?

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Kuna Chai Edgar amedelete lakini niko na ss. 😂

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That Drake video got me like.

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@paulinenjoroge I hereby take this opportunity to send my early congratulatory message to Mahmoud Ali Youssou for winning the Au chairmanship. When Africa is happy so is Kenya

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@Ali_Manzu Kenya is turning into a circus. I think Ruto should step down because this is becoming too much. The guy can’t manage a country. He runs this country as if it is his chicken farm.

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Gabriel Oguda when he is asked to tweet and say good things about the government.

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Please don't do a video about this.

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A DCI officer is dead and you guys think there is an easy way around this? I weep for DJ Joe Mfalme. I really hope this one can be televised, we need to really get the whole story.

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Just realized lots of men wamecrushia Christina Shusho, nini hiyo ako nayo si hatuna.

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Kupanuliwa hivyo vyote na kuachwa na big hole, ni kitu siezi kubali.

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Is it just me? Huwa na feel so insecure when a guy take like forever kumwaga, like who have you been chewing

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Huwa mnaplay role gani kwa family gatherings.

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Justice David Majanja ruled Housing Fund Levy unconstitutional.???

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Kuna mtu ameambia Mammito eti "Jowie Irungu is way more beautiful than her".

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Yaani mtu anaexpect nimpakulie mzigo hapa shuwally 😂🤣

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Lakini why do guys seek validation so much, apparently this guy anakupeleka date CJ's, but kwake analala chini. Acha nifike kwa nyumba niwape pambio. 😂

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@osoroKE

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Ya kufunga mdomo.

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Back in 2022 Gidey elbowed Obiri and she wasn't disqualified. So we demand justice for Faith Kipyegon and investigation of Ethiopian athletes.

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If Anonymous gets to access Ecitizen, kwisha sisi.

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There is a site where you get paid $6/hr for doing small tasks. It's available in OECD countries but using a VPN would be great. Check 👇

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@MamaRachelRuto “A team from my office” your office was declared unconstitutional madam.

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@KhalifKairo Inakuwanga timely 8p.m sharp then the next day ni demos. Haha

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Guys think we want sex. Haikuwangi always about sex. It's the intimacy we want. To be touched, looked at, admired, Smiled at. Nichekeshe please 🥺 nafaa kufeel safe in your arms. That's what we always crave.

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@citizentvkenya I think he only needs Ksh. 498 million since he already secured the 2 million from Ruto

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Men wenye wanasema eti Kuna stage ikifika hawabambiki na madem tena, ni wale hawananga kakitu.

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Gloria Orwoba na lipstick mbaya ka mothokinju paints.

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Govt officials ukienda Nyayo House kufuatilia progress ya Passport uliapply.

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@kipmurkomen I know 700 million somewhere is gone for you to respond to Larry.

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@C_NyaKundiH Jahmby's mum must be going through the most difficult phase in her life. May God give jer strength

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6 months

Unaeza date mtu hana any vices? (doesn't drink, smoke, take drugs or gossip?)

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@SharleenWambui9 Usifikirie tumesahau what happened huko Muranga Mukawa & lodges. Usifanye tufufue

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@Moussa64304480 Kenyans are behind you. Beat that mzee who only speaks Tialala and Tibim till he returns to Bondo.

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Sasa huyo ndio anafanya Muli asireply diyeems zangu ako na nini Sina 😒

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Btw if u smash with a guy on the first night do you ever think atakuchulia serious ? 😂😂

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Chapati moja 70, kivipi?

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@gabrieloguda .. Managed to build a pillar of lies at the shores of Indian Ocean which spread like bush fire to Taptenglei

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@DCI_Kenya "Finya Kompyuta Pata Dollar" program is really doing great, thanks to Lais.

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@MoraraKebasoSnr Where were the fire engines when they were needed at Endarasha?

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@OsoroSylvanus Mhesh I Want you to record a video of yourself repeating these words "Mimi ni mchinga, mimi ni mchinga ×2" then release it to all media houses

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Protests za Bangladesh zilianza 10th Dec 2022, wakacheza chini between Nov & Dec 2023, July 2024- u all know what happened. Btw Numbers sio issue, kusustain momentum ndio muhimu.

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After seeing all those bodies nafeel to damu imechemka nataka Maandamano ikuwe Ata by jioni. Sina peace.

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@SharleenWambui9 Muranga lodging harlot has no right to question our decision. Ikifika time ya mistresses we will call you

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@Wavinya_Ndeti Tried to launder dirty money and failed miserably. Why steal money meant for the livelihood of your constituents? You should be jailed and the keys thrown away. You daft!

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@SakajaJohnson @shishi_254 How dare you address a graduate that way have some manners

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