Client: So you mean to tell me I gotta send you my paystubs even tho I sent my bank statements?
Me: Yes
*Awkward Pause*
Client: ard but pls don’t show my girl. She don’t know I’m paying child support for the baby I had on her that she don’t know about.
😨 I just…
Dear people who aren’t from philly,
Your “philly” cheesesteak isn’t supposed to have cheez wiz on it. Just call it a *whatever city u from* steak. That ain’t from us. Pats n Gino’s are for tourist only.
Sincerely,
A Philadelphian
For those keeping count…. My son has just received his 3rd full rod scholarship! I am crying with snot bubbles rn. Just a young blk boy from north Philly, friends dead and in jail already and here he is… choosing to push thru !! LEMME TELL U BOUT MY GOD
Fun fact: I had 2 children b4 I met my husband. 2 months before our wedding, he got custody of his 2. 4 children live in my home 24/7.... I’m due in 3 weeks..... Swallow! Do you hear me? Baby fever is a scam!
Update: The baby is 1 ! He’s been paying since birth. He agreed with the bm to pay if she didn’t ruin his relationship. He’s engaged to his gf that doesn’t know about the baby 🙃
Client: So you mean to tell me I gotta send you my paystubs even tho I sent my bank statements?
Me: Yes
*Awkward Pause*
Client: ard but pls don’t show my girl. She don’t know I’m paying child support for the baby I had on her that she don’t know about.
😨 I just…
My son is graduating highschool next Friday and is not only apart of the national honor society but he has a full ride scholarship as well. A psychology major.