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محمد

@Muhammedd_____

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محمد

@Muhammedd_____

4 months

Little did we know that those heavy school bags we use to carry were the lightest burdens we'd carry in our life

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6 months

When we were young we were excited that Eid is coming. Now that we're older , we're sad that Ramadan is coming to an end.

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3 years

I don't know how people find soulmates in University, I don't even know my classmates.

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6 months

People actually feel better during Ramadan because that's how we are actually supposed to be living our life.

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2 years

Find a group of friends that know how to have fun without committing sin

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3 years

Your spouse is the only family you get to choose so choose wisely

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3 years

If someone sees the way i dress at home they'd probably think this guy is zakaat eligible

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2 years

Siblings logic be like: I didn't want it but since you want it i want it too

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2 years

Your body is facing the qibla but where is your mind

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2 years

Those sleeping without academic stress,hows life?

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2 years

You know Eid is around the corner when your house starts smelling like a bakery

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محمد

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2 years

I became a CEO at the age of 12 when my teacher said "Muhammed and company please leave the class"

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محمد

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3 years

If your class never made a teacher cry or leave the class then your classmates were boring.

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3 years

Never pass a bad comment while eating in a wedding because some fathers earn their whole lives just so their children can see that day of happiness

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7 months

When people fight on a WhatsApp group my job is to save stickers

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محمد

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3 years

A wife that talks baqwaas whole day🤝A husband that listens to her baqwaas attentively

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محمد

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2 years

Having a cousin your age is equivalent to a best friend

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محمد

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7 months

Am I the only one that pauses the microwave one second before it finishes just so it doesn't make a noise

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9 months

Ohhh to be buried here...

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محمد

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3 years

My heart is at ease knowing that what was meant for me will never miss me, and that what misses me was never meant for me

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محمد

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3 years

Corruption in South Africa began when our primary school made us pay R5 to wear our own clothes to school.

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محمد

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3 years

Indians who say coriander instead of dhaniya think they went to Woolworths High School.

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3 years

If you didn't ever jump into someone's yard to get your ball and got shouting for it, your childhood was dead

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2 years

Life was nice when we went to school drew two mountains, v-shaped birds and a sun in the corner of the page

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3 years

If people are impressed with you, they are impressed with the beauty of Allah covering your sins

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3 years

Marry someone who is interested in deen, because that is who your children shall follow

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5 months

Stop stressing yourself out for something that is not in your hands. Have some tawakkul

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6 months

Go for janazahs often to remind yourself that this temporary life we running behind is not worth it

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3 years

The more you study Deen, the more you realise how much you don't know.

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6 months

In Ramadan we sleep in instalments

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5 months

Growing up watching your parents become less strict with your younger siblings is a different kind of betrayal

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محمد

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3 years

Some chai's don't chai the way other chai's chai

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محمد

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25 days

Ohhh... how the heart yearns to be in Madinah

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محمد

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3 years

No one: Literally no one: Than you get me I said "ohh yaa" when they corrected me during taraweeh.

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محمد

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3 years

You have two friends in this life, 1. Allah and 2. Those that remind you of Allah

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3 years

Haraam is becoming so normal that nowadays when somebody does something halal he/she is the one feeling out of place

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محمد

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3 years

Remember when we were in grade 3 and the only stress we had was that Friday spelling test

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محمد

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2 years

Let's just admit driving manual is more fun compared to an automatic

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محمد

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3 years

I don't understand when people say they forgot their glasses like bro how did you forget that you can't see

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محمد

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3 years

A garderner may water the plant daily, but fruits grow only in the season. Have patience everything is destined to happen at it's own time

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3 years

When lecturer explains it VS when friend explains it.

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7 months

Wake up 5 minutes earlier for suhoor tomorrow and make tahajjud and ask Allah for all the things you want

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3 years

Everything has its own timing. Every delay is a blessing. Have tawakkul.

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3 years

These wrappers taught me more than what 12 years of school taught me

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محمد

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2 years

The 27th night of Ramadan is always the most exciting night

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محمد

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3 years

To all those that faked their parents signature to sign school documents atleast once you elite✨

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محمد

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3 years

Morning in madresa, as peaceful as you like

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محمد

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3 years

"chalo" is basically the brown way of saying "we move"

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3 years

They say the Sunnah doesn't fit into SOCIETY, they don't understand we weren't made for SOCIETY we were made for jannah

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3 years

Sometimes i know I'm wrong, but it's just fun to argue

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3 years

"give your mummy my salams" This ladies and gentlemen is one message we still haven't passed on

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3 years

It's so crazy to see people your age getting married like wow man we really old

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3 years

Do your parents leave the lights on when you go out to stop robbers or are you normal?

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3 years

They once asked me to read Qur'an at a wedding I read Surah Talaq.

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3 years

I think our best memories always remain unphotographed ,no?

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3 years

Life consists of 2 days, one for you and one against you, so when it's for you don't act proud and reckless, and when it's against you be patient, for both days are test for you

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3 years

Why is haraam becoming so normalised that halal is seen as "holy"

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3 years

The fact that i get the job done even after procrastinating is the reason why i still procrastinate

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2 years

Happiness is laughing at your friends who support Liverpool

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3 years

People who get excited looking stars and sunsets should be protected at all costs

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3 years

White people find it disgusting that we eat with our hands but then they'll go kiss their dog on its lips

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3 years

If people see how I'm dressed at home they'll probably throw coins at me

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3 years

Shaytaan tries to limit your salaah because he knows your salah will limit him

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3 years

It's better to be a humble sinner over an arrogant worshipper. -Imam Ghazali

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3 years

Unpopular opinion: Winter is so much more better than summer

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4 months

Unfortunately we see all these beheaded babies and it breaks our hearts as it should. But then we go back to living our life full of sin and earning the displeasure of Allah. How do we expect the help of Allah to come down if we not bringing a change in our own lives

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3 years

When your indian friend tries to speak with a white accent

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3 years

Luqman (AS) told his son: "And when you intend to sin do it in a place where Allah cannot see you"

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3 years

Normal people: uncle passed away in his sleep Durban people: Bali woke up dead

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3 years

At the end of the day the only thing that matters is chai

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محمد

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3 years

We are born without bringing anything into this world. We die without taking anything with us, and the sad part is in the interval between life and death, we fight for what we didn't bring and fight for what we cannot take

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محمد

@Muhammedd_____

3 years

Brown girls forever dying to get married but when an aunty will ask her when she gonna get married, she'll start questioning the poor auntie's audacity on twitter for the next 3 weeks smh.

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محمد

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6 months

Shy people are not shy around the people they comfortable with

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2 years

Taraweeh stress is basically over for taraweeh boys after para 26

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3 years

If you offer me food and I refuse, please repeat it,I was just shy at first.

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3 years

You don't know ego until you met an indian with green/blue eyes

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محمد

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2 years

A much neglected sunnah in today's day and age is to make others feel important and appreciated- behaving and dealing with such compassion,care and concern that they begin to feel they are the ones dearest to you.

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محمد

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3 years

When you become a ghar jamai

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3 years

In SA after 9pm red lights and stop signs are mustahab

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3 years

Why do people born in the 90's think they more superior to people born in the 00's

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3 years

I usually don't boast about going to expensive places... But i just left the petrol station

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محمد

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2 years

Every madresa girl on Twitter: "bintsomething"

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2 years

Let's just admit all hifz class boys are naughty

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6 months

It hit different when they said Madinah has a piece of Jannah in it, but Jannah doesn't have a piece of Madinah.

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محمد

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3 years

Maturity is realizing daal rice is a banger

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2 months

Drinking chai is not enough, need someone to inject it in my veins

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7 months

The smell of coffee early in the morning>>>

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3 years

Have you ever wondered what do the bride and groom talk about while they on the stage. Like are they just sitting there and making fun of the rest of us ☠️

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3 years

No matter how corrupt our government is Alhamdulillah for the religious freedom we have

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2 years

I don't understand why people romanticize testing dhor

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3 years

Don't lose a true person in search of a perfect person because perfection is a fantasy and the truth is always a reality.

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3 years

May your eid pictures be so good, that your crush uses his eidi for your mehr.

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3 years

When you neglect things they fall apart Except the Quran If you neglect the Quran, you fall apart

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3 years

To those that never get the matric results they desired, don't worry Allah has better plans for you, a single piece of paper can't decide your future

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9 months

The goal is to raise children that can identify sahabah and tabi'een and not celebrities and singers.

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3 years

Saw the one guy reading sunnats after asr salah just to impress his crushes father, who's gonna tell him?

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2 months

Sometimes we forget we living in the middle of the Duas that we had asked Allah swt for

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3 years

You have to give us Muslims credit we can fast for 14-15 hours a day but we'll still pick up weight in Ramadan

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3 years

Me after today's daal and rice

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3 years

Were you also threatened to be put in madresa zakarya or darul Azaadville whenever you made nonsense or were you normal?

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