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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

11 months

2024🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯 A degree❤ A permanent job.💙 A license 🤍 A happy life 💜 A healthy life.💚 On God🤍 🕯🕯🕯🕯😭

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@Ms________A

3 years

I went to clean for this one and he wanted to touch me where I pee😭😭. Men are Wicked. I am doing this laundry thing for survival and you are taking it for granted 😭💔... Stop it guys please.

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

Are we gonna ignore the unnecessary distance between Otjiwarongo and Okahandja😩? Something needs to be done 😔.

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@Ms________A

1 year

Just because it's a man going through it, people are finding it funny or how?. This is really traumatizing. It's heartbreaking 💔😭. The man is in painful pain💔🥺. He need help or else we might lose him🥹. ❤️🕯️🥹🙏.

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1 year

Oshiveva mboli kashishi omanyami 😭😭😂😂

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@Ms________A

2 years

Them: NDF or Degree?? Me: NDegreeF 😌😌😌😌😌 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

One thing I will never do in my life is sucking a d*ck. Let me be a boring girlfriend. Mouth cancer is real😭🤦‍♀️.

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@Ms________A

3 years

My worst sleepover experience was that, his cockroaches climbed Me more than he did😭😭😭

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

Okulyapo owa lyapo, I understand. Owaya nayo? 🙄 Aaaye! Ok. We move ano😂😂😂😂

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@Ms________A

2 years

Kwanyama men, please teach Ndonga men how to love their women. Aanima mbono yAandonga oye na Ike too much pride, nokwiinoma okundji and they are stubborn 😒. "Ngaye Ngaye Ngaye" Ngwee nee shike miikotse yomilunga mono🙄🙄.

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

Before I sleep let me address this. Men please bath. Omwa Nika nai. Yes I understand you use Arabic perfume (barakat) nenge iikwashike waalye and it's expensive, but you aren't aware how bad and weird it smells when worn on a very dirty smelly body. Yoh. Otamu nika NAI please 😭

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

1 year

CONGRATULATIONS to all the IUM graduates, class of 2023💃💃🎓🎓🥰❤️. I am really proud of you all. To more papers 🥳🥳🥳🥰 and to PERMANENT JOBS🙏🙏..

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@Ms________A

2 years

The guy I saw in PicknPay Wernhil today please, if you can see this just know that we mentubi. You are cute though, and you are the love of my life. I miss you so much hubby 😗🥰

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

Dear God please remove SEX from OUR heart, and OUR mind. Remove it from OUR lives, WE do not need it. It's annoying. Amen

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

3 years

Sex in the fridge is the one maan🥺🔥🔥

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

Who is supposed to ask for sex in a relationship? A man or a woman?🤭

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

9 months

Most of the houses with no grandparents are broken into pieces. Kehe gumwe noyana😭.

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

1 year

Personally, I don't like Kwaitos or whatever y'all call it. Imagine, kuku ondi na omumati, oshintu shiitattoo oyindjiyindji niimbulukweya ya shanwa yo ya zalelwa koondungu dhomatako, niiring yuulai kominwe adhihe nomilyenge mothingo ondumba? No please. Stay away from me. Please🥺

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

3 years

Ae, gents clean your ears itale🙄.. they are too sour. Omuntu owafa Ike to latha vinegar 😭. Sies🤮. Iyogeni momakutsi Please😒.

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@Ms________A

2 years

I always make sure I CUM before I COME. I don't trust people with 3 legs😭😭💔

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@Ms________A

2 years

Sex with condom is like you are eating pap with no meat🤢🤮. Tasteless and you won't get satisfied 🥺

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@Ms________A

2 years

Hi.. can we quickly meet at erf number 081 cos in 36 minutes 9 seconds? We might go to any place of your choice to destroy my account that has 8346.😊😊

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

As a man, why is your girlfriend's bank balance/account on negatives 🤔? Yee shili🙄.

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@Ms________A

2 years

So at UNAM for you to qualify for examination you should have atleast 40%? That's too little nee mboli😲😲.

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@Ms________A

2 years

We all HATE SEX mos? Enima Kandi li hole mem😭😭

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@Ms________A

3 years

"I don't like iikulya yomomatala." 🙄🙄Owa thimbwa kutya nyoko oye ta landitha momatala to make your life better mehuli mono🙁. Iho li iikulya yeku ninga shike nee? People go eat in omatala just to support oomeme yetweni, not like they can't afford pick n pay porridge. Think....

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@Ms________A

1 year

They are not lazy; they're the minority and most of them do not have access to things because of the greediness of the Aawambo people. Corruption and so on. Give them access to the same things y'all have as Aawambo and see if they will sit on them😒. Corrupt selfish tribe🚮🚮🚮.

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@namibiansun

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@Ms________A

2 years

As a man, I mean a real straight, man why are you not supporting CHELSEA?🙄🙄. Yee shili

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

They don't want you, they want to touch you where you pee. Run my sister🏃🏃🏃.

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

3 years

Ano for how long should one stay single after a breakup?

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@Ms________A

3 years

If you can't afford to buy your man a gift worth N$1500 and above, please leave him alone so he can find true love? Thank you😊🙏

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

As a guy, why do u have Snapchat in your phone?

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

There are no single men in Windhoek. Don't be fooled with "I'm single, or I've been single" shit😂😂. Run for your life sis❤️😂

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@Ms________A

2 years

He doesn't even know how to do it💔😭. I wasted my time and money

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

manifesting 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Distinctions 🕯 This semester 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

Wathigulula iimaliwa yaakuluntu yoye ndele oto landele omulumentu ohauto ineeku hokana? What level of stupidity is that, ladies? Aalumentu yamwe sha po aalodhi shila maan 🤔🤔

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

3 years

We won't forget those who helped us sexually, financially, emotionally, and academically🥺🥺. One day will be our turn to help y'all😊🙏.

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

This one keeps calling me "MOMMY" since I met him🥺🥺🥰❤️. Today I decided to ask him why, kama his late Mom was my mbushe and she used to smile nonstop like I do🥺🥺❤️. I think I should give him a chance, cos🥺🥺

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

When I was in grade 5, I remember playing with an electric socket (it was broken) Andi tyokwa kolusheno and died on the spot. Honestly, up to now I Dont even plug my phone on the charger cos I'm scared. Please, warn children not to play with electricity. It's very dangerous 😭🙏.

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@Ms________A

1 year

A guy will tell you that he's single but when you go to his room/ place and open his wardrobe, iikutu oya pakelwa nawa by colours 😭. White and White, black and black, red and red, blue and blue. In the kitchen all types of spices are there. Wuuuh 😭😭! Men aren't people 😭.

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@Ms________A

2 years

As a man with 1 girlfriend, why do you have two ears? To whom are you listening to with the other ear?😒 Yee shili🙄.

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@Ms________A

3 years

Hi everyone. My name is Ndina (student). I do laundry (washing and ironing) and any other work for students around Windhoek during weekends ONLY. You can contact me @0816079760 for more information. Thank you and please don't forget to share #RETWEEET

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@Ms________A

1 year

Men with good d*cks are broke. Why?

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@Ms________A

2 years

Babe, how much do you need for haircut tomorrow?

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

The day to ka penduka pomudhimba gwaNyoko opo Ike to mono kutya, no one decided or chose to be an orphan and no parent had decided to leave their children parentless😊😌. Karma is real they say🤗. When the time is right, God shall reward you your words😊🙏.

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

If your so called girlfriend dump you cos of girlfriend allowance stories on namhot tea page what what, then she was never yours. Don't be forced into debts by someone who can't even afford to pay her nails for herself. Hayo ngaa ombwela ndjono. 🙄🙄. 1/2

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

Girls that wears iilanda/iimona/omawe mombunda, do you ngaa know the meaning/ importance? Or you just know kutya "it's traditional thing?" Please if you Don't know, try and make peace with an old kuku or meme and ask them. It's very important to know 🙏.

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@Ms________A

2 years

I have a friend who works in Wernhil and everytime I see him i hug him. He told me, that my hugs makes him feel really good and relieved. He's always asking when am I going to the mall so I hug him again 🥹❤️.

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@Ms________A

2 years

Now if I may ask, who is responsible to pay for the damages that happened in Wernhil stores? The owner of Wernhil or who exactly?🥹

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@Ms________A

2 years

I might just report a drug dealer if this relationship ends😎. Watch out 😊.

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@Ms________A

2 years

Ladies and gentlemen ☺️😁 I'm taken again 🤗.

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@Ms________A

2 years

Let me reveal a secret to men. The reason ladies ask for money in the first 3 days of talking stage, is because we want y'all to label us as gold diggers(though y'all Don't have gold mine😂) and distance yourselves. Us women Dont ask money from men we really love. WE DONT ASK🥱.

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

Ano AKA oye ou a li a refus'a o logo ya kamatyona winya ilo?🥺💔🤦‍♀️

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

2 years

Windhoek life is tough shili but you make it tougher cos... 1. Ou hole aafuko 2. You like showing off 3. Ouhole okumwamwala 4. Ku hole okuteleka, you like take aways. 5. Shaa WA pay ongwee to landele mo aantu ayehe molukanda 6. Owiininga enona, every weekend ongwee Ike. 🙄🙄

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@Ms________A

2 years

Ndele o russian pungae mpano oyiihula po nale🥺😔. Ndele Tandi dhimbwa Ike nomulyo gwayo🤦‍♀️

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Ms♉ ♡

@Ms________A

1 month

I saw a comment somewhere, kama "why would she proudly say she's a nanny?" There's nothing wrong with being a nanny colleagues. It's definitely better than twerking for alcohol and d*cks. Atleast she's paying her bills with clean money. And yes, she's very proud🥰🥰🤗.

Tate_wuuMemes😌

@ErnosNashideng0

1 month

The pressure is increasing 😭 weddings are for enjoyment, we must leave our professions at work 💀

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@Ms________A

2 years

Hi.. can I make for you a simple flyer (poster) like mine for free so you advertise well well😊? (Check my pinned tweet for the Flyer/ poster I'm talking about) if yes please DM me things that should be included. Thank you❤️🥺🙏.

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@nasimane05

2 years

Kindly looking for laundry job,around Ongwediva and Oshakati 🛐🛐🙏

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@Ms________A

1 year

Let me study hard so i be my own sugar daddy itale😭😭.

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@Ms________A

2 years

One boyfriend per region. But in Khomas, specifically WINDHOEK, 2 boyfriends per location. Thank you😌👏.

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@Ms________A

2 years

Ndele oho Kotha Ike nxa nxa kuushi nyokomweno oshili?😭.

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@Ms________A

2 years

The pain of dating a partner who does not like to argue 😭. I mean 300 words paragraph just to receive an okay as a response 😭. I cry for real while sending "if you do not want to chat with me, just tell me" text😭🤣🤣.

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@Ms________A

2 years

Why most lawyers and politicians are Ndongas?🤔

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@Ms________A

2 years

Examination is done, what's next ano? Apart from going home (north)?🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Ms________A

9 months

"Ndele owiishi ho takuma," 12 years in school 4 years doing NAMCOL 2 years gap 4 years in university Ndele inandi takuma?😒😒 Oho li aantu oshihoya???🙄🙄

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@Ms________A

2 years

Ndonga men smells good maan🥺🥺❤️🥰. Where do y'all buy your perfumes ano?😍

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@Ms________A

3 years

What do u do when you are angry or stressed 🥺?

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@Ms________A

2 years

A very important month is here❤️🥺. Grandmother☺️❤️: 07/09 Late Dad🕊️: 10/09 Late Mom🕊️: 13/09

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@Ms________A

2 years

Mboli my Mom died immediately before I was born 😞😭

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@Ms________A

2 years

If it wasn't cos of Twitter, tse yamwe Ando otwa sa nale ko depression 😭😂. We wake up, log on the Ka app, tweet our mind out, go through funny tweets, laugh our ass out. Day is over.. we sleep, wake up again and continue with the same process 🤣. I really appreciate this app.🥹

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@Ms________A

2 years

Itandi tukwa kungwee ho ti: GRN stands for Government* 🙄.

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@Ms________A

2 years

I'm unemployed already, I just need to stay in Katutura 🥱🥱🕯️🙏

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@Ms________A

2 years

Advise me anyhow you want, but do not tell me that love is not about sex. Oto maalekenge😭😭😒

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@Ms________A

2 years

I'm Ndina, do you want dinner?☺️☺️ And you?

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@Ms________A

3 years

Ano is ngaa sex really matters in a relationship? Shaashi me aae😭.

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@Ms________A

2 years

As a lady why are you buying herbs for keeping a man and for a man to give you allowence instead of buying herbs to get a well paying job for yourself? Come on, y'all are wasting our brothers out there for unnecessary things for real😭💔. Stop it ai😭🤦‍♀️

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@Ms________A

2 years

I was told not to work in a bar by a guy that never gave me anything 🥺🤦‍♀️.

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@Ms________A

2 years

I finally got a man who loves me with my flat ass 🤗😂😂😂.

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@Ms________A

2 years

I am driving a red car then boom, "there will be no water in Windhoek "😭😭😭. Who did I offend?😔

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@Ms________A

2 years

Let's have s*x regularly guys 🤗🤗. If you are single, you can talk to besties. I'm sure they won't deny helping you out🤭🤣🤣🤣. Blessed week ahead 🙂😊.

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@Ms________A

2 years

Send me 300 dollars quickly guys I'm at Single Quarter Kapana nda tilahi okapana kaantu😭. Do it fast before they call the police 😬😬😂.

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@Ms________A

2 years

When they are talking about their mothers, I'm talking about my Grandmother 😊😊🤗. They give same love, same energy ❤️🙏.

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@Ms________A

2 years

People are dating and it's irritating me😪🤦‍♀️.

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@Ms________A

1 year

The cutest guy that i saw today in ShopRite Usave. Dorado valley. You are my soulmate please 🥰. If you're seeing this, do not hesitate to DM me. You were looking at me with sexy eyes and yeah, i was looking good shili 👌🤭. You're sent by God to marry me🥺❤️. I love you too😭.

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@Ms________A

2 years

Yaholike from today 23 September 2022 until 23 December 2022 will be spring not summer. And I repeat SPRING not SUMMER.

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@Ms________A

3 years

Please take note Bank Windhoek: EasyWallet Standard Bank: BlueWallet FNB: E Wallet. Vamboes everything is just "ewallet" 😬😬🙄. Aarg😤😤

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@Ms________A

2 years

I honestly Don't find it funny. Why are you laughing at people who are vaccinated and they aren't in the list? In your right mind, Do you really think people went to stand in long queues to be vaccinated for fun? It's unemployment, it's poverty 😭😭🤦‍♀️. Let's think guys oh 🤦‍♀️.

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@Ms________A

2 years

I want a polo to buy please. It must be of good quality 🥺🙏

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@Ms________A

3 years

Stop judging people who have sex for money while you are busy having sex for good morning texts and lies. Momukothi guulunde mo. Shaish...😒😒

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@Ms________A

2 years

I was raised not to demand anything bigger than what I can't afford myself. That's why if you ask me this question, "what can I buy for you?" I always say "just anything" because I always have "what if I say I want this or that but s/he can not afford, will s/he be embarrassed?".

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