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@MumbiMumbs

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Energy engineer 👷🏾‍♀️ Crime Analyst 🕵🏾

United Kingdom
Joined May 2016
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Small media update.
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I hope there’s someone else to help that child with Maths homework
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Exchange fluids with mature people
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Judas Iskangol.
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Don’t waste your best boob years hiding them.
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5 years
Men are not trash and should be treated like kings they deserve the absolute most.
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I know you’re not trying to say 5th
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Fiveth day ..Gilbey's ndani
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3 years
“A relationship should be 50/50 I steal your hoodies, you steal my ability to walk”
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4 years
Kisumu has been great😍
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1990🤭
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@tumelomohotji
𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷
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People Born in 1990-1999 Let’s see a picture or video of yourself
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@CutThroatMstres @bossmomTEA 13???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
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4 years
Here’s to another year 🥰🥳happy birthday to me. I had such an amazing day
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1 year
@Bensoulmusic Umelipa child support kwanza?
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2 years
Ukiwa na akili mingi mapenzi nayo itakushinda.
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2 years
“Enkata watches are the 1 pound watches in China which are then branded in Kenya.” Good God.
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3 years
I’d drag my clit on hot tarmac before I let the whole world know the Ls I’ve taken in my past relationships.
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11 months
Winnie Odinga angekuwa first child we would’ve had a Future concert, instead it’s just pastors flying in
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2 years
Watu wote wa wash wash wakona invite ya lunch huko state house
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2 years
Hapo kwa counter before clients wafike kwa wines and spirits.
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3 years
Media update:
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4 years
Girls getting away with falsely accusing men of rape.
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BaSingSlay 🦁
4 years
What are some normalized things that shouldn’t be?
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Greetings from Naivasha
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Manifesting Nakuru tonight✨
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Idk why people are on his neck for stating his preference because for me there’s no place I’m going with a light skin man
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Pogba is Back
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Ukileta wamama kwa meza wakuwe weupe please
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Lil Maina lost his grandpa, so heartbreaking.
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No matter what you’re going through smell nice.
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Enkata watches imeshikiliwa na relationships because that’s what everyone gets their S/O on their birthdays.
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4 years
*kikuyu people.
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if you buy the ps5 in the Middle East it comes with one of these
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Your friend lost his brother and you chose to get in bed with the government?
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2 years
Command your day✨
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I’m not in any way homophobic but you piss me off fr fr.
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Onyango Otieno 🌻🇰🇪
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I tried her lingerie. 😜
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4 years
Don’t mock a pain you haven’t endured
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2 years
Not to sound dramatic but I’m dying from lack of physical touch.
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3 years
Sasa juu unalala na karao unafikiria you can go around issuing threats? Sexually transmitted powers or what???
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2 years
I’m sorry but as a kikuyu woman I’d be livid. Just give me the 50k
@njambifever
NJAMBI❄️
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God of Celine Kariuki, it’s me again! 🙊🙏🏾 Jamani msichana alipelekwa dinner date jana usiku, they spent 56k. She received 300 roses & the guy was asking her to be his gf officially! P for Pressure
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4 years
Men are bigger “kiss and tellers” than we are.
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2 years
Police against the protest is crazy because they live in horrible conditions with hand to mouth pay
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3 years
Once you master detachment you’re fine.
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3 years
“You got a passport” a nigga that’s never left the country. Respect me please
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3 years
Offshore account
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3 years
Send him pictures of freshly done nails on your tits.
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2 years
Done with my exams, niko loose kama morals za luo men.
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3 years
Unblock me, you healed enough.
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Avoiding eating out, a cholera outbreak is lurking in the shadows.
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The switch from Kayole to Washington DC has taken me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Nataka kukupump
@Noorthevirgo
Noor ✭
2 years
Flirt like a guy, Go
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See the power of manifesting 🥹
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Manifesting South Africa🧎🏽‍♀️
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I will heal on top of him
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Stop dating while you are healing.
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First nut after lockdown will make both of us parents.
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Hizi matusi zilikuwa wapi akikupea capital ya your tech company? Ama ni juu alikuacha?
@oaksupreme
Franje
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Anyway, ambieni that fat hoz from Mwea she should stop believing her own lies.
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Unblock me so we can be toxic one last time baby.
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3 years
I needed to update my media anyway 😅
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3 years
Pretty people please quote this with your pictures, 🥺 I need a mood lift 😩
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Facts.
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My father
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3 years
Tuesdays. Media update.
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4 years
10 hour phone call kwani hamna life?
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Hi, are you down for a threesome?
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Respectfully ❤️
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“A good relationship doesn't require a woman's opinion” Fels 2021.
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4 years
Just because we didn’t work out doesn’t mean you should move on ffs.
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3 years
Titty Tuesday. Might as well send tits to my favorite men.
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Photo credits @ms_matei
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Each other
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Watu wanafanyanga Nini on Saturday’s ?
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If you wash money kindly slide, my DMs are very open for you.
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Hidden gem, literally.
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Can’t be ignored by all 6 sis
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Anyway love is beautiful don’t let this toxic app tell you otherwise.
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Sorry I’m late.
@sparkling_tash5
Sparkle ✨
2 years
Quote with a cute 4 seconds video of you 🥺
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Baby, it’s time to let another man love you.
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@beth_kasinga
Beth Kasinga 🌴
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What’s your plan for the long weekend?
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Media update:
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Bald men with beards>>>>
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Mnakuwanga na matusi the same. Kuita mtu malaya sio kitu ya kutukasirisha.
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Hizi help me arrange my fridge with me videos I want to ask don’t you guys usually have leftover food or pre boiled legumes in the fridge?
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Hahaha
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This man really feels like home.
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I dislike people that push for calls when you’ve clearly stated you prefer texting
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Chelimo a better person than me. I’d be tweeting motivational quotes to piss you off even more.
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That fuego guy is always making me laugh with his tweets I pray he’s really okay especially during this period.
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"you won't find someone like me" Then I'll come back, don’t worry.
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@FmuliKE What kind of women are in eldoret if this “beautiful” one thought he could get away with it?
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If you’re hitting on me and I see pads in your house I will automatically friendzone you, can’t date a harlot pls. Shalom
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Cityboyyy kwa space huwezi sema ni mkisii
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Money saves you from a lot of wahala. Have it.
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If my man is out of fuel I’d just buy him the whole petrol station.
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Chapati mistress come outside…
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Mukimo ya njahi is a very elite meal, don’t slander it around me please.
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2 years
Stylist wa Ruto can’t style his running mate? Why is he always dressed ta mundu arathie kamakis?
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If she eats runny eggs she defo swallows.
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Picky with friends but boyfriends is where you draw the line? Interesting
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Those reading this from a jealous POV ndo wamejam, I hope my kids flex like this
@Nottdexx
Malcolm eggs
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Hahahaha.
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@TemperCR7 Unatweet lakini you can’t return calls? Keep it up 👍
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2 years
Your snap score is almost 1M and you want to ask me out? Be serious.
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3 years
Tired of healing, I’m traumatizing people back.
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2 years
Second quarter of the year media update.
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