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Ally

@MrsLethal

8 years

I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but I drink coffee, so fuck them ☕️

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Ally

@MrsLethal

5 months

I saw the McDavid beer run video, and I have thoughts. If you see one of the Oilers in public act like you’ve been here before. Smile and nod, or say congrats, or say you’re proud of them. Stop there. Don’t touch them, don’t touch their shit, don’t follow them.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 months

Rarely hear from my kid during the day. When I do it’s about Connor McDavid lol

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@MrsLethal

4 months

K guys, think back to the decade of darkness, would you have ever thought players would be picking Edmonton? For LESS money???

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Henrique returns to Edmonton on two year deal at $3 mil per. He was offered more by other clubs. Edmonton circled back and closed.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

@cmamajamas @TheBloggess One time in a packed public bathroom my daughter in her little 3 year old, but loud voice, asked me “HEY MOM! ARE YOU CHANGING YOUR TAMPAD BECAUSE YOURE ON YOUR PYRAMID??” There was more laughter coming from outside of our stall than in it 😂

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Ally

@MrsLethal

2 years

I want to throw a snow blower in the back of the truck and drive south until someone asks me “Wtf is that?!”. That’s where I want to live

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Ally

@MrsLethal

2 years

Alberta skies are incredible

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Ally

@MrsLethal

7 years

The only reason I even know the American national anthem is because of hockey. This was a cool experience #playofffever #oilers

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 years

My dad just called me. His appointment with his cancer doc went really really good. I’m so thankful I can’t stop crying. It’s a good day. A really really good day.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 years

Omg. I laughed out loud too hard at this 😂😂

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

My 6 year old just walked out of the kitchen buck naked eating an Oreo. Im pretty sure he’s living his best life

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@MrsLethal

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Ally

@MrsLethal

5 months

It was so obvious that both Connor and Lauren felt incredibly uncomfortable. If you didn’t get that vibe, watch it again. Give them some sense of normalcy, let them enjoy this time without being mobbed, let the man put beer in his fucking trunk without sitting in his vehicle.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 months

@mdibartolo_ During the 8-1 game it was obvious they unlocked the scoring. We all said “look the fuck out, Florida”! Lol

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Ally

@MrsLethal

3 years

My husband pissed me off. So now we’re driving 3 hours to Edmonton in silence. We’ll probably drive home in silence too. He’s a smart guy but he often forgets that I’m more stubborn

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@MrsLethal

6 years

Getting down to the nitty gritty! I’m having major surgery Friday. They’ll be opening me up and cutting out my endometrial tumour(s). I’m in the final stretch and doing the last bit of the preparation for it. #GoodbyeEarl

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 years

Watching hockey in a bikini is fucking rad

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

Here’s a photo we took this morning, on our way into Earl’s funeral 😂 #goodbyeEarl

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Ally

@MrsLethal

8 years

In Edmonton we say, @patmaroon caused all our small hearts to grow three sizes today. ❤

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Ally

@MrsLethal

1 year

Proof that I’m not always wearing a messy bun, carrying around a chicken lol

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Ally

@MrsLethal

5 years

April Fool’s’d the shit out of our kids with this one. Made them read it out loud and watched their faces drop. One cried. Oops!

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Ally

@MrsLethal

2 years

If I never have to listen to another Drake song again I could die happy.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

School lunches, September 1 -June 14: 3 different kinds of fruit, 2 veggies, 1 serving of dairy, 1 treat, 1 main School lunches June 15-June 29: 4 treats, 2 plastic spoons 1.5 fruit, 1 veg, A paper clip Whatever

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 years

Before and after #sodparty2020 #13000sqft

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Ally

@MrsLethal

8 years

Haaaaaa

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Ally

@MrsLethal

5 months

Ugh. I have such a yucky feeling after just watching that video, and I didn’t even experience it.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

5 months

So… has anyone accomplished anything this week aside from the mass consumption of articles, videos, and comment threads about the Oilers and the SCF? Asking for a friend

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

@billingsley313

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 months

Added context: her best friend is originally from BC and is a big Canucks fan and she’s coming over Saturday to watch the game 😂

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Ally

@MrsLethal

5 years

Fuck it. I’m day drinking. #foundapatio

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Ally

@MrsLethal

2 years

I grew a purple cauliflower

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

My husband’s company was awarded an excellence award for exemplary performance with a sterling safety record. Those are his guys, his hard work, his leadership, and his own relentless striving for excellence from himself. I’m so proud of him! ❤️ #GoKevy

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

When you step on LEGO after you told the kids to pick it up 5 fuckin times

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@Isuckatpicking

6 years

Your move Ryan Kesler

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Ally

@MrsLethal

2 years

So before Elon ruins Twitter for us. Here’s another picture of my chicken

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

On our way to @theheadstones . I’ve got a killer cold - let’s hope I can drink enough whiskey to wake up with only a hangover tomorrow 🤘🏻

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Ally

@MrsLethal

3 years

Wow! I tweet one thing about my relationship and y’all turn into marriage councillors. Any of you who’ve followed me for more than 5 minutes know we have a great marriage. No one gets along 24/7 - that’s not reality. Stand down, Dr Phils

Ally

@MrsLethal

3 years

My husband pissed me off. So now we’re driving 3 hours to Edmonton in silence. We’ll probably drive home in silence too. He’s a smart guy but he often forgets that I’m more stubborn

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Ally

@MrsLethal

3 years

I just read about the barstool stuff. Do not like. The number of men in the comments that keep yelling it was consensual don’t realize consent stops as soon as one party says it stops. For example when she was pulling away saying it hurts stop. That is no longer consensual sex.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

10 months

Home from a week in paradise. We didn’t tell our kids we were leaving until 330am when we woke them up to get ready to head to the airport. The logistics are as complicated as you can imagine - but totally worth the surprise! I already miss the sea breeze.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

7 years

The struggle is real.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

2 years

We had to say goodbye to our Stella last week. It’s pretty sad in our house lately. I’ve been trying to keep my mind and hands busy, stay positive, not dwell. It’s been tough.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

1 year

@EdmontonOilers The more I look at it, the more I love it. I particularly love the symbolism of the fingers, and the juxtaposition between the love from Kane and hate from the Knights fan on each side of the glass. Maybe I like art after all 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 years

Corona free!! wooo Thank god!

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

As much as it’s sad, I’m glad that the Oilers Entertainment Group wore me down a couple years ago and now they only occupy a very small portion of my life and brain power. It frees up so much time for other hobbies and things that actually bring me joy and happiness

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Ally

@MrsLethal

8 years

Got my hair cut. Don't worry I made sure she was an Oilers fan first. Didn't wanna give any money to a money grubbing habs fan #oilers4lyfe

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@MrsLethal

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Ally

@MrsLethal

3 years

Fee fi go fum 😩

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Ally

@MrsLethal

8 years

On the road bright and squirrelly this morning. Taking our kids to their first @EdmontonOilers game

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Ally

@MrsLethal

3 years

This is the best part of the shoulder seasons

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

KARLS, it’s me, Mess!

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@thegoldenmuzzy

6 years

Well, now there’s rumours Erik Karlsson has requested a trade. Fun.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

8 months

This does not suck

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Ally

@MrsLethal

3 years

@PublicKris My gosh, this is 100% the content I’m on the bird app for. Well done

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Ally

@MrsLethal

3 years

Stopped at my parents to borrow a tool. My dad told me I look so beautiful with my long hair and nice tan. He’s my favourite 🥰

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Ally

@MrsLethal

5 months

@corn_cwm Give them fan interactions that make them proud to play here, not ones that make them want anonymity in a big American city

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Ally

@MrsLethal

7 years

9 long years we've been waiting to go to a playoff game together. The day is nigh! #playofffever

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

So either I’m healing exceptionally well from a double whammy surgery OR I have a ridiculously high pain tolerance. Because I feel fucking invincible. I feel better, now, than I have in years. This is absolutely mind blowing.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

5 years

Canadian traffic jam

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Ally

@MrsLethal

7 years

Miss Aedyn caught @drakecaggiula ’s first star cap! She’s so pumped!!!! Thanks Drake, that was a much needed boost for her after a tough week ❤️❤️

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 months

Is it just me or are the Oilers getting better every game? 🤯

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

Super groggy. But I’m all done.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 years

You know it’s been cold when you can stand outside in a hoodie at -23 and think “this ain’t bad!”

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

To all the people who make shitty comments about this: why do you even care? Parents are out here trying our best with no manual. There’s no cheat codes, there’s no answers at the back of the textbook. She loves her kid, she’s doing her best. Fuck off!

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@thedailybeast

6 years

Charlize Theron reveals 7-year-old daughter is transgender, according to Daily Mail

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

All children can see is two people who love each other. They don’t dilute the facts. People who love kiss, and these two people kissed. That’s all my two young children would see, and if they don’t, that’s on you as a parent.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 years

I just mopped floors. Is there a more bullshit job than mopping floors??

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 months

@BuffaloSabres @OilersJohn Hey Sabres fans, take care of Cloudy for us. You’ll absolutely love him on and off the ice

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Ally

@MrsLethal

3 years

I so badly wanted to build a pier over the lake this year. Too bad lumber is literally one million dollars 💸 🤮

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Ally

@MrsLethal

8 years

Hey guys, I didn't wanna jinx it, but after I failed, I quit smoking again Jan 1 and haven't had one since! 👌🏻

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Ally

@MrsLethal

3 years

I don’t know why I instantly thought of you, @IAmByks 😂🙈

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Ally

@MrsLethal

7 years

I sold my tickets to a bud and he took his youngun to his first NHL game. Can you think of a better first game? 3rd row seats to Connor putting on a clinic like that. Woah!

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

Good Morning! Today is the day that we say #goodbyeEarl . Wish me luck.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

If all they are doing is smoking a smelly plant then eating in our restaurants, sharing laughs, and being mellow in their free time. Then I have no qualms. I’d 100% rather sit next to a table of pot smokers than a table of drunks.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

3 years

Mowing sucks, but the finished product is unreal. Kevy mowed this yesterday 🤩🤩 #spectacular

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Ally

@MrsLethal

5 months

Just checked into a hotel and asked if we could have access to the meeting room to watch the @edmontonoilers game tomorrow night with the other parents and they wanted to charge me $360!! That’s not cool brah I’ll drink in your lobby hahah

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@MrsLethal

7 years

My dad’s on his way to the mountains sledding, and sent me this pic. My mom packed him a “snack” bag for the trip. Complete with Baileys. She’s the person I aspire to be.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 years

This is the life

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

@BizNasty2point0 In 1974, the great Charlie Rich won the award for Country Musician of the Year. Do you know who he had to hand the award over to in 1975? Mr. Sunshine-on-my-goddamn-Shoulders Denver. I'll be damned if Mr. Rich didn't take out his cigarette lighter and light the award on fire

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@MrsLethal

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@MrsLethal

3 years

The hair survived the cut. I text my sister to ask what she thought of a bob. She called me yelling NO. Lol

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

I think we’re ready to get down for Kevy’s 40th. #weboughtbooze #welostthebooze #weboughtmorebooze #wefoundthefirstbooze 😳

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Ally

@MrsLethal

9 months

I may have just baked my most beautiful sourdough yet 😅

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 months

@heavyoilcontry Hyman’s smirk. So good

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Ally

@MrsLethal

5 years

I JUUUUUST about told a middle aged woman to go fuck herself in line at the grocery store. How’s your day going?

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

Mosquitoes are bad this time of year 😭

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 years

😍 fall skies can’t be beat

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Ally

@MrsLethal

8 years

Burns post game comments sound like he got dumped by his girlfriend and then his dog died. Wow

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 years

It’s turtleneck weather 😳 #Imnotready

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Ally

@MrsLethal

2 years

My sister stopped by when I was harvesting some of my tulips and took some pics of me with my flowers 😍

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

My 7 year old just told me “if you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life” 1. Who gave her a Chicken Soup For The Soul book? 2. I still haven’t found a sucker willing to pay me for my hot takes and drinking coffee in my pyjamas.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

3 years

Wow! I tweet one thing about my relationship and y’all turn into marriage councillors. Any of you who’ve followed me for more than 5 minutes know we have a great marriage. No one gets along 24/7 - that’s not reality. Stand down, Dr Phils

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Ally

@MrsLethal

7 years

If you find my colourful vocab unattractive, good! I don’t need your societal pressures. Imma do me, and if you don’t like it, feel free to fuck right off! ✌🏻

Metro

@MetroUK

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Do men find women who swear unattractive?

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Ally

@MrsLethal

4 years

Another day in paradise 😍

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Ally

@MrsLethal

2 months

Does anyone think Broberg signing that offer sheet kinda makes his next contract a real gamble? like if he doesn’t live up to 4.6 million dollars will it create friction for him in contract signings in the future? Just wondering out loud

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Ally

@MrsLethal

7 years

Sounds like the Flames acquired a new defencemen that we get to watch Connor embarrass on the regs. Sweet 👌🏻

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Ally

@MrsLethal

1 year

@SeanDoesLife @searchliaison @nichepursuits Not gonna lie I was breathless when I got to the end of this. It rolled through my brain passionately All I can say is AMEN. Hopefully someone who sees this can affect change. Otherwise we’ll all be buying bbqs from people dot com.

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

Just got ID’d at the liquor store. After I spent 15 minutes wandering around reading wine labels, and picked a $29 bottle. Pretty sure someone under 18 doesn’t have those buying habits 😂

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Ally

@MrsLethal

6 years

Made this awesome kangaroo hoodie for my sister and her new baby 🥰🥰