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southerner living up north married to @rainbowsatdawn ❤️call me Paul #specialneedsparent I.G wood.ypd1967

Rotherham, England
Joined May 2015
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6 years
When people put “no dms” on their bio , does that mean they haven’t got any and would like some ?
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*** PLEASE REPOST SO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE CAN SEE THIS ******* Please help: my friend Mike was walking Ted below in Cannon Hill Common over near Morden SW20 this morning when he was punched to the floor by 2 men who then stole Ted. If you have seen Ted please tel the police
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2 years
Raising a glass to my dad who would have been 80 today please join me if you can Twitter
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@MrWoodsman67
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4 years
In about an hour I will be seeing a specialist sexual abuse therapist , maybe 40 years to late but worth a try to finally rid myself of the demons within !! Wish me luck please I’m going to need it as it scares the life out of me having to talk about this part of my childhood x
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@MrWoodsman67
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3 years
A lass I know just posted she wants a friend with benefits 😝 and a lad commented “I’m on universal credit, pm me babe” I’m crying 😂😂😂
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@MrWoodsman67
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And @rainbowsatdawn said YES !! Xx
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My best mate passed away this morning , lost his fight with cancer only 3 weeks after being diagnosed life you’re a fucking bitch sometimes !!!!
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3 years
Soooooo 18 months ago I took the plunge , jumped in my car and went to meet a certain person off Twitter , never looked back and fall in love a little bit more every day with @rainbowsatdawn xx
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@MrWoodsman67
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2 years
Soooooo ladies what do we think about this ?
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3 years
Good morning you lot
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You made me a very happy man xxxxxx
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So….. me and @MrWoodsman67 did a thing at the weekend!!!! I am so happy, obviously I said YES! ❤️💞❤️
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@Emilyonelba He seems a genuine bloke just being polite but as I said to him he could have thanked you on tl
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5 years
My mate who died recently was a chef and his wife can’t cook , so I promised him I would look after her , once a week I pop over and cook us both tea , but her mum who’s 92 says she shouldn’t be entertaining men so soon , thoughts anyone ?
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1 year
Raising a glass to Andy who we laid to rest this morning only 58 years old I know non of you knew him but if you did I’m sure you would have liked him too
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3 years
When your daughter rings and announces she is officially a Dr of psychology! Yeah that !! Proud dad once again
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Gulp !
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4 years
6 months ago today I went on a drive to meet a young lady apprehensive as hell , since then I’ve fallen head over heels and madly in love with @rainbowsatdawn I’m so glad we both took the plunge and decided to meet in person , she’s an amazing lady xxx
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3 years
Yogi bear for me
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@MrWoodsman67
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4 years
Happy new year from the two of us and may everyone be as happy as we are xxx
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2 years
Graduation day with my daughter
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3 years
This just hit a nerve and made me stop and think 😢 x
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A very happy man x
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@MrWoodsman67
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3 years
55 years ago 166 children and 28 teachers went to school and didn’t come home RIP #AberfanDisaster
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3 years
Who remembers #captainpugwash and his crew , seaman Staines , master bates and roger the cabin boy ?
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3 years
Exciting 9 hours in A&E last night after I head butted the toilet roll holder while painting the skirting board in my loo ffs
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Me and my best man yesterday
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Dad / daughter moment x
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8 months
Someone didn’t plan this page very well did they now 🙄 Morning btw
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1 year
Id rather talk to you at 3am than talk about you at your funeral. Nothing worse than losing a friend because they didn't think they had anyone to talk to 😢. Phone always on, door always open and a drink can be easily poured. Support each other. I need eight people to RT this
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@MrWoodsman67
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4 years
Harder to do than you think when being helped by a child with special needs lol but as long as his mum likes it that’s all that matters , the fun bit will be taking it to her house tomorrow lol xx
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New friend
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3 years
In the pub @rainbowsatdawn x
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Afternoon you lot x
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4 years
When you lose your faith in the opposite sex and didn’t think you could love again someone comes along and turns your world totally upside down and restores you faith in everything........ yes that , One very very very happy man here xxx
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5 years
Good morning x
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@MrWoodsman67
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3 years
I’d like to say a massive thank you to everyone who commented and wished myself and @rainbowsatdawn a happy engagement it means a hell of a lot to me xx
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@MrWoodsman67
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1st wedding anniversary today love you @rainbowsatdawn
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1 year
For those who asked a pic of my beautiful bride
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Just a couple of teezers 🤪
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Having a birthday cup of tea in bed xxx
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Hyde park the day after the protests to help save our planet oh the irony
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I’m the happiest I’ve been in a very long time , I know I can’t change the past but @rainbowsatdawn is everything and much , much more to me , wish I’d met her sooner so to love her longer xx
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@Emilyonelba Well yeah lol I’ll not thank you lmfao x
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Good morning Twitter from us two xx
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This day 12 months ago I was starting to get ready to go and meet a lady whom I’d been chatting to on here , I fell in love with this lady and so glad I took the plunge , thank you @rainbowsatdawn for this past year in difficult circumstances, love you xxxxxx
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Good morning from a mildly pleasant Yorkshire
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Right sorry I’m off here for a bit I don’t like small minded dick heads giving me shit on here , life is tough enough without getting abuse off some wanker , see you all soon hopefully x
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@MrWoodsman67
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Out out
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@MrWoodsman67
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10 months
To the ones who didn’t make it this far xx
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@MrWoodsman67
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4 years
Missing my girl already , she has made me the happiest I have been in a very long time , I love her with everything I have and I do believe I have found my soul mate xxx
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Out for a walk in the snow x
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Cheers from us two @rainbowsatdawn xxx
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When Mozart was 8 this tree was over 40. When first Steam Engine was patented this tree was 50. When the Wright Brothers flew the first motorized plane this tree was 180. Now at aged 300 it was felled for a service road for HS2 Words fail me. ~ David Attenborough.
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@MrWoodsman67
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And survived
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@MrWoodsman67
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If you don’t see two stick figures dancing you have a filthy mind x
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Managed to stock up before the hose pipe ban hits Yorkshire
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Last night me and @rainbowsatdawn met up for an hour and had a bite to eat the next time I see her she will be walking down the isle towards me #giddyasakipper #weddingday
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Quite possibly lol
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Worst ways to spend my birthday I suppose
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Pissed as twats !
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Proud to call @rainbowsatdawn my wife and you were absolutely stunning xxxx
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Best day ever
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@MrWoodsman67
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Just been asked by my mates widow if I would like to help carry his coffin with his kids , what an honour to be able to do one last thing for him xx
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Me and the most beautiful and loveliest lady I know xxx
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Waits for backlash lol
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Come on #brighton 1-0 !!!!
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4 years ago today I drove from Yorkshire to Cheshire to meet up with a young lady , when I got to her house she opened the door and immediately shut it in my face 🙄 now we are very happily married and loving our life together, love you @rainbowsatdawn
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I know the jocks don’t like seeing us English win at football but I don’t care I’ll be cheering on Scotland tonight and this is the nearest I’ve got to a Scotland shirt
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Which are you ? X
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My little girl ties the knot today with a very lovely and special lady , I wish them both all the happiness in the world for today and their futures together @DrMeganLWood
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First pea come through , grown from seed ! Go me
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New lyrics for radio 1 😂
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In that order ?
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I’m 52 so even men over 35 can do it too , confident in my own skin
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Out out in Leeds
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@MrWoodsman67
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So today I have my first proper historical sexual abuse counselling session after the initial meeting to assess my needs , not going to lie my head is a complete shed today so bare with me please x
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More leftovers for tea
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@lilyallen I’m still recovering from 1987 tbh x
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Morning everyone xx
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So the wife just sent me this ffs @rainbowsatdawn
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@MrWoodsman67
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What more could I ask for than being with this one today saying I’m in love is a total understatement @rainbowsatdawn xxx
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So yesterday I was driving past a church while working and saw one of the saddest sights I will ever see , a man carrying in his arms a tiny pink coffin up the church path followed by the other mourners brought a massive lump to my throat
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I hate to show off but I had to share! When you work hard all your life and you are doing so well you can treat yourself right I can’t express the happiness I am feeling. White was the only colour but it doesn’t matter I’ve just purchased these four chairs.
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A week and a half before I walk down the isle with the most beautiful, amazing and perfect woman I’ve ever known and I get bloody Covid ffs feel like shit too and I should have been somewhere today with her giving her support
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Morning everyone xx
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On this date 2020 I drove 76 miles feeling a little apprehensive, a little nervous and very excited to meet a someone I’d been chatting with on here , this year we are getting married and I am the luckiest man alive , thank you @rainbowsatdawn for everything xxxx
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I’ll start “ ignore my advice “
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4 weeks today I’ll be getting myself organised to tie the knot with @rainbowsatdawn I’m not exactly nervous tbh but I’m apprehensive that it all goes perfectly for rainbow as she is the one that matters in my eyes xx
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Love this pic with my daughter taken yesterday before her graduation @DrMeganLWood
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2 years ago today I made my way to see @rainbowsatdawn for the first time now 2 years on and we are engaged to be married, saying I’m so in love with this lady is a massive understatement! Xxx
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A year ago today I lost my best mate to cancer after 2 weeks of being diagnosed, always in my thoughts bez xx
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My little girl has only gone and got a paper published at university, very very proud dad even though I won’t even try to think I know what it’s about lol congrats @meglouwood xxx
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Well chuffed with my daughter @meglouwood for landing her first job as a paediatric infectious disease research analyst at St. George’s , university of London proud dad moment #629
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Today would have been my mums 78th birthday, still miss her like mad but I’ve come to terms with her being gone now , just wish she could have met rainbow as she would have loved her xx
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At the fringe in Edinburgh
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My company tonight x
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Great reply
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