@UrbanAchievr
Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views
Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?
Con: LOL no...no not those views
Me: So....deregulation?
Con: Haha no not those views either
Me: Which views, exactly?
Con: Oh, you know the ones
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Client, nervously, while being very thoroughly plastic wrapped onto a vintage birthing chair: "isn't this kinda wasteful? My mom told me not to waste plastic."
Me: "I'm your mom now."
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@offbeatorbit
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I am not a healer or a therapist. I just really love kicking balls. Any emotional healing that results from me kicking you in the nuts is a happy accident.
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Lately Iโve had a few clients apologize for being โweirdโ or โdifferent from my usual.โ
Please donโt. I like weirdness and I love my job precisely BECAUSE itโs so unpredictable. Doing the same thing all the time gets monotonous.