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@Mr_Maseli

10 months

@CasaDupre Afcon

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@Mr_Maseli

1 year

@dezbsx Rashford is united’s 8th highest scorer. Your point?

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@Mr_Maseli

7 years

@nabrew @goal Chale are you ghana be at wald cap ? 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Mr_Maseli

3 years

@watfordlc @WatfordFC @OkoyeMaduka Oh I would so love it when you get relegated 😂😂😂

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@Mr_Maseli

4 years

Reminds me of when I sent my mum a letter in JS1 from boarding school(first week of resumption). It was me that answered the door at home when they finally delivered it

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@Jollz

4 years

A publisher sent me a book on the 6th of January from the UK. NIPOST just gave me my book this morning. On the 26th of February. So even with my book club you people don’t want me to succeed? EHN Nigeria?

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@Mr_Maseli

2 years

How have I slept on Ycee’s Love Drunk album this long???

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

Chief tormentor, town crier, loml turns 3 today ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@Mr_Maseli

4 years

@SteveColey16 @LewisHamilton Loool so people should continue being discriminated so that you can enjoy sports? What of those in sports who are being discriminated on? They should remain silent and just participate

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@Mr_Maseli

4 years

@vanessaazahar @LewisHamilton And you feel this is the appropriate thing to say under this post?

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@Mr_Maseli

3 years

@watfordlc @WatfordFC @OkoyeMaduka Doesn’t make the pleasure for us any less.

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

My conclusion from today is that there are a lot of mad people in Nigeria

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

@Winstanley69 @museumsound @ToxOkev @guardian Still doesn’t change the fact that the art works were STOLEN

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

My baby sister kept pointing at the phone and saying ‘ova’ (basically Oreva in baby language) my mum then FaceTimes me and she says ‘Ova I wov you’ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

@Winstanley69 @museumsound @ToxOkev @guardian But your argument that the UK is an easy target is not hitting the nail in its head. No point going into the ‘oh what about the others’ arguments. What has been stolen should be returned

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

Nightmare for Yoruba commentators

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@Mr_Maseli

8 years

Cousin sent me this pic yesterday. Vintage delta boy

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@Mr_Maseli

2 years

Literally everywhere I turn someone is getting engaged

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

I feel the cakes show a true reflection of Nigeria. There are plenty amazing bakers in the country but the shit one with the connection gets the job

Ms. Asa Nwa (Chi Baby)🏳️‍🌈

@AfricanCeleb

6 years

Both cakes were probably made by the same person

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@Mr_Maseli

3 years

Lacabulemawey or whatever he said 😂😂

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3 years

G⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️L 🔥🔥🔥🔥 3 POINTS AND SUUUCCCK LIME #ARSWOL

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1 year

@Funwithflares You are obsessed with aftv. Get a life. Arsenal’s doing well, enjoy it! Let’s stop looking for things to moan about

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@Mr_Maseli

1 year

The finality of death is something I still can’t comprehend

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@Mr_Maseli

8 months

Even my mother is trolling me

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@Mr_Maseli

3 years

RIP Emeka 💔. Can’t believe I’m typing this. You were such a vibe! No dull moment around you. We were always laughing! Always! Obolopapa 1! You will never be forgotten

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@Mr_Maseli

9 years

@EbubeNwobodo oboi that comment deep oo

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

Can picture my future twin boys playing left and right wing for arsenal. Me an early retiree at (45)in the stands cheering them on. News paper headline: ‘Maseli terror twins condemn Manchester United to relegating after over 50 years in top flight football ‘

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@Mr_Maseli

10 months

You’ll sit down and be dictating how someone should spend his money. When they bill you now you go come Twitter dey about nonsense

Sir Dickson

@Wizarab10

10 months

All I will say is that, there is no Premier League footballer than cannot comfortably look after his entire extended family and wife's extended family without breaking a sweat. Yes, they are that rich. Like Zlatan said, you'll never finish the money in a life time.

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@Mr_Maseli

3 years

Parents have been around for a week now. I hear the speaking in tongues from the lift lobby on the ground floor

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@Mr_Maseli

6 months

Loool this is the policy the government is using? This isn’t even a laughing matter anymore. They are incompetent, brain dead and foolish. Idiots

Morris Monye

@Morris_Monye

6 months

EFCC today raided most of the BDCs in Gbagada, Lagos Hope it’s regulates the rate of naira to dollar. Anything is welcome at this point.

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@Mr_Maseli

4 years

Mechanic just brought bill of £695 Me: would you like the car keys too?

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

Lool I agree with this but sometimes that ‘my dad is gonna kill me’ has saved me from a lot of nonsense. It’s important to find the right balance

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@Mr_Maseli

4 years

Mumci has sent me zoom link for family devotion. It starts as champions league dey start

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@Mr_Maseli

1 year

@DominicKing_DM Arsenal have won 5 games. Chelsea, 2* spurs, United and Liverpool. And have only lost against City and Utd. Arsenal should be on 16 points above Liverpool 😒😒😒

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@Mr_Maseli

9 months

My parents didn’t have a conversation with me about not paying for my flight tickets anymore. They just started hitting me with “ when are you coming home for Christmas? Have you booked your ticket? Book on time oh cause ticket prices are going up”

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@AlmaChronicle

9 months

Honestly since my dad told me to buy my own ticket to come to Nigeria this year, I’ve been in shock 😂. I didn’t know my other girlies were getting hit too 🤭

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

Everytime I pick up my phone now it feels like my sis is saying hi ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

Look at our landlord 😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Mr_Maseli

3 years

Remember this like yesterday

Man of Letters.

@Letter_to_Jack

3 years

Jay-Jay Okocha’s Freekick in that comeback win vs Cameroon on that Sunday afternoon in 2004. My God!

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6 years

Lord new car for 2019 plx. I have suffered enough

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@Mr_Maseli

10 months

Oya go and earn 120k a week and sort your people out. Leave him to spend his money how he wishes. Imagination wan wound you

TA 🍊

@Tope_soft

10 months

If I earn 120k a week for 3 years . I’m definitely going to sort everyone .

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@Mr_Maseli

10 months

@scottjwillis Nelson will play on the right,Trossard left. Viera as the 8 alongside Havertz

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@Mr_Maseli

2 years

Anybody relocating to the UK looking for accommodation 🤝🏾 my mum giving them my number unprovoked to assist.

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kaycee🤟

@Kayceeubah34

6 years

When you set a 4-3-3 attacking formation for your examination, but the invigilator changes your Tactics to a 5-3-2 defensive formation 😂😂

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@Mr_Maseli

3 years

No one My brain: you want to bam bam? You want to chill with the big boys.

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

Neighbour just called to check up on me, that he was hearing shouting in my flat LOOOL. What he doesn’t know is that Mr Maseli Snr is casting and binding inna d place 😂😂😂. I should send out apology notes when he leaves

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

Am I wrong in thinking, churches should be doing more for these refugees. Rather than competing to see who can build the biggest building

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@ajplus

6 years

33 children in a Nigerian refugee camp for people displaced by Boko Haram died from malnutrition in the last 2 weeks. Doctors Without Borders says there isn't enough food or medical care for the the 10,000 people who have arrived there since April.

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5 years

@__Mbah

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

Sent my mum gym progress pics and I just received FaceTime sermon ‘on how bodily exercise profits little’ from both my parents 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

Loool I’ll burn it and even buy then pay for honorary certificate from Harvard

🎀 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝒽 𝓂𝑒??? 𝐼’𝓂... 🎀

@Prieddie_prisca

5 years

??

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@Mr_Maseli

4 years

Psquare also said “ she’s making me bark like a bingo” and then shouted “whoof”

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

We adopted the most beautiful baby girl over a year ago when she was 3 weeks old.... one of the best feelings ❤️❤️❤️

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@theyommie

6 years

I’m definitely going to adopt children.

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6 years

First Jamb score? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 loool this is wild 😂😂😂😂 Reminds me of when I was writing mine and one guy said ‘the calculator is different from the last two years ‘

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

My Name: Orevaoghene Short Name: Oreva Foolish people: Forever Unfortunate people: Ore People I might kill: Oreva Forever

Adaora 🌸

@adwoapoks

5 years

My Name: Adaora Short Name: Ada Foolish people: Adorable, Adore-her Unfortunate people: Dori, Dora People I might kill: Dora the explorer

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@Mr_Maseli

3 years

Please when did Christmas turn to valentines?

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

DAVID MASELI MRICS

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@Mr_Maseli

8 months

I apologise for my optimism in the past. This title is between Liverpool and Man City.

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

No offence but getting a free ticket to Nigeria for Christmas sucks (cc @British_Airways )

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

Angelina - Choir Leader @ Mazi Christus ministries

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

My only annoyance was that musa did not shaku 😐

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

Looool my sister kills me with her comments on Arsenal’s page 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

Mourinho apparently

𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀

@Auntyadaa

6 years

Apart from me.. Who else is ending 2018 single? 🌚

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

Alex iwobi is a boss man !!!

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@Mr_Maseli

2 years

@gunnerblog @TheAthleticFC 😂😂😂 game week can’t come to fast

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

On time 😂😂😂😂

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@Mr_Maseli

8 months

Na mumu dey trust Nigeria football team. 😂

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@Mr_Maseli

4 years

Where has respect gotten us to in this country? We have made no progress in 60 years. Steady decline.

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@Mr_Maseli

6 years

@JaydeBlac @MrWahala

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@Mr_Maseli

3 years

Content you love to see! Next one will be in minutes

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@ebuka_mordi

3 years

Bro we sold out in hours!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@Mr_Maseli

4 years

@deeSEAgee @DoubleDownNews @kennedy_mp3 ??

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@Mr_Maseli

4 years

Once you see 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in the handle just know you are about to enter into racistville

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@Mr_Maseli

8 months

So let me humour you for a second, he got the prophecy right. Well done. Does that pardon him from all the atrocities he committed? Rape, manslaughter etc? . You my friend are a big fool. Idiot

Jeremiah_b_official

@Jeremiah_b_off

8 months

Was this TB Joshua prophecy arranged by CAF, cause even your village oracle can't be this accurate. @BBCAfrica

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

You are an idiot. Big one

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@Mr_Maseli

7 months

Naa Liverpool fans are rattled by that defeat. Rattled 😂

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

Fine wine 😂😂

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@Mr_Maseli

4 years

Been playing the Jerusalema remix non stop

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@Mr_Maseli

4 years

Mehn in a few years we will be speaking mandarin in Naij with how much we are owing China.

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@Mr_Maseli

4 years

Loool I genuinely don’t get how people like this reason? She is literally explaining a personal experience and you are disputing it based on your own separate experience???

Morgan Carstairs

@MORGANCARSTAIRS

4 years

@BBCNews I'm afraid I don't buy this, all the Court staff I know are way too professional to behave in any manner that could make them vulnerable to either a complaint or negative criticism. Bit of projection I wonder?

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@Mr_Maseli

5 years

My condolences to the city fans out there. @aisos_a especially. Please wait till the end for some words of encouragement