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22. med student 🀑 || All reasons to panic

Mumbai, India
Joined January 2021
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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milkcake kya hota hai bkl ITS KALAKAND
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narsa.
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Unpopular opinion but Milk cake is better than overrated kajukatli
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My over-achieving bihari father is bored with MBBS, now he wants me to go for UPSC. 20 years down the lane, he will want me to contest an election too.
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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How to spot a privileged brat who lacks basic decency and empathy
ajeeb hai bhai 😭
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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My man lost all his patience at the last
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Med school is so lit, Imagine partying till 2 in the night and giving a presentation on "Alcohol toxicity" the next morning hungover 😭😭
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Meanwhile bumble πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™
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Exam khatam ab machaungi bumble full lessssgggooooooo
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My type in men? Medium looking socially awkward introvert nerd with a nice sense of humour
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Third base is when i tell you about my family ka property beef
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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KYU NAHI HIL RAHI DUNIYA
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Bumble matches added on my Instagram like little Pokemon I collected on my quest 😭😭😭
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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BRIDGERTON aa chuka hai, pura din sex sux dekhooo bc lessgggooooo
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One thing MBBS has taught me is how to fearlessly give exams without any preparation.
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Fucking hate bumble, BUT HOW TF DO I MEET PEOPLE ORGANICALLY IN THIS STUPID STUPID CITY UUUUUHHHGGGGGGG
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Guys paper mai patient ko status epilepticus tha mene status asthmaticus ke drug dediye hai 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Katai chor log hai bhai
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Dr. Riya πŸ¦‹πŸ¦
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My over-achieving sweet father is bored with MBBS, now he wants me to go for UPSC. 20 years down the lane, he will want me to contest an election too.
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Madarchod Dil padhai mein dhyaan de
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Dharm ka dhandha sabse bada dhandha
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Get Your β€œSanatani β€œ Hoodie From Systumm Clothing. Link-
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Remember guys after scoring one of the best knocks of his career, winning an important match and being surrounded by thousands of people around he still took out time to call his wife. THIS IS A MAN OF CULTURE. THIS IS WHY HE IS DIFFERENT FROM OTHERS.
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Virat Kohli on a video call with Anushka Sharma after the match The most beautiful moment!
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Guys surgery ka paper tha, phone pakda gya or paper bhi faad diya but behenchod koi gal ni KOHLi ne Half century maar di πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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mumbai ka mausam chahta hai ki full chodampatti ho insaan aur koi kaam hi na kare
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Med students live in two extremes yaa toh full day padhaii yaa full day mazza
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Me going into Microbiology practical knowing that culture is what I'm not adhering to, stain is what I get during my periods and slide is what boys have stopped doing into my dms
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I have this very irrational fear in the back of my head which says if I marry after 30 I will have kids around 35 which means the risk factor for any congenital anomalies or downs will be more so no one wants that right
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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bihari hu, Hawk thu toh mere genes mai hai
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KYU NAHI HO RAHI PADHAI
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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I request sex education for doctors first. IT IS 2023 and you are debating on someone else's choice to have sexual partners?? What is wrong with you
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Dr Manjeet Dhiman
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Having multiple sexual partners, First of all we are not Animals, so it’s good to behave like Humans as evolution took place thousand years ago . Second, it will cause many Sexually transmitted disease like Hepatitis, Bacterial vaginosis , chlamydia, Gonorrhoea ,HIV / AIDS,HPV ,
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😭😭😭 family diagnosis
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Bhai 2nd year mai aaye hue 4 mahine nahi hue mai kaise dedu congestive heart failure ka prescription pagal hai kya chutiye
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CLEARED 1ST YEAR WITH 68% PARTYπŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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Only drawback of studying in Library is I can't randomly hold my boobs without creeping out people πŸ˜ƒ
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bc i had to delete the post because some middle age uncle wont stop quoting it, i dont want to end up in whatsapp groups ffs 😭😭😭😭
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Me while giving hickey: What if this blood clot leads to stroke... It has happened It can happen wtf wtf wtf
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Bhai series toh aise dekh rahi hu jaise cancel hi ho gye ho exams😭😭😭
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Passed 3rd year 🧿 Fuck it we ball πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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This sexual partner discourse simply brought out the judgemental asses out front. A good example of how education does not guarantee wisdom !!!
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Yeh cashless ghumne ki adaat ek din mujhe kahin bartan dhulwaegi
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baarish toh aisi hori ki bas sex sux hi macha du bilkul
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I want to be held but like this if that makes sense
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Losing hair and friends in MBBS is a universal experience now
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Feels like I'm rawdogging MBBS kyuki na koi study partner hai na hi postings partner hai na hi study group na hi lunch partner bas chal rahi hu akele
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This is a story of a man who was not played for the initial matches, who proved his worth. This is a story of a man who stood against all odds and resurged as a champion.
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My brother is only 3 yrs younger than me but boy every time I see him I've this urge to protect him from all the evils of this world. We may not be best friends but I will always be the first person he will think of in any hard time. He deserves every happiness in this world πŸ₯Ί
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Modern love toh sirf mumbai m hi ho skta hai, Delhi ke toh crime patrol episodes bante hai πŸ’€πŸ’€
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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One thing I really liked about men is, no matter how much I share my interests with them they never try to copy them. They have their own set of interests, likes and dislikes and they stand by it. They never try to totally absorb your personality or replicate you.
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Land pe rakhte hai hum aise 6th sense ko
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Boyfriends are overrated, I need a study partner instead
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sanghis in my dms and comment section giving death and rape threats because i voted against hate πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
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God I got 76% with distinction in Pathology and pharmacology. I never would've imagined this kind of result, this was the last thing on my mind. I was only hoping to pass and this was truly truly shocking.😭😭😭πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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Lessssgggooooooo guyssssss 2nd year pass ho gyi 😭😭😭πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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When you read a caption and know it was written by a man.
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Himachal waale need belt treatment for voting for Kangana ranaut
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Yes babe I understood the offside rule, now can we kiss?
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I can't tell, if I'm into him or his dad
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Ek baar college khatam hojaye bc 150 mein se 100 bacho ko block kar dungi mkc inki bc chutiye hai saale
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I am studying appendicitis and I remembered this incident, I was in 4th grade and I had a really terrible stomach ache. We went to a private clinic and the doctor said they'll have to operate because its appendicitis. My dad is in the army so we went to our military hospital -
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Someone my age got married???????????? At 22?????????? And I'm not even talking to the opposite gender ????
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After this mob attack, there should be presidential rule in WB and the spineless Chief minister should resign. THIS IS ABSOLUTE MOCKERY OF THE SYSTEM
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Gasping for air while kissing passionately >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Anti-cancer drugs itself being a chemical carcinogen is the basis of trust issues
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Jhaant nahi pata football ke baare mai but dekh ke aacha laga 😭😭😭
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Boys who eat pussy for their own pleasure are husband material
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Can't believe I dated someone for 2 years who didn't even know how to unhook a fucking bra😭😭
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"New family member" and it is just Royal Enfield aabe chutiye transformer ki aulaad
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Me in front of Arshdeep πŸ›πŸ›
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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What if I light one diya up your ass, how much oil will that use
@Benarasiyaa
Piyush Rai
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22 lakh dias were lit in Ayodhya on Deepotsav. If 10 ml (conservative estimate) of oil was used in each diya, 22,000 litres was used in day. A poor family of four can use litre of it for at least 15 days for food preparation. But everyone loves an extravaganza.
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Lavde 5 world cup aise hi nhi jeete humne
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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I love when Bihar is in the news for just being goofy 😜😜
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Bihar: A Police van ran out of fuel in the middle of the road, and it was pushed by the inmates going to court for their hearing.
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Patient smjh ke doctors lift se bahar nikaal diya πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ‘ŽπŸ»πŸ‘ŽπŸ»πŸ‘ŽπŸ»
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Everyday I fight for my life defending this state but somehow they come with something even more weird
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Someone from my junior batch complained about the mass copying in an exam to the professor like how lonely and pathetic you have to be to hate on this level 😭😭😭
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Aaj ot mein ek answer kiya 😎😎😎 Sir ne pucha naam padh ke bata kiska phone aa rha hai 😎😎😎
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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My female rage comes from the fact that today I took a nice shower, wore a nice Indian kurti for my surgery exam and 10 mins into the exam I got my fucking periods which ruined my all white leggings, left a big ass stain on kurti and now I have to wash all these with cramps😭😭😭
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@mrinalrohilla16 Totally optional, but parading that poor worker and doxxing him very well knowing that these could reach the authorities and he could risk losing his job ?? What kind of a sick person does that
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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πŸ™πŸ»πŸ˜­
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Guys recommend some good lip balms please
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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It is not sunkiss anymore, We are getting fucked hard by sun now
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Do you all have that school crush that never goes away, like you go on with your life and crush is still in the background
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Exam khatam ab machaungi bumble full lessssgggooooooo
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Jhaatu PSM kya Karu Mai Jaan kar ki machar ke ande kon se position pe tairte hai bhai πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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AAJ KE BAAD WANKHEDE KE ILAWA KAHIN AUR KO MATCH RAKHAA NA MAA KASAM AMMA BEHEN PE AAJAUNGA
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Bhai muhs exam postpone karde thand m mujhse aankh nahi kholi jaa rahi paper kaha se dungi 😭😭😭
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Me slowly removing myself from all the drama in my college has worked wonders for me. Like it is so calming just being in a corner minding your damn business and working on yourself.
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Imagine needing an Irish actor's validation to prove that Bhagvad Geeta is the greatest scripture ever written😭😭😭 goro se validation lena kab chodenge yeh log 😭😭😭
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Fellas is it sanghi to celebrate your god ??
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@Muskan_singhhhh
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Wait till you find out that my government hostel keeps 9 students in one room.We have 3 washrooms, 3 bathrooms & 2wash basins for a load of almost 90 students out of which some are always blocked & have broken doors. Mind you This is in peak Mumbai, BMC run hospitals
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UTTAR PRADESH πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Nausea vomiting diarrhoea tremor ataxia drowsiness headache weakness slurred speech blurred vision dry mouth urinary retention postural hypotension tachycardia palpitations sedation mental confusion weight gain galactorrhoea insomnia skin discoloration anxiety hallucinations
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Kaafi halke m leliya micro, ab rona aarha hai
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