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Most of the time I have an unpopular opinion 🤷🏾‍♀️ argue with your baldhead granny .

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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Hi Tulum 💕
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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The job market is fucked, you used to be to get a new job in 2 weeks tops ! Now it’ takes months
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Y’all gon hate me but I don’t tip stylist .. yall are not making $2 a hour like waitress .. your price is your price im paying that
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She didn’t tip her hair braider yesterday. It took the braider 7.5 hours. She paid $350 for these braids.
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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A lot of y’all aren’t even clearing $60k…. Most of y’all make no more than $27 an hour .. Rent is $2k+ Groceries are $300+ Car notes are $700+ Daycare is $38585484844 Y’all checks barely clearly $1300.. And that’s no shade at all but it’s like .. BFFR .
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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I really hate that our little girls won’t be able to experience salon culture, going to the salon growing up was sooo fun to me. Now you can’t bring kids , gotta book 2 years in advance no blow dry.. barely no conversation.. yall ruining stuff that made us .. US
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Y’all gotta take some accountability what about this made you say .. omgggg yess !?!
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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So if you need to drive Uber , Lyft , door dash , OF .. do it ! Life is hard asf .. a Hustler is a hustler !
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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I have a dead beat bd and I have a very active bd .. I call my bd for every small inconvenience . Do yall realize yall family at the end of the day?? Like pride aside weird shit aside ? It don’t have to be no feelings involved.. yall literally family !
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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@Ladawn307 & they can keep it ! 😂😂 cus I’m still not gonna tip
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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@ThePodnas I’m saying don’t judge if ppl have extra hustles , bc everything is expensive and a lot of ppl are not making what stuff cost
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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My bd off limits, my ex boyfriends are off limits .. What type girl code yall be on ?
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8 months
Is your baby daddy off limits to your friends? Or you don’t care long as she don’t fuck your current nigga?
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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@KekeNoPalmerTho My customer service skills are great 🥰 come shop for portable hookahs
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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In MARYLAND, neither the mother or father has parental rights to a child unless filed. So all that “ she keeping my kid away “ is a bs.. you can legally go get ya kid .. and the police can’t do anything… YALL DONT BE WANTING TO BE FULL TIME PARENTS ..,and that’s just what it is
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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I feel like a lot of people don’t know how to use EXCEL .. so here ! & don’t say I ain’t never gave y’all anything
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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@1prettyyc__ This was the rearrange face .. then she started doing extra shit this her real face
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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3 months
Make the curfew 3pm.. I don’t want them outside while I’m outside .
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👀 Spotted in 📍 Navy Yard ‼️ After trespassing on that boat as seen in the video, these juveniles threw their obviously stolen e-bikes into the river. 🚲 Implementing a curfew for juveniles in DC is crucial. Holding parents accountable for their kids' actions, in this case
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Fuck Diddy , let’s discuss why groceries so high and why they think we not supposed to steal it ??? 😂😂
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So now y’all ain’t drink in HS , lol baby we was lit in hs.. well not in the actual school but def drinking at this age 😂 ciroc & new Amsterdam, went triple platinum at my kick backs .
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2 years
If your kid is with me , I’m covering everything… sending money is optional - idk that’s just me i thought it was like a hidden rule fr ..
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Lol…. Y’all memory must be a lil foggy … the fights… after gogo’s we’re insane … not a positive outlet 😂😂
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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WE ARE almost 30 ! It’s no reason why you wanna go through the mud with a man at this big age !!! Noneeeeee
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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2 years
When she said “ I’m tired baby “ , I felt that with everything in me .
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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6 years
Y’all care about what ppl think about y’all , that’s why ya never happy
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I’m glad I got to grow up in the era I did , outside as a child and teen was so much different! It was literally all about FUN , we partied , we played outside , we got to experience real social interaction
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I’m muting this bc y’all are dumb for one.. and I don’t feel like going back with ppl who live in Cleveland & y’all median income is $25k. Sit this out !
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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4 years
niggas be like " I got options " boyyyy them ugly ass options .😂😂😂
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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3 years
I wonder how #Buffythebody is doing lol I hope she’s doing well
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Major cities like the DMV don’t have $300 rent. & travel you will experience what the cost of living is like .
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@Nate6oySea Okay we need a update lol !
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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4 years
I’m so happy I got my heart broke early, I see too many women 24+ still acting crazy over these niggas. The second you learn that YOUR always supposed to be the chase, shit a get a lot easier from there.
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@Sean_NoCarter No lol not at all some jobs aren’t even real
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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7 years
When you wish for a kid with a lot of hair and god give you way more than u asked for lol
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Kiyanne went from cheesy hey bae to square that shit up #LHHNY
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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You $40 dollar bitches making it harder for us bitches who want $500 😂😂😂😂
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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4 years
We're having a boy 😫
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@Tonecapone_300 Curly vs straight
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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5 years
Throw the chicken back in the fryer it’s still to light , add more milk to that Mac look a lil dry. & lessen the Portions of meat in the greens.
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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If you fuckun w/ her & You see areas that she lacking in As a REAL nigga you put her on game💪🏾& Get her right ..that's your investment nigga
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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4 years
A thread of things to do other than block parties in the dmv :
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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6 years
I’m not good at a lot of stuff , but I know I try my best to be your mom 🧡 glad you chose me to guide you through this crazy world 💕👩‍👧
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@badunickiiam_ Maybe they see something I don’t lol
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3 years
Still Pressure On A Chill Day✨
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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5 years
i can’t date a nigga with no bump you not bouta tell me you gon beat my nigga in front my nigga and AS A MAN he don’t get up and pop that shit off !!!
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Look what I maddeeeeeeee🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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How I act when I’m taking nudes 😂
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Stop playing wit em...
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Bitches tweets be like "I wanna suck some dick 🍆 " then be like " ✋ Chill it's just a song ! " bitch what song is that? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Are we bringing these back ?? Bc let me know NEOW!
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OHHHH MY GODD I JUST DIEDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 http://t.co/lI8JrLhlGB
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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UNTIL MY KID IS IN 5th grace , SANTA , THE TOOTH FAIRY, JACK FROST, every mf body is REAL .. period !
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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🤷🏾‍♀️
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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I’m outgrowing people & people are outgrowing me & that is completely fine. We are all entitled to growth. Being able to leave people out of your new chapter is okay. I promise.
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Handsome Ninja 🥹🥰
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@gbg_bucks We take it too far lmao
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@phanum47 🗣️🗣️
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It ain’t enough for you to fall in love , I want you obsessed 🖤
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If you have brought a car in the last two years, regardless of credit. The payments are high.. interest is crazy .. on cars and houses.
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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The purpose of this post , was to say the judgment of what other ppl are doing for side hustles needs to stop bc everything is over priced and income isn’t matching the cost .
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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When you date the shooter
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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3 years
Why are y’all so comfortable with telling people you came across some money, y’all let the TL know when your taxes hit, your stimulus, child support, first of the month payments all that ...
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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She don’t do no wrong in my eyes 🤷🏾‍♀️😂
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Mir keep smiling in his sleep, his uncle must be visiting him. 🥺
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Twin💜
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New body who this ?
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11 years
bitches don't fuck with me but yet they still discussing me..worrying about who I fuck with & who the fuck fucks with me. Just stop✋🙊😂🙅
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If your girlfriend don't want you talking to that bitch? DONT TALK TO THE BITCH, DONT LOOK AT THE BITCH, DONT EVEN LIKE THE BITCH PICTURES.🙅
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I miss how chipotle used to taste
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8 years
❣Whatever it is , Mommmy got you ❣
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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I remember I invited a yt girl to one of my parties … first time ever.. this bitch started offering ppl coke 😂😂 my friends was like man cookie wtf y’all got going on in here 😂😂 IM LIKE SHES YT ! I think that’s like how they say Hi or something idk 😂😂😂 just say no 😂😂
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why would he photoshop his kid 🥴😂
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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5 years
Ima put alcohol in my slurpees all summer lmao
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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7 years
It's always her over you 🤷🏾‍♀️💕
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Cus what was saiddddddd daughter? 😍😍🥰🥰🥰 ohhhhhh !
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Niggas love asking “CaN yOu CoOk?” Bitch can you Change my oil & tire❓😟😂
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😂💕
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Oh oh I wanna play lol
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😊
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4 years
Heavy on the rice & cabbage 😈
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@MzDemeanor @KekeNoPalmerTho Thank you follow @sakinahookah on IG 🥰🥰🥰
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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@trillaajayy Please Check Out My Business 💕We Offer Portable Hookahs With LED Lights., We Also Ship Nationwide Please Visit The Link In My Bio Or ✨
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6 years
Offset sounds like a man who’s ready to cheat some more but more carefully this time
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3 years
Update : I’ll be 6 months next week 💙
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Y’all keep playing with Montgomery county police lol I kept tellin y’all Montgomery county pay their police officers so they actually do their jobs 😂🤦🏾‍♀️ which means ALL YALL MFS GON TO JAIL tryna be a “ street nigga “ in the suburbs
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@itsMuvaMagic It’s his delivery.. imagine struggling with something and your educator is laughing at you, and getting frustrated… as a teacher … this is unacceptable ! .
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I’m so pressed for my kid bc y’all my baby wasn’t supposed to walk , talk or anything ... the doctors told me my baby wouldn’t do anything !!! She is everything, that’s my baby !!❤️❤️❤️❤️❗️❗️❗️ THATS NOTHING BUT GOD🙌🏾
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Muvaa💕
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@TuggieDolla
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I got a question for you females.....why y’all can’t seem to keep your hands to yourself during an argument? Especially if the nigga not touching you
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Goodmorning from my SONshine🌞 🍯
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I’m not telling you what to do, but a suggestion. - find out if the child is a walker, bus rider or pick up .. -if pick up , wear that momma up til you can’t no more - find the bus, follow the bus til your baby see the mf get off..knock on the door 👊🏾 Crash out bout your baby!
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When you’re getting ready and plans cancel 🤦🏾‍♀️ so you’re just stuck looking cute 😫
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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My daughter takes her job very serious lol
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4 years
@kashdoll Please Check Out My Business 💕We Offer Portable Hookahs With LED Lights., We Also Ship Nationwide Please Visit The Link In My Bio Or ✨
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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If you can handle my stubborn ass, my cry baby ways, mood swings & deal with my attitude? I ain't letting you slip away 
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@MuvaaaCookie_
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Its almost 2020.. Yall Gone stop tryna sell these 1996 Hondas For $3,500 😫
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